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Title: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 11:02:55 AM
I guess this chick is "famous" for having the most friends in Facebook, a distinction kind of like declaring yourself a human garbage dump, willing to accept anything. In any case, I couldn't help but be tickled to find that Tila was recently victimized by another group of bottom-feeders, the Juggalos.

Apparently, she was warming up for an appearance by the Insane Clown Posse (snrk, snrk) and was given the royal treatment by the thuggish clown-faced adherents of the band, aka "juggalos". This involved the latter pelting Tila with sharp chunks of metal, human urine and feces and finally, catapulting an entire watermelon full of human fecal matter at the stage.

Now, never mind that Tila ended up looking like a soiled and beaten street ho from this little incident. Forget that - after all, who gives a damn about her?

No, far more interesting is the fact that there are grown men out there who wear clown-face makeup and store their crap for a week so that they can smuggle it into a concert inside a watermelon. Who would do such a thing?

In any case,  I thought you all might like that story, for it is both heartwarming and a commentary on the fine state of American youth.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Nefarious on April 15, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
You gotta link?
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Reschke on April 15, 2011, 11:36:47 AM
Yep from what I have seen and heard about her SHE is a depository for all sorts of human filth...for goodness sake she likes hooking up with Shawn Merriman (NFL roid head extraordinaire) and there is no telling what he alone has dumped on her.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 12:56:11 PM
You gotta link?

Try this one. I think they carry the wacky hijink with the Watermelon.

BTW, when questioned about the incident, ICP leader Shaggy 2 Dope was quoted, "Yeah, uh, I hear' dat. Dat Tequila a nice ho' enif she ain' no juggalette. She jus got to know, ever who get tween jugg'lo an' ICP likely to get hit wif da fee-see-stuff wa'melon."

Then he closed with, "evah who oppose tha' evil clowns is mah emmaknee."

Now THAT'S high culture.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: EskimoJoe on April 15, 2011, 02:32:40 PM
Smells like tuna, and I'm not sure if it's the subject at hand or the bait used.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Nefarious on April 15, 2011, 02:35:13 PM
Try this one.

Try what one?
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 15, 2011, 02:35:23 PM
Try this one. I think they carry the wacky hijink with the Watermelon.

BTW, when questioned about the incident, ICP leader Shaggy 2 Dope was quoted, "Yeah, uh, I hear' dat. Dat Tequila a nice ho' enif she ain' no juggalette. She jus got to know, ever who get tween jugg'lo an' ICP likely to get hit wif da fee-see-stuff wa'melon."

Then he closed with, "evah who oppose tha' evil clowns is mah emmaknee."

Now THAT'S high culture.
but he pronounces the words in his "songs" just damn fine.... kind of odd.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: sunfan1121 on April 15, 2011, 02:36:08 PM
The crazy part is she was topless while this was going on.  :huh
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 02:49:27 PM
Try what one?

Sorry, you can get a gripping account here: http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2010/08/tila_tequila_attacked_by_jugga.php
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 02:50:38 PM
but he pronounces the words in his "songs" just damn fine.... kind of odd.

Geez, Masonz, this is serious commentary. I don't know why you want to treat it like it's some kind of big joke.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 02:54:14 PM
By the way, I guess many of the juggaloes had used ziplocs in which to conceal the smuggled offal, order t'conceal thuh stank, mos'ly. Of course, in a crowd of juggaloes, it'd be hard to pick out the one carrying the leaky bag.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 15, 2011, 02:55:11 PM
Geez, Masonz, this is serious commentary. I don't know why you want to treat it like it's some kind of big joke.
I'm not taking it as a joke. I'm saying in an interview he cant pronunciate words to save his life... but he can pronunciate the words in his "songs" just fine. I never once said its a joke  :aok
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
I'm not taking it as a joke. I'm saying in an interview he cant pronunciate words to save his life... but he can pronunciate the words in his "songs" just fine. I never once said its a joke  :aok

Oh, sorry. I just thought you were casting doubt on my seriousness in broaching this very significant cultural matter.

I guess the juggaloes must have some organization so they can plan out to which events they'd like to bring readily-flingable caches of, eh, how you say, brown growler or Droppa LaDuke.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 15, 2011, 03:05:44 PM
Oh, sorry. I just thought you were casting doubt on my seriousness in broaching this very significant cultural matter.

I guess the juggaloes must have some organization so they can plan out to which events they'd like to bring readily-flingable caches of, eh, how you say, brown growler or Droppa LaDuke.
no worries. +1 to secodn half of post.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 15, 2011, 03:14:53 PM
<-------- Juggalo for life biiaaaaatch!






































