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Title: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 13, 2011, 02:23:58 PM
I found out last night that the Experten wears no clothes and I'm crushed.  Now that I've found out that the one I looked up to so much, the one I had put up on the Pedestal of Experten and worshipped like the God I thought him to be, is just a mere mortal like the rest of us.

Oh, Midway!  What shall I do now?

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 13, 2011, 02:48:38 PM
ROFLMAO!!!  :rofl

can't wait to hear what event lead up to this...
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwoStep on May 13, 2011, 02:58:40 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JUGgler on May 13, 2011, 03:09:41 PM
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

So this is the reason my ankle was dry all night  :aok

AKAK whatever kind of feed you're throwin out please continue, keep that noobler in your yard for a while  :aok  :banana: :banana:




 :x



 :cheers:



JUGgler
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: The Fugitive on May 13, 2011, 03:44:55 PM
Is this cartoon worthy?

 :noid
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 13, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Is this cartoon worthy?

 :noid

We must document my pain and sorrow for the annals of history.

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JUGgler on May 13, 2011, 05:23:11 PM
We must document my pain and sorrow for the annals of history.

ack-ack

Or "anals" even  :aok


JUGgler
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Yeager on May 13, 2011, 05:42:41 PM
festivus, for the rest of us?
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TOMCAT21 on May 13, 2011, 06:18:41 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: oakranger on May 13, 2011, 06:32:15 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 13, 2011, 06:47:40 PM
festivus, for the rest of us?

This is not a day for festivities, this is a day of mourning for the Fallen Pilot Hero.  When our heroes have been revealed to be nothing more than an old man behind the curtain, we must not revel in glory at his shame, we must bow our heads in sorrow as we have one less star to look up to and one day aspire to be.

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: MajWoody on May 13, 2011, 06:51:44 PM
Brings a tear to my eyes.  :D
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: The Fugitive on May 13, 2011, 07:07:25 PM
Brings a tear to my eyes.  :D

Stop poking your eye with your finger and that will clear up.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: cobia38 on May 13, 2011, 08:10:40 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/hhh.jpg)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JOACH1M on May 13, 2011, 08:38:58 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/hhh.jpg)
Uh oh photoshop war! :bolt:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: CAP1 on May 13, 2011, 08:40:23 PM
This is not a day for festivities, this is a day of mourning for the Fallen Pilot Hero.  When our heroes have been revealed to be nothing more than an old man behind the curtain, we must not revel in glory at his shame, we must bow our heads in sorrow as we have one less star to look up to and one day aspire to be.

ack-ack

can i have some of what you're drinking?  :devil
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Becinhu on May 13, 2011, 08:46:26 PM
I took my flight gear into the back yard and buried it in a shallow grave to remember our hero. :cry
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Scotty55OEFVet on May 14, 2011, 12:44:25 AM
I found out last night that the Experten wears no clothes and I'm crushed.  Now that I've found out that the one I looked up to so much, the one I had put up on the Pedestal of Experten and worshipped like the God I thought him to be, is just a mere mortal like the rest of us.

Oh, Midway!  What shall I do now?

ack-ack
:lol :rock :aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 14, 2011, 03:08:26 AM
oh my, haha
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Plawranc on May 14, 2011, 03:27:52 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 15, 2011, 12:46:23 AM
Young AKAK, I have explained to you many times I can not be a Fighter Pilot Hero (FPH) yet. I am not yet good enough. I have chosen mine wisely and with great care and you must do the same.

You see, by making an incorrect choice, you suffer emotionally.  :cry  The choice is very important and you must give it time and proper consideration before you make such an impactful decision. Might I suggest DrBone or Grizz or Kazaa?  There are others you can choose from as well.  Take some time and watch their skills before you make such a mistake again. Choosing a FPH off the cuff, especially one not yet very good, can be devastating to your future piloting skill development. You must comprehend this.

My FPH is excellent in every way -- brave, highly skilled, an inspirational leader, and a real man of peace (thru strength). In fact, he is a FPH's FPH in my eyes.  I have looked inward and found his skills to be what I want to achieve one day. I hear his words every time I make a mistake and his praise as I make progress.  He flys with me on each sortie in my aeroplane and I listen to his guidance carefully.  That is why I am getting better each week.

Please, young AKAK, I implore you, make better choices.  If you do not, you have no one to blame  :bhead but yourself for your disappointment. Consider your way with great care.

It was nice to meet you in your 3rd week and I wish you the best on your FPH search and hope to see you in the skies real soon.  :salute.

...and of course, :salute to my Fighter Pilot Hero, Bruv119  :rock

 I must go  :airplane: :joystick: now and continue the work to impress my FPH as he guides me along.



Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: hlbly on May 15, 2011, 01:46:28 AM
Young AKAK, I have explained to you many times I can not be a Fighter Pilot Hero (FPH) yet. I am not yet good enough. I have chosen mine wisely and with great care and you must do the same.

You see, by making an incorrect choice, you suffer emotionally.  :cry  The choice is very important and you must give it time and proper consideration before you make such an impactful decision. Might I suggest DrBone or Grizz or Kazaa?  There are others you can choose from as well.  Take some time and watch their skills before you make such a mistake again. Choosing a FPH off the cuff, especially one not yet very good, can be devastating to your future piloting skill development. You must comprehend this.

My FPH is excellent in every way -- brave, highly skilled, an inspirational leader, and a real man of peace (thru strength). In fact, he is a FPH's FPH in my eyes.  I have looked inward and found his skills to be what I want to achieve one day. I hear his words every time I make a mistake and his praise as I make progress.  He flys with me on each sortie in my aeroplane and I listen to his guidance carefully.  That is why I am getting better each week.

Please, young AKAK, I implore you, make better choices.  If you do not, you have no one to blame  :bhead but yourself for your disappointment. Consider your way with great care.

It was nice to meet you in your 3rd week and I wish you the best on your FPH search and hope to see you in the skies real soon.  :salute.

...and of course, :salute to my Fighter Pilot Hero, Bruv119  :rock

 I must go  :airplane: :joystick: now and continue the work to impress my FPH as he guides me along.




Ahh but you to choose too quickly . While bruv is one of the best I have ever seen . Kazaa is I think the best I have ever seen .
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Bruv119 on May 15, 2011, 02:05:49 AM
from this point forward let it be known that I am not Midway and neither are any of my squaddies.  He is not in the pay of The Few in any way, shape or form.  

However he is entitled to his opinion no matter how cringe worthy or embarrassing.  :D  Just use your squelch/ignore buttons.  I think Midway gets alot of enjoyment over stirring you all up.  

You may well be correct in that statement hlbly.  On his day no 'AH gods' would have beaten him either.  The capacity to take any ride and perform miraculous, Gravity defying moves from each and every direction and a lethal shot at full G.   He is the epitomy of the people who cry HAXXOR!

I'm very thankful that I've spent the most time dueling him and am a much better pilot for it.  It just saddens me he doesn't play often anymore and with I-racing it has provided something that requires the level of concentration and competitiveness that satisfies his mentality.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 15, 2011, 02:17:35 AM
I'm very thankful that I've spent the most time dueling him...
Are you sure? I spent a month training him, couse i seen some fantasy in his flying. Also SFOX did a great work showing him the basics. Sure he CAN fly better than the majority in the MA and drop snake and frogs on him but he wont head on more often than an average MA pilot. He just did everything to be liked by everyone and he will carry this cross for a long time.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 15, 2011, 02:38:10 AM
from this point forward let it be known that I am not Midway and neither are any of my squaddies.  He is not in the pay of The Few in any way, shape or form.  


