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Title: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: A8TOOL on January 06, 2011, 12:48:22 AM
Actually, I would not take this information to lightly. With the moon being so strange the last two months, the weird weather pattern Jim Cantore is talking about, the possible stalling of the Gulf Stream and these birds dieing all over the the place...I'm a little intrigued, curious and a bit nervous as to what will happen next...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40921795/ns/us_news-environment/
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Post by: oakranger on January 06, 2011, 01:08:43 AM
Well, there is a certain group of Christan that are sending a message out about May 21 being the end of the world.  could all be linked.
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Post by: BiPoLaR on January 06, 2011, 01:36:41 AM
Well, there is a certain group of Christan that are sending a message out about May 21 being the end of the world.  could all be linked.
good, means i dont have to sit here bored anymore.


If you guys need me ill be at the local trailer park hooking up with trailer girls.
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Post by: EskimoJoe on January 06, 2011, 01:40:46 AM
good, means i dont have to sit here bored anymore.


If you guys need me ill be at the local trailer park hooking up with trailer girls.

You could do better than that, I bet  :aok
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Post by: BiPoLaR on January 06, 2011, 01:44:15 AM
You could do better than that, I bet  :aok
yeah i know. but, with such short notice on the end of the world. I dont have time to work for it. I need the easy  :devil
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Post by: Slash27 on January 06, 2011, 02:41:49 AM
Actually, I would not take this information to lightly. With the moon being so strange the last two months, the weird weather pattern Jim Cantore is talking about, the possible stalling of the Gulf Stream and these birds dieing all over the the place...I'm a little intrigued, curious and a bit nervous as to what will happen next...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40921795/ns/us_news-environment/
What about the moon?
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Post by: Larry on January 06, 2011, 02:59:02 AM
What about the moon?

Its the Devil.
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Post by: Gh0stFT on January 06, 2011, 05:30:00 AM
lets the "AFLOCKALYPSE" part beside,
but what really happened to all this birds? they all falling from the sky... i doubt Hitchcock would be proud ;)
Its a mystery...maybe they collided with transparent UFO's?
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Post by: Melvin on January 06, 2011, 05:59:51 AM
Quote from the story.

"Mass bird deaths aren't uncommon. The U.S. Geological Service's website listed about 90 mass deaths of birds and other wildlife from June through Dec. 12."

Don't get your purple jumpsuits and sneakers on just yet folks.
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Post by: mbailey on January 06, 2011, 06:07:25 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/mombi666/Pix%20from%20the%20Alien%20Quadrilogy/aliens_hudson_game_over.jpg)




Purple jump suits and sneakers are soooo 1990s....way to cliche', this is what my new end of the world cult is wearing
(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/bunny-suit_large.jpg)
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Post by: Melvin on January 06, 2011, 07:31:13 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/mombi666/Pix%20from%20the%20Alien%20Quadrilogy/aliens_hudson_game_over.jpg)




Purple jump suits and sneakers are soooo 1990s....way to cliche', this is what my new end of the world cult is wearing
(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/bunny-suit_large.jpg)


You just made my morning. THAT'S funny.  :lol  :aok
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Post by: mthrockmor on January 06, 2011, 07:42:01 AM
good, means i dont have to sit here bored anymore.


If you guys need me ill be at the local trailer park hooking up with trailer girls.

That is tooo funny!
 :x
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Post by: Dichotomy on January 06, 2011, 08:19:15 AM
Does this mean I can quit paying my bills, run over random strangers who annoy me, and abscond with all the Hooters girls I can fit in my trunk?

No?

Let me know when mmmmkaaayyy? :D
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 06, 2011, 09:04:33 AM
What about the moon?

Rare cycle or something this month.  Read about it a couple weeks ago and have since forgotten.

Complex mixture of how many full moons in such and such a period before an equinox or something.

No idea what it means.

