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Title: IQ Test
Post by: chaser on January 01, 2012, 09:16:30 PM
Albert Einstein wants to test the IQ of three men. He finds men with IQs of 250, 150, and 50. He asks the man with the 250 IQ, "What can you tell me about nuclear fission?" The man gives an answer appropriate to his 250 IQ, and Einstein moves on to the man with a 150 IQ. He asks him, "What can you tell me about Nuclear reactions?" The man gives him an answer appropriate for a 150 IQ. Einstein then asks the man with the 50 IQ, "HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?"
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: TinmanX on January 01, 2012, 09:32:09 PM
How would the man with the alleged IQ of 50 even be able to answer that? If Einstein were indeed asking him this question the Dallas Cowboys didn't yet exist.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: wil3ur on January 01, 2012, 09:35:30 PM
I thought IQ was a measurement of problem solving abilities... I'm not sure how asking someone about a given subject factors in.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: Masherbrum on January 01, 2012, 09:51:08 PM
How would the man with the alleged IQ of 50 even be able to answer that? If Einstein were indeed asking him this question the Dallas Cowboys didn't yet exist.

Correct!
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: TheAssi on January 01, 2012, 10:07:32 PM
You guys aren't too bright.

Some idiot just paid a ton for the Delorean from back to the future.  He went back in time and easily answered that question.

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Geez.  :banana:
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: Masherbrum on January 01, 2012, 10:23:52 PM
You guys aren't too bright.

Some idiot just paid a ton for the Delorean from back to the future.  He went back in time and easily answered that question.

Geez.  :banana:


I wonder if he saved any money by switching to Geico....
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: curry1 on January 01, 2012, 10:42:39 PM
I wonder if he saved any money by switching to Geico....

He made Geico.  :O
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: mechanic on January 01, 2012, 10:50:21 PM
IQ is the equivalent of processor speed, plays little part in knowledge, just how quickly one thinks  :old:
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: Tupac on January 01, 2012, 11:01:11 PM
I'm glad I'm not a cowboys fan.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: Dichotomy on January 01, 2012, 11:05:13 PM
I'm glad I'm not a cowboys fan.

I wish I weren't
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: chaser on January 01, 2012, 11:07:17 PM
I wish I weren't
:ahand :D


Go Pack GO  :bolt:
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: Penguin on January 02, 2012, 08:13:22 PM
50 IQ is usually the result of mental deficiency.

-Penguin
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: M0nkey_Man on January 02, 2012, 09:36:38 PM
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/h/houston_texans_logo-9151.jpg)
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: curry1 on January 02, 2012, 10:07:50 PM
I'm glad I'm not a cowboys fan.

(http://gifs.gifbin.com/320sw744520.gif)
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: PuppetZ on January 02, 2012, 10:48:30 PM
50 IQ is usually the result of mental deficiency.

-Penguin

That was the intended pun of the joke bud  :aok

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0811/stating-the-obvious-demotivational-poster-1228062941.jpg)
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: oakranger on January 02, 2012, 10:55:00 PM
50 IQ is usually the result of mental deficiency.

-Penguin

IQ below 80 is borderlind deficiency.  Appraently somebody is close to that.  Good call Penguin.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: Steve on January 02, 2012, 10:55:58 PM
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/h/houston_texans_logo-9151.jpg)

Texans?   Heheh. No.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: uptown on January 02, 2012, 11:17:34 PM
I'm a Chiefs fan myself. I reckon that'd put me around the 50 IQ range.  :bhead
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: oakranger on January 02, 2012, 11:19:43 PM
I'm a Chiefs fan myself. I reckon that'd put me around the 50 IQ range.  :bhead

If you event have a IQ 0f 79, you would not know how to post anything on AH BBS. 
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: phatzo on January 02, 2012, 11:22:05 PM
I figured it out eventually.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: fuzeman on January 02, 2012, 11:25:05 PM
That was the intended pun of the joke bud  :aok

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0811/stating-the-obvious-demotivational-poster-1228062941.jpg)

Does the other side of that sign have "Sidewalk Begins" ?
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: MK-84 on January 03, 2012, 12:18:44 AM
If you event have a IQ 0f 79, you would not know how to post anything on AH BBS. 

I read somewhere that the average IQ of a typical american is around 98 (obviously this is anecdotal)

an IQ of 65 I believe is actually classified as mentally retarded. (or whatever the PC phrase used is now)

anyone have any real data on this?  I'm kinda curious now/
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: oakranger on January 03, 2012, 12:29:11 AM
I read somewhere that the average IQ of a typical american is around 98 (obviously this is anecdotal)

an IQ of 65 I believe is actually classified as mentally retarded. (or whatever the PC phrase used is now)

anyone have any real data on this?  I'm kinda curious now/

IQ 60 classified as mentally retarded.  I was tested at 128.
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: wil3ur on January 03, 2012, 10:57:01 AM
IQ 60 classified as mentally retarded.  I was tested at 128.

"Now with the *power of two retards!"

*Power in reference to IQ not Physical strength   
Title: Re: IQ Test
Post by: dedalos on January 03, 2012, 12:40:17 PM
:ahand :D


Go Pack GO  :bolt:

 :furious  :furious  :old:  :furious  :noid