If Midway was Russian, his name would be "Шальное Иван".


ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 15, 2011, 02:50:05 AM
<snipped for brevity>


The way you were shouting your own praises from your Mt. Olypmus, I was seduced by your tales of Experten skill and could you not see how I looked up to you, like a son looks up to his father?  Imagine my horror and shock to actually find the one person that I held in such high esteem to be nothing more than a 2nd rate charlatan, can you see why I am now like a ship helplessly drifting at sea without a capitain?

"O Midway! my Midway! our fearful trip is done;   
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;   
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,   
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:   
    But O heart! heart! heart!           
      O the bleeding drops of red,   
        Where on the deck my Midway lies,   
          Fallen cold and dead."


ack-ack


Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: steely07 on May 15, 2011, 03:41:39 AM
so that's what all the FPH talk was about this afternoon in Blue, I live and learn ;)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Plawranc on May 15, 2011, 05:27:54 AM
Well I know I have fallen victim to it.

But AKAK has got one hell of a Bait and Hook.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 15, 2011, 06:12:08 AM
my INtuition told me this thread would be awesome.........and it's right once again!  :rock
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: STEELE on May 15, 2011, 06:33:44 AM
Are you sure? I spent a month training him, couse i seen some fantasy in his flying. Also SFOX did a great work showing him the basics. Sure he CAN fly better than the majority in the MA and drop snake and frogs on him but he wont head on more often than an average MA pilot. He just did everything to be liked by everyone and he will carry this cross for a long time.
U did an excellent job training Kazaa, next is my turn! :cheers:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 15, 2011, 08:07:16 AM
The way you were shouting your own praises from your Mt. Olypmus, I was seduced by your tales of Experten skill and could you not see how I looked up to you, like a son looks up to his father?  Imagine my horror and shock to actually find the one person that I held in such high esteem to be nothing more than a 2nd rate charlatan, can you see why I am now like a ship helplessly drifting at sea without a capitain?

"O Midway! my Midway! our fearful trip is done;  
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;  
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,  
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:  
    But O heart! heart! heart!          
      O the bleeding drops of red,  
        Where on the deck my Midway lies,  
          Fallen cold and dead."


ack-ack




Young AKAK, I could see and hear your mistaken path which is why I repeatedly implored you on the night we first met to take your time and choose a real FPH.  You let your inexperience and youthful imagination over-interpret my words of pride and get the better of you.  Once carefully chosen, your FPH will guide you and you too will speak with pride of your skill improvement and the great value of your FPH's guidance.

Having told me you are only in your 3rd week, I do wonder how you have achieved 'Plutonium'  :O status in this forum when i am but a lowly 'Zinc' member.  Have you perhaps deceived me? :huh  Are you in fact the charlatan   :uhoh of which you speak?  :headscratch:

I :pray it is my eyes that deceive me or pehaps a computer error as to your forum status and will give you the benefit of the doubt.  :)

Hopefully, you have learned an important lesson in your self inflicted pain:

 :old: Next time you must listen and comprehend sooner.  
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 15, 2011, 08:19:23 AM
OMFG Midway why is it good for you? Or youre a warbeast shade?? i feel the same "look at me, LOOK AT MEEEEE". That begging to BAR a couple days ago was hilarious, and thats only a drop in the ocean.
Youre soooo über for me, but there are still many out there who can get your twit16 in an eny30 ride and has shorter tounge than yours...
I pity every single second i spent with you. Sorry.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 15, 2011, 08:37:20 AM
OMFG Midway why is it good for you? Or youre a warbeast shade??
I pity every single second i spent with you. Sorry.

May you too, one day, be a great FPH, like the one I have chosen.

:salute debrody for being one of many who has helped me get to a higher level. I understand you may be disappointed  :cry in my not having chosen you, but somewhere, out there, is a noob waiting for you.  Perhaps young AKAK?
 ;)

Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: fudgums on May 15, 2011, 08:48:29 AM
wtf  :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: hlbly on May 15, 2011, 09:23:45 AM
from this point forward let it be known that I am not Midway and neither are any of my squaddies.  He is not in the pay of The Few in any way, shape or form.  

However he is entitled to his opinion no matter how cringe worthy or embarrassing.  :D  Just use your squelch/ignore buttons.  I think Midway gets alot of enjoyment over stirring you all up.  

You may well be correct in that statement hlbly.  On his day no 'AH gods' would have beaten him either.  The capacity to take any ride and perform miraculous, Gravity defying moves from each and every direction and a lethal shot at full G.   He is the epitomy of the people who cry HAXXOR!

I'm very thankful that I've spent the most time dueling him and am a much better pilot for it.  It just saddens me he doesn't play often anymore and with I-racing it has provided something that requires the level of concentration and competitiveness that satisfies his mentality.
No offense intended bruv . Where a person to be unaware of his quality , one might indeed feel inclined to cry HAXXOR . a little time in the DA watching him give help to a man from a "enemy" squad , and it would be obvious it is not the case . S! to the FEW . May this hated, by me, feud soon end .
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 15, 2011, 04:15:17 PM

I think Midway gets alot of enjoyment over stirring you all up.  



 :old: My FPH is also very perceptive.  :rock
 :bolt:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: DrBone1 on May 15, 2011, 04:42:38 PM
No offense intended bruv . Where a person to be unaware of his quality , one might indeed feel inclined to cry HAXXOR . a little time in the DA watching him give help to a man from a "enemy" squad , and it would be obvious it is not the case . S! to the FEW . May this hated, by me, feud soon end .
Hlbly i miss you!!  :cry
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 15, 2011, 05:37:29 PM
 :rofl   :lol  this is getting rich...ankles getting humped hairless...attempted poor dramatic prose...ack-ack hooking another unsuspecting dweeb with the "i'm a noob" line...only thing missing is the nerds high fiving each other while doing the seal laugh.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 15, 2011, 05:54:34 PM
AKAK has deceived me?  :huh

Fear Midway, AKAK!  Fear Midway, for I am getting stronger! :joystick:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 15, 2011, 06:40:51 PM
if ack-ack told you he's only been here "x" number of weeks and you believed him...you got punk'd.

i watched him do that to an unsuspecting person in my squad while owning people in that 38 o'doom of his and the whole time the unsuspecting squad member is telling me how good "this new guy ack-ack is" and "we should try to recruit him"...i took all of 5 minutes of it before i had to cut him off and tell him the truth and forget doing anything with ack-ack but watch and learn.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Plazus on May 15, 2011, 07:00:08 PM
This thread = win. :D
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 15, 2011, 07:51:05 PM
if ack-ack told you he's only been here "x" number of weeks and you believed him...you got punk'd.

i watched him do that to an unsuspecting person in my squad while owning people in that 38 o'doom of his and the whole time the unsuspecting squad member is telling me how good "this new guy ack-ack is" and "we should try to recruit him"...i took all of 5 minutes of it before i had to cut him off and tell him the truth and forget doing anything with ack-ack but watch and learn.

