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Title: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Mustaine on February 01, 2011, 06:14:15 PM
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Mustaine/fully-cooked.jpg)

I know I can make better bacon but who wants to clean the pans or waste the time? Grab a piece like some heavenly pork-jerky!  :rock :rock :aok

Oh yeah, $1.95 at the local store!!  :rock
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Plazus on February 01, 2011, 06:18:45 PM
Bacon... *drool*
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Skulls22 on February 01, 2011, 06:42:20 PM
 :O :D :x :cheers: :banana:
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Babalonian on February 01, 2011, 06:44:38 PM
Real men don't cook bacon just for the bacon.   Think of all the bacon fat/grease deprived recipies you'll be making during the time it takes you to eat that whole box of instant bacon!?
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Mustaine on February 01, 2011, 06:55:43 PM
Real men don't cook bacon just for the bacon.   Think of all the bacon fat/grease deprived recipies you'll be making during the time it takes you to eat that whole box of instant bacon!?
I don't cook jack schiznit normally, and don't save the grease if I did. I have an old soup can by the sink, fill it with the George Foreman grill drippings, and fat from making hamburger helper... once full I toss it, then put a new can in it's place.

Us single guys in apartments don't bother with "gourmet" cooking lol

oh and the box is 1/2 gone, bought 3 hours ago. I'll finish it tomorrow for a home from work snack  :rock
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Babalonian on February 01, 2011, 07:13:30 PM
I don't cook jack schiznit normally, and don't save the grease if I did. I have an old soup can by the sink, fill it with the George Foreman grill drippings, and fat from making hamburger helper... once full I toss it, then put a new can in it's place.

Us single guys in apartments don't bother with "gourmet" cooking lol

oh and the box is 1/2 gone, bought 3 hours ago. I'll finish it tomorrow for a home from work snack  :rock

Nothing says single-guy gourmet-dinner like a 5-pound serving of biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs for dinner.  :aok  There's a reason why my girlfriends and exs have insisted on doing the cooking, and it ain't because I don't know how to cook or clean dishes.  :devil
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: fbWldcat on February 01, 2011, 07:35:20 PM
You silly goose! You cook bacon in a real way so that you can use the saturated fats which seep out of the carcass for use in later food. Cornbread, beans, greens.... I'm a southerner.  :cry
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: MachFly on February 01, 2011, 07:37:48 PM
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Mustaine/fully-cooked.jpg)

I know I can make better bacon but who wants to clean the pans or waste the time? Grab a piece like some heavenly pork-jerky!  :rock :rock :aok

Oh yeah, $1.95 at the local store!!  :rock

So do you need to microwave it or does it work?


thanks for posting
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Mustaine on February 02, 2011, 01:44:09 PM
don't need to microwave it if you are cool eating it cold. just like left over bacon in the fridge.
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: sky25 on February 02, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
(http://dasmuppets.com/public/Mustaine/fully-cooked.jpg)

I know I can make better bacon but who wants to clean the pans or waste the time? Grab a piece like some heavenly pork-jerky!  :rock :rock :aok

Oh yeah, $1.95 at the local store!!  :rock

Do not let the POW guys see this thread, they may complain to the moderator. :aok
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: vonKrimm on February 02, 2011, 04:28:15 PM
don't need to microwave it if you are cool eating it cold. just like left over bacon in the fridge.

Where is this mystical fridge with left-over bacon in it of which you speak?  My fridge never has left-over bacon in it because the bacon-trolls eat what is left on the plate when I turn my back, thus i can never get any into my fridge to have left-overs!  :cry
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Daubie on February 02, 2011, 06:40:41 PM
You silly goose! You cook bacon in a real way so that you can use the saturated fats which seep out of the carcass for use in later food. Cornbread, beans, greens.... I'm a southerner.  :cry

I like Cracker Barrel!  I live up northeast USA.  I grew up south Florida in the 1950's.  Yeah, what you said!  My best Navy duty station was in Mississippi and mostly civilian cooks. 
Title: Re: Heaven in a box?
Post by: Daubie on February 02, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
don't need to microwave it if you are cool eating it cold. just like left over bacon in the fridge.


That's funny.  MRE's?  Ever eat cold C-rats?