Not really. It just sounded funny.  :neener:
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Nefarious on April 15, 2011, 03:24:29 PM
Sorry, you can get a gripping account here: http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/2010/08/tila_tequila_attacked_by_jugga.php

LOL! Thanks!

ICP was starting to get popular when I was in high school back in the mid 90s and I had several friends who liked them throughout college. I'm surprised there is still such a huge following...
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 15, 2011, 03:29:55 PM
LOL! Thanks!

ICP was starting to get popular when I was in high school back in the mid 90s and I had several friends who liked them throughout college. I'm surprised there is still such a huge following...

You gotta see this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: SmokinLoon on April 15, 2011, 03:49:00 PM
You gotta see this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8

[in my best Higgins voice] "Oh my gawd!".     :confused:

Is that real???  I wouldn't turn my back on anyone at that place.  A daisy cutter dropped right in the middle would cleanse the world of lots of trash.     
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Pigslilspaz on April 15, 2011, 03:58:27 PM
Says no corporate sponsorship then later it says it's hosted by their record company.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 15, 2011, 03:59:26 PM
Says no corporate sponsorship then later it says it's hosted by their record company.

They own the record company.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Pigslilspaz on April 15, 2011, 04:04:00 PM
It's still a sponsorship.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 04:05:32 PM
They own the record company.

I'd be genuinely surprised if, given the nature of their, uh, "music" and culture, Psychopathic Records was anything but a Limited Liability Business.

Otherwise, it's kind of beyond belief.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 15, 2011, 04:06:15 PM
It's still a sponsorship.
but it isnt a big name record that sponsors Eminem or T-Pain or Tim McGraw. its only for the sake of ICP.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: sunfan1121 on April 15, 2011, 04:11:25 PM
[in my best Higgins voice] "Oh my gawd!".     :confused:

Is that real???  I wouldn't turn my back on anyone at that place.  A daisy cutter dropped right in the middle would cleanse the world of lots of trash.     
People are people where ever you go. Just because they dress a certain way, or listen to music that you consider questionable doesn't mean they cant and won't contribute to society.

The "trash" of this world are the ignorant people like you who place judgment for no other reason then their different from you.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 15, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
People are people where ever you go. Just because they dress a certain way, or listen to music that you consider questionable doesn't mean they cant and won't contribute to society.

The "trash" of this world are the ignorant people like you who place judgment for no other reason then their different from you.
As much as I agree with you Sun, the "juggalos" are just as much trash. Society would be better off if there werent "role models" like those of ICP.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 15, 2011, 04:18:29 PM
A good friend of mine was a Juggalo. Mind you, he didn't were all the paint and such, but was a huge fan regardless.

We hadn't really spoken to each other for a few years (we just had different things going) when he came to my house one day asking if I knew where he might find a job. I got him an application and put in a good word for him at the sawmill I worked at, and they hired him immediately.

Let me tell you, the kid could work circles around most anybody I've ever met. He was polite, punctual and always in a state of high spirits (a good guy to have around for morale purposes of the crew).

Everything went great until the Federal Marshals came and took him away. They don't like it when witnesses' homes burn.

We stay in contact. He gets out in a couple years and I'd put in a good word for him in a heart-beat.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: whiteman on April 15, 2011, 04:24:41 PM
People are people where ever you go. Just because they dress a certain way, or listen to music that you consider questionable doesn't mean they cant and won't contribute to society.

The "trash" of this world are the ignorant people like you who place judgment for no other reason then their different from you.

no he's spot on, i use to DJ and would play some s*** that was really out there, a small group of these losers would show up and would last about  20 mins before being thrown out of a warehouse show.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Tyrannis on April 15, 2011, 04:25:41 PM
This makes me wish Eminem would of went all the way and shut ICP down like he did Murdr inc.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
No, no, no... the Juggalo be da male role model. Iss ver' impo'tant the juggalo exhibit all da' propa kake-teristic of a good man. Dat be, he got to be good at da' home evasion and da gangin' o' da non-juggalette. As foe da juggalette, she got to be uh-uh-uh voised in all thee fem-nine wiles, like not to puke in th middle o' service large number o' jugg'lo, and bathin' 'ccasional acourse.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 15, 2011, 05:03:45 PM
No, no, no... the Juggalo be da male role model. Iss ver' impo'tant the juggalo exhibit all da' propa kake-teristic of a good man. Dat be, he got to be good at da' home evasion and da gangin' o' da non-juggalette. As foe da juggalette, she got to be uh-uh-uh voised in all thee fem-nine wiles, like not to puke in th middle o' service large number o' jugg'lo, and bathin' 'ccasional acourse.

That gets  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl out of five.