(beyond the end of the world, of course, which I am looking forward to)
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Post by: tmetal on January 06, 2011, 09:57:21 AM
IIRC the leader of that christian group claiming the end of the world is on May 21 has made two previous "end of the world on such-n-such date" claims. One during the 80's and another during the early 90's. I wonder how many times the world has to end before it reaches the end.  :noid
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Post by: Yeager on January 06, 2011, 10:05:33 AM
I simply concentrate on dealing with my own death.  My own end time.  If the rest of creation ends when I do then I am ok with that.

Everything ends eventually.  Although we try to avoid death, sometimes fate kicks in and it sucks.  We must all deal with it.
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Post by: FiLtH on January 06, 2011, 12:03:36 PM
Nah...Ive got an angle.
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Post by: mbailey on January 06, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
This in from MSN News

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40947831/ns/us_news-environment/

 



This thread needs a theme song.........here ya go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8&feature=related
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Post by: Dichotomy on January 06, 2011, 01:32:48 PM
 :rofl

PERFECT!!!
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Post by: ghi on January 06, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
Something "fishy" is going on ,below are news reports about dead fish over past 2 days, could have something in common with birds death;

England
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLvEkaTS1pQ

New Zeland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbu14pngA7I

Brazil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGVKjvAr0qo

Florida
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHpHn1HzIEU

Maryland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4T-j7vUHJ8

Arkansas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEj5wSYyzKk

Michigan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XEJflTWSQ
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Post by: CptTrips on January 06, 2011, 02:47:59 PM


We're on final approach to 2012.

Its all downhill from here baby!

 :banana:
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Post by: ebfd11 on January 06, 2011, 03:14:22 PM
Grab your children grab you gun .. run run run...



 :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid
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Post by: Beefcake on January 06, 2011, 04:39:05 PM
Awww hell the zombie apocalypse is coming! I need to find out where the nearest tank depot is.
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Post by: RightF00T on January 06, 2011, 06:37:13 PM
The government is testing satellite microwave localized genocide on certain phenotypes....this doesn't bode well for Hollywood.

 :noid :bolt:
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Post by: Ack-Ack on January 06, 2011, 07:16:35 PM
lets the "AFLOCKALYPSE" part beside,
but what really happened to all this birds? they all falling from the sky... i doubt Hitchcock would be proud ;)
Its a mystery...maybe they collided with transparent UFO's?

The 5000 bird die off was a result of illegal professional grade fireworks being shot off in a residential neighborhood at night that caused this flock of birds to flee in panick. Since this type of bird is night blind, the birds were flying into buildings, trees and into the ground at high speeds (25-30mph which I guess for these birds is high speed) which caused the trauma injuries found on the birds.

ack-ack
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Post by: 68ZooM on January 06, 2011, 07:20:07 PM
woo hoooo BIG BANG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSu0R0jQ0dI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSu0R0jQ0dI&feature=related)  this is the nice version you can search for the other lol  Australia
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Post by: whipster22 on January 06, 2011, 07:26:08 PM
you guys sound like history channel  :rofl
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Post by: allaire on January 06, 2011, 07:39:11 PM
The 5000 bird die off was a result of illegal professional grade fireworks being shot off in a residential neighborhood at night that caused this flock of birds to flee in panick. Since this type of bird is night blind, the birds were flying into buildings, trees and into the ground at high speeds (25-30mph which I guess for these birds is high speed) which caused the trauma injuries found on the birds.

ack-ack
Yep the word from Arkansas Game and Fish is blunt trauma related death.  We also had a fish kill in NW Arkansas of around 100,000 Drum fish.  The sad thing is doing a search on the various animal kills some of the results point to "2012" sites.
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Post by: EskimoJoe on January 06, 2011, 08:14:40 PM
I simply concentrate on dealing with my own death.  My own end time.  If the rest of creation ends when I do then I am ok with that.

Everything ends eventually.  Although we try to avoid death, sometimes fate kicks in and it sucks.  We must all deal with it.

Could I quote that and put it on my facebook page?

 :salute
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Post by: A8TOOL on January 06, 2011, 08:38:04 PM
The FIREWORK explanation holds No Water since in America we have a 4th of July and a new Year every year. Also, many States sell fire works legally and this has not happened before in such wide numbers or across the Continents and nearly the same time..

