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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: CAP1 on March 12, 2011, 11:54:46 AM
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just had a guy call here. he got the wrong number. he was looking for a local sunoco station.
caller: i was looking for the sunoco at mile 30 on the turnpike. do you know where that is?
me: i sure do(with big smile). it's on the turnpike, right at mile 30. :rofl :D
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lmao...good one cap.
i had one around christmas, on my cell phone...not as funny but the stupid factor was unreal...
*ring*
me: "hello this is ___"
caller: "yo mahvin"
me: "did you hear me say, this is marvin?"
caller: "where's mahvin?"
me: "you dialed the wrong number numbskull, hang up and try again"
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lmao...good one cap.
i had one around christmas, on my cell phone...not as funny but the stupid factor was unreal...
*ring*
me: "hello this is ___"
caller: "yo mahvin"
me: "did you hear me say, this is marvin?"
caller: "where's mahvin?"
me: "you dialed the wrong number numbskull, hang up and try again"
:rofl
little soda through the nose never hurt anyone, right? :rofl
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:rofl
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I had someone prank call my house looking for the white house. (my last name is white, so they thought they were being clever) I answered the phone, and as soon as they said they were lookin for the whitehouse, I did my best GW voice, and yelled "Cheney we got some more prank callers!"
They hung up fast.
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Had this happen to me when i got my first cell phone a few years ago. Some lady called me at 5:30AM. Wasnt too happy
Me: Hello
Lady: Hey, you gonna come get the kids today?
Me: huh?
Lady: you gonna come get the kids?
Me: Sorry you have the wrong number. Click
30 seconds later, my phone rings again. I answer it and it was the same lady.
Lady: Are you gonna pick up the kids?
Me: No, im not going to... Click.
finally she got the message.
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Had this happen to me when i got my first cell phone a few years ago. Some lady called me at 5:30AM. Wasnt too happy
Me: Hello
Lady: Hey, you gonna come get the kids today?
Me: huh?
Lady: you gonna come get the kids?
Me: Sorry you have the wrong number. Click
30 seconds later, my phone rings again. I answer it and it was the same lady.
Lady: Are you gonna pick up the kids?
Me: No, im not going to... Click.
finally she got the message.
:lol that lady gets a 9.5 on the stupid factor...i would have told her "when i have kids with you, i'll consider it"...
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I had a telemarketer calling for my wife over a two-day period. He'd ask for my wife by name, and then when I responded that she wasn't home, and ask if I could take a message, he'd just hang up. After a few recurrences, I could recognize his voice when he asked for her, so I switched tactics and asked if I could tell her who was calling. All he'd do is give me his first name, and hang up if I asked what he was calling about.
So, I switched gears again. The next time he called I simply said "Sure, hang on" and set the phone down in the laundry basket (my wife wasn't home). A few minutes later I picked the phone up and asked "Did she pick up yet?" and he said "no, not yet". "Oops, I'm sorry, lemme go get her" I said, and set the phone back in the basket... He didn't call back.
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we get calls all the time, asking "you want to replace your doors/windows/telephone_____ etc." i have 2 responses:
1: sorry, we dont have one of those-->hang up abruptly
2. if its a window person, i say"oooh, sorry, the workmen are just leaving--> hang up
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TElemarketers are getting better, as one of you guys mentioned. they're starting to ask for people by name now, whereas in the past, they used to ask for the owner.
because of this, it doesn't matter who's calling....i'm not here, till i know who i'm talking to.
there's one particularly annoying company......they use 2 names. ics solutions, and icon. they're a ripoff company, that supposedly does credit card processing.
i'm setting up a recorder to play in the backround next time i hear from them....gonna be something like "ok, we're tracing the call now" or something similar. :devil
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Had some telemarketers call me asking for my dad. And every time I spoke to them I told them not to call this numbered as it is not his. So I finally got tired...
This call was around september, I'll try to recreate it as best as I can.
