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Title: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: phatzo on May 09, 2011, 01:14:48 AM

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The nav replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Killer91 on May 09, 2011, 12:02:33 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: CAP1 on May 09, 2011, 12:08:54 PM

naviguesser.  :aok

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: mbailey on May 09, 2011, 01:28:31 PM

 :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Dragon on May 09, 2011, 02:16:38 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Masherbrum on May 09, 2011, 02:17:00 PM

 :rofl  :rofl :rofl  :aok

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: oakranger on May 09, 2011, 02:44:06 PM

 :rofl  :aok

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Volron on May 09, 2011, 02:46:24 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 09, 2011, 03:12:22 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Latrobe on May 09, 2011, 06:26:27 PM

 :rofl :aok :aok

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Phoenix 7 on May 09, 2011, 09:03:50 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Well put

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: MachFly on May 10, 2011, 03:17:58 AM

Quote from: phatzo on May 09, 2011, 01:14:48 AM

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The nav replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

A pilot can survive without a navigator, a navigator can not survive without a pilot   :old:

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: phatzo on May 10, 2011, 06:54:55 AM

Quote from: MachFly on May 10, 2011, 03:17:58 AM

A pilot can survive without a navigator, a navigator can not survive without a pilot   :old:

:old:

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Ripsnort on May 10, 2011, 09:17:57 AM

Navigators are no longer used in Commercial flights.
That's how old that joke is....  :old:
:)

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Nilsen on May 10, 2011, 01:24:13 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: guttboy on May 10, 2011, 01:33:45 PM

Quote from: Ripsnort on May 10, 2011, 09:17:57 AM

Navigators are no longer used in Commercial flights.
That's how old that joke is....  :old:
:)

Ahhh but they are still around and kicking in the military

 :D

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: bagrat on May 10, 2011, 01:53:49 PM

lol nice :rofl

Title: Re: Don't tell the navigator too much
Post by: Vudu15 on May 10, 2011, 05:53:13 PM

Quote from: Ripsnort on May 10, 2011, 09:17:57 AM

Navigators are no longer used in Commercial flights.
That's how old that joke is....  :old:
:)

and he was still totin a .38  :)