I vote for something more natural or scientific .....although bumping into UFO's sounds cool  :D

I Drew a line from the bird deaths in AK to the bird deaths 2 days later in LA and came up with nothing but whatever the problem was here in the US, it was headed south. Then i realized that meant nothing either..heheh


As for the moon, here is a time lapse ( near end) someone made while watching it all day in DEC.  It's very similar to the one in Nov.. Lets see what happens to it in Jan.

There are many amateur telescopes that film the same events on the same day across the globe. one that struck me as strange was the three lights seen on the edge of the darkside of the moon that were caught. There are others where these lights are slightly to the left of the moon  but these appeared to be on the moon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaFs6wMz9Y&feature=related

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Post by: E25280 on January 06, 2011, 09:37:10 PM
As for the moon, here is a time lapse ( near end) someone made while watching it all day in DEC.  It's very similar to the one in Nov.. Lets see what happens to it in Jan.

There are many amateur telescopes that film the same events on the same day across the globe. one that struck me as strange was the three lights seen on the edge of the darkside of the moon that were caught. There are others where these lights are slightly to the left of the moon  but these appeared to be on the moon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaFs6wMz9Y&feature=related


:rofl :rofl :rofl

If you think this is unusual, you've never paid attention to the moon crossing the sky before.
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Post by: A8TOOL on January 07, 2011, 12:04:52 AM
Nothing wrong with moon...just looks odd cut horizontally on those dates is all.

Moon's Libration 2000-2019  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu7hetnW0ag&feature=related
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Post by: redman555 on January 07, 2011, 12:33:13 AM
Personally I think on Dec 21 2012 is going to be the polar shift.  It happens every so many years and it is proven to happen.  The north becomes the south, south becomes the north.  Can happen in days, weeks, or months, they arent sure.


-BigBOBCH
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Post by: A8TOOL on January 07, 2011, 12:37:25 AM
I agree...but I'm thinking it will begin to happen sooner if not already. Hope it's a slow process....then again, that would mean one side of the world would be dark and the other light for to long while we switch directions.
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Post by: EskimoJoe on January 07, 2011, 02:54:49 AM
Personally I think on Dec 21 2012 is going to be the polar shift.  It happens every so many years and it is proven to happen.  The north becomes the south, south becomes the north.  Can happen in days, weeks, or months, they arent sure.


-BigBOBCH

Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?
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Post by: 1pLUs44 on January 07, 2011, 05:29:52 AM
Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?

Well, if worse comes to worse, the inevitable will happen earlier than predicted and we will all die. Bring it!  :rock
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Post by: 321BAR on January 07, 2011, 05:43:27 AM
HONESTLY GUYS 2012 WAS MISCALCULATED!

and NO im not joking. there is no apocalypse in 2012. no end of the world. things go on... They were 208 years off.

Heres a few articles to back my statement up :rolleyes:

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=nl&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.natutech.nl%2F00%2Fnt%2Fnl%2F47%2Fartikel%2F26050%2FBalen%3A_%25272012%2527_is_pas_over_twee_eeuwen.html

http://socyberty.com/future/the-world-will-not-end-in-2012-miscalculation-in-mayan-calendar/

http://technology.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978621888

I can keep bringing the articles if you want me to. i got approx 15 more i can post that are even more reliable of sources
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Post by: EskimoJoe on January 07, 2011, 05:48:02 AM
Well, if worse comes to worse, the inevitable will happen earlier than predicted and we will all die. Bring it!  :rock

FINALLY! No more of this human society BS!  :rock

HONESTLY GUYS 2012 WAS MISCALCULATED!

and NO im not joking. there is no apocalypse in 2012. no end of the world. things go on... They were 208 years off.

Heres a few articles to back my statement up :rolleyes:
<snip>

I can keep bringing the articles if you want me to. i got approx 15 more i can post that are even more reliable of sources

Shunnn! Shun the nonbeliever!
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Post by: 321BAR on January 07, 2011, 06:01:50 AM
Personally I think on Dec 21 2012 is going to be the polar shift.  It happens every so many years and it is proven to happen.  The north becomes the south, south becomes the north.  Can happen in days, weeks, or months, they arent sure.