P38's, huh?  :huh

I pity the fools that fly P38s, because I have a special incentive to shred you to pieces.  Beware P38 pilots, for I know not who you are before I shoot you down, therefore I must assume there is a small chance the P38 in front of my guns is flown by the evil and deceptive AKAK.   Fear  :furious Midway, you charlatan! :joystick:

This will not stand! :mad:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 68ZooM on May 15, 2011, 07:58:04 PM
i'm glad they took Days of our lifes off for this   :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Becinhu on May 15, 2011, 09:09:38 PM
If Charlie Sheen wasn't too busy collecting cheetah tears he would definately approve of this thread!
WINNING!!
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Reaper90 on May 16, 2011, 05:46:16 AM
P38's, huh?  :huh

I pity the fools that fly P38s, because I have a special incentive to shred you to pieces.  Beware P38 pilots, for I know not who you are before I shoot you down, therefore I must assume there is a small chance the P38 in front of my guns is flown by the evil and deceptive AKAK.   Fear  :furious Midway, you charlatan! :joystick:

This will not stand! :mad:

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Seriously, you're about 2 for 27 against me in recent fighting, truth is your chances of a kill on Ack Ack are 1/10th your chances of a kill on me.... and if you're "mathematically challenged" I'll just go ahead and break it to ya, that ain't very good odds! Prepare to have that Spitfire violated from the rear... again! (You might wanna just go ahead and fly the pink skinned one so there's no confusion as to the role you'll be playing).

 :neener:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 07:03:18 AM
Pfft, I could get into a debate here, but won't.  Enough with the words, it's time for action.  :mad:
If you really want to know how my spit9 fares against P38s, ask Pawz.   :lol
 :bolt:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: VonMessa on May 16, 2011, 08:34:34 AM
Pfft, I could get into a debate here, but won't.  Enough with the words, it's time for action.  :mad:
If you really want to know how my spit9 fares against P38s, ask Pawz.   :lol
 :bolt:

Indeed you must mean somewhere other than the MA...

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/MIDTARD.jpg)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JUGgler on May 16, 2011, 10:22:22 AM
How does midway fair against the mighty BF110C?   :aok



 :rofl


BTW  pawz should change his tag to PAWNZ  :rofl :rofl  midway is no match for him, picking and HOing is not a good measurement! :aok



JUGgler
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 10:53:56 AM
You did surprise me with that 110C. Was not familiar with it, but your time will come.  At lease you're no charlatan like AKAK.  I respect that.  :aok

As far as Pawz goes, you'll get a better understanding of those P38 kills if you ask him instead of assuming.  :O
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 16, 2011, 11:46:26 AM
You did surprise me with that 110C. Was not familiar with it, but your time will come. 


remember when we DA'd?   that's what JUGgler will do to you, over and over ;)     no offense there bud, but he is light years ahead of you.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Shane on May 16, 2011, 11:58:49 AM
Pfft, I could get into a debate here, but won't.  Enough with the words, it's time for action.  :mad:
If you really want to know how my spit9 fares against P38s, ask Pawz.   :lol
 :bolt:

how does it fare vs la7's?

 :noid
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 16, 2011, 12:21:23 PM
methinks midway is one of those da dorklake spit heroes that decided to try his luck in the main arenas...  :lol

midway should broaden his horizons and learn to fly the 109s or p-40s...spit9 is ez mode compared to a 109g6 or p-40.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 12:30:04 PM
how does it fare vs la7's?

 :noid

 ;) Shane

and no I actually don't like DA, rarely go there.  MA mostly.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 16, 2011, 12:59:01 PM
Big mouth. Dont wanna fight in an equal situation? Just saying, Pawz PWNZ you every single time he has half-a-chance. The spit9 turns around in 15 seconds, the p38 needs 19, so wtf are you talking about? Never every try to say a bad word to him. Get in a zeek and he will turnfight with you, possibly he wont win, but will show his quality.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 01:09:31 PM
The spit9 turns around in 15 seconds, the p38 needs 19, so wtf are you talking about?

Very good, Debrody.   Part of the reason why I make my claim of Spit9 vs P38, although the P38 does have it's own unique advantages over a spit9.  Some in MA are very familiar with my spit9 vs their P38.  :D  AKAK will soon be as well, once I find him.  :mad: :joystick:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwinBoom on May 16, 2011, 02:10:07 PM
bragging about being able to fly a mk9 vs a 38j is like bringing a race car to a soap box derby
its just ridiculous

and not only does midway fill 200 with his man love of bruv he brings it here too????

somebody needs attention (http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/429/trolls.jpg)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: FireDrgn on May 16, 2011, 02:14:42 PM
ya  AKAK has a special gunsight he uses  . He posted it so others could use it also to make it more fair.  You should do the same..

Maybe AKAK will be nice and repost special gunsight for you.   
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 02:19:26 PM
bragging about being able to fly a mk9 vs a 38j is like bringing a race car to a soap box derby
its just ridiculous

and not only does midway fill 200 with his man love of bruv he brings it here too????

somebody needs attention

It's not the man, it's the skill  :O he's developed.  Although that does reflect on the man himself, whom I do not know.  I'm sure he's a really good  :angel: guy, though.

I'm glad you compared AKAK's P38 :huh to a soapbox derby ride and my lean clean killin machine (spit9)  :cool: to a race car.  Appropriate analogies.   :cheers:

and that gunsight of AKAK's isn't gonna do him any good looking backwards when I shred him.  :mad:

:bolt:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwinBoom on May 16, 2011, 02:23:38 PM
it was kinda cute at first now its just plain sickening , Make a name for yourself by flying not butt kissing

btw if i  ductaped my cat to the joystick im sure she could score a kill in the mk9 being its a trainer
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Lepape2 on May 16, 2011, 02:25:05 PM
This thread has WIN written all over it!  :lol
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Butcher on May 16, 2011, 02:25:19 PM
bragging about being able to fly a mk9 vs a 38j is like bringing a race car to a soap box derby
its just ridiculous

and not only does midway fill 200 with his man love of bruv he brings it here too????

somebody needs attention (http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/429/trolls.jpg)

I believe there's a serious mental issue involved here.

Edited:

Quote I'm saving for a very long time -
TwinBoom: if i ductaped my cat to the joystick im sure she could score a kill in the mk9 being its a trainer.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 16, 2011, 02:26:10 PM
btw if i  ductaped my cat to the joystick im sure she could score a kill in the mk9 being its a trainer
:rofl   :lol  that's a good one
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 16, 2011, 02:27:17 PM
Big mouth. Dont wanna fight in an equal situation? Just saying, Pawz PWNZ you every single time he has half-a-chance.

Your praise of Pawz is in stark contrast to your comments about him last night.


ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwinBoom on May 16, 2011, 02:27:42 PM
I believe there's a serious mental issue involved here.

I think ur right OCD is what im thinking
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: CAP1 on May 16, 2011, 02:28:57 PM
It's not the man, it's the skill  :O he's developed.  Although that does reflect on the man himself, whom I do not know.  I'm sure he's a really good  :angel: guy, though.