Them: Hello this is (don't remember the company name) could I speak to (my dad's name)?
Me: He is not available at this number.
Them: Could you ask him to give us a call at (some number)
Me: No, you been calling me me every two weeks for the past 6 month asking to talk to him and every time I told you guys that he is not available at this number. Let me ask you something, do you know what state (my dad's name) lives in?
Them: Yes, New York
Me: Well I live in Arizona so I'm sure it's a lot easier for you to go talk to him your self.
Them: We apologize (hung up)
Then never called me again. :devil
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i love telemarketers!!! they are the most fun to prank...i haven't been getting many over the past year...for several years if i recognize the number i answered with a foreign accent...my favorite is the old asian guy in chan's takee out...if it's an annoying one that the old asian guy repeatedly told to quit calling...i used the russian insurance salesman... :rofl they don't generally call back when he's done.
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i love telemarketers!!! they are the most fun to prank...i haven't been getting many over the past year...for several years if i recognize the number i answered with a foreign accent...my favorite is the old asian guy in chan's takee out...if it's an annoying one that the old asian guy repeatedly told to quit calling...i used the russian insurance salesman... :rofl they don't generally call back when he's done.
hhmm....good idea........might be a good time to do frank rizzo, or sal? :devil
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2 summers ago, a 19 yr old woman called my grandparents house.
she was asking for Ray (my grandfather).
when we asked her why, she said that she wanted to tell him that he's the father of her child.....
....when my grandfather was 85 :huh
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Me answering the phone at a stove shop I used to work at years ago.
Abundant Life, this is Bobby!
Do you guys sell coal?
Yes maam we do.
Is it fresh? I don't want any thats been sitting around too long. :huh
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Me answering the phone at a stove shop I used to work at years ago.
Abundant Life, this is Bobby!
Do you guys sell coal?
Yes maam we do.
Is it fresh? I don't want any thats been sitting around too long. :huh
9.95 on the stupid scale... :lol :rofl :lol :rofl
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My young sister started a conversation with one once... she did his survey and they chatted for one hour after that. Didn't go any further though :neener:
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i picke up the phone once, and started complaining to the telemarketer:
Them: Hello sir, how are you today (after i told them i was the owner of the house :D)
Me: Terrible. My dog died, my wife left me because i was fired from work and cant get a job, my kids hate me because im never there for them, and its raining here.
Them: Oh... im sor--
Me: And to make things worse, the gas prices have been going up non-stop for months now, and i am jobless. Noone loves me anymore. I am unappreciated byeveryone...
Them: ...
Me: start to cry
Them: I'm very sorry sir, I will call back at another time maybe? Hangs up.
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I usually pull the 'I love your voice. Are you in a relationship right now?' If 'yes' I go down the 'would you consider cheating' lane if 'no' I go into full flirt mode. Works every time :devil
The best ones are telemarketers that call for the owner at work. 'Can you give me a time when he might be in?' 'I have no idea, I really think he's into drug running or something like that because the only times he's in is to meet with some shady looking characters.' *CLICK.. Buzzzzz*
I did answer my cell phone once when I saw a recurring telemarketer calling with 'Central Intelligence Agency how may I direct your call?' :devil
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this is good. a lot of laughs from this thread.
and a lot of answers i'm gonna try too. :rofl
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we had telemarketers call us one time for 5 weeks straight. finally i decided to have some fun...
TM:can we speak with your mother?
Me:no, but you can speak with me
TM:id like to talk to your mother
Me:(sexy voice) id rather talk with you...
TM:CAN WE SPEAK WITH YOUR MOTHER?
Me:id rather do stuff with you over the phone
TM:Can we speak with an adult?
Me:oh hell no! (change in tone)
TM:thats not really appropriate to talk to me like that
Me:well why the hell do you care???? (click)
then last week we had a prank caller and heres what i said...
PC:is there a ben dover
Me: yes id like a large pepperoni and sausage pizza
PC:so no ben dover?
