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Title: Zombie attack?
Post by: jolly22 on May 18, 2011, 09:00:42 PM
Just messin around, but what kind of guns and where would you go and how many people would you have with you to survive?

Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: ink on May 18, 2011, 09:02:41 PM
would much rather have a Katana.....or a bastard sword. :D

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Post by: redman555 on May 18, 2011, 09:13:00 PM
My Scoped Mosin Nagant, my Benelli shotgun (Us italians make the best shotguns), my three throwing knives, 4 inch pocket knife, 4 foot axe, and....a baseball bat with nails in the end.

-BigBOBCH
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 18, 2011, 09:16:56 PM
I need one female(for use if I live after ;) ) I need a banjo, a Baseball bat with barbed wire on the end. A .50 sniper rifle and 200 clips of ammo for it, and machete, a revolver, and possible a crane and piano :D sorry I have a big wish list  :devil
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Post by: 100Coogn on May 18, 2011, 09:18:02 PM
I would like to have that chic from Resident Evil.
Let her do the bull-work.  Plus, she was pretty easy on the eyes.
Don't forget what happened to the guy at the end of 'Night of the Living Dead'

Coogan
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Maverick on May 18, 2011, 09:19:48 PM
There are 3 probable guns to have, a pistol, a shot gun and a rifle. Looking at the theoretical EOTWAWKI with a zombie pestilence I would look at it differently. I would have a hi cap 9mm, a 12 gauge pump and a .22 rifle. That is assuming I have a vehicle to carry them and me. If not then I am going for a smaller .22 rifle by itself and a brick of ammo with the pistol and a couple extra mags. The 22 is easy to shoot, not as loud as the shotgun or pistol and plenty accurate for melon busting at 100 yards. In the case of the zombies, being unseen and unfound is the better option.

Now if you are assuming the fast running zombies, kinda hard to accept given they are zombies after all, then the 12 gauge is better.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 18, 2011, 09:21:10 PM
There are 3 probable guns to have, a pistol, a shot gun and a rifle. Looking at the theoretical EOTWAWKI with a zombie pestilence I would look at it differently. I would have a hi cap 9mm, a 12 gauge pump and a .22 rifle. That is assuming I have a vehicle to carry them and me. If not then I am going for a smaller .22 rifle by itself and a brick of ammo with the pistol and a couple extra mags. The 22 is easy to shoot, not as loud as the shotgun or pistol and plenty accurate for melon busting at 100 yards. In the case of the zombies, being unseen and unfound is the better option.

Now if you are assuming the fast running zombies, kinda hard to accept given they are zombies after all, then the 12 gauge is better.
Hell surviving with guns is easy, but its lasting without food thats the problem people don't think about or describe in zombie movies most of the time.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Maverick on May 18, 2011, 09:33:00 PM
That's one of the reasons I wanted a .22. It's quieter for hunting.
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Post by: M0nkey_Man on May 18, 2011, 09:40:30 PM
do you really think you could carry a .50? then 200 clips of ammo???
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 18, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
do you really think you could carry a .50? then 200 clips of ammo???
I'd pile it on my roof somehow, just give me a day and an unwritten check  :devil
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Post by: AKKuya on May 18, 2011, 09:49:56 PM
I would use a M1 Abrams tank.  Firepower and for fun....

Roll right over them underneath the treads.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 18, 2011, 09:53:46 PM
I would use a M1 Abrams tank.  Firepower and for fun....

Roll right over them underneath the treads.
Gosh dang it! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!!!!  :cry
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: 100Coogn on May 18, 2011, 09:54:31 PM
Hell surviving with guns is easy, but its lasting without food thats the problem people don't think about or describe in zombie movies most of the time.

                                                    ** fixed **

(http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc426/Coogan11/MillaJovovichResidentEvilRedDress22.jpg)

                                                       :x Coogan :x
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 18, 2011, 09:57:19 PM
                                                   ** fixed **

(http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc426/Coogan11/MillaJovovichResidentEvilRedDress22.jpg)

                                                       :x Coogan :x
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Meatwad on May 18, 2011, 10:01:23 PM
Holy bad photoshop, Batman!
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Post by: 100Coogn on May 18, 2011, 10:04:52 PM
Holy bad photoshop, Batman!

