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Title: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Ninthmessiah on May 18, 2011, 03:24:38 AM
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated. Wishlist...

1.   Pimp my ride:  I want my pink spit9 to have spinners and hydros that make it bounce on the runway. I want limousine tinted glass canopies.  I want to be able to buy custom skins with my perk points from some sort of custom skin shop.  The tips of my wings should have streamers.  I want neked ladies on my flaps like truck drivers have on their mud flaps.  I want dice that hang the wrong way when I roll inverted.  I want a magnetic hula girl too. 

2.  This game is racist:  I want Japanese pilots in the Japanese planes that yell "Yokuatsu roku!" instead of "Check six."  I want black pilots that yell "Break yo' self!" instead too.  Or how about "Überprüfen Sie sechs!"?

3.  Sunglasses:  The sunglare is ridiculous.  Didn't pilots have sunglasses in WWII?

4. Damage report on GVs like planes have.

5. Pilot Wounding:  I hate the way its modeled.  It's annoying.  A pilot wound should start a black hue, similar to a light G load,  at the edge of your screen that slowly engulfs your entire screen as you die.  Kind of like how it would happen in real life.  None of this passout/wakeup/passout/wakeup nonsense.

6.  Halloween:  On Halloween, I want to be able to fly the Batplane from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  I want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Or at least do an awesome hammerhead against the backdrop of the moon.  To keep things historically accurate, this plane should have 4 .50s and be succeptible to small arms fire.  And while I'm dreaming, why not have the Batmobile on halloween too?  I'd prefer the Batmobile from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  You know, the one with grenades for lugnuts.

7. Vomit:  If you roll your plane needlessly for an insanely ridiculous amount of time, your pilot should puke. And it should show the way blood spatter currently shows.

8.  I really want the Batplane!

7. But why stop at Halloween?:  Can we have a sleigh on Christmas?  Can I ride on the back of Falcore on Easter?

9.  Nukes:  You should be able to buy nukes with 1,000,000 perk points.  This nuke should be capable of destroying the city and its surrounding factories. 

10.  Man, the Batplane would be so awesome!:  Other MMOs have holdiday events.  Just sayin.

11.  Bases:  This game has way too many bases in some of the larger maps.  I started playing in Feb. of this year [2011].  Maybe there was a time when all these bases were needed, but as of now, it just makes for boring flight times.

12.  Desert Maps:  Why are there no North African Desert maps?  Wasn't there some fighting done in the desert?  Such a map would not be flat, it would have rolling dunes that would be difficult to ditch on.

That's it for now.  Let's focus on getting the Batplane ready by halloween.

Messiah out.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Lusche on May 18, 2011, 04:44:49 AM
Or how about "Überprüfen Sie sechs!"?


Must be a drunk German... or an enemy imposter  :noid
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: VonMessa on May 18, 2011, 05:01:06 AM

Must be a drunk German... or an enemy imposter  :noid

LOL
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: iron650 on May 18, 2011, 06:30:12 AM
3.  Sunglasses:  The sunglare is ridiculous.  Didn't pilots have sunglasses in WWII?

They wore goggles.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: EskimoJoe on May 18, 2011, 06:35:33 AM
I think skuzzy will eventually pimp your exit strategy  :bolt:
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: jolly22 on May 18, 2011, 06:39:01 AM
hi
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Meatwad on May 18, 2011, 06:50:14 AM
I see summer vacation started
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Noir on May 18, 2011, 06:54:16 AM
I like 5 & 7

I changed my check 6 sound to a japanese one ^^

IN  :rock
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: skorpion on May 18, 2011, 07:03:36 AM
hmm...that list was INtresting.

#5 and #7

maybe #1
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Dragon Tamer on May 18, 2011, 08:55:05 AM
I think he wants a bat plane... I'll see if I can skin something for you to fly offline to keep you happy.

Number 5 is kind of a good idea but I like the way it is set up now so that you can actually land your plane if you get a pilot wound.

I have no clue why they haven't put sunglasses (sun goggles, same difference) in the planes yet.

I completely support the Nuke idea but make it 2M points instead (won't have to deal with those 10 year vets who have racked up perks)

I also like the idea of a desert map, it does get a little boring flying when all the maps look the same other than base locations and the occasional mountain.

As for the Santa, one of my squadies told me that there already is a Santa in game on xmas but I have never seen it so I can't confirm.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: gyrene81 on May 18, 2011, 09:54:49 AM
amazing how someone who started in february has all the answers...must be squeaker time again  :rolleyes:


#2 you can do yourself...just ask around, there are sound packs with everything but homey yellin break yo self...aside from the fact that comment alone is racist, educate yo self.

