No, no, no... the Juggalo be da male role model. Iss ver' impo'tant the juggalo exhibit all da' propa kake-teristic of a good man. Dat be, he got to be good at da' home evasion and da gangin' o' da non-juggalette. As foe da juggalette, she got to be uh-uh-uh voised in all thee fem-nine wiles, like not to puke in th middle o' service large number o' jugg'lo, and bathin' 'ccasional acourse.