never ride the city bus.

[Babalonian]

That outermost pocket is for your wallet so you don't sit on it and hurt your back! 

No, no, no, that's the nitro glycerin pouch.

The wallet goes on the silver platter mounted to the top of your head.

[1Boner]

I'm waiting for one of the idiots who wins on cash cab to get whacked.

After winning they get outta the cab jumping up and down waving the cash around on a city street.

Well its only a matter of time before.........

[clerick]

I'm waiting for one of the idiots who wins on cash cab to get whacked.

After winning they get outta the cab jumping up and down waving the cash around on a city street.

Well its only a matter of time before.........

 The cash is only a prop. They get the money by check after all appropriate taxes have been taken.

[1Boner]

The cash is only a prop. They get the money by check after all appropriate taxes have been taken.

Try tellin that to the guy with a gun in your face.

Its only a prop!!! Its only a prop!!!  LOL!!!

[skorpion]

Try tellin that to the guy with a gun in your face.

Its only a prop!!! Its only a prop!!!  LOL!!!

that would be a funny moment, scary, but funny!

[AWwrgwy]

<--- Off to ride the City Bus.

(need an I-Pod)



wrongway

[RTHolmes]

so you got witnesses and the perp caught red-handed, well done.

what did the police charge him with?
when's he going up infront of a judge?
what was his bail?

..?

[68ZooM]

so you got witnesses and the perp caught red-handed, well done.

what did the police charge him with?
when's he going up infront of a judge?
what was his bail?

..?

lol RT  chuck norris riding on a unicorn caught him not the cops  

[DMGOD]

why won't you answer any of the questions asked of you?

I smell BS

[clerick]

why won't you answer any of the questions asked of you?

I smell BS

Because, just like the new kid at the "cool table," he is telling tall tales to impress everyone. I've known more that a few pathological liars who never seem to learn that everyone is on to them.

[LLv34_Snefens]

This made me remember this thread http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,215507.0.html . Good laughs. Especially the pineapple drawing near the end 

[morfiend]

 Title should read.... never ride the short bus......

[CAP1]

Why is it I don't believe you?

it could be true. these kinds of thefts were commonplace in philly this past summer.

[Melvin]

This made me remember this thread http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,215507.0.html . Good laughs. Especially the pineapple drawing near the end 

Wow, I followed that link into some rather dark corners of the Aces High world.

MrBlack, TheWobble, TheFatz, oh my...

My head is swimming at the moment. 

[Dago]

Because, just like the new kid at the "cool table," he is telling tall tales to impress everyone. I've known more that a few pathological liars who never seem to learn that everyone is on to them.

There is a guy from MN that frequents AGW who tells lies to impress everyone, and they buy it.  I met him once, had his number quickly.  Tales of his derring-do, of wrongs committed against him, etc.   Complete BS'er.   Nobody has called him out yet that I know of, but I challenged him one time about one of his stories, he got a bit indignant, and expanded the lie to a story that I knew with absolute certainty was a lie.  More than anything I felt pity for him, sad to need to make up such stories trying to get respect and admiration.