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Title: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Nailed the mail box backing in the driveway in my dads work truck. Sister's first time every riding with me and probably her last, i'll have a pic of me holding the mailbox in a few  :lol Dad couldn't stop laughing at me tho  :(
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 09:21:14 PM
Ehh, I already have a MIP ;)
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 09:24:11 PM
Ehh, I already have a MIP ;)
MIP?
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Post by: MachFly on March 19, 2011, 09:30:46 PM
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Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 09:37:04 PM
MIP?
How do u not know? Minor.In.Posetion
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 09:37:55 PM
I completely misread your post, I THOUGHT U HIT A MAIL TRUCK!! lmao
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Post by: skorpion on March 19, 2011, 09:39:26 PM
I completely misread your post, I THOUGHT U HIT A MAIL TRUCK!! lmao
now that would be bad and funny at the same time :lol
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: MachFly on March 19, 2011, 09:41:21 PM
I completely misread your post, I THOUGHT U HIT A MAIL TRUCK!! lmao

 :rofl
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Post by: MaSonZ on March 19, 2011, 09:41:59 PM
Doh! :bhead

new driver eh, Raptor?
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 09:42:35 PM
I completely misread your post, I THOUGHT U HIT A MAIL TRUCK!! lmao
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: MachFly on March 19, 2011, 09:44:19 PM
Sister's first time every riding with me and probably her last

Why? It's not like what you did was dangerous.  :bolt:
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 09:52:00 PM
Doh! :bhead

new driver eh, Raptor?
Been driving for 7 months with my learners, but i was also driving before. But it was pitch black tonight, 9 year old sister annoying the crap out of me. It wasn't to bad but it totally destroyed the mail box.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: MaSonZ on March 19, 2011, 09:54:46 PM
Been driving for 7 months with my learners, but i was also driving before. But it was pitch black tonight, 9 year old sister annoying the crap out of me. It wasn't to bad but it totally destroyed the mail box.
rough stuff. damn near had a few of them myself..but it wasnt a sister, it was a friend.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 09:55:05 PM
Been driving for 7 months with my learners, but i was also driving before. But it was pitch black tonight, 9 year old sister annoying the crap out of me. It wasn't to bad but it totally destroyed the mail box.
My friend who lives with me just got his permit, he was driving our jeep down the road and was all over the road lmao!
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 09:58:24 PM
rough stuff. damn near had a few of them myself..but it wasnt a sister, it was a friend.
I drove with my friend, he was scared cause i drive with one hand out the window and one on the wheel. He was like, trent put both your hands on the wheel please!!!  :O          I'm a very good driver so he's going out with me tomorrow cause i gotta buy some green gas.
My friend who lives with me just got his permit, he was driving our jeep down the road and was all over the road lmao!
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Dichotomy on March 19, 2011, 10:00:25 PM
if you had hit MY mailbox you would have had your rear wheels in the air :D  5" X 5" .188 wall post


and, for the record, KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!!!   ;)
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 10:21:39 PM
if you had hit MY mailbox you would have had your rear wheels in the air :D  5" X 5" .188 wall post


and, for the record, KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!!!   ;)
  :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Tupac on March 19, 2011, 10:26:51 PM
I was riding with my friend the other day, and she couldn't stay inside of a lane on the highway.


She being the operative word, it's funny because women can't drive cars.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 10:29:46 PM
I was riding with my friend the other day, and she couldn't stay inside of a lane on the highway.


She being the operative word, it's funny because women can't drive cars.
Yes females are pains in the bum, and dont understand much, but they have something we all want :cool: :rolleyes:
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Post by: MaSonZ on March 19, 2011, 10:30:48 PM
Yes females are pains in the bum, and dont understand much, but they have something we all want :cool: :rolleyes:
can only have one...you can never have the best of both worlds.  :bhead
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Tupac on March 19, 2011, 10:31:20 PM
Yes females are pains in the bum, and dont understand much, but they have something we all want :cool: :rolleyes:

Candy?
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Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 10:31:40 PM
can only have one...you can never have the best of both worlds.  :bhead
:aok so true  :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 10:32:47 PM
Candy?
Eye candy that is  :rolleyes: :D
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Post by: MaSonZ on March 19, 2011, 10:33:32 PM
Eye candy that is  :rolleyes: :D
some guys enjoy the oral candy too. too each his own though...
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 19, 2011, 10:34:42 PM
some guys enjoy the oral candy too. too each his own though...
:lol
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Post by: gyrene81 on March 19, 2011, 10:34:49 PM
i'm guessing the rearview mirrors are just dangling for decoration?
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 10:53:49 PM
some guys enjoy the oral candy too. too each his own though...
  :rofl wow friend used to drive his super loud car with his gf in the seat bent over constantly going up and down, doesn't take a genius to guess what he was doin and he ain't my friend after he go to obsessed
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: B-17 on March 19, 2011, 10:54:17 PM
some guys enjoy the oral candy too. too each his own though...

