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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Flipperk on October 13, 2011, 01:44:24 AM
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Start posting any statement you want, it can be true or false, but the object of the game is to prove that statement wrong by any means. In order to prove someone else's statement wrong you must make one yourself first.
The sun is a star.
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Beans on toast :old:
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So first I make my statement than I prove your wrong? Can I still make mine if I can't prove your's wrong?
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The sun is a star.
Wrong. If the sun was a star then the planets and such would theoretically orbit it. We know this is not the case since everything revolves around Midway, making him the Star.
Refrigerator lights stay on when the door is shut.
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Refrigerator lights stay on when the door is shut.
Untrue. The primary purpose of a refrigerator is to store and chill beer. Exessive light exposure can ruin some beer; therefore the light is off when the door is closed and is only allowed to come on when the door is open to make finding said beer easier.
Bacon is a tasty treat given to man by the gods.
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Bacon is a tasty treat given to man by the gods.
Wrong! There is only one God and he don't do pork.
E= MC squared
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Frozen Margaritas go with anything.
Flipper is a dolphin.
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Frozen Margaritas go with anything.
Flipper is a dolphin.
Wrong! Flipper can not be a dolphin since Flipper is posting on the AH BBS. That would require fingers since I am typing this message around 45 WPM. The flippers Flipper flips with can't flippin type this flippin message.
Wrong! Frozen Margaritas do not go with two guys at a bar, unless your name is Shuffler... :noid
2 + 2 = 4
:NOTE: MachFly, even though I say a true statement, use your imagination or humor to prove it wrong...
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Untrue. The primary purpose of a refrigerator is to store and chill beer. Exessive light exposure can ruin some beer; therefore the light is off when the door is closed and is only allowed to come on when the door is open to make finding said beer easier.
Bacon is a tasty treat given to man by the gods.
False, Bacon was created nearly 10,000 years ago by man named Figules Baconator. He was trying to get his pig to walk on the ceiling of his two story house and for that pig to become spider pig. After many failed attempts he threw the pig in the fire and when Figules took a bite out of the side of that pig, he realized he discovered what he would later call "Bacon."
WWII was started because of the invasion of Poland.
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False, Bacon was created nearly 10,000 years ago by man named Figules Baconator. He was trying to get his pig to walk on the ceiling of his two story house and for that pig to become spider pig. After many failed attempts he threw the pig in the fire and when Figules took a bite out of the side of that pig, he realized he discovered what he would later call "Bacon."
WWII was started because of the invasion of Poland.
False! Many argue that WW2 actually began with Japanese aggression in Manchuria in the early 30s.
Margaritas are much better on the rocks than frozen :D
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2 + 2 = 4 in some areas . . . . 2 + 2 = Fo in other areas.
Flipper uses voice texting (dophin / english) from a company called FinTech.
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2 + 2 = 4 in some areas . . . . 2 + 2 = Fo in other areas.
Flipper uses voice texting (dophin / english) from a company called FinTech.
:rofl
That could not happen because electronics apparently die underwater...
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Wrong! There is only one God and he don't do pork.
E= MC squared
The proof of this being wrong hit me before the equation did.
Margaritas are much better on the rocks than frozen :D
Wrong! Margaritas are better on the rocks above the beach with a hot babe holding the straw.
The proof is in the pudding.
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The proof is in the pudding.
Wrong-o! My pudding bowl is now empty (licked clean) and I saw no proof.
The new AH update was released today.
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The new AH update was released today.
wrong, a new series of whines and multiple posts of the same problems was released to the general discussion forum.
grass is green
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grass is green
"Wrong" said the blind man.
A good woman is not an malapropism
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grass is green
Not in Texas... we just received our first true rain last week... for the year.
Nothing is lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
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Not in Texas... we just received our first true rain last week... for the year.
Nothing is lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
Wrong.. you've obviously never met my ex
Clowns are inherently evil.
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Clowns are inherently evil.
Wrong. Clowns are just lame, not evil. No need to exaggerate
Shake it more than twice: you're playing with it.
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Shake it more than twice: you're playing with it.
Still trying to prove this wrong......
:joystick:
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Shake it more than twice: you're playing with it.
Wrong (http://www.bloodandsand.com/wp-content/stuffiveadded/shaking1.jpg)
You're 'creating'.
There's other planets in the universe with 'intelligent' life on them.
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There's other planets in the universe with 'intelligent' life on them.
Wrong. Ewoks don't count as 'intelligent'. Yub yub.
The dark side of the force is waaaaay cooler than the light side.
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Wrong. Ewoks don't count as 'intelligent'. Yub yub.
The dark side of the force is waaaaay cooler than the light side.
wrong, it's dark and your tripping all over crap
life is like a bowl of cherries
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life is like a bowl of cherries
Wrong! Cherries are sweet. Life is bitter.
When you die if you were bad your soul goes to a garage in Buffalo.
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Wrong! Cherries are sweet. Life is bitter.
When you die if you were bad your soul goes to a garage in Buffalo.
Wrong: Everyone knows you go to Detroit.
I can walk away from Aces High anytime I want...
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I can walk away from Aces High anytime I want...
Wrong: Aces High walks to me anytime it wants.
That's not chicken.
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That's not chicken.
Wrong: it just crossed the road.
Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!
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Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!
You do if you want to keep your guns.
You cant handle the truth.
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You do if you want to keep your guns.
You cant handle the truth.
Wrong, I can handle the truth. I can't handle money.
I drunk better when I'm drive.
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Wrong: Whats the officer problem is the correct response.
I am wearing a green shirt :noid
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wrong: there is no such thing as a green shirt anymore since those were gone due to uncontroled hunting in order to wear them in the first place, since they are rare it is expencive and you are not rich.
the cake is a lie.
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wrong: there is no such thing as a green shirt anymore since those were gone due to uncontroled hunting in order to wear them in the first place, since they are rare it is expencive and you are not rich.
the cake is a lie.
Wrong, all cakes are good and true. We all know that.
There are mountain lions in New Jersey.
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there are no mountains in New Jersey, they are just lions.
The goggles, they do nothing!
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there are no mountains in New Jersey, they are just lions.
The goggles, they do nothing!
Wrong: Snoopy would like to have a word with you.
All the good men are either gay or taken.
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Wrong: Snoopy would like to have a word with you.
All the good men are either gay or taken.
Wrong I'm right here ladies :D
The grass is bluer on the other side
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The grass is bluer on the other side
Wrong!: the grass is greener on the other side, unless chuck norris payed a visit, then its blood-ridden and tear soaked.
pigs cant fly.
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pigs cant fly.
Wrong! My mother in-law gets plenty of frequent flyer miles!
What goes up, must come down.
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Wrong! My mother in-law gets plenty of frequent flyer miles!
What goes up, must come down.
Wrong: Viagra
White men can't jump.
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White men can't jump.
wrong. watch a mcdonalds ad.
nirvana sucks. PLEASE prove me wrong. :D
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wrong. watch a mcdonalds ad.
nirvana sucks. PLEASE prove me wrong. :D
Wrong, a vacuum sucks Nirvana just made bad music.
Beer is amazing.
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Wrong-- Beer can be used to do horrible things.
B-36s were the kings of the air
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B-36s were the kings of the air
Wrong !! the B38 rules the skies
Flipper was a Dolphin.
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Wrong-- he is a kitchen utensil.
A right angle must be right.
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Wrong-- he is a kitchen utensil.
A right angle must be right.
false, it cant be right if its actually wrong
it is impossible to lick your elbow.
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false, it cant be right if its actually wrong
it is impossible to lick your elbow.
Maybe if you have a really long tongue.
The Earth is flat.