I'm glad you compared AKAK's P38 :huh to a soapbox derby ride and my lean clean killin machine (spit9)  :cool: to a race car.  Appropriate analogies.   :cheers:

and that gunsight of AKAK's isn't gonna do him any good looking backwards when I shred him.  :mad:

:bolt:

 i should know better, as you appear to be a rather good fisherman.......but i feel it is highly doubtful that you're gonna place your trainer behind akak's 38.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwinBoom on May 16, 2011, 02:30:56 PM
i should know better, as you appear to be a rather good fisherman.......but i feel it is highly doubtful that you're gonna place your trainer behind akak's 38.

true hell it took him 7 turns to get My A20G with a elevator missing
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 16, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
Youre my hero, akak   ;)
What did i say? I got him in our g6 vs p38 duels. Remember i also said the g6 is easy mode unless the only thing the p38 pilot is doing is a rope. G6 turns better and can fly slower.
Pawz got me in a 38 vs 38 every time.
Oh and not i was the one who claimed the 5v1 gang as a skillful kill  ;) Thats why Pawz is way ahead of you.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 16, 2011, 02:35:14 PM
midway is a lot of fun on 200...when i'm in the mood to pay attention to his bleeting.

pretty sure he could irritate the pope to the point of cussing in less than 5 minutes...  :lol

guess i'll have to go hunting for him later this evening...just can't decide whether to use the g-2 or g-14...a6m3 would be too easy.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Butcher on May 16, 2011, 02:35:55 PM
true hell it took him 7 turns to get My A20G with a elevator missing

I'm going to leave this here and walk away, because frankly there is nothing else to say, read the stats if you don't believe.
      Late War Tour 136 Statistics for Midway

Model Type   Kills In   Kills Of   Killed By   Died In
Chute                0               0                  2        0
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Masherbrum on May 16, 2011, 02:37:48 PM
Perfect thread Ack!!!!   :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 02:38:46 PM
Youre my hero, akak   ;)
What did i say? I got him in our g6 vs p38 duels. Remember i also said the g6 is easy mode unless the only thing the p38 pilot is doing is a rope. G6 turns better and can fly slower.
Pawz got me in a 38 vs 38 every time.
Oh and not i was the one who claimed the 5v1 gang as a skillful kill  ;) Thats why Pawz is way ahead oh you.

Awe, Debrody has a FPH.  Can't wait to pwn his hero in my spit9.  :mad:

and what kind of pilot has a charlatan for a hero anyway?  :headscratch:  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 16, 2011, 02:40:04 PM
but i feel it is highly doubtful that you're gonna place your trainer behind akak's 38.

Why do you think my sorrow runs deep?  

I was in heaven when I encountered a Spitfire Mk IX one day over Furball Island, thinking that this was it!  This was the day I was going to meet the Experten of All Experten in a clash of skill (in my mind, one sided as I believed I had no chance at all against the Experten of Experten) that would test my metal to the fullest while hopefully providing somewhat of a challenge to the one I looked up to as a Living God.

Can you imagine my dismay...no, my utter horror to see the one that I had held up to such high esteem go diving past me on the merge and continue until his plane could continue no more and plunged head long into the ground?  

As I continued to fly on in a state of shock at having seen my idol die such an unglamourous death that is usually reserved for the Castrati, my spirits picked up when I again spotted a lone Spitfire Mk IX flying towards me and I can see in the cockpit that it's the one I have looked up to with starry eyes coming back!  YAY!  My hero just had a temporary set back and was coming back to teach me a lesson, one that I was eager to learn as how many chances does a peon like me have to sit at the feet of the Master and learn?

Again, can you imagine my dismay that just using simple vertical maneuvers that every P-38 driver learns on their first day was sufficient enough to gain the advantage over my Hero that led ultimately to his doom?  

Two things died that day...Midway and my innocence.


ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: gyrene81 on May 16, 2011, 02:43:16 PM
damn ack-ack...now i have to clean my monitor and keyboard again  :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 16, 2011, 02:44:12 PM
Youre my hero, akak   ;)
What did i say? I got him in our g6 vs p38 duels. Remember i also said the g6 is easy mode unless the only thing the p38 pilot is doing is a rope. G6 turns better and can fly slower.
Pawz got me in a 38 vs 38 every time.
Oh and not i was the one who claimed the 5v1 gang as a skillful kill  ;) Thats why Pawz is way ahead of you.

It was more along the lines how you claimed to have "pwnz" him 1v1 every time you encounter him.  But then, I take your claims of fighter pilot prowess with a grain of salt, I mean how can I take anyone's claim seriously when they bail out of a middle of a fight because they're getting their arse kicked?

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 16, 2011, 02:46:06 PM
I wouldnt talk snake and frogs if i were the one with 7k alt on the other one who didnt do anything but rope away  ;)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ardy123 on May 16, 2011, 02:47:58 PM
Why do you think my sorrow runs deep?  

I was in heaven when I encountered a Spitfire Mk IX one day over Furball Island, thinking that this was it!  This was the day I was going to meet the Experten of All Experten in a clash of skill (in my mind, one sided as I believed I had no chance at all against the Experten of Experten) that would test my metal to the fullest while hopefully providing somewhat of a challenge to the one I looked up to as a Living God.

Can you imagine my dismay...no, my utter horror to see the one that I had held up to such high esteem go diving past me on the merge and continue until his plane could continue no more and plunged head long into the ground?  

As I continued to fly on in a state of shock at having seen my idol die such an unglamourous death that is usually reserved for the Castrati, my spirits picked up when I again spotted a lone Spitfire Mk IX flying towards me and I can see in the cockpit that it's the one I have looked up to with starry eyes coming back!  YAY!  My hero just had a temporary set back and was coming back to teach me a lesson, one that I was eager to learn as how many chances does a peon like me have to sit at the feet of the Master and learn?

Again, can you imagine my dismay that just using simple vertical maneuvers that every P-38 driver learns on their first day was sufficient enough to gain the advantage over my Hero that led ultimately to his doom?  

Two things died that day...Midway and my innocence.


ack-ack


LOL, pure comedic genius.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 02:54:54 PM
Why do you think my sorrow runs deep?  

I was in heaven when I encountered a Spitfire Mk IX one day over Furball Island, thinking that this was it!  This was the day I was going to meet the Experten of All Experten in a clash of skill (in my mind, one sided as I believed I had no chance at all against the Experten of Experten) that would test my metal to the fullest while hopefully providing somewhat of a challenge to the one I looked up to as a Living God.

Can you imagine my dismay...no, my utter horror to see the one that I had held up to such high esteem go diving past me on the merge and continue until his plane could continue no more and plunged head long into the ground?  

As I continued to fly on in a state of shock at having seen my idol die such an unglamourous death that is usually reserved for the Castrati, my spirits picked up when I again spotted a lone Spitfire Mk IX flying towards me and I can see in the cockpit that it's the one I have looked up to with starry eyes coming back!  YAY!  My hero just had a temporary set back and was coming back to teach me a lesson, one that I was eager to learn as how many chances does a peon like me have to sit at the feet of the Master and learn?

Again, can you imagine my dismay that just using simple vertical maneuvers that every P-38 driver learns on their first day was sufficient enough to gain the advantage over my Hero that led ultimately to his doom?  

Two things died that day...Midway and my innocence.


ack-ack

Charlatan, I fell for your trap.  I was typing on 200 and sacrificing my aeroplane to help you, having just told me you are a 3 week noob.  You offerred no appreciation for the help other than false FPH praises. :frown:

When we turn fought during our second encounter, I assumed you, as a 3 week noob, would want to have some fun and not be shot down so quickly.  :(

Had you told me the truth and challanged me like a man of honor, the fight would not have been my working to help you, but instead to destroy your silly P38.  :furious

I am the one who is dismayed at your trickery and deceit.  :mad:

What you said is true, there is now one less star in the sky to aspire to reach, and that fallen and now dim star, is AKAK, the charlatan :eek: .   Thankfully, the brightness of Bruv's  :angel: star more than makes up for the loss of yours.

