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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BigR on June 16, 2011, 01:57:44 PM
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i want to apologize. For years I have been telling people I work in IT and sit behind a desk all day.... That is a total lie. In reality, I have been in the Delta Navy Seals SAS team 1337 killing high profile eco terrorists for the CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, and AARP. Seeing as how most of my missions are covert, I am only allowed to use my bare hands as weapons. I am also a 25 year old Power lifter.
I truly apologize for duping you for so many years. I have no excuse. I hope that you can forgive me.
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I see you.
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I'm going to it back and watch this troll :bolt: :noid
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i want to apologize. For years I have been telling people I work in IT and sit behind a desk all day.... That is a total lie. In reality, I have been in the Delta Navy Seals SAS team 1337 killing high profile eco terrorists for the CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, and AARP. Seeing as how most of my missions are covert, I am only allowed to use my bare hands as weapons. I am also a 25 year old Power lifter.
I truly apologize for duping you for so many years. I have no excuse. I hope that you can forgive me.
You are so amazing in a nonchalant kind of way. :P
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and he's got the biggest "R" I've ever seen written
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AARP, the postal terrorists. Spamming old people's mailbox's. Nuke 'em :rock
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AARP, the postal terrorists. Spamming old people's mailbox's. Nuke 'em :rock
lol I actually joined AARP back when I turned 50. Quit when they did nothing but political crap. Found they had nothing but a socialist agenda.
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lol I actually joined AARP back when I turned 50. Quit when they did nothing but political crap. Found they had nothing but a socialist agenda.
50?? Corky said your voice just changed? :D
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50?? Corky said your voice just changed? :D
That was last week :p
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i want to apologize. For years I have been telling people I work in IT and sit behind a desk all day.... That is a total lie. In reality, I have been in the Delta Navy Seals SAS team 1337 killing high profile eco terrorists for the CIA, FBI, NSA, TSA, and AARP. Seeing as how most of my missions are covert, I am only allowed to use my bare hands as weapons. I am also a 25 year old Power lifter.
I truly apologize for duping you for so many years. I have no excuse. I hope that you can forgive me.
I suppose you are going to now tell me you don't have a statue at that V base you defended with your life that night too.
All my illusions shattered in one fell swoop! IT guys are my real heros too. I looked up to you for all these years! How could you!?! :cry
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The only thing AARP is good for is after ya chug down a Pepsi, AARP!
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i wish i could forgive ya bigR, but i feel so lost now! my world has been turned upside down by this shocking newz! :cry
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i wish i could forgive ya bigR, but i feel so lost now! my world has been turned upside down by this shocking newz! :cry
Irish told me he played for the Packers, but after he tweeted a pic too me, I realized he also played for the Jets and retired with the Vikings.
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Irish told me he played for the Packers, but after he tweeted a pic too me, I realized he also played for the Jets and retired with the Vikings.
:noid
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Silat told me he was actually a dude once but I didn't believe him.
ack-ack
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Irish told me he played for the Packers, but after he tweeted a pic too me, I realized he also played for the Jets and retired with the Vikings.
Irish is a "packer" all right.
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Irish is a "packer" all right.
But is he a "real Rook"?
Geez this is getting more confusing by the second. Who is lying? Who is telling the truth? Who are the real Rooks? Who is in command?
Is there a handbook somewhere with this information?
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Cork....The statue is real. You were there. You saw the sacrifice I made for God and cartoon country. I have told many lies, but this is not one of them!
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Irish is a "packer" all right.
From what I could see he was cut. So he is not a cheesehead.
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BigR: "Ask-a-Ninja help desk. Please state your problem."
Caller: My PC won't boot up.
BigR: There are many ways to kill a man silently, my favorite is deprivation of oxygen.
Caller: It's plugged in but the light doesn't come on and it doesn't make any noise.
BigR: Improvised weapons can be a real lifesaver, the key is to look beyond the normal function of everyday objects.
Caller: My desk lamp isn't working either. Do you think I need a new virus program?