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Maybe if you have a really long tongue.
The Earth is flat.
Wrong, the Earth was flat before McDonalds, now it is round.
Water is the devil.
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Water is a homogeneous mixture of H2O and dissolved minerals. It is not metaphysical concept- it is all too real.
The world rests on the back of a giant turtle.
-Penguin
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The world rests on the back of a giant turtle.
-Penguin
Wrong: It would roll off.
There are four season's in a year.
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Wrong: It would roll off.
There are four season's in a year.
Wrong. Where I grew up, it's December thru February, and summer.
Teenagers will never appreciate classic rock.
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Wrong. Where I grew up, it's December thru February, and summer.
Teenagers will never appreciate classic rock.
Wrong. Teenagers only appreciate what thier parents can't stand.
Life is a bowl of cherries.
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Life is a bowl of cherries.
Wrong. I've never found 1 cherry much less a whole bowl. :devil
Jack and Jill lived in Kansas
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Wrong. I've never found 1 cherry much less a whole bowl. :devil
Jack and Jill lived in Kansas
Wrong, there's no hill in Kansas.
Stairway to Heaven is a depressing song
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Wrong-- heaven is allegedly up, and depression is typically associated with 'down'.
Robin williams' sense of humour is immature.
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Robin williams' sense of humour is immature.
Wrong. Robin Williams is a comic genius who sees inside of his audience better than they do themselves.
Alaskan Amber beer is nectar of the Gods and I'd be really nice to whoever sent me a case.
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Wrong. Robin Williams is a comic genius who sees inside of his audience better than they do themselves.
Alaskan Amber beer is nectar of the Gods and I'd be really nice to whoever sent me a case.
Wrong: Since God has a sense of humor then their nectar would be something of little or no value to us like condensation on the outside of a fast food restaurant cup.
Animal House is one of the greatest movies ever made.
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Somebody else is going to have to field this one as I tend to agree
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Animal House is one of the greatest movies ever made.
Wrong. Animal House is the #1 greatest college movie ever made.
Ginger is better than Maryanne.
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Somebody else is going to have to field this one as I tend to agree
:lol
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Wrong. Animal House is the #1 greatest college movie ever made.
Ginger is better than Maryanne.
bahhh Ginger was a slut and Maryanne was a broke farmgirl. Clearly Mrs. Howell had the class and refinement of the lot.
Mighty Oaks start out as tiny acorns.
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Mighty Oaks start out as tiny acorns.
Not if Squirreled away.
Most men are lesbians.
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Not if Squirreled away.
Most men are lesbians.
wrong most men wish they could be lesbians but they don't understand the concept.
the desire for money is the driving force behind all acts of greed...
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Wrong. The driving force for power is
Gyrene needs to fix his sig line
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Wrong, you desire him to fix it only because it bothers you, it doesn't need to be fixed.
Watching the Star Wars movies is a fun way to waste an entire day.
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Watching the Star Wars movies is a fun way to waste an entire day.
If you watch the first one over and over.
We park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.
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That's not an absolute as some people park in the street.
A Dog is a mammal but not all mammals are dogs.
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That's not an absolute as some people park in the street.
A Dog is a mammal but not all mammals are dogs.
Have you seen my mother in-law?
Your house can burn up as it is burning down.
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Thankfully not. The North American Mother In Law gives me posterior rash.
No it can't. I've been praying for that for years.
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Thankfully not. The North American Mother In Law gives me posterior rash.
No it can't. I've been praying for that for years.
Yes it can, you just need decades of praying.
The P-38 is the best fighter.
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Wrong-- the YB-40 has 3 times as many guns.
G. W. B. Was the best thing that ever happened.
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Wrong-- the YB-40 has 3 times as many guns.
G. W. B. Was the best thing that ever happened.
Girl With Boobs are the second best thing that has ever happened. G.W. great teeth are the first.
The mustang is a poor mans muscle car.
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The Mustang is a fine piece of machinery that any red blooded American would be proud to own.
Flipperk is a silly person.
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The Mustang is a fine piece of machinery that any red blooded American would be proud to own.
Flipperk is a silly person.
Wrong, Flipperk is an awesome piece of machinery that any red blooded G.W. great teeth would be proud to own....
The Corvette is better than a Mustang
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The Corvette costing more than the Mustang doesn't make it better
Mankind will never be able to build a manned vehicle capable of faster than light travel.
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If it's manned by trained neutrons we can.
There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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If it's manned by trained neutrons we can.
There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
WRONG: The leprechaun had smoked all of it before you arrived.
The Squirrels are always watching you... :noid
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Wrong! I used to watch the squirels, and they were merry.
Wherever you go, there you are.
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Wherever you go, there you are.
No you are here.
Mixing potasium nitrate and bat guano can blow your mind.
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Mixing potasium nitrate and bat guano can blow your mind.
That's a smelly kind of gunpowder that will blow away your nostrils.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
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That's a smelly kind of gunpowder that will blow away your nostrils.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Wrong, the big fat bear can do it too.
It's always beer:30 somewhere.
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Wrong, the big fat bear can do it too.
It's always beer:30 somewhere.
Not during Church....you demon :devil
Skuzzy is a very nice person.
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Skuzzy is a very nice person.
No one wants to touch this one? Ok.
Wrong. Skuzzy is a very very nice person.
Blue airplanes are for noobs.
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Wrong. Blue airplanes are for dweebs that can't handle German iron.
Sudz is the evil genius behind all the updates that get implemented
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Wrong. Blue airplanes are for dweebs that can't handle German iron.
Sudz is the evil genius behind all the updates that get implemented
Sudz isn't evil.
Scotch is the reason for the bugs in new releases.
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Sudz isn't evil.
Scotch is the reason for the bugs in new releases.
No actually bourbon was the cause in this case
Eagles are a majestic creature.
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No actually bourbon was the cause in this case
Eagles are a majestic creature.
Wrong ! Eagles are basement dwellers in the NFL
i have a lovely bunch of coconuts
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Wrong ! Eagles are basement dwellers in the NFL
i have a lovely bunch of coconuts
No, coconuts aren't lovely, they are gorgeous.
That's an entirely different kind of flying, all together!
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No, coconuts aren't lovely, they are gorgeous.
That's an entirely different kind of flying, all together!
Wrong, hoing and vulching is the norm.
A tree falling with nobody around still makes noise.
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Wrong: If the noise cant be proven it didnt happen.
German planes are for dweebs that cant handle blue planes :D
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Wrong: German planes are for manly men with no fear.
All bombers have yokes. All Fighters have joysticks.
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Wrong. check out the B5N
cigars are awsome.
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Until you die.
Rap and Rock are the only type of music that should exist.
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Rap and Rock are the only type of music that should exist.
wrong, rap sucks and death metal should be included.
cows poop.
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Wrong: Cows S%@$
Rap should be punishable by crucifixion
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wrong. rap is its own punishment
the wheels on the bus go round and round.
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wrong. the wheels on the bus are somewhere in the lake and the bus is on cinder blocks
people staring you down from across the room for no apparant reason isnt akward.
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It's not awkward when you have a big pistol.
A flat tire is only flat on the bottom.
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It's not awkward when you have a big pistol.
A flat tire is only flat on the bottom.
wrong ! its flat on the sides to
the world is really round
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the world is really round
No, the world is spherical, we live on a flat surface.
A bottomless pit is false.
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Wrong, I can drill a bottomless pit into a piece of wood with a drill.
Bears just want hugs!
-Penguin
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Wrong, I can drill a bottomless pit into a piece of wood with a drill.
Bears just want hugs!
-Penguin
wrong! bears just appear to want hugs but it really conceals their master plan!
penguin is really a pheasant.