-BigBOBCH
Polar Shifts occur every 750,000 years. There has never been a mass extinction during these times. Dont worry about it. NASA predicts a Polar Shift soon and that we are overdue. They do not believe the world is going to end. They believe major environmental problems "MAY" occur such as volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, earthquakes but they believe that other than smaller noticable things such as screwed up compasses we may not have much of a problem. Dont worry about it.

Besides. If the end comes soon, realize that you have lived your life to the fullest you could have accomplished and that death is just another experience in life guys.
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Post by: fudgums on January 07, 2011, 07:35:30 AM
its all because HTC is making the B-29 now.


HTC YOU MUST STOP!!!



PS
I really wanted to use the "If you don't have sex with me right now, the world will end" line.  :lol
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Post by: expat on January 07, 2011, 11:08:31 AM
2012 ...pah
i live inthe middle east , the calender here say's it's 14 something , ive got hundreds of years to go before 2012 :)
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Post by: Saurdaukar on January 07, 2011, 11:21:10 AM
Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?

Slavery makes a comeback?
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Post by: Dichotomy on January 07, 2011, 12:01:08 PM
Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?

you Yankees would have to learn to drawl and we'd have to learn how to drive on snow?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/Demotivational/4nm8sx0byh.jpg)
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Post by: A8TOOL on January 07, 2011, 12:16:54 PM
Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?

Well scientists say we would begin spinning in the opposite direction. If the poles change direction, the Earths core rotation would also be forced to change direction. This would cause our currant revolution of the Earth to slow kind of like  gears grinding until we came to a final halt and then we would begin to spin the opposite way.

Supposedly, there are ancient Egyptian and south American records describing first hand knowledge of events like this passed on from generation to generation telling of the last time this happened. That information along with the bible suggests that the Earth will come to a stand still for approximately 3 days before it begins spinning in the opposite direction again at some point. The outcome of this kind of natural process of course would cause global volcano's to erupt, massive earthquakes and world wide coastal flooding along with portions of land sinking into the sea while others rose.



We know for a fact that it can happen, that it did happen by geological records and that there are many underwater cities of the past that were created,..or destroyed because of cataclysms like this.

It's best explained here and you will be in AWE of the scientific explanations given. Definitely worth a look.


http://www.timeline2012.net/index.php/en/timeline-2012/timeline-2012-videos


Have you ever wondered where all that salt came from in the salt flats, or how the plateaus of the American west were created or why there is so much red dirt and rock there and MANY MANY other geological formations explained.

Watch part 5 -9 for that. The Ice age records are also very intriguing.


 :headscratch:
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Post by: Shuffler on January 07, 2011, 01:32:58 PM
Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?

All the War Between the States movies would have to be changed.
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Post by: mipoikel on January 07, 2011, 01:48:43 PM
Birds again, this time in italy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12139452
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Post by: Melvin on January 07, 2011, 02:04:58 PM
A few birds die and the media has found the sensational story they are looking for to feed to the frightened sheeple.


This is hilarious.

Keep it coming, I love hearing from the amateur Nostradomus' out there.
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Post by: Tupac on January 07, 2011, 02:17:20 PM
A few birds die and the media has found the sensational story they are looking for to feed to the frightened sheeple.


This is hilarious.

Keep it coming, I love hearing from the amateur Nostradomus' out there.

+1
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Post by: mbailey on January 07, 2011, 02:44:49 PM
A few birds die and the media has found the sensational story they are looking for to feed to the frightened sheeple.


 
What do you expect, this is the news they are spewing out to us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XTwWqzKeXc&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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Post by: redman555 on January 07, 2011, 03:05:59 PM
Sounds kinda scary to me. What would be the global effects of North becoming South, etc.?

Was watching a show on it last week, they said seas would rise, weather would change, HUGE hurricanes, and more.


