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Title: a new kind of wish
Post by: guncrasher on October 10, 2011, 09:52:15 AM: I wish my gf is not pregnant. even though she's two weeks late. please let it be menopause, pretty please with sugar on top.

semp
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: gyrene81 on October 10, 2011, 10:19:53 AM: :huh :lol :rofl IN!!!
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: coombz on October 10, 2011, 10:23:37 AM: at least you know you're not shooting blanks ;>

(unless she's cheating on you :aok )
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: B-17 on October 10, 2011, 10:49:24 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl What a winner

:aok How old are you? Past the age of death by your parents? :bolt:
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: waystin2 on October 10, 2011, 10:53:37 AM: Quote from: guncrasher on October 10, 2011, 09:52:15 AM
I wish my gf is not pregnant. even though she's two weeks late. please let it be menopause, pretty please with sugar on top.

semp

DOH! Seriously brother? :eek:
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Nathan60 on October 10, 2011, 11:12:47 AM: Ruh Roh.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: guncrasher on October 10, 2011, 11:21:10 AM: Quote from: B-17 on October 10, 2011, 10:49:24 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl What a winner

:aok How old are you? Past the age of death by your parents? :bolt:

last month i just finished paying my ex-wife's child support for my youngest child, he's 19 now. not fair, i demand a recount.

semp
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Nathan60 on October 10, 2011, 01:20:39 PM: Fake your own death and move to the deep south its your only chance
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: lyric1 on October 10, 2011, 03:16:53 PM: :O
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: DMVIAGRA on October 10, 2011, 03:19:04 PM: Quote from: guncrasher on October 10, 2011, 11:21:10 AM
last month i just finished paying my ex-wife's child support for my youngest child, he's 19 now. not fair, i demand a recount.

semp

Semp, maybe you can move in with DMGOD, either that or me. We will have lots of fun!!! :devil
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Pigslilspaz on October 10, 2011, 03:49:53 PM: (http://www.serebii.net/ssbb/characters/captfalcon/special.jpg)

Falcon Punch, only solution.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: guncrasher on October 11, 2011, 02:24:56 AM: thank you, thank you very much. auntie flow showed up this morning. i knew wishes get granted here :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.

semp
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: vonKrimm on October 11, 2011, 04:36:48 AM: Quote from: guncrasher on October 11, 2011, 02:24:56 AM
thank you, thank you very much. auntie flow showed up this morning. i knew wishes get granted here :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.

semp

you learn anything from that lesson or are you going to keep making the same n00b moves? :airplane:
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: gyrene81 on October 11, 2011, 07:35:26 AM: how do you spell relief? v-a-s-e-c-t-o-m-y don't leave home without one.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: VonMessa on October 11, 2011, 07:44:13 AM: Dear God,

Please help Semp.

Do not let him procreate and pollute the world with more of his genetic code.

Also convince HiTech to give us a HE111 (and a Stuka G if you are not too busy)

Thanks for making the platypus, I really needed the laugh.

-Von
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: 2ADoc on October 11, 2011, 08:13:16 AM: Remember that donating your future kids to the Trojan foundation is not all that bad of a deal. I do realize that rubbers don't feel right for the guy, or taste right for the girl, but it is better than playing the OFM game.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: PFactorDave on October 11, 2011, 08:17:52 AM: Quote from: guncrasher on October 11, 2011, 02:24:56 AM
thank you, thank you very much. auntie flow showed up this morning. i knew wishes get granted here :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.

semp

You are aware that a woman can experience bleeding during pregnancy that can be confused as being her period, right? :bolt:
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: OOZ662 on October 11, 2011, 09:06:38 AM: *smashes face on desk*
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Dichotomy on October 11, 2011, 11:24:48 AM: There is good news

I saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: B-17 on October 11, 2011, 11:33:05 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl my friend sonia is looking at me like I'm an idiot-- laughed so hard :lol "how do you spell relief? v-a-s-e.."

You know a girl can experience blood loss during pregnancy, right??

