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Title: never ride the city bus.
Post by: skorpion on November 16, 2011, 06:11:45 PM
Well today, i learned to never use public transportation ever again. some f**kpickle thought it would be funny to steal my ipod right from my hand and run off with it. i chased him for about 6 blocks and after that i had to stop because the freaking monkey climbed up the side of a garage and jumped into the yard next to it and ran somewhere i couldnt see. someone called the cops after they saw it happen and the jackwagon who stole my ipod was caught.


rant over. ipod returned.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: F22RaptorDude on November 16, 2011, 06:48:37 PM
Why is it I don't believe you?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: NOT on November 16, 2011, 06:50:28 PM
Prolly the same reason I dont..............





NOT
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: MachFly on November 16, 2011, 06:51:07 PM
In that case you should avoid public environment in general. 
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: sunfan1121 on November 16, 2011, 07:02:08 PM
Never flaunt your valuables in public. If you had you're Ipod out on the bus you deserve to get it stolen. This is a world full of wolves, and stupid people are the sheep.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: 68ZooM on November 16, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
cool story bro........ so he was arrested then there must be a police report what town was that in?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: stash on November 16, 2011, 08:35:36 PM
Never flaunt your valuables in public. If you had you're Ipod out on the bus you deserve to get it stolen. This is a world full of wolves, and stupid people are the sheep.

Did you really just write that?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Flipperk on November 16, 2011, 08:37:53 PM
Did you really just say that?


That is actually pretty spot on, criminals play the game...some better than others, as a matter of fact...I would bet you that the U.S. Governments' network security is ran by hackers...why? Cause they are the best...
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: skorpion on November 16, 2011, 08:39:53 PM
Never flaunt your valuables in public. If you had you're Ipod out on the bus you deserve to get it stolen. This is a world full of wolves, and stupid people are the sheep.
i wasnt "flaunting my valuables". i was going to put it away and it was taken.


Why is it I don't believe you?
how come nobody believed you when you had your rc car "burned" and "beaten" and "stolen"?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: MachFly on November 16, 2011, 08:50:00 PM
Never flaunt your valuables in public. If you had you're Ipod out on the bus you deserve to get it stolen. This is a world full of wolves, and stupid people are the sheep.
Did you really just write that?

I agree with what he wrote. That's the way the world works.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: F22RaptorDude on November 16, 2011, 09:19:13 PM
i wasnt "flaunting my valuables". i was going to put it away and it was taken.

how come nobody believed you when you had your rc car "burned" and "beaten" and "stolen"?
Cause i'm a past bs'r, regardless I'm not bringing my car up again
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Scotch on November 16, 2011, 09:40:16 PM
Uh oh, trouble in the mickey mouse club
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: MarineUS on November 17, 2011, 12:37:32 AM
I chased a guy in a helicopter for 40 miles and got fed up with it so I used a sling shot and made it crash. When he tried to run away, I used his helmet to crush his skull in. :D
 :noid
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: zack1234 on November 17, 2011, 01:38:56 AM
I friend of mine caught someone in his backyard once trying to steal his motorcycle :old:

The guy did not get a good deal out of it :rofl

Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: uptown on November 17, 2011, 03:47:41 AM
I caught a kid trying to steal gas out of my tractor one night. I just grinned as he pissed down 1 leg while looking down the business end of my 12 gauge. He went home and I got a free gas can out of the deal.  :devil
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: zack1234 on November 17, 2011, 04:24:19 AM
+1  :)
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Tyrannis on November 17, 2011, 06:46:20 AM
My freshmen year, i had an Ipod which i was listening to  during lunch. Had it sitting out on the table, turned towards another table to chat with some friends, turned back around, it was gone.

I looked at the other table next to mine where a couple of juniors were setting, Looked at this one chic who was looking at me, she nodded towards this one kid that was sitting at the table, who had my ipod sticking out his pocket.

Waited till the bell rang. He went to get up. Slugged him in the mouth. took my ipod from his pocket while he was trying to stop his lip from bleeding.
Got suspended for 3 days, but i didn't mind. Spent those days uploading new music to listen too.
Apparently punching a junior as a freshman is fast-track to being popular in some high schools, because when i got back to school after my suspension i had alot of people i didn't know chatting me up.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: grizz441 on November 17, 2011, 08:24:41 AM
That's pretty incredible that someone called the cops for you and they showed up so fast and found the dude who had got away.  Okay I'll admit it, I don't believe your story.  :D
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: clerick on November 17, 2011, 08:38:47 AM
My freshmen year, i had an Ipod which i was listening to  during lunch. Had it sitting out on the table, turned towards another table to chat with some friends, turned back around, it was gone.