-BigBOBCH
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Post by: USRanger on January 07, 2011, 03:06:49 PM
Just so you all know...If it comes down to it, I will eat all of you.
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Post by: mbailey on January 07, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
Just so you all know...If it comes down to it, I will eat all of you.

ttrryyyiinnn...ttooooo......b eeee.....grooowwnnn.......upp p....and.....nnnooottt.....rr eeessppppooonndd  :rofl





(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/crotch.jpg)
                

I failed  :D

<On a side note, its just disturbing what you can find on Google Images>
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Post by: Tupac on January 07, 2011, 03:17:50 PM
Was watching a show on it last week, they said seas would rise, weather would change, HUGE hurricanes, and more.


-BigBOBCH

Bring it on, I'll be at the trailer park with BiPoLaR
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Post by: STXAce8 on January 07, 2011, 03:39:46 PM
Well scientists say we would begin spinning in the opposite direction. If the poles change direction, the Earths core rotation would also be forced to change direction. This would cause our currant revolution of the Earth to slow kind of like  gears grinding until we came to a final halt and then we would begin to spin the opposite way.

Supposedly, there are ancient Egyptian and south American records describing first hand knowledge of events like this passed on from generation to generation telling of the last time this happened. That information along with the bible suggests that the Earth will come to a stand still for approximately 3 days before it begins spinning in the opposite direction again at some point. The outcome of this kind of natural process of course would cause global volcano's to erupt, massive earthquakes and world wide coastal flooding along with portions of land sinking into the sea while others rose.



We know for a fact that it can happen, that it did happen by geological records and that there are many underwater cities of the past that were created,..or destroyed because of cataclysms like this.

It's best explained here and you will be in AWE of the scientific explanations given. Definitely worth a look.


http://www.timeline2012.net/index.php/en/timeline-2012/timeline-2012-videos


Have you ever wondered where all that salt came from in the salt flats, or how the plateaus of the American west were created or why there is so much red dirt and rock there and MANY MANY other geological formations explained.

Watch part 5 -9 for that. The Ice age records are also very intriguing.


 :headscratch:

About lots of volcanoes erupting that means Yellowstone might finally erupt.  :uhoh Get the ribs ready and some bbq sauce....
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Post by: Dichotomy on January 07, 2011, 08:40:32 PM
Just so you all know...If it comes down to it, I will eat all of you.

hope you're not very hungry and enjoy tough and stringy meals :D
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Post by: Plazus on January 07, 2011, 08:41:51 PM
Just so you all know...If it comes down to it, I will eat all of you.

I WANT YOU IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: 321BAR on January 08, 2011, 12:17:57 AM
ttrryyyiinnn...ttooooo......beeee.....grooowwnnn.......uppp....and.....nnnooottt.....rreeessppppooonndd  :rofl





(http://i888.photobucket.com/albums/ac82/mbailey166066/crotch.jpg)
                

I failed  :D

<On a side note, its just disturbing what you can find on Google Images>
GET IN MY BELLYYY!!!!
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Post by: Guppy35 on January 08, 2011, 12:57:16 AM
I figure if the world ends I won't be around the next day to worry about it...So why worry? :)
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Post by: BiPoLaR on January 08, 2011, 02:05:28 AM
I figure if the world ends I won't be around the next day to worry about it...So why worry? :)
:aok
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Post by: EskimoJoe on January 08, 2011, 02:07:50 AM
I figure if the world ends I won't be around the next day to worry about it...So why worry? :)

Spoken like.. Screw it, that was truly awesome. Mind if I quote that and put it up on my facebook?  :aok
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Post by: A8TOOL on January 08, 2011, 02:28:11 AM
I figure if the world ends I won't be around the next day to worry about it...So why worry? :)


Would not be bad if it could happen in an instant for you but............ the world does not end in 2012.

The Mayan calendar repeats itself every  5126 years.

2012 marks the end of it's 5th and final cycle which takes 25,630 years to complete.

The Mayan's 2012's end date corresponds exactly at the time of our passing through the Galactic equator. From there the calendar starts all over again.