Agreed, not my best work, but it get's the point across.
 :lol

Coogan
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Post by: Meatwad on May 18, 2011, 10:06:05 PM
Looks like her thumb rotted off  :rofl
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: 100Coogn on May 18, 2011, 10:07:26 PM
Looks like her thumb rotted off  :rofl

LMAO, I think she was holding a pistol.    :rofl

now I have to go back and look at it  :lol
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Latrobe on May 18, 2011, 10:31:30 PM
If I could only have 1 gun and 1 melee weapon, I'd choose an M1 Carbine and a crowbar. The crowbar is not only a very effective weapon against zombies, but you can also use it pry open locked doors and smash your way through barricades. An AK47 wouldn't be bad either since you won't have to ever worry if your gun will fire or not when the zombies are around you.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: KgB on May 18, 2011, 11:41:04 PM
I would use a M1 Abrams tank.  Firepower and for fun....

Roll right over them underneath the treads.
Fuel runs out in about 4 hours.........
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: 68ZooM on May 18, 2011, 11:59:39 PM
well i would have to take my SKS with the 18inch swingout bayonet ( good for sticking heads) 30 rd clip and the last time i looked about 1400 rounds left in the Can. My Colt 1911 600rds, i do have a Katana and as Ink said i would use that also, for transportion my Truck untill i went to the Armory and grabbed a Humvie with the mini gun mounted on top add some extra armor and protection bars grab a babe and try to survive   :x   :x     wooohooo bring on the Zombies
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: EskimoJoe on May 19, 2011, 12:27:47 AM
Sheesh, none of you would last in a real attack!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bMgwKBBp0JE/TMwk61hxXQI/AAAAAAAADRo/Gtq1wrgVDX4/s1600/Zombie+Survival.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: branch37 on May 19, 2011, 12:35:49 AM
A tommy gun with the 100 round drum, and a shotgun of some kind. Preferably a 12 gauge pump.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tyrannis on May 19, 2011, 03:28:52 AM
most likely walk to the nearest army base
(which is prob fort knox)

find a tank, or some type of armored vehicle, and make that my sorta "home". least it would be secure enough.

then i could run them over, not needing to waste bullets (if said vehicle is easy enough to operate)


then use said tank to break into the army bases armory.


take whats needed, load the tank full of everything.


drive off into the sunset playing some AC/DC's "highway to hell"
 :cool:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Pigslilspaz on May 19, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
a .22 Handgun, for longer ranges, something that runs on NATO rounds (probably the easiest to come across), and a good whacking tool. Me, my girlfriend and a couple friends (read: 5-6 man zombie party) have always made sure that we'd be ready come Z-day. Sort of as a joke, but we'd be more ready than others. You definitely do not need a large weapon, just something that will do the job quickly, efficiently and if need be, quietly.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 19, 2011, 06:13:04 AM
Because our military is so efficient at killing I wouldnt need any special weapons as they would be all wiped out already.
A successful movie like zombie attack is virtually impossible.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 06:23:05 AM
Fuel runs out in about 4 hours.........
Only draw back with that tank.... well have fun running em over for 4 hours, then shoot up what you can then kill yourself in a giant explosion :D
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 19, 2011, 07:04:10 AM
what would i take?

pistol, .44 mag probably.
rifle, M16-3 round burst to the face
shotgun, 20 gauge. does the job so why go bigger with no extra killing power?
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: AKKuya on May 19, 2011, 07:04:59 AM
Fuel runs out in about 4 hours.........

Realistically with a Zombie outbreak, there will be plenty of fuel and gas around to siphon off from.  Then plan a route to visit police stations, armories, pawn shops, and hunting/fishing stores to gather weapons and ammo.  Finally, stock up on twinkies from grocery stors and gas stations along with other non-perishable foods.

Twinkies will be the future standard in money for trading along with gold, silver, jewels, and Playboy magazines.  :D
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: warhed on May 19, 2011, 08:39:59 AM
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Post by: Becinhu on May 19, 2011, 09:59:39 AM
Just need my boomstick and a chainsaw.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: AKKuya on May 19, 2011, 10:05:59 AM
Just need my boomstick and a chainsaw.

Ash rulz!!!
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Post by: grizz441 on May 19, 2011, 10:13:55 AM
Actually, the Center for Disease Control just released emergency instructions yesterday in case of a zombie outbreak (no joke). 