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Wrong! Penguin is a Cornish Hen.
youre gonna need a bigger boat.
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Wrong.. I just need a bigger gun
Nachos are good
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Wrong.. I just need a bigger gun
Nachos are good
someone else is gonna have to take this 'cause i love nachos :D
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wrong, no one else is going to take that one and the reason is not because you love nachos, is because you got that one already
this is a sentence.
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Wrong: When translated into Vietnamese, it is not.
We got trolled by the Mayans. :devil :bolt:
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Wrong... the guy got downsized and went to the Occupy Palace protest
Girls who let people they don't know inscribe 'Oriental' writing down their sides or back deserve it when they find out it says 'I'm easy and paid $500 for this'
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Wrong... the guy got downsized and went to the Occupy Palace protest
Girls who let people they don't know inscribe 'Oriental' writing down their sides or back deserve it when they find out it says 'I'm easy and paid $500 for this'
Wrong! not if these girls are nuns.
Fish tastes great everyday of the week.
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Wrong! not if these girls are nuns.
Fish tastes great everyday of the week.
wrong, not during a oil spill.
Megan Fox is ugly.
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WRONG!!! well when you compare her to Hillary Clinton
The ability for two people to spend the rest of their lives together was invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by a T-Rex.
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WRONG!!! well when you compare her to Hillary Clinton
The ability for two people to spend the rest of their lives together was invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by a T-Rex.
Wrong.... T-Rex is a rock band
two girls who studied shakespear together would be called Thespians
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Wrong.... T-Rex is a rock band
two girls who studied shakespear together would be called Thespians
Wrong!! I had theater class with those two, and ther never even kissed ONCE!
This job would be great if it werent for the damn customers.
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Wrong!! I had theater class with those two, and ther never even kissed ONCE!
This job would be great if it werent for the damn customers.
Wrong! the customers are wonderful people its just your boss is terrible.
I'd be asleep right now if it weren't for Aces High
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Wrong, you did fall asleep, but we set you a drift into the ocean. So you couldn't play if you wanted to play.
The big leboski is a punk.
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wrong! thats just your opinion, man
fast cars attract fast chicks
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fast cars attract fast chicks
No, fast cars attract fast police cars.
Female bodybuilders make great cooks.
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The world isnt chaotic! It's just normal.
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Its not Chaotic...its chronic...says normal
Weed is good
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Wrong, I fight weeds with poison and mowers. They are so bad, I sometimes jerk them out of the ground with my favorite beer holding hand.
there's no smoking in here.
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Wrong. It's obvious that there's a LOT of smoking going on.
Anybody that says the pen is mightier than the sword must have run into some rotten swordsmen
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Wrong-- if everyone would just shut up and deal with the fact that words can hurt too, there would be no NEED for swords.
Puffy ack makes my day.
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See Rule #14
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See Rule #14
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Wrong-- if everyone would just shut up and deal with the fact that words can hurt too, there would be no NEED for swords.
Puffy ack makes my day.
right! so thats y they use to sit on there flak vests more cushin.
y do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
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See Rule #14
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right! so thats y they use to sit on there flak vests more cushin.
y do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
I think this one has been done but I'll retort again.. WRONG.. some people park in the street.
For those of you watching the TX vs DET series. Not everybody in the DFW area is old, ugly, fat, or a combo of all three. I actually saw an attractive woman a month ago.
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Twizzlers are'nt made, they're created.
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WRONG.. they are manufactured.
Filth doesn't follow the rules.
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I just want some Twizzlers!
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I just want some Twizzlers!
Wrong! you need them.
FiLth hates Twizzlers
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Wrong! you need them.
FiLth hates Twizzlers
Wrong,....FiLth loves the Idiotic "filled with yellow ooze" Twizzlers..... (yuuuck)
A blind Squirrel will always find a nut....someday.
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Wrong,....FiLth loves the Idiotic "filled with yellow ooze" Twizzlers..... (yuuuck)
A blind Squirrel will always find a nut....someday.
Only if it can tuck it's head far enough.
Someone might actually answer one of Dichotomy's statements!
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Wrong: People are afraid that insanity may be contagious.
I'm procrastinating
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Wrong: People are afraid that insanity may be contagious.
I'm procrastinating
That's a matter of opinion. I thought you were pretty fast about it.
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
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wrong! if im paying you 10.50 an hour you keep your butt busy.
We are spawn of alien
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wrong! if im paying you 10.50 an hour you keep your butt busy.
We are spawn of alien
No, just storks...
Having a life partner is like having a best friend with benefits....
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Not in my case unless you consider soul sucking Jezebels partners
The Dallas Cowboys are about 17 players away from being pretty good.
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Wrong-- the Leafs are about 55 SEASONS away from being a MEDIOCRE team.
oxygen= O2
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Wrong! Oxygen is O, but can only be found in nature as O2 or O3 If that's wrong, you still are wrong for forgetting the subscript.
Beer does not need to be near frozen to taste delicious.
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Beer does not need to be near frozen to taste delicious.
Wrong, luke warm beer tastes like scheisse.
The 109K4 is the best aircraft in Aces High.
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Wrong, luke warm beer tastes like scheisse.
The 109K4 is the best aircraft in Aces High.
wrong. the P-47D-40 is better.
cows are tasty.
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wrong. the P-47D-40 is better.
cows are tasty.
Penguins are better :rofl
The older the better
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The older the better
Wrong, older women have saggy tits.
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Wrong, older women have saggy tits.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/fozzy.gif)
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Penguins are better :rofl
The older the better
Only to those that are old themselves.
Tank Ace has never seen my wife (http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/cool0037.gif)
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:rofl this thread makes me laugh. I'm in math class!!! Stop it :D
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:rofl this thread makes me laugh. I'm in math class!!! Stop it :D
No your not, but they told you that's where you are and you believe them because of the meds they gave you. :noid
Money is the root of all evil
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Wrong! If money was a root, you would not be able to spend it on beer.
I brake for moose.
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Wrong-- moose break you.
E=MC(subscript)2
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Wrong, as proven by Dragon in reply #12 of this thread
The proof of this being wrong hit me before the equation did.
Moving furniture all day sucks.
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wrong again watson. The only thing that sucks is B-17s mom after you pay her 5 dollars in the weeds behind the rusty nail tavern.
fat bottom girls make the world go round
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Wrong. fat bottomed girls only make the rockin world go round.
Leftover pizza can be better than fresh pizza.
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wrong....thats your hangover talking
after two pints of beer, my decisions are not that rational
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Wrong: your decisions are rarely rational the beer just makes your decisions more outlandish..
The Bernoulli Effect explains heavier than air flight
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Wrong: your decisions are rarely rational the beer just makes your decisions more outlandish..
The Bernoulli Effect explains heavier than air flight
Wrong, it was Spicolli. Always higher than a kite.
Steak grilled over a wood fire is yummy.
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Steak grilled over a wood fire is yummy.
Only if your 6 years old, then it's fantastic!
Momma said there'd be days like this.
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Momma said there'd be days like this.
No, today was not like yesterday and tomorrow will be different from today.
Fingerprints can be shared by everyone.
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... sucks is B-17s mom after...
How do you know I even have a mom?
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No, today was not like yesterday and tomorrow will be different from today.
Fingerprints can be shared by everyone.
wrong. you only have 1 set of fingerprints.
i like listening to alice in chains.
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Wrong-- in soviet russia, AIC likes litening to YOU.
Food is necessary
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Wrong-- in soviet russia, AIC likes litening to YOU.
Food is necessary
Wrong, Food is just an addiction that the human race has...what happens when your hungry? You crave food....What happens when you smoke? You crave cigarettes....just an addiction...