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: MaSonZ on March 19, 2011, 10:56:54 PM
  :rofl wow friend used to drive his super loud car with his gf in the seat bent over constantly going up and down, doesn't take a genius to guess what he was doin and he ain't my friend after he go to obsessed
:rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Tupac on March 19, 2011, 11:00:59 PM
  :rofl wow friend used to drive his super loud car with his gf in the seat bent over constantly going up and down, doesn't take a genius to guess what he was doin and he ain't my friend after he go to obsessed

Tying his shoes, duh.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Dichotomy on March 19, 2011, 11:02:23 PM
Candy?

I went out with a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader named 'Candy' once.

Nothing like wasting $100 on a cold one ;)
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: B-17 on March 19, 2011, 11:02:51 PM
Tying his shoes, duh.

i was going to say hemming his pants ;)
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 19, 2011, 11:07:17 PM
i was going to say hemming his pants ;)
:O
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Becinhu on March 19, 2011, 11:15:56 PM
DUH...WINNING!
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Dichotomy on March 20, 2011, 09:48:26 AM
Last summer Squid was working on his drivers license and I offered to let him drive home from the store.  'No thanks pop just not feeling it today'.  'Dude you have to get your practice in'.  Start backing up 'I just don't feel comfortable in this ... *CRASH* umm parking lot.  Yep.. I got rear ended by a guy in a pickup while I was backing out.   :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Masherbrum on March 20, 2011, 09:53:31 AM
    I'm a very good driver so he's going out with me tomorrow cause i gotta buy some green gas. :rofl :rofl :rofl

:rofl    Never mind, you wouldn't get it.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 20, 2011, 10:39:29 AM
:rofl    Never mind, you wouldn't get it.
wow i'm not gay :huh
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: mbailey on March 20, 2011, 11:12:43 AM
Did the same thing when i was 16 Raptordude. Dad got me a 79 Dodge Powerwagon as my first vech. I guess he figured wrap me in as much Detroit steel as he can. One day backing up the truck, crunch, mailbox gone, bumper hung up on the post. He looked at me and shook his head, said " Kid, put it in drive and hit the gas, that'll get you off the post." It worked like a charm, right up to the point that i hit the garage door.  :lol 
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Dichotomy on March 20, 2011, 11:18:43 AM
That settles it.

We're all idiots :D
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: JOACH1M on March 20, 2011, 11:19:26 AM
wow i'm not gay :huh
:rofl    Never mind, you wouldn't get it.
:rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: curry1 on March 20, 2011, 11:21:32 AM
I drove with my friend, he was scared cause i drive with one hand out the window and one on the wheel. He was like, trent put both your hands on the wheel please!!!  :O          I'm a very good driver so he's going out with me tomorrow cause i gotta buy some green gas. :rofl :rofl :rofl

I wish I was as good as you.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 20, 2011, 12:17:31 PM
I wish I was as good as you.
Nah I just love to show off to friends and stuff  :lol
Did the same thing when i was 16 Raptordude. Dad got me a 79 Dodge Powerwagon as my first vech. I guess he figured wrap me in as much Detroit steel as he can. One day backing up the truck, crunch, mailbox gone, bumper hung up on the post. He looked at me and shook his head, said " Kid, put it in drive and hit the gas, that'll get you off the post." It worked like a charm, right up to the point that i hit the garage door.  :lol 
My dad has a 2001 Ford F-150. Its old but it gets the job done every time. Few days ago i was doing donuts in an empty field for the heck of it, plus my dad practically gave me his truck keys since he drives my moms Jeep Commander 2007 or his work truck. So I'm the only one who sits in the drivers seat anymore except when my dad backs it into the garage.
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Post by: B-17 on March 20, 2011, 12:52:00 PM
Nah I just love to show off to friends and stuff  :lol My dad has a 2001 Ford F-150. Its old but it gets the job done every time. Few days ago i was doing donuts in an empty field for the heck of it, plus my dad practically gave me his truck keys since he drives my moms Jeep Commander 2007 or his work truck. So I'm the only one who sits in the drivers seat anymore except when my dad backs it into the garage.

hahaha 2001 is old? my dads driving a 1992 Ford Aerostar... he feels sorry for the smart cars in the winter because hes got 4x4 and they dont. :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 20, 2011, 01:27:33 PM
hahaha 2001 is old? my dads driving a 1992 Ford Aerostar... he feels sorry for the smart cars in the winter because hes got 4x4 and they dont. :rofl
haha saw a picture a few years ago, smart car got destroyed by an 18 wheeler and it was like "If your so smart then how come i destroyed you"? lol
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 20, 2011, 01:30:11 PM
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s189/ciscokid007/4x4smartcar.jpg)    :rofl :rofl WIN!
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Post by: B-17 on March 20, 2011, 01:30:46 PM
Lol i saw a bumper sticker on a smart car once... it said "HUMMER ESCAPE POD" :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Meatwad on March 20, 2011, 01:39:23 PM
:rofl    Never mind, you wouldn't get it.
Definately, definately, DEFINATELY very good
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 20, 2011, 02:21:08 PM
Lol i saw a bumper sticker on a smart car once... it said "HUMMER ESCAPE POD" :rofl :rofl :rofl
  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Penguin on March 20, 2011, 04:51:32 PM
I was riding with my friend the other day, and she couldn't stay inside of a lane on the highway.