VonMessa... Priceless :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Wiley on October 11, 2011, 12:07:50 PM: Quote from: PFactorDave on October 11, 2011, 08:17:52 AM
You are aware that a woman can experience bleeding during pregnancy that can be confused as being her period, right? :bolt:

:lol

...You bastard, Dave.

Semp- Get the blood test, then either have the full fledged freakout, or go back to being able to sleep. Mrs. Wiley and I had a similar situation. Long story short, when the bloodwork came back, my co-workers got to see the happy dance.

Wiley.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: caldera on October 11, 2011, 05:56:25 PM: (http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/smilies/1293210817093_24340.jpg)
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: PFactorDave on October 11, 2011, 05:58:26 PM: Quote from: Wiley on October 11, 2011, 12:07:50 PM
:lol

...You bastard, Dave.

:rofl

I just thought he should know!
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Raptor05121 on October 11, 2011, 10:30:57 PM: Quote from: PFactorDave on October 11, 2011, 05:58:26 PM
:rofl

I just thought he should know!

:lol
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Penguin on October 12, 2011, 09:32:26 PM: Oh man... semp. You must be freaking out like it's nobody's business, and with good reason. All kidding aside, you've got to be prepared for the possibility that you've just gotten your girlfriend pregnant. If nothing else, this will be an object lesson for me to use a condom.

-Penguin
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: B-17 on October 12, 2011, 10:01:05 PM: :rofl It is all about you, right Penguin? :D

:bolt:
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Bronk on October 12, 2011, 10:18:11 PM: Quote from: B-17 on October 12, 2011, 10:01:05 PM
:rofl It is all about you, right Penguin? :D

:bolt:
Wish penguin's dad used one.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Penguin on October 12, 2011, 10:46:04 PM: Quote from: Bronk on October 12, 2011, 10:18:11 PM
Wish penguin's dad used one.

Jeez, that's a cheap way to make a joke. I don't make them about you, so lay off. ;)

Quote from: B-17 on October 12, 2011, 10:01:05 PM
:rofl It is all about you, right Penguin? :D

:bolt:

Hahaha, I probably should have said "teenagers", but seeing as I'm almost the only teenager here, the difference would be negligible in relation to the forum population of teenagers.

-Penguin
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: B-17 on October 13, 2011, 11:36:17 AM: :lol Penguin, I'm 15 :D
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: DeadStik on October 13, 2011, 11:39:46 AM: This is why I always do a go-around. Never, never, never make a full stop landing with your girlfriend!
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: olds442 on October 13, 2011, 03:19:11 PM: you guys must like storks

you KNOW thats where babys come from!
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: caldera on October 13, 2011, 04:25:48 PM: The stork brings the baby boys.

The swan brings the baby girls.

The swallow brings no baby. :D
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Wiley on October 13, 2011, 04:40:46 PM: Quote from: caldera on October 13, 2011, 04:25:48 PM
The stork brings the baby boys.

The swan brings the baby girls.

The swallow brings no baby. :D

Well of course it doesn't. Swallows are way too small to carry a baby.

:angel:

Wiley.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Seanaldinho on October 13, 2011, 04:45:17 PM: Quote from: Wiley on October 13, 2011, 04:40:46 PM
Well of course it doesn't. Swallows are way too small to carry a baby.

:angel:

Wiley.

What if it was an african swallow? :D
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Pigslilspaz on October 13, 2011, 05:04:42 PM: Quote from: Wiley on October 13, 2011, 04:40:46 PM
Well of course it doesn't. Swallows are way too small to carry a baby.

:angel:

Wiley.
Quote from: Seanaldinho on October 13, 2011, 04:45:17 PM
What if it was an african swallow? :D

Dammit. there went my beer. Very well played, +1 internets to you.
Title: Re: a new kind of wish
Post by: Seanaldinho on October 13, 2011, 05:37:19 PM: Quote from: Pigslilspaz on October 13, 2011, 05:04:42 PM
Dammit. there went my beer. Very well played, +1 internets to you.

Thank you but I pass those points onto Monty Python. :D