The 1965 Shelby 427 Coupe is the sexiest car on earth.
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Wrong, Food is just an addiction that the human race has...what happens when your hungry? You crave food....What happens when you smoke? You crave cigarettes....just an addiction...
The 1965 Shelby 427 Coupe is the sexiest car on earth.
Hmmm... Someone else want to take this one?
Flipperk has a great taste in classic cars.
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Wrong, Food is just an addiction that the human race has...what happens when your hungry? You crave food....What happens when you smoke? You crave cigarettes....just an addiction...
The 1965 Shelby 427 Coupe is the sexiest car on earth.
wrong 1971 302 Boss mustang is sexier...
pigs CAN fly!
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wrong, pings don't fly, they fall with style
the person in the next reply does not listen to Justin Bieber's songs.
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wrong, pings don't fly, they fall with style
the person in the next reply does not listen to Justin Bieber's songs.
Wrong. I heard part of one once, threw up and moved on.
Not flying for 3 days causes JUG withdrawal.
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wrong, not flying for 1 day causes withdrawls.
Columbus discovered America
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Wrong. You can't "discover" a land mass that was already populated.
The Ki-43 will be the next new airframe introduced into AH
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Wrong! It will be the Beaufighter.
Nem got banned from the forum.
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Whats a Nem?
I'm voting the 26
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Wrong! It will be the Beaufighter.
Nem got banned from the forum.
Wrong: Nem was strategically relocated
Women are the root of all evil, God love 'em
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Wrong: Nem was strategically relocated
Women are the root of all evil, God love 'em
Wrong! Money is the root, women are the stem.
Salmon swim up waterfalls
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Wrong! Money is the root, women are the stem.
Salmon swim up waterfalls
Wrong, they jump
Windows Vista sucked
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Wrong, they jump
Windows Vista sucked
Wrong, it really sucked.
Smokeless powder was the single most important firearm innovation ever.
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Smokeless powder was the single most important firearm innovation ever.
Wrong, without the bullet to powder is useless!
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine -Abraham Lincoln
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Wrong. That statement was made by George Washington, not Abraham Lincoln.
The Ki43 will win the BBS poll and the upcoming in game vote.
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Wrong. That statement was made by George Washington, not Abraham Lincoln.
The Ki43 will win the BBS poll and the upcoming in game vote.
Wrong, it might win a BS pole but will get vetoed in game.
Our country is in a world of hurt.
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nope. the world albeit a little harsh is quite forgiving and given our temperate climate and diverse resources we will continue to enjoy a relatively comfortable world.
The only way to judge a man is by his word and his work.
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The Ki43 will win the BBS poll and the upcoming in game vote.
Wrong, its made out of rice paper and balsa wood. Its self-lighting, so you don't have to shoot the fuel tanks to set him on fire, and its very lacking in firepower.
109K4 = sexy beast
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Wrong! The 109K4 is not a beast, beast being animal, 109K4 being mineral, and Tank-Ace vegtable :D
I once flew a kite
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WRONG!!! You flew a cow-kite.
The trick is to get the cow running first.
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WRONG!!! You flew a cow-kite.
The trick is to get the cow running first.
Wrong!! The trick is to get the cow to tip first, cows are not good runners. Have you ever seen one in Derby?
Cheese, however is superior to bacon.
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Wrong. However, cheese is a good topping on bacon.
Tankers don't like bomb****s.
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Wrong. Tankers don't like bombs brought to the fight by any pilot.
Dial "0" to speak to an operator.
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wrong, over here it's #100
Hitler's father was a Jew
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Wrong he was a tissue vendor at the wailing wall.
Margaritas make great P-38 pilots
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wrong! Margaritas make the best P-38 pilots.
George Washington saves the children, but not the British children.
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Wrong. British children under the age of 12 retain enough cranial elasticity to allow through removal of british taint, therefore giving them a rapidly dwindling chance at saving.
The grass is greener on the other side.
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Wrong. I took a massive bong hit before posting.
The grass is greener on the other side.
Wrong, there is no other side, just here and there.
A Slinky and some people have a lot in common.
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A Slinky and some people have a lot in common.
Not really but they can put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
A Toadstool can be pretty, monkey stool not so much.
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Not really but they can put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
A Toadstool can be pretty, monkey stool not so much.
Wrong! They both look like $h#t
This will make you LOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhNAtv_Ss2k&feature=player_embedded
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Wrong! They both look like $h#t
This will make you LOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhNAtv_Ss2k&feature=player_embedded
Wrong, I'm at work and youtube is blocked. Can't laugh at what you can't watch.
Paper cuts are annoying.
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Wrong, I'm at work and youtube is blocked. Can't laugh at what you can't watch.
Paper cuts are annoying.
Wrong, Paper cuts make you feel alive...sicko...
Posting on the BBS while at work is a motion that will get you fired.
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Wrong, Paper cuts make you feel alive...sicko...
Posting on the BBS while at work is a motion that will get you fired.
No not when you're the Boss.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
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Elevators smell different to midgets.
:rofl Although true, it's also wrong because you didn't include escalators.
In the end, there can be only one.
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:rofl Although true, it's also wrong because you didn't include escalators.
In the end, there can be only one.
Wrong. In the end, there will also be mutant zombies.
The best defense is a cannon ball...round house kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Statistically speaking there is a good possibility of a small group of human survivors somewhere.
I'd like a grenade right now.
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I'd like a grenade right now.
Not if the pin is pulled.
When in doubt, whoop it out.
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Not if the pin is pulled.
When in doubt, whoop it out.
Wrong thing to do while in airline security line.
When "legs" is the word of the day, spreading the word is good.
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When "legs" is the word of the day, spreading the word is good.
Not in a "NO SPELUNKING ZONE".
Stand Close....... it's shorter than you think.
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Not in a "NO SPELUNKING ZONE".
Stand Close....... it's shorter than you think.
Not if what you think is actually right!
No one can watch someone fall over and NOT laugh.
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Not if what you think is actually right!
No one can watch someone fall over and NOT laugh.
Wrong. You can if it's your grandmother falling.
Splatter is a bigger problem than most people realize.
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Wrong. You can if it's your grandmother falling.
Splatter is a bigger problem than most people realize.
wrong..its easy to lay out plastic a head of time.
Alligators are trainable.
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False, Alligators form of "roll over" will tear your arm off!
Shuffler lives in Texas.
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False, Alligators form of "roll over" will tear your arm off!
Shuffler lives in Texas.
Wrong, he lives in the SAPP cave :noid
Car surfing is drafting for stupid people
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Wrong, he lives in the SAPP cave :noid
Car surfing is drafting for stupid people
cars are for smart people, but put them in a smart car and your right
bacon is awesome
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Awesome doesn't begin to express it.
Most women should have a bounty on their heads.
-
Most Women have a price tag on their heads.
SAPP exists
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Wrong-- sapp has only 1 'p'
B-36s were better BY FAR than B-52s.
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Wrong. B36's were only better at keeping maintenance crews busy
It is only Wednesday
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wrong, it isn't ONLY wednesday, it is the wednesday wich is 24 days before SKYRIM is released
Nyan cat is annoying and as a matter of fact the next replier will NOT watch the 10 hours version right now
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Most women should have a bounty on their heads....
I know, out of order but just wanted to add this:
...wiping the toilet with a paper towel would be much more enjoyable.
OK, carry on.
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wrong. Nyan cat is excruciating, and I'm glad Dragon replied before i did.
Raphael is a cruel guy.
-
Raphael is a cruel guy.
Wrong Raphael is a french jet.
Toilet paper should always roll off the top.
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Wrong! Toilet paper in the nothern hemisphere must unroll from the bottom.