Hilarious, I don't care who you are.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: SmokinLoon on April 15, 2011, 05:14:34 PM
People are people where ever you go. Just because they dress a certain way, or listen to music that you consider questionable doesn't mean they cant and won't contribute to society.

The "trash" of this world are the ignorant people like you who place judgment for no other reason then their different from you.

I'm hardly ignorant.  While I will give every individual I meet a chance, but there is a reason stereotypes exist and once that line is crossed it is difficult to go back, that is just the a fact.  I do not care who or what any individual is or what they think they are, but in mob form they are like piranhas and should be treated as such.  There is a difference between individualism and a societal or group mentality.  Hence dropping the daisy cutter right in the middle of the "mob".

One thing for sure is that there are a great many people out there who feel a huge boost in their ego once they observe the social tendencies of a "juggalo".

     
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 15, 2011, 08:23:36 PM

One thing for sure is that there are a great many people out there who feel a huge boost in their ego once they observe the social tendencies of a "juggalo".

     

Interesting. I could take that two ways:
1. By observe you mean "to practice" - as in to join the juggalo family. Doubtless, if sufficiently low-brow, such a person would accrue some psychological benefit from being accepted as a part of something larger than himself.
2. By observe you mean "to view" - in which case, the observer gets a hefty psychological boost based on the recognition that, no matter how much of a loser he might be, at least he's not "one of those TOTAL retards".
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: crazierthanu on April 15, 2011, 08:34:29 PM
My local town has a lot of juggalo's, I knew quite a few myself a few years ago.

I didn't know one who didn't go off the deep end, I'm sure it happens, but the kids I knew weren't going anywhere in life. Almost all of them are now in jail or heavily involved in drugs.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: trax1 on April 16, 2011, 12:38:12 AM
I guess this chick is "famous" for having the most friends in Facebook, a distinction kind of like declaring yourself a human garbage dump, willing to accept anything. In any case, I couldn't help but be tickled to find that Tila was recently victimized by another group of bottom-feeders, the Juggalos.

Apparently, she was warming up for an appearance by the Insane Clown Posse (snrk, snrk) and was given the royal treatment by the thuggish clown-faced adherents of the band, aka "juggalos". This involved the latter pelting Tila with sharp chunks of metal, human urine and feces and finally, catapulting an entire watermelon full of human fecal matter at the stage.

Now, never mind that Tila ended up looking like a soiled and beaten street ho from this little incident. Forget that - after all, who gives a damn about her?

No, far more interesting is the fact that there are grown men out there who wear clown-face makeup and store their crap for a week so that they can smuggle it into a concert inside a watermelon. Who would do such a thing?

In any case,  I thought you all might like that story, for it is both heartwarming and a commentary on the fine state of American youth.
Didn't this whole thing happen like 6 or 7 months ago, or is this a whole new incident?
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 16, 2011, 08:56:47 AM
Yes, it happened a while back. Still, it's a story that keeps giving.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 16, 2011, 09:12:43 AM
Actually, by the look o' dis, it happened at the 11th annual gathering of the juggaloes: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1647153/insane-clown-posse-talk-tila-tequila-method-man-incidents-at-gathering.jhtml

See, byatch got to get off the stage. Theys warned her. And Method Man, I don't even want to talk about Method Man, because that was just one a-hole.

Ever who perform in front of jugg'lo gots to know, sometahm stuff fly out th' audience.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Masherbrum on April 16, 2011, 09:20:06 AM
Pretentiousness has taken a right turn.    It must be rough rolling down Scio Church Rd playing Kenny G.    Nothing else could give you more street cred, then perhaps some Zamfir.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: TwinBoom on April 16, 2011, 10:37:00 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xegi8t_tila-tequila-gathering-of-the-jugga_music
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: dev1ant on April 16, 2011, 11:09:08 AM
People are people where ever you go. Just because they dress a certain way, or listen to music that you consider questionable doesn't mean they cant and won't contribute to society.

The "trash" of this world are the ignorant people like you who place judgment for no other reason then their different from you.

Just out of curiosity do you have any first hand experience with ICP or their fans?
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 16, 2011, 02:17:10 PM
Pretentiousness has taken a right turn.    It must be rough rolling down Scio Church Rd playing Kenny G.    Nothing else could give you more street cred, then perhaps some Zamfir.

It's arduous. Whoever called that "Easy Listening" apparently never heard the man play. Street Cred? No lo quiero, el mismo por el "pan flautist".

But, I'm curious... what pretense is in play here? Perhaps you'd like to name it.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 16, 2011, 02:37:00 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xegi8t_tila-tequila-gathering-of-the-jugga_music

Thank you for that. I think you can tell when the "feces-stuffed" watermelon makes an appearance, though the stage people barely seem to register it. Clearly, the smell must've been notable.