Go now, go in shame, and consider your ways.  I implore you, become a man of peace, truth, and strength, and offer guidance and inspiration instead of traps for your pleasure. :cry :mad:

 :old: You have much to learn, Mr. 'Plutonium' AH veteran charlatan.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Vinkman on May 16, 2011, 02:57:27 PM
I get a lot of flak from this Midway shade person. I've had some good fights, but the chatter is just sarcastic taunting. I'm not sure what game is afoot here but, am I the only one who thinks that this ankle humping of Bruv119 is sarcasm?

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark"

 :noid

Vinkman
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Becinhu on May 16, 2011, 04:50:30 PM
Careful folks or we may exceed QUAH! status in this thread.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: YGSM on May 16, 2011, 06:02:08 PM
Shade Accounts!!!   Nay nobody does that.  Thats ummmmmmmm.........Cheating!!!
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 10:43:09 PM
So I just went to DA to fight AKAK in spit9 in DA.  I told him he could pick whatever plane he wants and I'll be in my spit9.  I ask him what fuel level he wanted.  He tells me 25%.  I said ok and we're off.  Then oddly  :confused:, he heads in the wrong direction for a while, and then heads my way.  So delays for a bit.

Then when we meet, we turn a couple times  :joystick: and my fuel appears to be empty and I'm gliding to ditch.  He follows me down, shoots me and tells me he won.

How do I trust a charlatan?  I suspected another trick (did he have 50% fuel?).  He's decieved me once already. :uhoh

He refuses to redo the fight and allow me 50% fuel and then says next fight he picks his fav plane.

So he says I lost.  Fine, I lost.  But it sure wasn't a fight in my eyes and appears to me more of a trick.   :frown:

I asked again, let's do this in a fair fight where we both have sufficient fuel to complete the fight and not end up out of fuel.  He refuses and leaves.  :bolt:

AKAK,  I can't trust you yet.  Your unwillingness to fight someone with sufficient fuel to complete the fight is just another odd way you win fights, kind of like telling me you're a 3 week noob the other day.  Why tell people you are a x week noob, other than to deceive and enjoy that tactic?

So, yes, AKAK, you won that fight, I guess based on your definition, and the two the other day.  You beat me in a different kind of way, a way I have no interest in getting good at... because, you see, I don't want to deceive people and be a charlatan.  I don't want to win because someone's fuel is so low they can't spend sufficient time to get on the other's six or to have them think I'm only 3 weeks in the game.  Apparently you do.

Congrats you have accomplished your goal, I believe. :rolleyes:

Maybe we'll run into each other in MA sometime and have real fights since you can't convince me you're new any more or set the parameters of the fuel level in such a way to take advantage of an out of fuel situation.

Was hopeing I could learn something in fighting you.  Guess I did.  :headscratch:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 16, 2011, 10:45:55 PM
:old: You have much to learn, Mr. 'Plutonium' AH veteran charlatan.

When you threw down the gauntlet in a challenge to meet at dawn for a duel to reclaim your lost honor and perch amongst the Pantheon of the Gods, I jumped at the chance.  Not to best you so I can proclaim that, I, AKAK, once again shot down a Living God but rather to see the one I held up so high hopefully regain some of his lost glory and fly like the Experten he so proudly proclaims to be.

In hindsight, I now know I was just deceiving myself as I knew you could never reclaim what you never had but I didn't realize it then so I instructed my second to work out the details with yours and the duel was on!  The details were worked out, we would meet and sunrise in Britain's finest plane, the vaunted and beautiful Spitfire Mk IX.  I was a little aprehensive though, this was a plane that I had not flown in a very long time and while it is an easy and forgiving plane, I knew I would be at a disadvantage because of my unfamiliarity.  No worries though, I decided to press on!  We both met at 6,000ft feet in clear, blue skies and both went into the vertical and then came back down but sadly, at the end of it all, I was the only one that remained in the air.

Even though my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero was not able to regain his lost pride, I was going to salute for being a good sport until the cries of a destroyed ego started to wail in the air like a banshee.  "How dare you fight unfair!" came the forth from a wounded Midway, "How dare you!" he repeatedly cried behind his sobs.  I couldn't take it anymore, it is one thing to see a man cry like a newborn baby, it's another to see one that you held in such high regard cry like a 12 year old school girl.

"Oh, you get me ready in your Spit 9
Why don't we go sit down in the shade?
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandelion, sun scorching
Like a glass of cold lemonade?
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills

Where is my Sailor Malan?
Where is my prairie song?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the Experten gone?"

Death of a Fallen Pilot Hero (a.k.a AKAK doesn't fight fair) (http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?xpc22lg7h22cmaw)

ack-ack

Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Yeager on May 16, 2011, 10:51:18 PM
Can you imagine my dismay...no, my utter horror to see the one that I had held up to such high esteem go diving past me on the merge and continue until his plane could continue no more and plunged head long into the ground?  Two things died that day...Midway and my innocence.


ack-ack
Classic  :aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Pawz on May 16, 2011, 10:59:33 PM
If Midway was Russian, his name would be "Шальное Иван".


ack-ack
  :lol
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 11:01:03 PM
In hindsight, I now know I was just deceiving myself...

"How dare you fight unfair!" came the forth from a wounded Midway, "How dare you!" he repeatedly cried behind his sobs.ack-ack


 :O More deceit?

(1) Not only do you deceive others, but also yourself.  :devil

(2) Those direct quotes you claim were made by me are words I never said.  :frown:   I never used the word 'dare' or anything similar, although I did discuss the fairness issue with you.

How full of deceit are you?   :huh

 :old: Please consider your ways.  Become a man of truth, peace, strength, and honor.  I beg of you for I want a worthy oponent one day, as I'm sure others do.

I do appreciate learning from you of this unusual way of winning.  :cheers: I will be aware of it in the future.  

Thank you AKAK, I found the pony in this tragedy.   :salute
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Pawz on May 16, 2011, 11:08:42 PM
Pfft, I could get into a debate here, but won't.  Enough with the words, it's time for action.  :mad:
If you really want to know how my spit9 fares against P38s, ask Pawz.   :lol
 :bolt:

Are you kidding me  :O :lol I spanked you all over tt until you had to come in at 15k bnzing in a spit. Everyone knows once you get in trouble you bring the hos out. You give yourself to much credit for an easy mode pilot.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 16, 2011, 11:14:13 PM
Are you kidding me  :O :lol I spanked you all over tt until you had to come in at 15k bnzing in a spit. Everyone knows once you get in trouble you bring the hos out. You give yourself to much credit for an easy mode pilot.

Not quite how I remember the few fights we had, but fair enough, you're not convinced yet.  I obviously have more work to do.  We shall meet again.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 16, 2011, 11:26:38 PM
So I just went to DA to fight AKAK in spit9 in DA.  He tells me 25% fuel.  He heads in the wrong direction for a bit then heads my way.  So delays for a bit.

The Dueling Arena has a slower fuel burn rate than the main arenas.  The dueling arena fuel burn rate is 1x, whereas the main arena is 2x.  This means fuel burns at a slower rate in the dueling arena than in the main arena.

I took off to the SW, climbed up to around 4,000ft before turning to the North to face you.  It's in the film.


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Then when we meet, we turn a couple times  :joystick: and my fuel appears to be empty and I'm gliding to ditch.  He follows me down, shoots me and tells me he won.

We went vertical on the merge, got a shot on you that punctured your fuel tank.  This resulted in your fuel leaking out.  While the fuel burn rate is lower in the dueling arena, unfortunately for you, the fuel leak rate isn't.  If you watch the film I posted, I punctured your fuel tank and you can quickly see all of your fuel leak out until the tank was dry.  Since we were both carrying low fuel loads, it didn't take much to dry your tank.  