The faster you go, the quicker you get there.
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Wrong! Toilet paper in the nothern hemisphere must unroll from the bottom.
The faster you go, the quicker you get there.
Not if your in water!
The always die young.
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Wrong! The quote is "the good always die young."
Bacon is the solution to world peace.
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Wrong! The quote is "the good always die young."
Bacon is the solution to world peace.
What about Bacon's Rebellion?
Social media is taking over the world, not robots
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Social media is taking over the world, not robots
Wrong, just because you are oh-so-right about that one.
Old Mcdonald had a farm.
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Wrong, just because you are oh-so-right about that one.
Old Mcdonald had a farm.
wrong, mcdonalds has meat-growing factories.
kittens are a nuisance.
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no, they can kill rodents
women dressed as girls are hot
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no, they can kill rodents
women dressed as girls are hot
Only until they reach age 40
All is fair in love and war
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You're half wrong. They're rules for war, but none for love.
Beer is good food.
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ya somebody else is going to have to take this one.. *cracks open a nightcap
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You're half wrong. They're rules for war, but none for love.
Beer is good food.
Wrong, beer is a beverage and not food
Chicks look good in itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple polka dot bikini's
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Wrong: A large number (no pun intended) need to get a circus tent and stay covered up
Beer is proof, however, that God loves us and wants us to be happy
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Wrong: A large number (no pun intended) need to get a circus tent and stay covered up
Beer is proof, however, that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Wrong, Breasts are the proof...
Drugs are bad for your health
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Wrong, Breasts are the proof...
Drugs are bad for your health
Wrong, most are used to prolong, protect or enhance life.
It only takes three licks.
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Wrong, most are used to prolong, protect or enhance life.
It only takes three licks.
Wrong, for Dragon it only takes one :rofl :rofl :rofl
Pearl Harbor made the U.S. enter WWII
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Wrong, for Dragon it only takes one :rofl :rofl :rofl
Pearl Harbor made the U.S. enter WWII
Wrong, it was the bombing of and general disrespect of the equipment and servicemen located there that got us involved.
Without Carbon, there would be no life.
PS. (http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/8227/tongue0022.gif) :rofl
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Wrong. without carbon there would be no life as we know it. who knows what element other lifeforms might be based on elsewhere in the universe.
The cardinals are going to lose the 2011 world series.
-
The cardinals are going to lose the 2011 world series.
Wrong. They're already there.
And they won the opener! :banana:
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Wrong. They're already there.
And they won the opener!
Wrong, score doesn't matter when your a bird
It's a good night for a fire.
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Wrong, it's raining.
My midterm is next thursday
-
Wrong! I called your teacher, it was LAST thursday.
Peaches are better than plums
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Wrong! I called your teacher, it was LAST thursday.
Peaches are better than plums
Wrong! Apples are better then peaches.
You cant be your own father.
-
Wrong! With a time machine you can bang your own mom.
We didn't start the fire.
-
Wrong! We did, but I hear that its been burning since the world was turning.
It's a little too late, I'm a little too wrong
-
Wrong, It is much too late and you are definitely wrong.
The internet is not a big truck.
-
The internet is not a big truck.
It does have TRUNKS
The only thing that gets larger as you take away from it is a hole in the ground.
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It does have TRUNKS
The only thing that gets larger as you take away from it is a hole in the ground.
Wrong, debt can also apply
I hear Mexico is lovely this time of year.
-
I hear Mexico is lovely this time of year.
Wrong... you can't see the mountains through the cartel.
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino.... elephino.
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Wrong. the correct term is rhinophant.
Will Ferrel movies are crimes against humanity
-
Wrong, you're thinking of Rosie O'donnel
Do NOT eat lead paint chips
-
Do NOT eat lead paint chips
Wrong. lead is good for you. ITS A CONSPIRACY :old:
Its 5oclock somewhere.
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Wrong. lead is good for you. ITS A CONSPIRACY :old:
Its 5oclock somewhere.
Wrong, it's 5:45 somewhere.
Rangers in 6
-
Wrong, it's 5:45 somewhere.
Rangers in 6
only if you've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
taxes.
-
Wrong-- Death.
My profile picture and my screen name are contradictory.
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wrong, it makes perfect sense.
sleazy sent over a 9 ton crack boulder.
-
sleazy sent over a 9 ton crack boulder.
Wrong..... he's been taking laxatives
A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
-
Sounds like somebody's been playing around in the wrong bushes
Death and taxes are life's only certainties
-
wrong. boobs are the third and final certainty and must be worshipped with motorboats and by guys with wide smiles and squeeky voices going titties while scoop dunking them! :aok
only one thing is better than buttered toast and that is Jameson's 18 year old whiskey
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Wrong!! you forgot about bacon!! How shameful of you.
The squeaky wheel does in fact get the grease
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Wrong!! you forgot about bacon!! How shameful of you.
The squeaky wheel does in fact get the grease
Wrong, the squeaky wheels are standing around in the street and they ain't gettin, um, nuthin.
April showers bring May flowers.
-
wrong....climate change brings April snow and may monsoons
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain
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According to statistics from the Spanish Instituto Nacional de Meteorología (National Weather Institute) for 2005, the rain in Spain falls mainly in the north and north-west (primarily mountainous regions).
In 2005 (a drought year, by the way), rainfall for the North-NW regions was 1162.8 mm/m2. The "plains", which could be considered the areas of influence of the major rivers, had much less rain, thus, average rainfall for these plains were: Duero, 456.7 mm; Tagus, 391.7 mm; Guadalquivir, 358.4 mm; all of these below even the average for the peninsula on the whole: 491.4.
Teflon sticks to the pan because of magic
-
Teflon sticks to the pan because of magic
Wrong, it's a chemical bond that works in reverse. :noid
Burning witches is the only way to deal with them.
-
Burning witches is the only way to deal with them.
Wrong... you burn torches... witches are better with sand.
Four score is not a hooker's term
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Where do you think Lincoln heard it from? If you were married to Mrs. Lincoln you'd run down to the red lamp district too.
Obviously the blue part on the map is the land.
-
Where do you think Lincoln heard it from? If you were married to Mrs. Lincoln you'd run down to the red lamp district too.
Obviously the blue part on the map is the land.
Wrong! It is obviously Viagra...
Scientists recently may have found that neutrinos travel faster than the speed of light.
-
Wrong. Scientists have discovered that Chuck Norris may have flicked neutrinos.
Polasek=bad
-
Wrong. Scientists have discovered that Chuck Norris may have flicked neutrinos.
Polasek=bad
wrong. listening to a midway rant=bad
polasek=worse
-
Wrong! Listening to a Midway rant = worse
Polasek = bad
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Wrong! Listening to a Midway rant = worse
Polasek = bad
Wrong! Polasek can't be bad because I've never experienced it and everything bad always happens to me.
Fact: I did not read the thread and came right to the end.
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You read the last post and this response is the end.
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wrong. you prove the previous truth wrong and then state a new truth.
you need shelter from pigs on the wing
-
Wrong: It's better for your 'health' if you stay in another arena ;)
Airshows are cool
-
Wrong, airshows are really awesome.
The only thing better than bacon: bacon burgers
-
Wrong bacon is better when served around tenderloins.
You need to put the cart before the horse.
-
Wrong, you can't catch the fertilizer that way.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day working.
-
If your name is Quint, that shark you caught just ate you
If it can sting you, it must be a bee.
-
Only if scorpions, ants and most beetles are considered "bees"
South Carolina is going to win the SEC East
-
Wrong, Perdweeb is in North Carolina, therefore they will win.
Its annoying working a job while doing sports and school :bhead.