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/cdcs-blog-post-about-zombies-proves-apocalyptic-website-131795

I would link to their website if the increased traffic volume to read the instructions didn't crash their server.
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Post by: 4deck on May 19, 2011, 10:35:55 AM
Well, I wouldn't go gun. Maybe for a bit, but ammo would be a pain in the arse. And lugging ammo and a gun, plus gear would be tiresome. I play Fallout, and use very hardcore mods to similate it. So heres what I what I would prefer. I would have a 9mm though, because I feel ammo for that would be more easily to find.


(http://www.hanzoswords.com/assets/images/bushmaster_survival_knife_uc212.jpg)

(http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk458/ghostrider775/glock.jpg)

(http://cdn5.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/photos-crossbow-xl-armbrust-twinbow-ii-1230.jpg)

Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Yossarian on May 19, 2011, 11:04:45 AM
I'd buy a very large blimp with a farm containing wheat and cows attached.
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
I'd buy a very large blimp with a farm containing wheat and cows attached.
That'd be huge as crap!
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: grizz441 on May 19, 2011, 11:55:01 AM
That'd be huge as crap!

Very feasible though.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 11:59:18 AM
Very feasible though.
Would take alot of gas, I mean A LOTof gas to keep it up
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: grizz441 on May 19, 2011, 12:07:21 PM
Would take alot of gas, I mean A LOTof gas to keep it up

Nah
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 12:08:26 PM
Nah
How so?
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: grizz441 on May 19, 2011, 12:09:11 PM
How so?

Farms don't weigh that much.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: AKKuya on May 19, 2011, 12:23:20 PM
I'd buy a very large blimp with a farm containing wheat and cows attached.

While you're safe in the blimp, you're cows are being eaten by the zombies.

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Post by: greens on May 19, 2011, 12:24:08 PM
Id have a P-51 for attack n a 110 on da side with a Osty for ground attack and that modifed hercules for total destruction.
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Post by: TOMCAT21 on May 19, 2011, 12:51:10 PM
My .45's , hockey stick and my Tomahawk.
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Post by: 68ZooM on May 19, 2011, 01:57:08 PM
Find survivors and live on an Aircraft Carrier would be a good choice also
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Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 01:58:44 PM
Find survivors and live on an Aircraft Carrier would be a good choice also
I was going to suggest that, but with all that space, the virus or a zombie could easily sneak aboard and it would be just like Alien. :uhoh
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: AKKuya on May 19, 2011, 02:14:51 PM
With my tank's firepower and protection, I'll tow an armored RV behind me with sexy female survivors.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: StokesAk on May 19, 2011, 02:58:44 PM
An M24 with countless clips of ammo, and a nice place to sit up high.

some sunglasses too
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tyrannis on May 19, 2011, 03:02:38 PM
Find survivors and live on an Aircraft Carrier would be a good choice also
just curious, but have you played Fallout 3?


Survivors of the nuclear Apocalypse in D.C  actually took shelter in an aircraft carrier, and turned it into a city.

a crazy scientist blew the front of the AC off tho. so its half its original size.

you can find the ship in the DC harbor. you can board it aswell. its a major trade city. its usually where i went to trade my salvage in for some good guns&armor.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Rivet_City
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Raptor on May 19, 2011, 03:18:08 PM
Good News.

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released a  Zombie Apocolypse guide.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: 33Vortex on May 19, 2011, 03:23:58 PM
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/zombies-20101219-095913.jpg)
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Post by: Yossarian on May 19, 2011, 03:24:53 PM
While you're safe in the blimp, you're cows are being eaten by the zombies.



Hell no, the cows would be in the blimp with me.

And I'd also need some sheeps and womens for good measure.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 19, 2011, 03:29:48 PM
just curious, but have you played Fallout 3?


Survivors of the nuclear Apocalypse in D.C  actually took shelter in an aircraft carrier, and turned it into a city.

a crazy scientist blew the front of the AC off tho. so its half its original size.

you can find the ship in the DC harbor. you can board it aswell. its a major trade city. its usually where i went to trade my salvage in for some good guns&armor.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Rivet_City
eww...rivet city? i go to either the brotherhood of steels base (forgot the name its been that long :lol) or i just go into megaton. also have you tried the alien blaster-freedom rifle glitch at the outcast base? i got over 5k stimpacks and over 100k rds for my xualong assault rifle
[/hijack]

anyways i think that the CDC released that as a joke...i mean, cmon, when is a zombie apocolypse gonna happen? its all fictional...
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Post by: Yossarian on May 19, 2011, 03:32:24 PM
anyways i think that the CDC released that as a joke...i mean, cmon, when is a zombie apocolypse gonna happen? its all fictional...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/aug/18/zombie-carpenter-ant-fungus (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/aug/18/zombie-carpenter-ant-fungus)

O RLY?