Passing through the Galactic equator could result in a devastating cataclysmic events if in fact the do poles shift. If not, we are all safe..but according to history thats highly doubtful. Supposedly this happens every 25630 years and at that time a new ice age begins.

Imagine what would happen if all industrial transportation stopped at one time due to these events. Volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tidal waves and tsunami's. The loss of power grids and gas lines mostly all gone. How many weeks could you live in a major city? How many months in a small town thats near a big city? How many months out in the middle of nowhere with ash and hail dumping on you if your in the wrong location? Somewhere high, away from the ocean and any nuclear plants but close to the new equator is where you want to be...and even then survival will not be easy.

If and when it should happen, people will still survive. It's just our nature. In fact,......... it's the nature of all things.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HufqP4omIU&feature=player_embedded#!

Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: fudgums on January 08, 2011, 07:49:06 AM

Would not be bad if it could happen in an instant for you but............ the world does not end in 2012.

The Mayan calendar repeats itself every  5126 years.

2012 marks the end of it's 5th and final cycle which takes 25,630 years to complete.

The Mayan's 2012's end date corresponds exactly at the time of our passing through the Galactic equator. From there the calendar starts all over again.

Passing through the Galactic equator could result in a devastating cataclysmic events if in fact the do poles shift. If not, we are all safe..but according to history thats highly doubtful. Supposedly this happens every 25630 years and at that time a new ice age begins.

Imagine what would happen if all industrial transportation stopped at one time due to these events. Volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tidal waves and tsunami's. The loss of power grids and gas lines mostly all gone. How many weeks could you live in a major city? How many months in a small town thats near a big city? How many months out in the middle of nowhere with ash and hail dumping on you if your in the wrong location? Somewhere high, away from the ocean and any nuclear plants but close to the new equator is where you want to be...and even then survival will not be easy.

If and when it should happen, people will still survive. It's just our nature. In fact,......... it's the nature of all things.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HufqP4omIU&feature=player_embedded#!




Yea, and where are the Mayans at right now?
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: ghi on January 08, 2011, 09:22:00 AM
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np4-0Rr3kQw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su7WA72w03A

This story about  fast magnetic pole shift causing  Tampa,FL runway closure was in news last evening, it could disturb the birds and fish navigation and migration also. But i don't understand why is affecting only this runway aligned North-South , must be 100s of runways all over the world built N-S . Why fix runway and not make corrections to the compass, what difference would it make if a plane is trying to land on a runway aligned East-West  still using a compass based navigation system pointing the North magnetic pole diverted with 3-4 degrees.But imagine a plane or ship navigating 1000s of miles long trips, trans ocean, it can't relay on compas anymore, 3-4 degres off trajectory would bring it maybe 100 miles off destination. Yep, we have radar and GPS.
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Tupac on January 08, 2011, 09:47:15 AM
One sec, my tin foil hat needs adjusting..........






All better  :noid
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Chalenge on January 08, 2011, 09:51:30 AM
Anyone that has flown a sailplane can explain what has happened to these birds. Birds circle in thermals eating bugs and those same bugs become little hail stones when they get sucked up into cumulonimbus clouds while the birds in the same situation cannot overcome the air currents within the cloud. The reason its such big news is the real mystery.
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Lepape2 on January 08, 2011, 12:01:20 PM

Would not be bad if it could happen in an instant for you but............ the world does not end in 2012.

The Mayan calendar repeats itself every  5126 years.

2012 marks the end of it's 5th and final cycle which takes 25,630 years to complete.


The Mayan's 2012's end date corresponds exactly at the time of our passing through the Galactic equator. From there the calendar starts all over again.

Passing through the Galactic equator could result in a devastating cataclysmic events if in fact the do poles shift. If not, we are all safe..but according to history thats highly doubtful. Supposedly this happens every 25630 years and at that time a new ice age begins.

Imagine what would happen if all industrial transportation stopped at one time due to these events. Volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tidal waves and tsunami's. The loss of power grids and gas lines mostly all gone. How many weeks could you live in a major city? How many months in a small town thats near a big city? How many months out in the middle of nowhere with ash and hail dumping on you if your in the wrong location? Somewhere high, away from the ocean and any nuclear plants but close to the new equator is where you want to be...and even then survival will not be easy.