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Wrong, that is showing you are responsible.
Its better to eat pork than beef.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S9JWGdYxLEE/TPwopnrANJI/AAAAAAAAAKI/PqIUQMmWtug/s1600/wrong.jpg)
Beef is tastier, with the exception of bacon under certian circumstances.
Yes, that dress makes you look fat :banana:.
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Wrong the pink dress is slimming to my figure.
The wheels on the bus are square.
-
Wrong, the wheels go round and round, so therefore they must be triangular prisms.
-
Wrong, When I shine a white light at them there is no rainbow out the other side.
Stalingrad was not the beginning of the end.
-
Wrong, When I shine a white light at them there is no rainbow out the other side.
Stalingrad was not the beginning of the end.
Wrong. Stalingrad cant be the beginning of the end they, because they are a crappy band from finland and tour regularly.
Charlie Sheen is winning.
-
Wrong, He's losing work because of his crap.
Tommorrow will be another day.
-
wrong, we all died on the 21'st :noid.
Dolby should learn to fly the C205, so as to provide some sport for my 110.
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wrong, the only plane capable of having a chance with the 110 is a A-20
It's ok to have a few brown stains in your underpants
-
wrong, youre not wearing pants so therefore they cannot be "under"
lindsay lohan is apparently gonna do a playboy shoot :uhoh
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Wrong, she is going to be in Playboy so others can shoot and not be apparent.
The early bird gets the worm.
-
Actually, the bird has a different fetish and prefers fish.
snowball fights are dangerous
-
snowball fights are dangerous
Only in the summer time... you can drown.
There is no Pie in the Sky.
-
Wrong, you can see the pie above you if you position yourself correctly.
It's too early for a beer.
(LOL, someone prove this one wrong quick, please :pray)
-
Wrong. beer+cereal=beereal. a breakfast of champions.
Of the original choices for the recent new fighter vote, the meteor is the least deserving of the win from a historical stand point, but will likely win anyway.
-
wrong, the Me410 will lose.
When the Meteor is added, Karnak will continue to say the british get no love.
-
someone else can take that.
i drank a carbonated beverage today.
-
wrong, the Me410 will lose.
When the Meteor is added, Karnak will continue to say the british get no love.
wrong, when the meteor is added to the cosmic vortex spontaneous fussion of dark matter and british karma waves will precipitate love drops in the night sky. :old:
Headbanging is dancing. :rock
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Headbanging is dancing. :rock
No, headbanging is what you do when watching people dance that don't know how to dance.
Prince Charming's first name is Archinald.
-
No, because that's not a very charming name.
I just revived this thread
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wrong, your post was dull and lacking intrigue. therefore, it is being classified as attempted murder.
Police prefer to pull over red cars.
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wrong, your post was dull and lacking intrigue. therefore, it is being classified as attempted murder.
Police prefer to pull over red cars.
wrong police prefer to pull YOU over when in red cars.
Taco Bell burritos end up with a night of farting...
-
Taco Bell burritos end up with a night of farting...
No, Taco bell burritos makes you end up farting all night.
The last house on the left is where the party is.
-
The last house on the left is abandoned.
AKkuya has a high IQ
-
wrong, The IQ test given was for native african bushmen and has no relevance in our society.
Beer is the nectar of the gods.
-
Beer is the nectar of the gods.
No, beautiful blondes with huge cleavages are the nectar of the gods.
Shuffler wishes his IQ was high as mine.
-
Wrong Shufflers IQ cant get out of the gutter.
Women are always right.
-
Wrong, women are always to my left
-
No, beautiful blondes with huge cleavages are the nectar of the gods.
Shuffler wishes his IQ was high as mine.
Wrong-- Go a bit further down, and THEN you have the nectar of the Gods. :bolt:
I need a YB-40.
-
The YB-40 is not the plane you are looking for. Move along .
I just watched the most amazing baseball game I have seen in years .
-
wrong, that was the same game that started years ago and finaly finished.
I wear my sunglasses at night
-
wrong, that was the same game that started years ago and finaly finished.
I wear my sunglasses at night
Wrong, they are prescription, therefore you need to wear them at night.
It's fun to use "flim-flammery" in context
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Wrong, they are prescription, therefore you need to wear them at night.
It's fun to use "flim-flammery" in context
Wrong! its AWESOME to use "flim-flammery" in context.
This topic will move to the top since i responded.
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Wrong, there were seven threads above this one when I saw it.
South Carolina is going to beat Arkansas this Saturday
-
Wrong-- our leafs will muffle their success :lol
Cheating on partners is bad.
-
Wrong-- our leafs will muffle their success :lol
Cheating on partners is bad.
wrong-some are better than the one you have.
she was just a small town girl living in a lonely world. now you have to prove journey wrong! :lol
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Wrong-- I don't have to prove ANYBODY wrong.
Up is down.
-
Wrong, if she is going down you must get it up.
Frost forms when the ambient temperature is above freezing.
-
Start posting any statement you want, it can be true or false, but the object of the game is to prove that statement wrong by any means. In order to prove someone else's statement wrong you must make one yourself first.
My statment is proof your game is wrong.
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My statment is proof your game is wrong.
You only proved your spelling capabilities.
FireDrgn needs to go back to English Class.
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That only proves my spelling is wrong not my statment. Try again....
nothing personal...it was ment as a joke..... if your statment is wrong then your game is wrong also because for your game to be right your statment cannot be wrong so if its possible to prove your game wrong your statment is also wrong.if your game statment is wrong the your game is but since i play it is it right. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
runon just for you
well i thought it was funny. :banana: :banana: :bolt:
if you prove my statment wrong it proves your game right hello... come on thats funny.
I will try again.
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Your game is right!!!
If you dont see the implications of that statment you have no $0.02 of humor. :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :bolt:
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wrong, your 2 cents makes no sense.
Airplanes want to fly
-
Airplanes have no feelings, therefore, airplanes cannot "want."
To be is wrong, not to be is right.
-
Airplanes have no feelings, therefore, airplanes cannot "want."
To be is wrong, not to be is right.
Not if to be is to be a criminal and to not be is to not be a criminal!
Bears are really furry during the cold season.
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wrong, your 2 cents makes no sense.
Airplanes want to fly
wrong my $0.02 was not suppose to make cents... since it makes no sence to you it makes perfect $0.02 and the fact that your wrong makes even more cents.
Your right about my two cents being wrong.
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Wrong-- YOUR grammar sucks.
Wind can kill.
-
wrong, objects being pushed by wind can kill.
Dogs are mans best friend.
-
wrong..... not if they bite you....
to err is human: to forgive, divine
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Wrong-- to forgive is smart, if the person being forgiven is a 250 lb, 6' trucker with a texan accent and a walrus 'stache.
I am always mostly entirely wrong.
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Wrong-- to forgive is smart, if the person being forgiven is a 250 lb, 6' trucker with a texan accent and a walrus 'stache.
I am always mostly entirely wrong.
Wrong! you were right about being wrong.
Rabid animals foam at the mouth.
-
Wrong-- rabid foam animals at the mark.
History Channel is no longer worth watching
-
wrong, every holiday from 6am until 6pm a marathon of some sorts; consists of relatively interesting history related documentaries, and sometimes, you can luck upon a section you have not seen before. Thus, the channel is still better than a majority of the selections being broadcast.
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
-
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
No, Sponge Bob has Trapezoidal Pants.
Pizza was invented in an Italian town called Pizzeria.
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No, Sponge Bob has Trapezoidal Pants.
Pizza was invented in an Italian town called Pizzeria.
Wrong, it was invented by Pizza the Hut for his son Jabba.
An honest attorney is hard to find.