 ;)
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 03:33:13 PM
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/zombies-20101219-095913.jpg)
Hmmm, one mag of ammo in each gun and i'm assuming the pump action is at max, but I see no spare ammo  :uhoh
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: fbEagle on May 19, 2011, 03:48:37 PM
well as crazy as it sounds my friends and i actually do have a plan for when this happens. I have a pilots license so im taking my .45, .357mag, 30-06, and 12guage with as much ammo as i can carry and meeting everyone at the school. we figure the cell towers will me up for at least a couple o hours so were able to communicate. Then were going to the airport and im going to fly us and our equipment down to the nearest military base. then we will bust out a ac-130 and take that down to nellis or maybe edwards. Who knows! Then we will steel a B-52 or something of that type and load up a few humvees and break into the armory. We're goona take everything we can and keep flying from base to base to refuel and stock up. all the while manning the radios to listen for the "Zombie refugee camp"  Its Fool Proof!!!  :airplane:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: ink on May 19, 2011, 04:00:54 PM
I got what I would need :D

never worry about running out of ammo.
besides most you guys would be Zombies so I would have to humanly put you all down :t

(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w246/fieldsofink/Picture040-2.jpg)
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Post by: Penguin on May 19, 2011, 04:02:33 PM
The odds of a zombie attack on a huge scale are slim at best, because the areas would likely be quarantined quickly.  However, for those within the quarantine, survival would depend on just how hard the government is going to bomb that area.  That's something many seem to ignore; a zombie attack would require immense complacency on the part of everyone to spread and fester.

I'm not old enough to use a gun, but I would pack my backpack with a wrench (good reach for cracking skulls), a box cutter (since we have no sheathed knives in the house), cash (to buy things if people still feel that it's valid), my papers (in case of blockades), a bottle of water (to quench my thirst), lunch (to sate my hunger), my cell phone, and change of clothes.

I would head up to the police station with my family, holding my hands above my head while shouting, "WE ARE NOT ZOMBIES, DON'T SHOOT", and hide out there.  I won't pretend to have any more experience with firearms than airsofting would give me, and try to find out where we can go next.

Remember, you go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had.  A knife that you've used your whole life will be of much better use than that brand-spanking-new AR-15.

-Penguin
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: PFactorDave on May 19, 2011, 04:04:59 PM
I got what I would need :D

never worry about running out of ammo.
besides most you guys would be Zombies so I would have to humanly put you all down :t

(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w246/fieldsofink/Picture040-2.jpg)

Dude, I think the zombies will just leave you the hell alone!   :D
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Post by: Yossarian on May 19, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
well as crazy as it sounds my friends and i actually do have a plan for when this happens. I have a pilots license so im taking my .45, .357mag, 30-06, and 12guage with as much ammo as i can carry and meeting everyone at the school. we figure the cell towers will me up for at least a couple o hours so were able to communicate. Then were going to the airport and im going to fly us and our equipment down to the nearest military base. then we will bust out a ac-130 and take that down to nellis or maybe edwards. Who knows! Then we will steel a B-52 or something of that type and load up a few humvees and break into the armory. We're goona take everything we can and keep flying from base to base to refuel and stock up. all the while manning the radios to listen for the "Zombie refugee camp"  Its Fool Proof!!!  :airplane:

I think the general idea of a zombie attack is that you actually try and survive it, rather than die as soon as possible while trying to be as badass as possible (which would frankly be kinda useless, as the zombies would have absolutely no idea about the concept of 'badassery' - not to say that the loss of badassery would be a loss worth mentioning, of course).