If and when it should happen, people will still survive. It's just our nature. In fact,......... it's the nature of all things.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HufqP4omIU&feature=player_embedded#!



They were pretty smart to find that dreaded 26,000 year cycle which can be explained there if you have a notch of education:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milankovitch_cycles)
Quote: " The Earth's axis completes one full cycle of precession approximately every 26,000 years. "

It will be nothing supernatural and MAGNETIC pole shifts are NOT a predictable periodic occurrence. A bunch of French scientists have recently been able to recreate such pole shifts in lab from a "mini earth" but were unable to explain what creates them. This is not to be confused with Polar Wander (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_polar_wander)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_reversal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_reversal)

About those fish and bird deaths you can see them all from there... BOOM!!! http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=201817256339889828327.0004991bca25af104a22b&z=2 (http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=201817256339889828327.0004991bca25af104a22b&z=2)

Most people freak out on a single sentence twitched and censored from the media to make money and headlines. Don't be one of those people please.
I know most of you guys find wikipedia to be an erroneous source of information but I completely disagree.

Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Rash on January 08, 2011, 12:11:39 PM
Seismic testing and an old whale that died recently.

The first 1:05 is the news, listen to the guys after that.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ptmRC6U9gs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ptmRC6U9gs)
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Saurdaukar on January 08, 2011, 12:38:33 PM
I love Aussies.
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: 321BAR on January 08, 2011, 01:16:21 PM

Would not be bad if it could happen in an instant for you but............ the world does not end in 2220.

The Mayan calendar repeats itself every  5126 years.

2220 marks the end of it's 5th and final cycle which takes 25,630 years to complete.

The Mayan's 2220's end date corresponds exactly at the time of our passing through the Galactic equator. From there the calendar starts all over again.
Passing through the Galactic equator could result in a devastating cataclysmic events if in fact the do poles shift. If not, we are all safe..but according to history thats highly doubtful. Supposedly this happens every 25630 years and at that time a new ice age begins.

Imagine what would happen if all industrial transportation stopped at one time due to these events. Volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tidal waves and tsunami's. The loss of power grids and gas lines mostly all gone. How many weeks could you live in a major city? How many months in a small town thats near a big city? How many months out in the middle of nowhere with ash and hail dumping on you if your in the wrong location? Somewhere high, away from the ocean and any nuclear plants but close to the new equator is where you want to be...and even then survival will not be easy.

If and when it should happen, people will still survive. It's just our nature. In fact,......... it's the nature of all things.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HufqP4omIU&feature=player_embedded#!


:aok they miscalculated the beginning of the Mayan civilization by 208 years bud... :aok

The italics happens for many years. 2012 is just one year of this moment. 2220 also it will be happening
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Dichotomy on January 08, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
One sec, my tin foil hat needs adjusting..........






All better  :noid

got a spare? mines wearing out.

 :noid
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: AKKuya on January 08, 2011, 06:15:13 PM
If you all promise not to tell anyone, then I'll let you know what the deal is.

The mass deaths of the animals is caused by one thing.  Secret government facility that finally completed the perfect weapon.


The Mega 2000 Turbine Methane Cannon.  When you want to win a battle against superior forces and ammunition runs dry.  Unleash the big fart and haul'em away in a cart.



or it could be aliens. :headscratch:
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Dichotomy on January 08, 2011, 08:02:31 PM
East of the Rockies you're on the air

 :noid
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: F22RaptorDude on January 08, 2011, 08:35:06 PM
If you all promise not to tell anyone, then I'll let you know what the deal is.

The mass deaths of the animals is caused by one thing.  Secret government facility that finally completed the perfect weapon.


The Mega 2000 Turbine Methane Cannon.  When you want to win a battle against superior forces and ammunition runs dry.  Unleash the big fart and haul'em away in a cart.



or it could be aliens. :headscratch:
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Tupac on January 08, 2011, 08:40:08 PM
got a spare? mines wearing out.