-
An honest attorney is hard to find.
No, honest attorneys can be spotted flipping burgers at your local fast food joint.
A locomotive train traveling at the speed of light with a flahlight shining forward in the front engine would make the flashlight beam of light travel at twice the speed of light.
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No, honest attorneys can be spotted flipping burgers at your local fast food joint.
A locomotive train traveling at the speed of light with a flahlight shining forward in the front engine would make the flashlight beam of light travel at twice the speed of light.
Wrong the speed of light is absolute, also nothing can travel AT the speed of light...only light can.
-
wrong, the speed of psychic communication has been clocked at 2 dimensions/instant.
Happy cows make certified organic methane gas.
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Wrong they make organic fertilizer and it makes them mad.
I wear a pink tutu when flying my pink spit.
-
Wrong they make organic fertilizer and it makes them mad.
I wear a pink tutu when flying my pink spit.
Wrong! you wear a pink tutu while flying your imaginary pink spit.
This thread is over 3 weeks old!
-
This thread is over 3 weeks old!
No, this thread is less than a month and still going strong.
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No, this thread is less than a month and still going strong.
Actually, it's just limping along.
The fail is strong with the poster above me.
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Wrong
I just necro-bumped this thread
-
Wrong
I just necro-bumped this thread
Wrong
You really cant be to drunk to taste this chicken.
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Wrong
I just necro-bumped this thread
Wrong.
This thread was resurrected only by the grace of Chuck Norris.
-
Wrong.
This thread was resurrected only by the grace of Chuck Norris.
Wrong
It was resurrected by the spirit of David Wales himself! :pray
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Wrong!
David Wales is gone! I killed this thread once before and I'll do it again.
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Napoleon was a dwarf.
Wrong!
David Wales is gone! I killed this thread once before and I'll do it again.
Wrong. I just posted. It just simply refuses to die Like Peewee did in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (movie).
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Napoleon was a dwarf.
Wrong, he was actualy a very large hamster that learnt to shave
Super glue tastes nice
-
Super glue tastes nice
Wrong, Super Glue does not taste nice. Feeling nostalgic for your childhood paste-eating days, you decide to try some glue but the only thing handy is Super Glue. As you gently push on the flexible metal tube for a quick taste of nostalgia, half the tube is now sitting on your tongue. Realizing that the Super Glue doesn't taste as well as you remember the paste tasting, you make the common "that's awful" tongue half-out of your mouth gesture, but can only get your tongue out part way as the Super Glue takes hold. Right now Super Glue is holding your tongue hostage by semi-permantly fastening it to the roof of your mouth, upper teeth and a little bit of your lower lip. The ransom? It will only let go by insisting that you proclaim how nice Super Glue tastes on the BBS of AH. Statement made under duress= false statement. Super Glue does not taste nice.
*Edit: sorry about your tongue.
If pigs could fly, then Halloween would land on a Wednesday in February.
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If pigs could fly, then Halloween would land on a Wednesday in February.
Wrong! If pigs could fly the heat of the sun would cook them and every person on the planet would get ham and bacon by simply holding out a plate. It would fill from the sky.
Toadstools are uncomfortable to sit on.
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Wrong! If pigs could fly the heat of the sun would cook them and every person on the planet would get ham and bacon by simply holding out a plate. It would fill from the sky.
Toadstools are uncomfortable to sit on.
Wrong barstools are uncomfortable not toadstools.
Caldera has an amazing avatar.
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Wrong, it's not amazing, but it is easy on the eyes.
Spikes has an amazing avatar.
-
Wrong, it's not amazing, but it is easy on the eyes.
Spikes has an amazing avatar.
Wrong they are never big enough.
Is Bud light really the best beer?
-
Wrong they are never big enough.
Is Bud light really the best beer?
wrong! any damn beer is the best when you have no beer.
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Wrong they are never big enough.
Is Bud light really the best beer?
Wrong Guinness ftw. (If poured properly)
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Wrong Guinness ftw. (If poured properly)
Wrong... Budweiser and other beverages they sell support my family. :D
Skuzzy has wire walking issues.
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Skuzzy has wire walking issues.
Wrong, skuzzy has wiring issues.
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii253/maddogjoe_photos/skuzzy.jpg)
We would all enjoy it if they released the new update today.
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We would all enjoy it if they released the new update today.
Wrong! Some are on a trip to Alaska.
You shouldn't drink chocolate milk at a mud wrestling meet.
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Wrong! Some are on a trip to Alaska.
You shouldn't drink chocolate milk at a mud wrestling meet.
WRONG!!!! You should never drink chocolate milk anywhere you can't confirm the milk has been sanitarily handled, processed, and hasn't been left out for 3 weeks before being mixed with mud to be made simi-liquidy instead of a nasty chocolate sour cream.
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WRONG!!!! You should never drink chocolate milk anywhere you can't confirm the milk has been sanitarily handled, processed, and hasn't been left out for 3 weeks before being mixed with mud to be made simi-liquidy instead of a nasty chocolate sour cream.
Wrong, chocolate milk is chocolate milk duh?
David Wales and Chuck Norris are brothers.
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David Wales and Chuck Norris are brothers.
A damable lie!! The United Arabian Prince David of Whales was once a conjoined brother of Chuck Norris in the womb. Chuck Norris round-housed Prince David of Whales while their Mom was visiting a delegate in the Arabian Whales and out of the womb and onto the floor he fell. Only to be raised by the Royal Family of Arabian Whales, at the age of 6 David of Whales filed for a petition of permanent separation and relief of Chuck Norris and his family line. Prince David of Whales now lives comfortably as a pet cockatoo on the desk of former President George W. Bush and on Sunday's can be seen preaching in his church.
A GRIZZly bear is a cute cuddly bear...
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Not True, I slept with her last night.
Asparagus make your pee smell.
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Asparagus make your pee smell.
Wrong... pee does not have a nose.
only milk and coke comes in 2 litres
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Wrong, milk still comes in a gallon.
NatCigg necro-bumped this thread.
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Refrigerator lights stay on when the door is shut.
We put a digital video recorder in the refrigerator and closed the door. We have video evidence that the light goes out when the door is closed.
This only works if you are watching or recording. If no one is there to see it, then the light stays on.
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David Wales and Chuck Norris are brothers.
Wrong! Chuck Norris as the dominate one in the litter would have killed all rivals at birth.
Women can't pee standing up.
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Wrong! Chuck Norris as the dominate one in the litter would have killed all rivals at birth.
Women can't pee standing up.
Wrong!!Their just not accurate to the degree of non-collateral damage.
Political correctness is killing America!!
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Wrong!!Their just not accurate to the degree of non-collateral damage.
Political correctness is killing America!!
Wrong! Not your statement, the fact that I thought I could contradict it though, is definitely wrong.
Our freedoms are being removed!
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Nope, they are simply looking out for your, cough, cough, their safety.
Freedom costs a buck o' five.
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Our freedoms are being removed!
Wrong.... there never were any freedoms...it was a myth passed down through the generations to give the masses hope and the feeling of importance...
sheep are people too
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sheep are people too
Nope, sheep are reincarnated people.
Rollercoasters were invented by the Caveman Wheel Association.
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Wrong. Left handed people are aliens.
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or in league with Devil :old:
Pervert is left handed :old:
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or in league with Devil :old:
Pervert is left handed :old:
Wrong, he can use 2 fingers from either hand.
Zacherof didn't follow the rules.
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not really. If you consider rules mystical power of being everywhere, one can not follow him as he does not go or come.
Killer Whales are the awesomest species on Earth.
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not really. If you consider rules mystical power of being everywhere, one can not follow him as he does not go or come.
