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Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 17, 2011, 09:45:28 PM: (http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx154/mohaam0nkey/flying.jpg)
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Post by: Selino631 on April 17, 2011, 09:49:03 PM: Houston, we have achieved orbit
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Post by: camnite on April 17, 2011, 09:55:04 PM: i knew we should have taken a left at alberquerque(sp)
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Post by: APDrone on April 17, 2011, 09:55:55 PM: Commander: "Why would anybody want to know the glide-angle of an M8?"
Driver: "Just curious, Sir."
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Post by: MachFly on April 17, 2011, 09:56:46 PM: "$h1t"
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Post by: SPKmes on April 17, 2011, 09:59:17 PM: Damn rooks...always coming in with so much alt
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Post by: kilo2 on April 17, 2011, 10:25:46 PM: An oddity for sure, the M8 flying program never really took off.
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Post by: oakranger on April 17, 2011, 11:11:13 PM: Bo Duke: "Yeeee Haaaa!"
Luke Duke: "Yeeee Haaaa!"

Narrator: Now those duke boys, just don't know what they got theirselves into.
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Post by: Devil 505 on April 17, 2011, 11:14:59 PM: I'm just glad I brought my mittens.
Oh no...no I mean I lost one of my mittens... we have to go back!
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Post by: vorticon on April 17, 2011, 11:15:22 PM: damnit jim. it only works for wile e. coyote until he looks down!
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Post by: Vudu15 on April 17, 2011, 11:26:25 PM: The Americans seeing the potential for a flyin car take it one step further by making it an amored car with turret.

Volkswaffe meet the six wheeled wonder.
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Post by: Tupac on April 17, 2011, 11:49:38 PM: "Have you ever been ridge running in a tracked vehicle?" "No, but have you ever been to a turkish prison?"
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Post by: AAJagerX on April 17, 2011, 11:51:14 PM: I'm gonna HO the crap outta this Spixteen!
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Post by: Tupac on April 17, 2011, 11:52:32 PM: I've got another one.

"LEEEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSS"
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Post by: Devil 505 on April 17, 2011, 11:56:40 PM: Sarge: May I introduce, our new Light-Reconnaissance vehicle. It has 4-inch Armor Plating; M.A.G Bumper Suspension; a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen! This is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the 'Warthog'.
Simmons: Why 'Warthog,' Sir?
Sarge: Because 'M12 LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: No, but, why 'Warthog'? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig...
Sarge: Say that again?
Grif: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a 'Puma'?
Simmons: Uhh, you mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No. Like a Puma. It's a big cat, it's like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes sir!
Sarge: Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?! So unless anybody has any more mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're gonna stick with, the 'Warthog'. How about it Grif?
Grif: No sir. No more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How 'bout Big Foot?
Grif: It's okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No really. Uh.. I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help man.
Sarge: Pheonix.
Grif: *sigh* (muttering) Christ.
Sarge: Hey Simmons! What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Simmons: Uh, That would be the Chupacabra sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.
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Post by: AAJagerX on April 18, 2011, 12:20:35 AM: Quote from: Devil 505 on April 17, 2011, 11:56:40 PM
Sarge: May I introduce, our new Light-Reconnaissance vehicle. It has 4-inch Armor Plating; M.A.G Bumper Suspension; a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen! This is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the 'Warthog'.
Simmons: Why 'Warthog,' Sir?
Sarge: Because 'M12 LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: No, but, why 'Warthog'? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig...
Sarge: Say that again?
Grif: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a 'Puma'?
Simmons: Uhh, you mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No. Like a Puma. It's a big cat, it's like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes sir!
Sarge: Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?! So unless anybody has any more mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're gonna stick with, the 'Warthog'. How about it Grif?
Grif: No sir. No more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How 'bout Big Foot?
Grif: It's okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No really. Uh.. I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help man.
Sarge: Pheonix.
Grif: *sigh* (muttering) Christ.
Sarge: Hey Simmons! What's the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Simmons: Uh, That would be the Chupacabra sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy, how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it.

