Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: BiPoLaR on November 15, 2010, 07:37:05 PM
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There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.
Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
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Love it!
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Was it diet?
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notice only 2 replies?
Cause the rest drink water and call it beer :aok
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Lol good one bip <3
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:rofl :aok
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:lol nice
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:rofl :aok :cheers:
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Heh... Looks like this joke is an international one: Some years ago it was printed in a Finnish magazine, telling about participants of an international conference. After the hard day they agree to meet at the bar for a beer. The bar being well equipped, everyone could get some beer from their own country. The Irishman came a little late...
Thanks for the reminder :cheers:
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hehe like it :aok
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dont let tec read this, he'll put racial profiling o this.
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Guinness in the cooler and a day on the Water = Heaven
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Guinness in the cooler and a day on the Water = Heaven
I truly hope that when i pass on, that they fill my veins with Guinness instead of embalming fluid :aok :aok
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<--- raises his tumbler full of whiskey to toast you beer (water) drinkers! :aok
Friend of mine asked me what I mixed my whiskey with a while back... I told him "two ice cubes."
nah, actually BiP you're right, Guinness ownz all. Back when I was home brewing I did a few batches of oatmeal stout that were excellent, but the best I think was a really high gravity IPA... took over a year aging in a closet in our guest bedroom, racked off in 22oz'ers, before it was tame enough to drink. Hops bite out of the wazoo and about 12-13% alcohol. No wonder that stuff could survive an unrefrigerated boat ride from England to India around the horn of Africa....... two bottles of that and you were banging gongs, howling at the moon, and visiting dead relatives. :aok
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I truly hope that when i pass on, that they fill my veins with Guinness instead of embalming fluid :aok :aok
Isn't that one and the same? :bolt:
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Isn't that one and the same? :bolt:
:rofl Around here on St Pattys day, your probably right. ( im a Bailey and my wifes maiden name is Murphy ) :aok
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Speaking of water....
What do Coors and sex in a canoe have in common?
They're both ****ing near water.
:rofl
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haha
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:rofl Around here on St Pattys day, your probably right. ( im a Bailey and my wifes maiden name is Murphy ) :aok
:rofl :aok