Otherwise, there's a regular flying scheisse-storm in there. 
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 16, 2011, 02:39:59 PM
Just out of curiosity do you have any first hand experience with ICP or their fans?


Haaaaw, haaaw... an appeal to logic and evidence. Nice try, but, if the poster cannot use his mind to craft a simple generalization from the numerous data points, he is also likely to be immune to logic-based argumentation.

No, expect him to regurgitate some other pablum from the school of indiscriminate acceptance of substandard conduct.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: 1pLUs44 on April 17, 2011, 10:59:44 AM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Tyrannis on April 17, 2011, 11:46:56 AM
Just out of curiosity do you have any first hand experience with ICP or their fans?

funny thing.....

i actually dated the sister of one of the icp band members. i cant remember her last name, but her first name was sasha. she used to brag about her brother being in the band, so i kept reminding her how eminem tore icp apart.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Bodhi on April 17, 2011, 01:32:46 PM
Sick individuals.  No excuse for acting like a human piece of trash.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 17, 2011, 01:38:42 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 18, 2011, 07:34:15 AM
Ah... There is intelligent life on planet earth. Somebody gets it. The story has no hero or victim - just a human chum slick.

And I'll go on, I was so tickled by this story. Actually, I was even more tickled by Masher's post. In it, he refers to street cred. However, what kind of street cred accrues to the ICP or Tila, for that matter? If this is what "Street Cred" is about, wouldn't it just be simpler and easier to wear a billboard-sized sign on your back that says , "Loser" - since that appears to be about the only "cred" either of their ilk is likely to be able to credibly claim? Is it likewise "credible" to claim either is an artist? Their "art" simply sounds like self-attentive speechifying and is neither elegant in composition nor an entertaining thing to which to listen.

The conduct in the crowd is reminiscent of a skinhead mosh pit.

It's a pity we can't put such wasted and thick-headed youth to some good and energetic use. Sadly, most of the jobs that pay the unskilled and uneducated well have left the country. Doubtless such youth would be thrilled at the prospect of being given some well-engineered weaponry, arduous training, and a grandiose mission..?
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 18, 2011, 08:19:45 AM
See Rules #4, #6
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 18, 2011, 08:34:02 AM
See Rules #4, #6
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 18, 2011, 09:01:23 AM
Godzilla, what are you trying to prove in tearing peoples opinon's thoughts apart in this thread? everyone who posts seems to have had their post raped by  you. soem of your posts seem defensive, almot trying to justify what the "juggalos"  do. Rip me apart if you desire...but really? surely you are not getting humor out of ripping everyone apart for doing what a normal human would do to such a group of low life teenagers / young adults who arent going anywhere.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 18, 2011, 09:05:12 AM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: MaSonZ on April 18, 2011, 09:11:12 AM
Sorry, Masonz. It really was all in fun. Even Melvin, who's openly hostile, only gets what  Ithink of as a playful retort. Perhaps it's not coming across this way but I've laughed my ace off this whole thread. Mea Culpa. I will desist.

Recall my response to you about "the big joke"... that was all it ever was. Perhaps my sense of humor is odd. And you're right - the contingent in question is a bit sad.
I assumed it was in good nature, but in this world one never knows until its called into question.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 18, 2011, 09:19:34 AM
I assumed it was in good nature, but in this world one never knows until its called into question.

Did you ever look at Warbeast's Kill Klub? That was where I got the idea but decided I'd go with a topic and without all the  :banana: :banana: :banana:.
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: VonMessa on April 18, 2011, 09:21:57 AM


Speaking of losers and entertainment, you should probably "get over" the Cubs - because it'll be cold day in hell they win anything and the fact that they're not as obviously retarded as a juggalo makes them less fun to watch.


That is a straw man worthy of an  L. Frank Baum novel.  :aok
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on April 18, 2011, 09:40:23 AM
That is a straw man worthy of an  L. Frank Baum novel.  :aok

Adding to the absurd and oz-like atmosphere: I'm a Chicago-area native and a Cubs fan. They suck, though, and have the Chicago-team penchant for firing a welll-aimed round right through their own foot. 
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 18, 2011, 09:44:41 AM
Adding to the absurd and oz-like atmosphere: I'm a Chicago-area native and a Cubs fan. They suck, though, and have the Chicago-team penchant for firing a welll-aimed round right through their own foot. 

This year, it seems as though that bullet is in the form of an abysmal bullpen.  :bhead
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: ZetaNine on April 18, 2011, 10:11:17 AM
I toured with Marylin Manson one summer....... the juggalos are like girl scouts compared with things I saw. 
Title: Re: Tila Tequila gets juggaloed
Post by: Melvin on April 18, 2011, 10:21:59 AM
See Rule #4