LMAO, gonna have to break out that DVD now. :aok
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Post by: Vudu15 on April 18, 2011, 12:35:54 AM: me too :rofl
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Post by: gyrene81 on April 18, 2011, 01:37:03 AM: i love you louise
i love you thelma
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Post by: Shuffler on April 18, 2011, 09:23:54 AM: I said LEFT TURn not RIIIIIiiiggghhhhttttttt
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Post by: Curlew on April 18, 2011, 10:59:55 AM: Evil Kinevil served in the military for a short while but was quickly discharged
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Post by: Tigger29 on April 18, 2011, 11:41:29 AM: I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE!!!
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Post by: B3YT on April 19, 2011, 11:01:12 AM: SAT NAV: at the next available opportunity please make a legal U-turn
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Post by: Shamus on April 19, 2011, 01:28:57 PM: Quote from: APDrone on April 17, 2011, 09:55:55 PM
Commander: "Why would anybody want to know the glide-angle of an M8?"
Driver: "Just curious, Sir."

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Skulls22 on April 19, 2011, 05:48:04 PM: THIS is why they invented the GPS
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Post by: APDrone on April 19, 2011, 05:52:05 PM: "Recalculating...."
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Post by: fbEagle on April 19, 2011, 06:27:45 PM: driver: Sarge???
Sarge: What?
driver: you might want to take a look at this...
Gunner: Hey!? whered the road go?
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Post by: SkiMan on April 19, 2011, 08:19:55 PM: Quote from: APDrone on April 19, 2011, 05:52:05 PM
"Recalculating...."

:aok :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Plawranc on April 19, 2011, 08:46:53 PM: There is only one flaw in this plan sir

Whats that driver

I dont have a airspeed indicator
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Post by: B-17 on April 19, 2011, 08:50:52 PM: now, the wings should be popping out at any second, now...
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Post by: fbWldcat on April 19, 2011, 09:16:31 PM: Can 15 minutes really save you 15% or more on car insurance?....

Does flying off the edge of the Grand Canyon make you sh*t yourself?
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Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 19, 2011, 10:07:14 PM: Quote from: fbWldcat on April 19, 2011, 09:16:31 PM
Can 15 minutes really save you 15% or more on car insurance?....

Does flying off the edge of the Grand Canyon make you sh*t yourself?
:lol
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Post by: shermanjr on April 19, 2011, 11:14:53 PM: :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl how did u even manage this
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Post by: Devil 505 on April 19, 2011, 11:22:03 PM: Why are there six pedals, when there's only four directions?
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Post by: 1sum41 on April 19, 2011, 11:24:00 PM: Quote from: Devil 505 on April 19, 2011, 11:22:03 PM
Why are there six pedals, when there's only four directions?
:rofl
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Post by: 1701E on April 19, 2011, 11:48:32 PM: Quote from: Devil 505 on April 19, 2011, 11:22:03 PM
Why are there six pedals, when there's only four directions?

Why are there only four pedals when there are six directions?!
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Post by: EskimoJoe on April 20, 2011, 12:17:53 AM: Tim and Jim wanted to see if their auto-deploying rear spoiler
really did make a difference...
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Post by: CMC Airboss on April 20, 2011, 01:32:18 PM: "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder"
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Post by: ScottyK on April 21, 2011, 09:05:26 PM: I knew i should have taken the insurance on this rental.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on April 21, 2011, 09:08:17 PM: Quote from: M0nkey_Man on April 17, 2011, 09:45:28 PM
(http://i751.photobucket.com/albums/xx154/mohaam0nkey/flying.jpg)

That thing that the monster said when he fell off the building at the end in the movie "Flesh Gordon"

"oh .....................!"
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Post by: 68ZooM on April 21, 2011, 09:52:24 PM: Thema ? yes Louise ? hold my hand
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Post by: Meatwad on April 21, 2011, 10:04:15 PM: Hey ya'll, watch this

"Im an excellent driver"
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Post by: M0nkey_Man on April 22, 2011, 09:34:13 AM: Quote from: shermanjr on April 19, 2011, 11:14:53 PM
:lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl how did u even manage this
bored 15 year old+ idea+ game and stick+ M8+ dueling arena+15k high hill= this
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Post by: smoe on April 23, 2011, 03:36:31 PM: Passenger says to other passenger: "Maybe renting The A-Team for the squad the other night wasn't the best idea."