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How do I trust a charlatan?  I suspected another trick (did he have 50% fuel?).  He's decieved me once already. :uhoh

Watch the film, it shows what fuel load I had and your fuel leak.  The only deception has been from you when you convinced me of your Experten skill, only to break my heart.

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He refuses to redo the fight and allow me 50% fuel and then says next fight he picks his fav plane.

The agreement we had was you got to pick the first plane (Spitfire IX) and then the winner would pick the next.  I won, so I picked the next plane.  You kept crying about how I deceived you, how I was unfair and how you wouldn't fight me unless I played fair.  

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So he says I lost.  Fine, I lost.  But it sure wasn't a fight in my eyes and appears to me more of a trick.   :frown:

Film says you lost as well.

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I asked again, let's do this in a fair fight where we both have sufficient fuel to complete the fight and not end up out of fuel.  He refuses and leaves.  :bolt:

You were given a fair fight and died.  I know I struck a fatal blow to your ego and you can't accept the fact that you were beaten, not only by me but in a plane you consider to be your best.  After listening to you cry about how unfair I was or how you wouldn't fight me because unless I fought fair, I left.  The next fight would have been no different, you would have cried about me being unfair again because you're just that kind of player.

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AKAK,  I can't trust you yet.  Your unwillingness to fight someone with sufficient fuel to complete the fight is just another odd way you win fights, kind of like telling me you're a 3 week noob the other day.  Why tell people you are a x week noob, other than to deceive and enjoy that tactic?

Again, watch the film.  You can keep clawing at the "he tricked me with the fuel" line but we all know who got bent over the couch.

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So, yes, AKAK, you won that fight, I guess based on your definition, and the two the other day.

By anyone's definition really.

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Your beat me in a different kind of way, a way I have no interest in getting good at... because, you see, I don't want to deceive people and be a charlatan.  I don't want to win because someone's fuel is so low they can't spend sufficient time to get on the other's six or to have them think I'm only 3 weeks in the game.  Apparently you do.

We've already covered the fuel thingy, no need to go over that yet again.

Hehe on the 3 week hook, I gotta admit that it doesn't work all that often anymore but when it does, it sure can be fun.  However, you knew already I wasn't a new player because you're a shade account.  The other night you accidentally sent a mistell over Channel 200, thinking you were sending someone a private message where you told the person who you were.  Later on, I asked you to the DA over Channel 200 and when I asked you, I didn't call you Midway, I used the name you told the other person and you replied to me.

So who is the charlatan now?  :t


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Congrats you have accomplished your goal, I believe. :rolleyes:

And I had fun too.  :aok


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Maybe we'll run into each other in MA sometime and have real fights since you can't convince me you're new any more or set the parameters of the fuel level in such a way to take advantage of an out of fuel situation.

It was funny how when you saw me on the Bish side you immediately changed to Rook side to hunt me down.  Though, I suspect you're not going to be doing that much often, if at all, in the future.


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Was hopeing I could learn something in fighting you.  Guess I did.  :headscratch:

Honestly, I don't know if there is anything to learn watching that film.  Not to be mean or anything but speaking from a general training point of view there really isn't anything in that film that is worth using it for training.  Other than the beginning of the film where I'm having a tough time trying to get the plane pointed North, it's a rather uneventful fight of no training value.  But if you learned something, I hope the crow tasted good.

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: grizz441 on May 16, 2011, 11:59:37 PM
There is substantial evidence in this thread that the 10 year vet is more skilled than the new player.  Well done.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 17, 2011, 12:00:59 AM
However, you knew already I wasn't a new player because you're a shade account.  The other night you accidentally sent a mistell over Channel 200, thinking you were sending someone a private message where you told the person who you were.  Later on, I asked you to the DA over Channel 200 and when I asked you, I didn't call you Midway, I used the name you told the other person and you replied to me.

So who is the charlatan now?  :t

I agree now on the fuel leak, but the fuel must have been so low and gone so fast I never saw a fuel trail.  This fight ended because of the low fuel, not because you delivered a fatal blow other than a fuel leak hit.  I've learned never to fight with 25% fuel again, as it is too low to survive such a minor hit.  Your years of experience outwitted me.

A fuel leak normally does not stop an engine that quickly.  Good tactic, but one I would not have used to claim a win.  If the situation were reversed and your engine died in the middle of the fight due to lack of fuel, I would immediately have agreed to a rematch because I don't want to kill you and claim a win as you glide to ditch an out of fuel aeroplane.  Perhaps that's fair but I'm not yet that familiar with dueling rules.   I will learn them though over time and may reasses that point of view.

As far as shade account.  I am no shade to anyone.  I have changed ids some and have no problems stating them.  I started in Aug  2010 as viamy, then vMidway, then Midway, then left Feb and Mar for health reasons, came back as Aqua in April, and now back to Midway.  Those are my only ids.   I have no idea what you're talking about with respect to a message on 200 re a shade account.  I have no others and have never used more than one id at a time. :angel:

I did enjoy our exchange but am disappointed in your obvious original deceit and it has made me suspect of all other claims you've made.  I would rather have trusted your words than have you provide proof to overcome my suspicion. :salute
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: kilo2 on May 17, 2011, 12:02:12 AM
There is substantial evidence in this thread that the 10 year vet is more skilled than the new player.  Well done.

 :lol zinger!
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Dalliance on May 17, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
There is substantial evidence in this thread that the 10 year vet is more skilled than the new player.  Well done.
:aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 17, 2011, 12:05:48 AM
There is substantial evidence in this thread that the 10 year vet is more skilled than the new player.  Well done.

Who's the new player?  Certainly not Шальное Иван.

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TheForce on May 17, 2011, 12:11:25 AM
There is substantial evidence in this thread that the 10 year vet is more skilled than the new player.  Well done.
:aok So true!
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TheForce on May 17, 2011, 12:12:04 AM
:lol zinger!

Lol. Yep.  :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: grizz441 on May 17, 2011, 12:17:10 AM
Who's the new player?  Certainly not Шальное Иван.

ack-ack

He seemed pretty new 8 months ago when he was a newbie.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Raphael on May 17, 2011, 12:33:46 AM
oh cool you posted the video proving the other guy's point! never seen that before! :aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: phatzo on May 17, 2011, 12:40:03 AM
Я думаю, что я видел их в то же самое время.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Ack-Ack on May 17, 2011, 01:06:55 AM
oh cool you posted the video proving the other guy's point! never seen that before! :aok

And what point was that other than he took a cannon round to the fuel tank that caused a leak that led him to run out of gas and die?

ack-ack
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: kilo2 on May 17, 2011, 02:01:20 AM
Этот английский язык российскому переводчику - дерьмо. Почему бы не использовать английский язык хотя действительно? На полпути был тад лучше, выстрел и эта целая беседа будут пустыми.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 17, 2011, 02:02:33 AM
Этот английский язык российскому переводчику - дерьмо. Почему бы не использовать английский язык хотя действительно? На полпути был тад лучше, выстрел и эта целая беседа будут пустыми.


 :headscratch:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: kilo2 on May 17, 2011, 02:04:41 AM
I thought we were using Russian like a super secret code. Must have missed the memo.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: phatzo on May 17, 2011, 02:05:43 AM
it is pretty crap though. I love borodas russian translated to english posts.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: kilo2 on May 17, 2011, 02:10:32 AM
Original sentence was "If midway was a better shot this whole conversation would be null."