 :old:

And anyway, you can't be badass without a claymore, a longbow and bagpipes - otherwise you'll always be beaten by a certain Jack Churchill.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tupac on May 19, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8GJbAAr1DY8/TPPbhpKtYFI/AAAAAAAACHM/LN6CrO4d_nA/s1600/zombieland-bill-murray-2.jpg)

Pretend to be a zombie, like Bill Murray
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 04:09:04 PM
well as crazy as it sounds my friends and i actually do have a plan for when this happens. I have a pilots license so im taking my .45, .357mag, 30-06, and 12guage with as much ammo as i can carry and meeting everyone at the school. we figure the cell towers will me up for at least a couple o hours so were able to communicate. Then were going to the airport and im going to fly us and our equipment down to the nearest military base. then we will bust out a ac-130 and take that down to nellis or maybe edwards. Who knows! Then we will steel a B-52 or something of that type and load up a few humvees and break into the armory. We're goona take everything we can and keep flying from base to base to refuel and stock up. all the while manning the radios to listen for the "Zombie refugee camp"  Its Fool Proof!!!  :airplane:
well the part about the cell phones is even wrong, the cell towers would be overwhelmed with frantic calls and such.

Dude, I think the zombies will just leave you the hell alone!   :D
Second!  :rofl

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8GJbAAr1DY8/TPPbhpKtYFI/AAAAAAAACHM/LN6CrO4d_nA/s1600/zombieland-bill-murray-2.jpg)

Pretend to be a zombie, like Bill Murray
That works too! well Until people mistake you for a real zombie and your killed. but yeah :lol
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: ink on May 19, 2011, 04:14:37 PM
Zombieland was awesome :aok

"My momma always told me I would be good at something...."
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: TOMCAT21 on May 19, 2011, 04:23:02 PM
INK, you look like Lemmy from Motorhead..
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: ink on May 19, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
INK, you look like Lemmy from Motorhead..

haha, I get the you look like Rob Zombie, more then anything, haha I had one guy say I look more like Rob Zombie then Rob Zombie :rofl
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: mbailey on May 19, 2011, 04:27:36 PM


some sunglasses too

  :lol
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Plawranc on May 19, 2011, 04:58:27 PM
I vote all of us get together

(http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_B-52_Ordnance_Display_lg.jpg)

Im pretty sure given a few hours of Clarksonesque shouting and blundering we could get this baby to work

 :x
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tyrannis on May 19, 2011, 05:18:18 PM
I vote all of us get together

(http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_B-52_Ordnance_Display_lg.jpg)

Im pretty sure given a few hours of Clarksonesque shouting and blundering we could get this baby to work

 :x
i call shotgun  :airplane:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 06:53:26 PM
I vote all of us get together

(http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_B-52_Ordnance_Display_lg.jpg)

Im pretty sure given a few hours of Clarksonesque shouting and blundering we could get this baby to work

 :x
I wanna fly!  :joystick:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 19, 2011, 07:02:42 PM
i call shotgun  :airplane:
i call pilot!
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Plawranc on May 19, 2011, 07:17:45 PM
Bombadier
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: redman555 on May 19, 2011, 07:26:21 PM
Hey its ink ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e5cqe_JE0Q

-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
Radar Operator
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: jolly22 on May 19, 2011, 07:33:52 PM
Since we all know how to fly a plane.....We should all team up and pick a plane and go shoot stuff :)
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: DREDIOCK on May 19, 2011, 07:34:03 PM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: jolly22 on May 19, 2011, 07:34:31 PM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.

Ever thought about having some fun?
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tyrannis on May 19, 2011, 07:54:31 PM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.
someone took this thread a little too seriously.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on May 19, 2011, 07:57:55 PM
You find a army depot, you fuel and arm up a m1a1, use all the fuel running over everything, use the 120mm smooth bore He's to blow up everything, use the .50's and .30 up top to put holes in everything, before gauge hits E role on back to army depot, refuel rearm, head back out, use a chopper "if anyone can pilot it" to escape said army depot and land at another, risne and repeat, use base facilitys to S.S.S.



Live long and kill lots of the undead. :rock


Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: EskimoJoe on May 19, 2011, 08:17:21 PM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.

You're going to be the idiot when you don't know the standard procedure
for retaliating against a zombie infestation! Don't worry, we'll use you as
zomb-bait.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 19, 2011, 09:08:49 PM
You're going to be the idiot when you don't know the standard procedure
for retaliating against a zombie infestation! Don't worry, we'll use you as
zomb-bait.
:rofl :rofl :rofl well put my friend!
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: ink on May 19, 2011, 11:12:44 PM
You're going to be the idiot when you don't know the standard procedure
for retaliating against a zombie infestation! Don't worry, we'll use you as
zomb-bait.