I looked at the other table next to mine where a couple of juniors were setting, Looked at this one chic who was looking at me, she nodded towards this one kid that was sitting at the table, who had my ipod sticking out his pocket.

Waited till the bell rang. He went to get up. Slugged him in the mouth. took my ipod from his pocket while he was trying to stop his lip from bleeding.
Got suspended for 3 days, but i didn't mind. Spent those days uploading new music to listen too.
Apparently punching a junior as a freshman is fast-track to being popular in some high schools, because when i got back to school after my suspension i had alot of people i didn't know chatting me up.

Heck yeah for being a bad prettythang!! 

Not
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Tyrannis on November 17, 2011, 08:43:08 AM
Heck yeah for being a bad prettythang!! 

Not
:o
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Tigger29 on November 17, 2011, 08:50:49 AM
Got suspended for 3 days, but i didn't mind. Spent those days uploading new music to listen too.

Yes it's obvious you didn't spend those three days studying grammar!
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Tyrannis on November 17, 2011, 09:01:35 AM
Yes it's obvious you didn't spend those three days studying grammar!
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/xxREXxx_01/tumblr_larggm33FW1qbbpaoo1_1280.jpg)
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: zack1234 on November 17, 2011, 10:55:10 AM
+1 grammar Nazi :)

Make pies not war :old:
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Shuffler on November 17, 2011, 11:46:26 AM
Terrible.... if he ran away, he is not threat so you can't pull your piece and shoot him.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: guncrasher on November 17, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
Terrible.... if he ran away, he is not threat so you can't pull your piece and shoot him.

that ipod looked like a gun.

semp
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: grizz441 on November 17, 2011, 12:24:21 PM
that ipod looked like a gun.

semp

But it was your ipod so you should have known.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Babalonian on November 17, 2011, 02:41:48 PM
Never flaunt your valuables in public. If you had you're Ipod out on the bus you deserve to get it stolen. This is a world full of wolves, and stupid people are the sheep.

Hey Scorpion, out of curiosity since you're obviously an inexperienced bus rider, what do you usually keep in your outer-most backpack pocket(s)?   :D
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Scotch on November 17, 2011, 03:00:47 PM
That outermost pocket is for your wallet so you don't sit on it and hurt your back!  :old:
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: skorpion on November 17, 2011, 03:17:01 PM
Hey Scorpion, out of curiosity since you're obviously an inexperienced bus rider, what do you usually keep in your outer-most backpack pocket(s)?   :D
well lets see, my sweeshblade, my drawing of a sweeshblade, and my little elf/lion that says "IM A MIGHTY LION! HEAR ME ROAR....meow"  :banana:
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: DMGOD on November 17, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
Well today, i learned to never use public transportation ever again. some f**kpickle thought it would be funny to steal my ipod right from my hand and run off with it. i chased him for about 6 blocks and after that i had to stop because the freaking monkey climbed up the side of a garage and jumped into the yard next to it and ran somewhere i couldnt see. someone called the cops after they saw it happen and the jackwagon who stole my ipod was caught.


rant over. ipod returned.

Police report or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Babalonian on November 17, 2011, 03:57:43 PM
That outermost pocket is for your wallet so you don't sit on it and hurt your back!  :old:

No, no, no, that's the nitro glycerin pouch.

The wallet goes on the silver platter mounted to the top of your head.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: 1Boner on November 17, 2011, 04:07:40 PM
I'm waiting for one of the idiots who wins on cash cab to get whacked.

After winning they get outta the cab jumping up and down waving the cash around on a city street.

Well its only a matter of time before.........
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: clerick on November 17, 2011, 04:13:49 PM
I'm waiting for one of the idiots who wins on cash cab to get whacked.

After winning they get outta the cab jumping up and down waving the cash around on a city street.

Well its only a matter of time before.........

 The cash is only a prop. They get the money by check after all appropriate taxes have been taken.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: 1Boner on November 17, 2011, 04:30:45 PM
The cash is only a prop. They get the money by check after all appropriate taxes have been taken.

Try tellin that to the guy with a gun in your face.

Its only a prop!!! Its only a prop!!!  LOL!!!
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: skorpion on November 17, 2011, 04:41:37 PM
Try tellin that to the guy with a gun in your face.

Its only a prop!!! Its only a prop!!!  LOL!!!
:rofl

that would be a funny moment, scary, but funny!
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: AWwrgwy on November 17, 2011, 05:47:44 PM
<--- Off to ride the City Bus.