Killer Whales are the awesomest species on Earth.
Wrong, Puma's are the awesomest species on Earth.
The 5 string bass is far superior to any other type of bass. 5 STRING MASTER RACE!
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wrong no such thing as a 5 string bass. it only takes 1 string and a hook to catch one.
master race exaggerations are lame.
semp
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Wrong, Master Race's story time is filled with adventure, deceit, and a triumphant struggle over the tyrannical ideals of "that other guy". His stories come as a welcomed addition to the fourteen hours of mud harvesting, and I like to use the time to clean the ticks from my legs and arms since it is a great source of protein.
being hood rich is not that bad.
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Wolves are awesome
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Wolves are awesome
Wrong, they are just dogs with Rabies.
Rules are in place for your pleasure and safety.
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Can fish catch rabies?
Would they froth at the mouth?
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Wrong, Master Race's story time is filled with adventure, deceit, and a triumphant struggle over the tyrannical ideals of "that other guy". His stories come as a welcomed addition to the fourteen hours of mud harvesting, and I like to use the time to clean the ticks from my legs and arms since it is a great source of protein.
being hood rich is not that bad.
WRONG....spending your cash getting your hair "did" before going to the grocery store puts your kids at a disadvantage.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
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You are correct sir :aok
2 pints are better than 1 :cheers:
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2 pints are better than 1 :cheers:
No. Only if one pint is smarter than the other pint when they put their heads together.
Antartica has great summer beaches for suntanning.
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No. Only if one pint is smarter than the other pint when they put their heads together.
Antartica has great summer beaches for suntanning.
Impossible to have a great beach without a great Bikini. (http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt212/distifinkin/skin/DeskWalls36_zps13bdbd99.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/distifinkin/media/skin/DeskWalls36_zps13bdbd99.jpg.html)
Antartica will be the North pole soon.
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Antartica will be the North pole soon.
wrong, it won't make it across the equator.
The girls on the outsides are ruining that picture
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Wrong, the outside girls are not ruining the picture. I'd wear Red White and Blue any day of the week.
This thread just got a whole lot more enjoyable.
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This thread just got a whole lot more enjoyable.
Wrong it got more skin.
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upon further review, :O aaaaaaaa duuuuh naaa yaaawwwww deeeeee aaaaaanttt suuuuuuummmm aaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaat :huh
All your boobies belong to us. :rock
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upon further review, :O aaaaaaaa duuuuh naaa yaaawwwww deeeeee aaaaaanttt suuuuuuummmm aaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaat :huh
All your boobies belong to us. :rock
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR62nyA8iQvOOlJEd51mOvoIsVKbByluiGKRCi-QMGHjYEvqmOm) you can have them...bloody messy things.
This game can not get better with scantily clad women
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR62nyA8iQvOOlJEd51mOvoIsVKbByluiGKRCi-QMGHjYEvqmOm) you can have them...bloody messy things.
This game can not get better with scantily clad women
wrong it gets better with scantily clad men: see dadkev
why is thinking about sheep wrong?
semp
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why is thinking about sheep wrong?
Only kissing sheep is wrong.
(http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab142/AKKuya/Earth1.jpg) (http://s858.photobucket.com/user/AKKuya/media/Earth1.jpg.html)
Earth has lost all it's water.
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Wrong, the NWO took it away to prevent any possible threat of brainwashed dolphins from executing suicide bomb runs on their Navy ships. Thankfully, they painted the ground blue so that Aliens would not notice and will continue to persue our planet for its previous plethora of water; and we can hijack their ships when they come, and unlock the secrets of extrasolar space travel, and start to build a new four diamond ski resort at the base of Alpha Centauri Bb's 15k foot slopes. :rock
Dogs are mans best friend. :salute
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Wrong, the NWO took it away to prevent any possible threat of brainwashed dolphins from executing suicide bomb runs on their Navy ships. Thankfully, they painted the ground blue so that Aliens would not notice and will continue to persue our planet for its previous plethora of water; and we can hijack their ships when they come, and unlock the secrets of extrasolar space travel, and start to build a new four diamond ski resort at the base of Alpha Centauri Bb's 15k foot slopes. :rock
Dogs are mans best friend. :salute
wrong doggie style is man's best friend.
vodka with oj is best.
semp
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Wrong, vodka with OJ will lead you to doggy style with a man's best friend.
I never drink Vodka.
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Wrong, vodka with OJ will lead you to doggy style with a man's best friend.
I never drink Vodka.
Wrong, you drank vodka. You just don't remember it. :D
No one likes Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep.
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wrong, they are dirt cheap.
British rock stars sound American.
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wrong, they are dirt cheap.
British rock stars sound American.
wong rock star energy drinks is not british and doesnt talk.
redbull is color blind.
semp
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Wrong Redbull is color challenged.
Fruity Pebbles are the best.
LawnDart
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Pebbles was not gay. But have serious doubts about Bam Bam.
All Cereal is just corn chips.
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Wrong, Fritos and milk tastes like crap.
Enjoying Grape Nuts in the morning is better than having blue balls.
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Wrong, elephantitis is not fun in the morning either
The Mariners will win the AL West
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wrong, most teams need a winning record to finish first.
Baseball will have to buy ash wood from china because a bug from china is killing all of americas ash trees.
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Baseball will have to buy ash wood from china because a bug from china is killing all of americas ash trees.
Nope, axes and chainsaws kill ash trees.
F-16 fighter jets will be the new biliionaire's pricey toys.
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Maybe in 20 years.
edit: I forgot the next question, oops
Beer is good food.
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Wrong, I tried to live off beer, almost died. It's mostly good vibrations ~ sunkist.
The big one will hit California this summer.
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Wrong, I tried to live off beer, almost died. It's mostly good vibrations ~ sunkist.
The big one will hit California this summer.
wrong my ex-wife lost a lot of weight before she moved here.
never trust a skinny crane man.
semp
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Wrong, never trust a skinny chef.
The migratory pattern of the Canadian Dragonfly prove global warming isn't real.
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Wrong, never trust a skinny chef.
The migratory pattern of the Canadian Dragonfly prove global warming isn't real.
Wrong everything Al Gore says is absolutely the truth, except the fact that it was I who created the internet.
Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are the same person.
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wrong, they are not people, they are a product formulated to captivate children, luring billions of dollars from poor people around the world.
Mother Nature giveth and taketh.
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Oh, she taketh alright and she liketh it a lot, but she doesn't giveth,.....something about taste.....
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
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wrong, the pregnancy test gave a false positive.
Hawaii was found after people followed birds over the pacific ocean for 200 years.
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Horseplop, people cant fly so they cant follow birds over the Pacific, nor do we live for 200 years.
I'm eating an Orange.
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wrong, you were eating a orange
people have followed ideas for thousands of years.
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people have followed ideas for thousands of years.
No, people have followed other peoples' ideas.
(http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab142/AKKuya/farrahfaucet.jpg) (http://s858.photobucket.com/user/AKKuya/media/farrahfaucet.jpg.html)
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no people have followed other people's ideas of booty.
it's gonna be a hot day at the mill.
semp
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no people have followed other people's ideas of booty.
it's gonna be a hot day at the mill.
semp
Wrong mills aren't allowed to be open on Saturdays, nobody could actually tell you if it were hot.
Tom Cruise will be in a movie worth watching this decade.
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Tom Cruise will be in a movie worth watching this decade.
Wrong .. Tom Cruise cant act since leaving his wife.
Semp is canadian.
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nah, he's never ended a post with "aye".
Lizard aliens planted dinosaurs here who killed off man kind temporarily for the 3rd time
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wrong, lizards are from britton.
Tea tastes better than boiled leaves.