 :rofl
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: grizz441 on May 20, 2011, 12:46:55 AM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.

You're right.  The government is filled with idiots cuz some people were having fun in a zombie thread on the aces high bulletin board.  That correlation is crystal clear.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Plawranc on May 20, 2011, 05:18:29 AM
Hehehe, even better Idea.

(http://www.zombieplace.com/ZombieWeapons/aa12-zombie.jpg)

Two each Gentlemen? and Ladies if Betty and Shegotya want in  :rock

 :devil
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 20, 2011, 06:42:15 AM
Hehehe, even better Idea.

(http://www.zombieplace.com/ZombieWeapons/aa12-zombie.jpg)

Two each Gentlemen? and Ladies if Betty and Shegotya want in  :rock

 :devil
My god.....  :O
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Yossarian on May 20, 2011, 08:31:48 AM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.

Completely agree, even if this isn't the thread for it.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: 7super61 on May 20, 2011, 12:19:12 PM
a plane that can chop them into bit with the prop when i run them over  :D
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Muzzy on May 20, 2011, 12:45:43 PM
blades don't need reloading.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: PFactorDave on May 20, 2011, 12:50:06 PM
blades don't need reloading.

True, but with firearms you don't have to let them get so close.  Wouldn't want one biting you...

That's not to say I wouldn't carry a blade of some sort, I'm just saying I would use the firearms for as long as possible.  Since I don't own a good katana, I would have to settle for a machete when I run out of ammo.  I keep a lot of ammo on hand though, so it would last for awhile.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Muzzy on May 22, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
Gots a hand and a half and a cutlass....I'm all set in the CQB department, but if I had my choice I'd go for a lightsaber.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 22, 2011, 12:27:45 PM
You need to use blades first to kill off the easy level'd zombies. Then use guns later when the zombies get tuffer and more powerful, I would have thought you people played zombie games on your spare time?  :rofl
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: shegotya on May 23, 2011, 11:56:31 AM
and Ladies if Betty and Shegotya want in  :rock
:devil

 :aok
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 03:06:04 PM
You need to use blades first to kill off the easy level'd zombies. Then use guns later when the zombies get tuffer and more powerful, I would have thought you people played zombie games on your spare time?  :rofl
i dont think that irl zombies would get harder to kill, let alone be waves and levels of them.
:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: PFactorDave on May 23, 2011, 03:35:20 PM
i dont think that irl zombies would get harder to kill, let alone be waves and levels of them.

Agreed.  The way I see it, you use your weapons to keep the zombies as far away from you as possible for a long as possible.  Save the melee weapons for when you are out of ammo and can no longer keep them at a distance.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 03:37:22 PM
Or you could do it like FPSRussia and get ahold of one of these babys  :rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSp7CipN1pw&feature=feedu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSp7CipN1pw&feature=feedu)
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: B-17 on May 23, 2011, 03:47:53 PM
And anyway, you can't be badass without a claymore, a longbow and bagpipes - otherwise you'll always be beaten by a certain Jack Churchill.

AWWW YEAH  :rock bagpipes. i think id get a .50 cal sniper, all the ammo i can carry, get my dads tank (otherwise known as a Ford 1994 Aerostar) find whoevers alive still, and book it to the nearest RCAF base. then, steal some nice small-ish plane...AC-130...and fly down to some USAF base. then improvise.  :D tada!
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: dedalos on May 23, 2011, 04:37:07 PM
Just messin around, but what kind of guns and where would you go and how many people would you have with you to survive?



No guns.  I would just make sure I have a friend who cannot run as fast as me, with me.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Plawranc on May 23, 2011, 06:05:13 PM
to quote Rule #18

My CQCW

(http://baycitysanjuans.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/cast-iron-skillet.jpg)

Big, round, cast iron, when you hit something with this is vibrates all up your arm, you hit a Zombie with this, he aint getting up - Tallahassee
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 06:18:41 PM
to quote Rule #18

My CQCW

(http://baycitysanjuans.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/cast-iron-skillet.jpg)

Big, round, cast iron, when you hit something with this is vibrates all up your arm, you hit a Zombie with this, he aint getting up - Tallahassee
:rofl :rofl well put!
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tyrannis on May 23, 2011, 08:14:56 PM
i dont think that irl zombies would get harder to kill, let alone be waves and levels of them.
:rolleyes:
seems someone didnt get the joke.
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 08:19:03 PM
seems someone didnt get the joke.
 :rolleyes:

seems someone needs to keep out of it.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 08:19:56 PM
Play nice gentlemen  :D
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
Play nice gentlemen  :D
hmm..."play nice"?