Me:how much is that gonna cost?
PC:i take it theres no ben dover
Me:i think i called the wrong number
PC:im gonna hang up now
Me:WAIT! you took my order, right?
PC:(click)
those 2 were probably the best calls ive ever gotten.
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we had telemarketers call us one time for 5 weeks straight. finally i decided to have some fun...
TM:can we speak with your mother?
Me:no, but you can speak with me
TM:id like to talk to your mother
Me:(sexy voice) id rather talk with you...
TM:CAN WE SPEAK WITH YOUR MOTHER?
Me:id rather do stuff with you over the phone
TM:Can we speak with an adult?
Me:oh hell no! (change in tone)
TM:thats not really appropriate to talk to me like that
Me:well why the hell do you care???? (click)
then last week we had a prank caller and heres what i said...
PC:is there a ben dover
Me: yes id like a large pepperoni and sausage pizza
PC:so no ben dover?
Me:how much is that gonna cost?
PC:i take it theres no ben dover
Me:i think i called the wrong number
PC:im gonna hang up now
Me:WAIT! you took my order, right?
PC:(click)
those 2 were probably the best calls ive ever gotten.
lol
should have played the BenD over more
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lol
should have played the BenD over more
i wanted to, but as soon as my mom realized what i was doing (it was on speaker) she made me hang up :lol but i have to say i really outdid myself on the first one!
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I like calling McDonalds and asking if they will deliver, and before they get to answer telling them addy, etc etc and thank you for your time.
Don't normally screw with people over the phone.
This is a fun thing to do at McD's...I've done it a couple times:
Pull up to the Drive thru and say I'd like a ____ and a small ___ and a large ____ with a Mc____ and a medium ___ please. Fill in with whatever. Once they say "alright, that was a ___ and a ___ etc" say....
No. I'd like a ___
and change the order.
rinse and repeat.
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Best telemarketer prank ever. The first time I heard this I was driving to work, could barely see I was laughing so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I)
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I like calling McDonalds and asking if they will deliver, and before they get to answer telling them addy, etc etc and thank you for your time.
Don't normally screw with people over the phone.
This is a fun thing to do at McD's...I've done it a couple times:
Pull up to the Drive thru and say I'd like a ____ and a small ___ and a large ____ with a Mc____ and a medium ___ please. Fill in with whatever. Once they say "alright, that was a ___ and a ___ etc" say....
No. I'd like a ___
and change the order.
rinse and repeat.
but spikes...that's being an a-hole...we're talking about dealing with a-holes.
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We had a telemarketer call for aprox 3 weeks asking for my mom recently, the worse part is she passed away 4 years ago.
Idiot: Yes may I speak with Joyce _______?
Me: Im sorry she is unavailable can I take a message ?
Idiot: Yes I am calling to confirm her order.
Me: what order might that be??
Idiot: Yes we are confirming her order she placed 2 weeks ago.
Me: How did she place teh order???
Idiot: We talked to her and we are confirming her order.
Me: WOW can I get a picture of you and call the Pope to have you ordained a Saint?
Idiot: Whay do you say that?
Me: Well she passed away 4 years ago and that is why she is unavailable.
Idiot. Are you sure sir we talked with her.
Me: HMMMM lets see....CLICK
3 times that week teh same person called and tried the same scam ... can you say
DUHHHHHHHHHH
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Best telemarketer prank ever. The first time I heard this I was driving to work, could barely see I was laughing so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I)
:rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl that's hilarious!!! i gotta remember that one...
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:rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl that's hilarious!!! i gotta remember that one...
Poor telemarketer was freakin out! :rofl
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I used to work as technical support for stores at Wal-mart and some of the calls I got were priceless. A guy called in and said his computer was not working with a black screen and he was poed and was being a bit rude. I had to be polite though. I asked him if there where any lights on the front of the case, he said no. I told him to press the button on the front of the case. A second later he goes its working now and hung up before I could respond.