 :noid

A true conspiracy nut keeps at least one........hundred ready made and ready for thought blocking.

here ya go  :noid
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: infowars on January 08, 2011, 10:14:02 PM
East of the Rockies you're on the air

 :noid

lol
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Dichotomy on January 08, 2011, 10:57:40 PM
A true conspiracy nut keeps at least one........hundred ready made and ready for thought blocking.

here ya go  :noid

Gracias hamigo..

when the Zombies come a calling I gots your back :D
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: A8TOOL on January 09, 2011, 04:35:02 AM
NBC live news http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np4-0Rr3kQw
MSNBC News http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su7WA72w03A


This story about  fast magnetic pole shift causing  Tampa,FL runway closure was in news last evening, it could disturb the birds and fish navigation and migration also. But i don't understand why is affecting only this runway aligned North-South , must be 100s of runways all over the world built N-S . Why fix runway and not make corrections to the compass, what difference would it make if a plane is trying to land on a runway aligned East-West  still using a compass based navigation system pointing the North magnetic pole diverted with 3-4 degrees.But imagine a plane or ship navigating 1000s of miles long trips, trans ocean, it can't relay on compas anymore, 3-4 degres off trajectory would bring it maybe 100 miles off destination. Yep, we have radar and GPS.

January 7th, just a few days after fireworks sent birds to their death in AK and a couple days later made birds in LA. fly into a wire we get this news.

Thank the powers that be that this minor pole shift  just affected one airport. Seems a little paint is gonna fix this 10 degree pole shift according to the news. Whew...that was a close one.

I'd get ready for more ....or you could bury your head deeper in the sand for added safety.

Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on January 09, 2011, 09:21:14 AM
Lepape mentioned a 26,000 year cycle, I remember reading an astonomical article about the 26,000 year cycle that says Vega will become the new North Star, instead of Polaris. And that after another 26,000 years it will swing back to Polaris.
I read this one about 50 years, when I was 13, at the Burbank Library.
Just one old man's remembrances.  :old:
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Lepape2 on January 09, 2011, 10:16:52 AM
Lepape mentioned a 26,000 year cycle, I remember reading an astonomical article about the 26,000 year cycle that says Vega will become the new North Star, instead of Polaris. And that after another 26,000 years it will swing back to Polaris.
I read this one about 50 years, when I was 13, at the Burbank Library.
Just one old man's remembrances.  :old:

Bingo! Like the precession of a gyroscope. Mayans MIGHT have lived long enough to notice the variations in the pole stars (1degree rotation every 71years) and were able to draw a circle that lasted roughly 26,000years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_precession_%28astronomy%29

Now go find the relevance between this and all these fishes and birds dying all over the place like it never happened before (sarcasm). That's right... there is none. So why were we even talking about this in the first place?
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Lab Rat 3947 on January 09, 2011, 10:40:36 AM
Lepape2, thanks for the link. Astronomy was a hobby of m ine a long time ago.
As for the 2012 date, somewhere ?, somebody ancient said that is when "The Old Ones" will return from the stars.
Makes me think of "Childhoods End" by Dr. Arthur C. Clarke.
Title: Re: OH MY! It's the AFLOCKALYPSE PEOPLE!!!!!
Post by: Dadsguns on January 09, 2011, 04:37:35 PM
January 7th, just a few days after fireworks sent birds to their death in AK and a couple days later made birds in LA. fly into a wire we get this news.

Thank the powers that be that this minor pole shift  just affected one airport. Seems a little paint is gonna fix this 10 degree pole shift according to the news. Whew...that was a close one.

I'd get ready for more ....or you could bury your head deeper in the sand for added safety.



From what I remember reading about Pole Shifts it has alot to do with earths core cooling and slowing, its is a measurable amount and helpful in determining the age of samples taken.  Not so convinced it had something to do with these animals deaths though.

Sort of like many years ago whales would mysteriously wash up on the beach after the navy was supposedly conducting USW sonar testing out in the deep blue.  :noid