Translated to this

Halfway тад was better, the shot and this whole conversation will be empty.
 :rofl

Shows how useless those things are.




Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: kilo2 on May 17, 2011, 02:12:31 AM
it is pretty crap though. I love borodas russian translated to english posts.

Boroda cracks me up. Drunken Russian.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Bruv119 on May 17, 2011, 04:37:15 AM
just to give this thread some more steam.

Midway got 2 shots on you after the first merge whilst having a 50mph disadvantage.  Did he know there was a 6k limit?    

If he had made a fatal shot on either of them you were dead.  

You HO each other on the way down and get his fuel,  that still didn't kill him until his engine quit.   If this is meant to be some sort of lesson to midway I find it quite disturbing that you couldn't just out manoeuvre him for a rear 6 kill shot.  Definitely a very limp wristed, dweeby duel that settles nothing!   

I demand a rematch.  :lol

 :D
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 17, 2011, 04:45:18 AM
ya midway was holding 5k, then climbed up to 6... 365mph vs 322, and you roped him, natural you won. The rope, lovely move, isnt it?  ;)
Anyway, that bingo fuel call was a fake, not possible to run outta gas in 5 mins in the DA. Unless AKAK got a ping on midways tank, whats more than possible, but thats not couse Midways was taking less fuel.

Edit: Bruv, you have popcorn an cold beer ready?
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: dirtdart on May 17, 2011, 04:52:16 AM
6K merge? Hmmm...   as a experten watcher.... they all seem to merge cold on the deck to avoid such nonsense as arriving to the fight with a bit more mojo.  I cannot remember ever climbing in the DA.

My world is black
As I see a hero take some flak.
Midway don't weep
Because he fought cheap.
You are classier than akak.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: mechanic on May 17, 2011, 05:26:01 AM

You may well be correct in that statement hlbly.  On his day no 'AH gods' would have beaten him either.  The capacity to take any ride and perform miraculous, Gravity defying moves from each and every direction and a lethal shot at full G.  




I often dueled him in 109G2 in the DA 'on his Day'... and after five or six beatings he would demand that we fly the spit16 again as he 'hates this luftwaffe crap'.

Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 321BAR on May 17, 2011, 08:43:17 AM
has heaven granted my wish?! MIDWAY'S OFF MY ANKLE!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :bolt:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Raphael on May 17, 2011, 08:52:13 AM
has heaven granted my wish?! MIDWAY'S OFF MY ANKLE!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :bolt:
I thougth your wish was a m18
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: grizz441 on May 17, 2011, 08:57:15 AM
I'm just so relieved that the vet beat the newb.  Let this be a lesson that 10 years of experience trumps 8 months of experience.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 321BAR on May 17, 2011, 09:13:19 AM
I thougth your wish was a m18
not within the last two weeks. he won't leave me alone and yesterday he was screaming about how evil the 20th FG was because i said i wouldn't let him in...

I'm just so relieved that the vet beat the newb.  Let this be a lesson that 10 years of experience trumps 8 months of experience.
thinking the same...
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Raphael on May 17, 2011, 09:19:48 AM
not within the last two weeks. he won't leave me alone and yesterday he was screaming about how evil the 20th FG was because i said i wouldn't let him in...
thinking the same...
You DO know you only have the rigtyh to choose ONE wish rigth?
NO M18 FOR YOU
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Reaper90 on May 17, 2011, 10:13:39 AM
You DO know you only have the rigtyh to choose ONE wish rigth?
NO M18 FOR YOU

(http://imamook.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/soup-nazi_320.jpg)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Becinhu on May 17, 2011, 10:19:51 AM
I want a medium crab bisque.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 321BAR on May 17, 2011, 10:25:21 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 17, 2011, 11:18:58 AM

It was funny how when you saw me on the Bish side you immediately changed to Rook side to hunt me down.  Though, I suspect you're not going to be doing that much often, if at all, in the future.


As I stated on 200 just before I immediately switched upon seeing the four letter word in green (AKAK) reminding me of prior deceit: :huh

''I have some business to take care of...'   :airplane: :joystick:

and will not relent, but will enjoy my prize once it is won, and it will be done. :)

...And then sing the words from 'The Plateau'

'The plateau is clean, no dirt to be seen, and the work, it was fun.'  :neener:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: LCADolby on May 17, 2011, 11:22:16 AM
Nice AKAK way to shoot yourself in the feet   :rofl

Midway your creepy :uhoh

Thread = Win
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 17, 2011, 11:24:33 AM

Thread = Win

qft!    this is entertainment at it's very finest  :D
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 17, 2011, 11:38:01 AM
Nice AKAK way to shoot yourself in the feet   :rofl

Midway your creepy :uhoh

Thread = Win

Look at AKAK's image of himself, the 10 year 'Plutonium' AH charlatan.  :uhoh  His apparent, but perhaps misunderstod, creepiness exceeds my gentle, yet aggressive, fun, but jilted nature.  :)

I want to be a man of peace (thru strength), honor, and truth and will be.  :angel:

I have my FPH's  :angel: skills as my guide.

However, AKAK, the admitted charlatan, who cloaks himself behind a false curtain of 3 week noobness, just in an attempt to crush with his 10 year hammer of words and deeds, the building pride of hard working pilots who are but mere 'zinc' members of this world?  :t

Look at his profile image, for that is how I see him, and being reinforced by his deceit, I see creepiness in volume.

I  :pray that my eyes and ears are deceiving me, but see no evidence of such.   I ask you, who appears to be the creepy one?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 68ZooM on May 17, 2011, 12:29:22 PM
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/gve.png)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Noir on May 17, 2011, 12:30:00 PM
your blathering is getting in the way of your objectives, young paddawan. You're achieving greatness through speech not strength alone. Reconsider your ways.

To be fair midway is getting pretty decent! We share the same FPH  :aok

:salute
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: VonMessa on May 17, 2011, 12:50:42 PM
I am beginning to believe that you are all a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

 :noid
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 321BAR on May 17, 2011, 12:55:11 PM
I am beginning to believe that you are all a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

 :noid
a few beers short or a brewery? :noid


whiskey's better :noid

QUAH!!!
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: kilo2 on May 17, 2011, 01:24:58 PM
Its great when a thread lasts long enough to turn on the OP.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JOACH1M on May 17, 2011, 01:28:16 PM
a few beers short or a brewery? :noid


whiskey's better :noid

QUAH!!!
Ehh depends on situations
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 17, 2011, 01:57:05 PM
Its great when a thread lasts long enough to turn on the OP.

werd
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: grizz441 on May 17, 2011, 02:06:35 PM
Its great when a thread lasts long enough to turn on the OP.