#3 nothing new, just don't fly with the sun at direct 12...sunglasses or tinted goggles wouldn't help much in that case anyway.

#4 the way pilot wounds work though annoying, is fine the way it is...could be more granular rather than always fatal after 10 minutes...never been wounded so i have no frame of reference what it should look like...and i'm willing to be neither have you.

#7 aside from a hangover or sickness, why would a pilot vomit during a violent aerial maneuver? and why would it be bloody?
you have the number 7 twice by the way...

#9 yeah right...  :rofl

#11 obviously you haven't been around long enough to understand most of the dynamics of main arenas...ask more questions before coming up with what you believe to be "brilliant ideas". look at the maps that cycle through the main arenas carefully and you will see some reason to the rhyme.

#12 you want desert terrain, here ya go...http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/board,61.0.html (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/board,61.0.html)


good luck...
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: MachFly on May 18, 2011, 10:44:04 AM
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated. Wishlist...

1.   Pimp my ride:  I want my pink spit9 to have spinners and hydros that make it bounce on the runway. I want limousine tinted glass canopies.  I want to be able to buy custom skins with my perk points from some sort of custom skin shop.  The tips of my wings should have streamers.  I want neked ladies on my flaps like truck drivers have on their mud flaps.  I want dice that hang the wrong way when I roll inverted.  I want a magnetic hula girl too.  

2.  This game is racist:  I want Japanese pilots in the Japanese planes that yell "Yokuatsu roku!" instead of "Check six."  I want black pilots that yell "Break yo' self!" instead too.  Or how about "Überprüfen Sie sechs!"?

3.  Sunglasses:  The sunglare is ridiculous.  Didn't pilots have sunglasses in WWII?

4. Damage report on GVs like planes have.

5. Pilot Wounding:  I hate the way its modeled.  It's annoying.  A pilot wound should start a black hue, similar to a light G load,  at the edge of your screen that slowly engulfs your entire screen as you die.  Kind of like how it would happen in real life.  None of this passout/wakeup/passout/wakeup nonsense.

6.  Halloween:  On Halloween, I want to be able to fly the Batplane from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  I want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Or at least do an awesome hammerhead against the backdrop of the moon.  To keep things historically accurate, this plane should have 4 .50s and be succeptible to small arms fire.  And while I'm dreaming, why not have the Batmobile on halloween too?  I'd prefer the Batmobile from the first Batman with Michael Keaton.  You know, the one with grenades for lugnuts.

7. Vomit:  If you roll your plane needlessly for an insanely ridiculous amount of time, your pilot should puke. And it should show the way blood spatter currently shows.

8.  I really want the Batplane!

7. But why stop at Halloween?:  Can we have a sleigh on Christmas?  Can I ride on the back of Falcore on Easter?

9.  Nukes:  You should be able to buy nukes with 1,000,000 perk points.  This nuke should be capable of destroying the city and its surrounding factories.  

10.  Man, the Batplane would be so awesome!:  Other MMOs have holdiday events.  Just sayin.

11.  Bases:  This game has way too many bases in some of the larger maps.  I started playing in Feb. of this year [2011].  Maybe there was a time when all these bases were needed, but as of now, it just makes for boring flight times.

12.  Desert Maps:  Why are there no North African Desert maps?  Wasn't there some fighting done in the desert?  Such a map would not be flat, it would have rolling dunes that would be difficult to ditch on.

That's it for now.  Let's focus on getting the Batplane ready by halloween.

Messiah out.

1. I think AH is not for you.

2. You can do that yourself.

3. Technically you can put those on yourself as well.

4. It's been there for as long as I remember.

5. Are you speaking for experience? Because I have no idea what it looks & feels like when your slowly die, in my opinion what HTC did is realistic.

6. I think AH is not for you.

7. Those are pilots in those planes, not kids. If you think you would not hangle it don't fly inverted for so long and don't pull Gs, or you can try vomiting yourself  :D.

