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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2011, 01:30:46 PM »
Lol i saw a bumper sticker on a smart car once... it said "HUMMER ESCAPE POD" :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2011, 01:39:23 PM »
:rofl    Never mind, you wouldn't get it.
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2011, 02:21:08 PM »
Lol i saw a bumper sticker on a smart car once... it said "HUMMER ESCAPE POD" :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2011, 04:51:32 PM »
I was riding with my friend the other day, and she couldn't stay inside of a lane on the highway.


She being the operative word, it's funny because women can't drive cars.

What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2011, 05:01:24 PM »
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

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Whats funnier is how you just ruined this thread  :mad:
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2011, 05:02:51 PM »
Whats funnier is how you just ruined this thread  :mad:

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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2011, 05:04:45 PM »
Whats funnier is how you just ruined this thread  :mad:

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Re: Well it finally happened...
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2011, 05:35:28 PM »
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

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I sit at home listening to a polic scanner when I have nothing better to do...and al,most every car accident i hear involves a woman...this is very hard to believe...and it's proven men are better drivers. I am not being sexist in any of those comments. tis is all true.
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2011, 06:07:43 PM »
I sit at home listening to a polic scanner when I have nothing better to do...and al,most every car accident i hear involves a woman...this is very hard to believe...and it's proven men are better drivers. I am not being sexist in any of those comments. tis is all true.

Involves can mean two things in this situation:

a.) Little old lady got hit by a bus
b.) Little old lady hit something with a bus

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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2011, 06:26:20 PM »
Involves can mean two things in this situation:

a.) Little old lady got hit by a bus
b.) Little old lady hit something with a bus

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c.) little old lady hits bus

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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
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« Reply #57 on: March 21, 2011, 12:13:17 AM »
I could watch that train wreck all night :aok
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #58 on: March 21, 2011, 12:26:03 AM »
What's funnier is that men cause more accidents.

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stats to back that up?
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Re: Well it finally happened...
« Reply #59 on: March 21, 2011, 12:32:48 AM »
Administration http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/ohim/womens/chap26.pdf


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According to a study from Johns Hopkins Schools of Medicine and Public
Health female drivers are involved in slightly more crashes than men.

?Although men are three times more likely than women to be killed in
car crashes, researchers at the Johns Hopkins Schools of Medicine and
Public Health have found that, when the total numbers of crashes are
considered, female drivers are involved in slightly more crashes than
men. Overall, men were involved in 5.1 crashes per million miles
driven compared to 5.7 crashes for women, despite the fact that on
average they drove 74 percent more miles per year than did women.

The investigators, who published their results in the July issue of
Epidemiology, found that although teenage boys started off badly, with
about 20 percent more crashes per mile driven than teenage girls,
males and females between ages 20 and 35 were equally at risk of being
involved in a crash, and after age 35 female drivers were at greater
risk of a crash than their male counterparts.?
http://www.junkscience.com/news2/womendri.htm
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