A young troll must be fed, cared for, and well nurtured.  If the troll does not receive these very basic commodities, it will grow and transform into a goblin and eat its master.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JOACH1M on May 17, 2011, 02:07:58 PM
A young troll must be fed, cared for, and well nurtured.  If the troll does not receive these very basic commodities, it will grow and transform into a goblin and eat its master.
Kinky :)
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 17, 2011, 02:49:37 PM
A young troll must be fed, cared for, and well nurtured.  If the troll does not receive these very basic commodities, it will grow and transform into a goblin and eat its master.


just don't feed it after midnight  :noid
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: crazyivan on May 17, 2011, 02:57:49 PM
Who's the new player?  Certainly not Шальное Иван.

ack-ack
:rofl WTF
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Dalliance on May 17, 2011, 05:40:58 PM
A young troll must be fed, cared for, and well nurtured.  If the troll does not receive these very basic commodities, it will grow and transform into a goblin and eat its master.
:aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Becinhu on May 20, 2011, 05:44:03 PM

just don't feed it after midnight  :noid
or get it wet.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 20, 2011, 05:59:15 PM
Remember this day, Midway...
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwinBoom on May 20, 2011, 06:24:41 PM
Remember this day, Midway...

dont remind him  btw 200 is real quiet with midaqua squelched
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 20, 2011, 06:57:09 PM
Hehe he pissed me off and was fool enough to duel me 10 times... guess the result  :devil
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: The Fugitive on May 20, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
Hehe he pissed me off and was fool enough to duel me 10 times... guess the result  :devil

I have popcorn, wheres the films !!!  :devil
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Tordon22 on May 20, 2011, 07:31:56 PM
15 more pages and this thread will be "zap was here" worthy. Someone stoke the fire.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 21, 2011, 01:19:23 AM
Hehe he pissed me off and was fool enough to duel me 10 times... guess the result  :devil

But, but you're a FPH, Mr. KOTH.  :aok   I am not good enough - yet. :frown:

Only 109 duels to go. :bhead

One day soon, I too will be good enough.   :pray :)

 :salute

Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 21, 2011, 01:22:58 AM
dont remind him  btw 200 is real quiet with midaqua squelched

Really, TwinBoom?  Really?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 21, 2011, 01:31:22 AM
your blathering is getting in the way of your objectives, young paddawan. You're achieving greatness through speech not strength alone. Reconsider your ways.

 :old: Sound advice.

I shall.   :airplane: :joystick:

  :salute :rock
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: VansCrew1 on May 22, 2011, 02:03:50 AM
15 more pages and this thread will be "zap was here" worthy. Someone stoke the fire.

 :noid

- Just stopin by
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: VonMessa on May 22, 2011, 05:20:28 AM
:noid

- Just stopin by

Who lifted your rock?
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: BERN1 on May 22, 2011, 06:17:16 AM
I like the way Midway answers his own posts :rofl
would any of you guys consider helping me out??
i am really bad at ACM's but I love this game and treat people with respect
I dont idolize Bruv119 but he is the bomb and AKAK has owned me everytime,Midway ho's me everytime in a spit,or maybe he spits when he Ho's??? :banana:
seriously I could use some help I flew with a trainer and he told me about sustained turning rate,but I didnt learn any of those cool moves everyone uses to remove me from my airplane :salute
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 22, 2011, 06:32:33 AM
Midway ho's me everytime in a spit,or maybe he spits when he Ho's???

Moments of weakness. :bhead   Forgive? :pray
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 22, 2011, 06:45:46 AM
People forgive once, twice, 5 times, but not endlessly.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: TwinBoom on May 22, 2011, 06:48:48 AM
People forgive once, twice, 5 times, but not endlessly.

qft

shut up already midaqua its really creepy
your like a sicko stalker
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 22, 2011, 07:34:36 AM
qft

shut up already midaqua its really creepy
your like a sicko stalker


 :O
But, but, I'm just working to be, like, a great pilot.   :angel:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Debrody on May 22, 2011, 07:40:29 AM
:O
But, but, I'm just working to be, like, a great pilot.   :angel:
sigh... You really dont have anything better to do?
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: IrishOne on May 22, 2011, 10:24:18 AM
:O
But, but, I'm just working to be, like, a great pilot.   :angel:

then quiet down and do it!   your words aren't going to make you better.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 22, 2011, 10:32:33 AM
 :old: and so it shall be.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: olds442 on May 23, 2011, 04:27:11 PM
:old: and so it shall be.
midaqua first says : IM A AWESOME FPH!
then :i will get better, forgive me...
 i like this tread...
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: pervert on May 23, 2011, 05:00:24 PM
Don't see the big problem with Midway here, yeah hes a bit mouthy but always in the thick of it and unafraid to fight. You can always just squelch someone if their 200 annoys you  :aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: crazyivan on May 23, 2011, 05:30:49 PM
Don't see the big problem with Midway here, yeah hes a bit mouthy but always in the thick of it and unafraid to fight. You can always just squelch someone if their 200 annoys you  :aok
Really Pervert, really? :t
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JOACH1M on May 23, 2011, 05:32:24 PM
midaqua first says : IM A AWESOME FPH!
then :i will get better, forgive me...
 i like this tread...
:headscratch:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Zoney on May 23, 2011, 05:39:45 PM
Zoneys observation on Midway:

When treated with respect, he returns the respect.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: CAP1 on May 23, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
Zoneys observation on Midway:

When treated with respect, he returns the respect.

so what you;re saying, is that he doesn't appreciate it when someone gives him something? seeing as he returns it?  :devil :noid :bolt:
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JOACH1M on May 23, 2011, 05:54:33 PM
Zoneys observation on Midway:

When treated with respect, he returns the respect.
Thats how I role...
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: mechanic on May 23, 2011, 06:26:40 PM
Zoneys observation on Midway:

When treated with respect, he returns the respect.


Never had any trouble from him myself either.

Some fun duels with him in the past. Keen to learn and humble.

Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: 2bighorn on May 23, 2011, 06:29:44 PM
humble.

No such thing in AH
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Tordon22 on May 23, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
Oh come now. I know you've met del
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: JOACH1M on May 23, 2011, 08:06:26 PM
Oh come now. I know you've met del
:)   Hoss is another story...
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: CAP1 on May 23, 2011, 08:19:34 PM

Never had any trouble from him myself either.

Some fun duels with him in the past. Keen to learn and humble.



speaking of humble..ain't seen anything from him lately.......
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: crazyivan on May 24, 2011, 02:16:08 PM
Joach1m, I thought you retired from AH, not to long ago! :rofl :noid

Really Joachim, Really?
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Shuffler on May 24, 2011, 03:51:44 PM

Never had any trouble from him myself either.

Some fun duels with him in the past. Keen to learn and humble.



I don't ever remember fighting him. I can tell you from monitoring 200 that the bold word in your quote is not on his plate. He yaps more than a bus load of kids on the last day of school. lol
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Midway on May 24, 2011, 04:11:41 PM
I don't ever remember fighting him. I can tell you from monitoring 200 that the bold word in your quote is not on his plate. He yaps more than a bus load of kids on the last day of school. lol

I look forward to meeting you in the skies, Shuffler.  Should be fun.   :salute

re: yaps  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: ink on May 24, 2011, 04:41:39 PM
I look forward to meeting you in the skies, Shuffler.  Should be fun.   :salute

re: yaps  :rofl :rofl :rofl

it would be good for you to fight Shuff....the only way to get better is fighting someone better  :aok
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: mechanic on May 24, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
No such thing in AH


No humble people perhaps but certainly humble behaviour, at times, is possible.

Hey Shuff, Ch200 is never a good place to see anyone.  :D
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: BnZs on May 24, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Mid's BS seems pretty harmless.
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Shuffler on May 25, 2011, 01:47:10 PM

No humble people perhaps but certainly humble behaviour, at times, is possible.

Hey Shuff, Ch200 is never a good place to see anyone.  :D

... hear.... see..... oh read  :P
Title: Re: <S> my fallen Fighter Pilot Hero
Post by: Tyrannis on May 25, 2011, 03:30:22 PM
succesful troll was.....very successful  :huh