8. Already done, but you can't fly it.

9. I think AH is not for you.

10. I think AH is not for you.

11. I think AH is not for you.

12. They are there, just not used in MA.


SQUEAK!  :rock



Seriously though, try searching for forums for your ideas. Most of them were already asked, and we do get alien space ships & flying sharks from time to time.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Raphael on May 18, 2011, 11:15:25 AM
12 - you should have been there last FSO
(http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/301/300594/snapshot.png)
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: JOACH1M on May 18, 2011, 11:18:51 AM
I see summer vacation started
:rofl
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Raphael on May 18, 2011, 11:43:35 AM
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated.
I think AH is not for you.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: guncrasher on May 18, 2011, 01:04:56 PM
I like #1.  if the p38 can have a blender and the la7 a bottle of vodka why not make the pink spit bounce up and down the runway while taking off.

batplane would be a good match for the claws that come flying around unexpectedly.

semp
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: fbEagle on May 18, 2011, 02:59:06 PM
wow...  :eek:
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Penguin on May 18, 2011, 03:04:39 PM
Come on guys, lay off the poor kid. You were squeakers once, and to treat him this way is hypocritical. So what if he asked for something that goes against the grain of the game, at least he's trying.  ;) 

-Penguin

P.S. Welcome to the boards, enjoy your stay, I'm Penguin, one of the resident squeakers here, along with F22RaptorDude and Plawranc.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: gyrene81 on May 18, 2011, 03:16:45 PM
P.S. Welcome to the boards, enjoy your stay, I'm Penguin, one of the resident squeakers here, along with F22RaptorDude and Plawranc.
plawranc is the smart one...no joke...the others just buzz around making noise


p.s.
you forgot some penguin
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Plawranc on May 18, 2011, 04:17:07 PM
Im flattered Gyrene. But sometimes I wonder if thats a great achievement considering the competitions level of intellectual inquiry.

Haha, and for once penguin and I can agree, I remember being as dumb as this guy, but hey. Give him a few weeks, he will either...

A. Realise he is being dumb and growup and get moving

or

B. Chuck a Hissy fit when we give him crap. QQ and quit.

or

C. Turns into an Asbatt and gives us someone to troll


All in all its a win all round. :devil
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Motherland on May 18, 2011, 04:22:30 PM
I don't see why'd you'd make fun of him, we have half of the stuff he's asking for, including the Christmas sleigh and special planes for certain occasions. The Batmobile is no more silly than the Claw, Superfokker, Great Pumpkin, Santa's sleigh, the RV8 with the miniguns...
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Ninthmessiah on May 18, 2011, 05:16:12 PM
Jaded  2: made dull, apathetic, or cynical by experience or by surfeit

Have you ever suffered massive bloodloss?  I have.  It's not modeled correctly.

Need more pulling for the batplane.

Haven't seen a black or jap pilot, but I'll check again.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: JOACH1M on May 18, 2011, 05:18:32 PM
I couldn't find a big enough facepalm photo for this thread...
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: skorpion on May 18, 2011, 05:22:32 PM
+1 :lol
I couldn't find a big enough facepalm photo for this thread...
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Oddball-CAF on May 18, 2011, 05:39:18 PM

Pimp my ride, indeed! Here's my tricked-out P47D-40

(http://www.the-47-ronin.org/ronin-bios/Odds-P47D40-32Kcolors.jpg)
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: MachFly on May 18, 2011, 06:26:12 PM
I couldn't find a big enough facepalm photo for this thread...

 :rofl
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Raphael on May 18, 2011, 07:09:05 PM
wheel needs more bling

Also a tv somewhere
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: iron650 on May 18, 2011, 07:19:58 PM
Historical accuracy and realism is overrated.

I believe Aces High is a WWII Combat Simulator.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Raphael on May 18, 2011, 07:35:26 PM
exactly what i meant in the double quote post.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: guncrasher on May 18, 2011, 08:02:28 PM
I believe Aces High is a WWII Combat Simulator.

explain the claw, ww1 arena.

semp

Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Ninthmessiah on May 18, 2011, 08:27:07 PM
Love the lo-pros on that p47.  Is that tailwheel an 8"? The pachuco in the cockpit was a nice touch.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Pigslilspaz on May 18, 2011, 08:32:45 PM
Love the lo-pros on that p47.  Is that tailwheel an 8"? The pachuco in the cockpit was a nice touch.

Folks, there's no hope for him. Just keep moving.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Raphael on May 18, 2011, 09:35:17 PM
 :aok
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Shiva on May 18, 2011, 10:47:01 PM
I like #1.  if the p38 can have a blender and the la7 a bottle of vodka why not make the pink spit bounce up and down the runway while taking off.
No, what we need is the ice cream maker ordnance loadout for the F4U -- it was a late-war field modification, a five-gallon can with a wind-driven spinner connected to a rotor inside the can; with one mounted under each wing, the pilot would take off and climb to high altitude for a period of time, then return with the fresh-churned ice cream.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Plawranc on May 19, 2011, 02:52:14 AM
I know what we need.

we neeed.....