i dont do that. because whenever i play, somehow, a baseball bat seems to fly into someones face whenever i try :uhoh
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 08:26:19 PM
hmm..."play nice"?

i dont do that. because whenever i play, somehow, a baseball bat seems to fly into someones face whenever i try :uhoh
Odd cause when I play, somehow a baseball bat lands in someones crotch whenever I try  :bolt:
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 08:26:48 PM
Odd cause when I play, somehow a baseball bad lands in someones crotch whenever I try  :bolt:
ehrm...ouch.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
ehrm...ouch.
Yeah, and thats the reason I don't play baseball, I also have a wicked curve ball ;) I don't do sports that involved speeding objects, other than air soft of course.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 08:29:35 PM
Yeah, and thats the reason I don't play baseball, I also have a wicked curve ball ;) I don't do sports that involved speeding objects, other than air soft of course.
i dont think air soft wars are a sport. i go paintballing with friends every other weekend, thats a sport.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Tyrannis on May 23, 2011, 08:30:24 PM
i dont think air soft wars are a sport. i go paintballing with friends every other weekend, thats a sport.
:huh  :bhead
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 08:31:51 PM
i dont think air soft wars are a sport. i go paintballing with friends every other weekend, thats a sport.
It will be soon enough, air soft is more realistic, there's already been numerous threads on here comparing the two, air soft always comes out on top. Plus in the area of 6 months, 4 air soft battlefields have opened up in my area.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: M0nkey_Man on May 23, 2011, 08:34:07 PM
I do shoot real guns, and from what I can see Airsoft is nice for realism,paint ball is fun when your screwing around and your best friends over :devil
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 08:38:13 PM
I do shoot real guns, and from what I can see Airsoft is nice for realism,paint ball is fun when your screwing around and your best friends over :devil
+1 brutha!
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 08:42:01 PM
I do shoot real guns, and from what I can see Airsoft is nice for realism,paint ball is fun when your screwing around and your best friends over :devil
I love the gas guns, the recoil in some of them is really nice, gives alot of positive feedback in your hands.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 23, 2011, 09:20:54 PM
I love the gas guns, the recoil in some of them is really nice, gives alot of positive feedback in your hands.
i have quite a few of those, a replica SKS, M1911, .357 (or .44) mag and a P38.

fun to shoot at squirrels and cause an annoyance in the rabbit population.
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: B-17 on May 23, 2011, 10:19:29 PM
My god this place is filled with idiots.
And then we wonder how we always end up with the governments we do.

:rofl sigghh...how i love those people with no sense of humour OR imagination.......or is this really JUST imagination???  :noid
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: Plawranc on May 23, 2011, 11:01:57 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/XM307-01.jpg)

One of these would be good
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: B-17 on May 23, 2011, 11:06:43 PM
I vote all of us get together

(http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_B-52_Ordnance_Display_lg.jpg)

Im pretty sure given a few hours of Clarksonesque shouting and blundering we could get this baby to work

 :x


yeah...that sounds about right.  :O maybe a couple of AC-130s as wingmen...youve got yourself a party. then whatyou gotta do, is get a blackhawk (any helicopter will do) and hang dredlock in a net (just to whos them that this is no joke), about 20 ft off the ground. (but dont let them get Dredlock) lure the zombies there, then...let the BUFF's fun commence. :aok
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 23, 2011, 11:22:09 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/XM307-01.jpg)

One of these would be good
Thats a 40MM automatic grenade launcher right?
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: skorpion on May 24, 2011, 06:57:46 AM
Thats a 40MM automatic grenade launcher right?
i dont think its a 40mm grenade launcher, maybe a 20mm
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 24, 2011, 10:29:37 AM
i dont think its a 40mm grenade launcher, maybe a 20mm
It is a 40mm
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: SirFrancis on May 24, 2011, 12:15:27 PM
is this a joke or real?  :uhoh

Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
Title: Re: Zombie attack?
Post by: F22RaptorDude on May 24, 2011, 12:41:22 PM
is this a joke or real?  :uhoh

Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
Its a good question, BUT I think its always good to be prepared for anything, just incase the improbable becomes probable you know?