She being the operative word, it's funny because women can't drive cars.

What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

-Penguin
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 20, 2011, 05:01:24 PM
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

-Penguin
Whats funnier is how you just ruined this thread  :mad:
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Post by: Penguin on March 20, 2011, 05:02:51 PM
Whats funnier is how you just ruined this thread  :mad:

 :headscratch:

-Penguin
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Tupac on March 20, 2011, 05:04:45 PM
Whats funnier is how you just ruined this thread  :mad:

(http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-tongue-stuck.jpg)
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Penguin on March 20, 2011, 05:26:51 PM
(http://www.itchmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-tongue-stuck.jpg)

Even greater amounts of  :headscratch:

-Penguin
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: MaSonZ on March 20, 2011, 05:35:28 PM
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

-Penguin
I sit at home listening to a polic scanner when I have nothing better to do...and al,most every car accident i hear involves a woman...this is very hard to believe...and it's proven men are better drivers. I am not being sexist in any of those comments. tis is all true.
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Post by: Penguin on March 20, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
I sit at home listening to a polic scanner when I have nothing better to do...and al,most every car accident i hear involves a woman...this is very hard to believe...and it's proven men are better drivers. I am not being sexist in any of those comments. tis is all true.

Involves can mean two things in this situation:

a.) Little old lady got hit by a bus
b.) Little old lady hit something with a bus

-Penguin
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: B-17 on March 20, 2011, 06:26:20 PM
Involves can mean two things in this situation:

a.) Little old lady got hit by a bus
b.) Little old lady hit something with a bus

-Penguin

c.) little old lady hits bus
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Masherbrum on March 21, 2011, 12:04:42 AM
wow i'm not gay :huh

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Forum/tokyo_drift.gif)
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: DrDea on March 21, 2011, 12:13:17 AM
I could watch that train wreck all night :aok
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Post by: CAP1 on March 21, 2011, 12:26:03 AM
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

-Penguin

stats to back that up?
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Post by: Tupac on March 21, 2011, 12:32:48 AM
Administration http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/ohim/womens/chap26.pdf


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According to a study from Johns Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public
Health female drivers are involved in slightly more crashes than men.

?Although men are three times more likely than women to be killed in
car crashes, researchers at the Johns Hopkins Schools of Medicine and
Public Health have found that, when the total numbers of crashes are
considered, female drivers are involved in slightly more crashes than
men. Overall, men were involved in 5.1 crashes per million miles
driven compared to 5.7 crashes for women, despite the fact that on
average they drove 74 percent more miles per year than did women.

The investigators, who published their results in the July issue of
Epidemiology, found that although teenage boys started off badly, with
about 20 percent more crashes per mile driven than teenage girls,
males and females between ages 20 and 35 were equally at risk of being
involved in a crash, and after age 35 female drivers were at greater
risk of a crash than their male counterparts.?
http://www.junkscience.com/news2/womendri.htm
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: DrDea on March 21, 2011, 05:04:23 AM
 Women have poorer eyesight in the dark. Just saying.
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Post by: MachFly on March 21, 2011, 05:06:14 AM
stats to back that up?

I'm not saying that he is necessarily wrong or right, but what he's saying seems logical. There are more men driving, therefore most accidents have to have men involved. But I would assume it becomes a different story if you look at the percent of men and women who get into accidents.
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on March 21, 2011, 05:09:25 PM
Women have poorer eyesight in the dark. Just saying.
Nah that ain't sexist at all  :devil
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Babalonian on March 21, 2011, 06:30:37 PM
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

-Penguin

Take out commercial vehicles (mostly men driving all the plumber vans and trash trucks 8-hours a day, 5-days a week - most accidents there are a result of fatigue or not getting a proper night's sleep the evening before) incidents you have in there and it becomes more biased against the female gender.
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Penguin on March 21, 2011, 06:40:02 PM
Take out commercial vehicles (mostly men driving all the plumber vans and trash trucks 8-hours a day, 5-days a week - most accidents there are a result of fatigue or not getting a proper night's sleep the evening before) incidents you have in there and it becomes more biased against the female gender.

That's like saying children cause the most firearms incidents after you take out hunters, soldiers and gunsmiths.

-Penguin
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Masherbrum on March 21, 2011, 06:44:13 PM
That's like saying children cause the most firearms incidents after you take out hunters, soldiers and gunsmiths.

-Penguin

That's like saying you're actually 14.   
Title: Re: Well it finally happened...
Post by: Penguin on March 21, 2011, 06:46:10 PM
That's like saying you're actually 14.   

Read my posts (not the ones where I try), and you'll see that I am quite immature outside of a debate.  You'll also see that my age has gone up through the years (12, 13, 14).  Join me online, my squad VOX is 119 (just send me a PM first).

-Penguin