(need an I-Pod)



wrongway
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: RTHolmes on November 17, 2011, 05:54:17 PM
so you got witnesses and the perp caught red-handed, well done.

what did the police charge him with?
when's he going up infront of a judge?
what was his bail?

..?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: 68ZooM on November 17, 2011, 08:36:46 PM
so you got witnesses and the perp caught red-handed, well done.

what did the police charge him with?
when's he going up infront of a judge?
what was his bail?

..?

lol RT  chuck norris riding on a unicorn caught him not the cops  :rofl
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: DMGOD on November 18, 2011, 06:31:14 PM
why won't you answer any of the questions asked of you?

I smell BS
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: clerick on November 18, 2011, 06:45:30 PM
why won't you answer any of the questions asked of you?

I smell BS

Because, just like the new kid at the "cool table," he is telling tall tales to impress everyone. I've known more that a few pathological liars who never seem to learn that everyone is on to them.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: LLv34_Snefens on November 18, 2011, 06:52:46 PM
This made me remember this thread http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,215507.0.html . Good laughs. Especially the pineapple drawing near the end  :lol
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: morfiend on November 18, 2011, 07:00:24 PM
 Title should read.... never ride the short bus...... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: CAP1 on November 18, 2011, 07:17:29 PM
Why is it I don't believe you?

it could be true. these kinds of thefts were commonplace in philly this past summer.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Melvin on November 18, 2011, 07:35:18 PM
This made me remember this thread http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,215507.0.html . Good laughs. Especially the pineapple drawing near the end  :lol

Wow, I followed that link into some rather dark corners of the Aces High world.

MrBlack, TheWobble, TheFatz, oh my...

My head is swimming at the moment.  :huh
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Dago on November 18, 2011, 08:28:11 PM
Because, just like the new kid at the "cool table," he is telling tall tales to impress everyone. I've known more that a few pathological liars who never seem to learn that everyone is on to them.

There is a guy from MN that frequents AGW who tells lies to impress everyone, and they buy it.  I met him once, had his number quickly.  Tales of his derring-do, of wrongs committed against him, etc.   Complete BS'er.   Nobody has called him out yet that I know of, but I challenged him one time about one of his stories, he got a bit indignant, and expanded the lie to a story that I knew with absolute certainty was a lie.  More than anything I felt pity for him, sad to need to make up such stories trying to get respect and admiration. 
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: CAP1 on November 18, 2011, 08:39:00 PM
There is a guy from MN that frequents AGW who tells lies to impress everyone, and they buy it.  I met him once, had his number quickly.  Tales of his derring-do, of wrongs committed against him, etc.   Complete BS'er.   Nobody has called him out yet that I know of, but I challenged him one time about one of his stories, he got a bit indignant, and expanded the lie to a story that I knew with absolute certainty was a lie.  More than anything I felt pity for him, sad to need to make up such stories trying to get respect and admiration. 

AGW?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: clerick on November 18, 2011, 08:51:21 PM
There is a guy from MN that frequents AGW who tells lies to impress everyone, and they buy it.  I met him once, had his number quickly.  Tales of his derring-do, of wrongs committed against him, etc.   Complete BS'er.   Nobody has called him out yet that I know of, but I challenged him one time about one of his stories, he got a bit indignant, and expanded the lie to a story that I knew with absolute certainty was a lie.  More than anything I felt pity for him, sad to need to make up such stories trying to get respect and admiration. 

I know the type.  I worked with a guy who was like that and I used to make up these outrageous claims just to hear him try and one up them.  Always fell for the bait. 
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: FYB on November 19, 2011, 12:46:38 AM
Cause i'm a past bs'r, regardless I'm not bringing my car up again
"Past" BS'er? At least his is believable, and possibly true.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: Dago on November 22, 2011, 10:12:02 AM
AGW?

Yeah.
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: greens on November 22, 2011, 12:40:33 PM
is this the justin beiber vs crazydancegirl forum on whos the daddy?
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: VonMessa on November 22, 2011, 12:46:06 PM
it could be true. these kinds of thefts were commonplace in philly this past summer.

Only for those with their heads up their asses..
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: VonMessa on November 22, 2011, 12:46:37 PM
Police report or it didn't happen.

^^^ This
Title: Re: never ride the city bus.
Post by: mensa180 on November 23, 2011, 10:38:43 AM
LOL.  Eskimo is a genius, and I always totally lose it at Speed55's pic.