(http://www.ronpatrickstuff.com/images/AB12_15_05copy.jpg)

AFTERBURNERS!
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: moochin on May 19, 2011, 04:07:50 AM
Interesting replies ranging from 'you're a tard who'll learn or go away', right up to 'you're a racist'.

Is it at all possible, with careful stretching of imagination, tjavascript:void(0);hat we could look at the op's first post and accept it with maybe a hint of tongue in cheek???

And by the way, it's not racist to emulate the way a black guy speaks, any more than it is to do a deep south accent, or a Cherman one.

 :bolt:
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: phatzo on May 19, 2011, 04:21:48 AM
or putn' shut on enzuders
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: bortas1 on May 19, 2011, 05:43:51 AM
Pimp my ride, indeed! Here's my tricked-out P47D-40

(http://www.the-47-ronin.org/ronin-bios/Odds-P47D40-32Kcolors.jpg)
lol  :rofl thats really colorfull i like it  :salute
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: iron650 on May 19, 2011, 06:16:25 AM
explain the claw, ww1 arena.

semp



Claw = Special Event  WWI arena = Leads up to the second World War
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: VonMessa on May 19, 2011, 07:12:18 AM
#1:  I believe that the meaning of "IN" has escaped most of the folks that have used it in this thread.  Escaped them at wrap speed.

#2:  If anyone has taken the OP seriously, there is counseling available for you.

#3:  For those of you talking about squeeker season, please do not try to pretend that physically aging in the past few years has made you more mature and subsequently has somehow elevated your social status.  You have ensconced yourselves in a community of grown men and women that are all playing make-believe pilot for a few hours per week.  Being older and better at this game will not help you to get laid more often.  In fact, admitting that you play this game may prevent you from getting laid as much.

#4: I have a wave file of Chris Tucker saying "Break yo' self, fool" that I occasionally use as a check 6 sound  :rock


And this could not be more true...

I don't see why'd you'd make fun of him, we have half of the stuff he's asking for, including the Christmas sleigh and special planes for certain occasions. The Batmobile is no more silly than the Claw, Superfokker, Great Pumpkin, Santa's sleigh, the RV8 with the miniguns...
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Dragon on May 19, 2011, 12:11:21 PM
Pimp my ride, indeed! Here's my tricked-out P47D-40

(http://www.the-47-ronin.org/ronin-bios/Odds-P47D40-32Kcolors.jpg)


Waffle, PLEASE!

 :x
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: iron650 on May 19, 2011, 02:29:59 PM
7. But why stop at Halloween?:  Can we have a sleigh on Christmas?  Can I ride on the back of Falcore on Easter?

9.  Nukes:  You should be able to buy nukes with 1,000,000 perk points.  This nuke should be capable of destroying the city and its surrounding factories.  

Why's there two 7s?  :O  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: gyrene81 on May 19, 2011, 04:22:44 PM
And by the way, it's not racist to emulate the way a black guy speaks, any more than it is to do a deep south accent, or a Cherman one.
you sure about that? how exactly does "a black guy speak"??? a few people around my office are wanting to know since they don't speak in the manner you're insinuating.
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: VonMessa on May 19, 2011, 04:47:08 PM
you sure about that? how exactly does "a black guy speak"??? a few people around my office are wanting to know since they don't speak in the manner you're insinuating.

Come to Philly.

There are all forms of language, accents and dialect here  :D
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: gyrene81 on May 19, 2011, 05:06:57 PM
Come to Philly.

There are all forms of language, accents and dialect here  :D
i live in milwaukee man...it's not much better and even this idiot sounded like he was ghetto and he didn't know what the word meant...
(http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/v/vanilla_ice/az_official/281x211.jpg)
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Vadjan-Sama on May 19, 2011, 08:15:21 PM
I see summer vacation started


Hell... run to the hills!!
Title: Re: Pimp my ride!
Post by: Debrody on May 19, 2011, 08:25:18 PM
Pimp my ride, indeed! Here's my tricked-out P47D-40

(http://www.the-47-ronin.org/ronin-bios/Odds-P47D40-32Kcolors.jpg)
haha supercharger and naked babe, the 60s rocked  :aok
this threads gunna be epic