BigR: I once used a scorpion to "retire" a rogue CIA agent. Unfortunately the scorpion died after biting him.
:noid
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From what I could see he was cut. So he is not a cheesehead.
you said you'd nevar tell!!!!1!!
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BigR: "Ask-a-Ninja help desk. Please state your problem."
Caller: My PC won't boot up.
BigR: There are many ways to kill a man silently, my favorite is deprivation of oxygen.
Caller: It's plugged in but the light doesn't come on and it doesn't make any noise.
BigR: Improvised weapons can be a real lifesaver, the key is to look beyond the normal function of everyday objects.
Caller: My desk lamp isn't working either. Do you think I need a new virus program?
BigR: I once used a scorpion to "retire" a rogue CIA agent. Unfortunately the scorpion died after biting him.
:noid
LOL...Im also developing a new flight sim and i need investors. Anyone interested?!?
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LOL...Im also developing a new flight sim and i need investors. Anyone interested?!?
And he went there... :bolt:
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And he went there... :bolt:
somebody had to :D
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somebody had to :D
Ya, I knew somebody would eventually. :D
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Funny you mention the AARP today, I was just harassing the 'rents last night over dinner about how they feel about having Harison Ford as their generation's AARP poster child being featured on the cover of their copy of the AARP magazine that showed up in the mail yesterday. Han Solo is getting old!
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BigR: "Ask-a-Ninja help desk. Please state your problem."
Caller: My PC won't boot up.
BigR: There are many ways to kill a man silently, my favorite is deprivation of oxygen.
Caller: It's plugged in but the light doesn't come on and it doesn't make any noise.
BigR: Improvised weapons can be a real lifesaver, the key is to look beyond the normal function of everyday objects.
Caller: My desk lamp isn't working either. Do you think I need a new virus program?
BigR: I once used a scorpion to "retire" a rogue CIA agent. Unfortunately the scorpion died after biting him.
:noid
Scorpions stick, not bite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBxB4QicY18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBxB4QicY18) :neener:
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Scorpions stick, not bite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBxB4QicY18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBxB4QicY18) :neener:
I know that they sting. It's a reference to some AH folklore. :old:
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I apologize for secretly being voss... :noid
seriously guys? cant we just let these threads die?
this is gonna get bad now :bolt:
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Let me whip this out
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/voss.jpg)
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Let me whip this out
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/voss.jpg)
+1 :aok
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I forgot who made it, but it was a keeper :)
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lol I actually joined AARP back when I turned 50. Quit when they did nothing but political crap. Found they had nothing but a socialist agenda.
wait??!!
i you can join the AARP when you're only 50??? holy moly!!!!!!!!! i'm friggin 49 now!!!!!!!! i can't effin be THAT old yet!!!!!1 :furious :cry
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The only thing missing from that game was "Sign Non Disclosure Agreement". :old:
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wait??!!
i you can join the AARP when you're only 50??? holy moly!!!!!!!!! i'm friggin 49 now!!!!!!!! i can't effin be THAT old yet!!!!!1 :furious :cry
I'm only 41 and AARP has been bombarding me with junk mail for more then 10 years. I have no idea how I got on to their mailing list, but I make a point of shredding their letters. Then I put the shreds into the handy postage paid envelope they include and pop it in the mail back to them.
AARP will never get a dime of my money.
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Funny you mention the AARP today, I was just harassing the 'rents last night over dinner about how they feel about having Harison Ford as their generation's AARP poster child being featured on the cover of their copy of the AARP magazine that showed up in the mail yesterday. Han Solo is getting old!
That is funny................. :huh
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:noid :noid
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That is funny................. :huh
Only because the first two starring him were made before I was born. :aok
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I'm only 41 and AARP has been bombarding me with junk mail for more then 10 years. I have no idea how I got on to their mailing list, but I make a point of shredding their letters. Then I put the shreds into the handy postage paid envelope they include and pop it in the mail back to them.
AARP will never get a dime of my money.
ok THAT is funny!! :rofl