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Title: David Speaks!
Post by: Tordon22 on February 12, 2012, 03:37:43 PM
Good afternoon, my flock.

First and foremost I would like to personally thank our members for the continued effort to keep the faith and memories of David alive and well in the BBS. Brother Corky's research into the Book of David has moistened my eyes several times. David's inner circle has decided its best to admit that I'm the medium who can hear David speak. I spent a few days earlier this week hiding in a bish factory, the rest hiding in the knit countryside. Despite constant fear of capture and torture or wose, I was able to contact David and receive his message.

But there is unfortunate business to talk about, the Church would warn members or false members from attempting to leverage any power or distribute titles/ranks within the Church. We've no need for Pope or anything else along those lines. We're all David's brothers or sisters and I'm simply the mouthpiece between David and yourselves.  The focus should be on bettering the game of Aces High as a united force and the Church is a bit dismayed with the participation in the David Wales Memorial Wish effort. The church does keep hope that the renewed presence of David's words among the BBS will stir some, if not all of you into action.

The following is the exact transcript of David's glorious and inspiring narrative:

" hi u lot , come wit me to the moutin .i think ur all great , and think u for telling hitch (not dale- thou shalt not call him that) and skuzzy how u lot feel , now we have big work to do , we all love aces high so now we def have to make wishes , blesteD r those who wish for thers is the kingdo of cartoons , dream and think and do let the mean lot tell u giberish u lot are,either dixlexic or stupid , do not beleev them , button the button ur top button up on ur tunik and wish hard and long , do it for rosey (not carrie- thou shalt not call her that) or do it for the apostles but wish , wish , wish , pleez the future bobs need you , thou shalt wisH!!!!!  this is seriuous like the face on my salute  :salute "


All praise be to David, Lord of AH Wishes.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: MickDono on February 12, 2012, 03:43:37 PM
 :pray :pray
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Tupac on February 12, 2012, 03:43:59 PM
I am but a humble acolyte of his teaching. Praise be to him.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: cactuskooler on February 12, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
All praise be to David, Lord of AH Wishes, and to the prophet known as Zap.

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Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Mano on February 12, 2012, 03:51:41 PM
LOL

Give it a rest, already!

 :bolt:
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Hannibal on February 12, 2012, 04:12:29 PM
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Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: zack1234 on February 12, 2012, 04:30:14 PM
Can you ask David as you are his voice to his flock how I can gain AH enlightenment  :old:

I feel there is a void in my inner karma and feel that David and his magic hands will fill that void :old:

Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: ACE on February 12, 2012, 04:32:01 PM
He speaks from the dead!!  Has thou rose?
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: dorabogue on February 12, 2012, 04:36:48 PM
I am big with sad I look at make believe propheters who have came up to speak what i to you lot. You lot not listen to them should. I am with the miracle alive and good beeing and i have a new escellent good idea should go on list which desires. Now idea goodest yet fill dropping tanks with sperm dropping on whoever u like to......
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: olds442 on February 12, 2012, 04:38:09 PM
See Rule #14










<last edited today by skuzzy>
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Tupac on February 12, 2012, 04:44:16 PM
I am big with sad I look at make believe propheters who have came up to speak what i to you lot. You lot not listen to them should. I am with the miracle alive and good beeing and i have a new escellent good idea should go on list which desires. Now idea goodest yet fill dropping tanks with sperm dropping on whoever u like to......

O soothesayer, please bring us back David. We have much to learn.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: B-17 on February 12, 2012, 04:44:50 PM
Praise be to the Lord of all Wishes, may he and his cartooney heavenly host have mercy upon those who did not understand him.

Amen :pray
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: bacon8tr on February 12, 2012, 04:51:50 PM
How about I just announce who david is in game and we all be done with it?  :noid
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: olds442 on February 12, 2012, 05:33:07 PM
Hi GUyz u see io put a cAPTLE h THERE my slpeling haz gotena so mucanh bettar hnowz thazt hithech (nt dale and Hde dont hav per purple under warrre ethier ) i lozce u allz al ong lieav higtech love au prob bea backs a on formua beacuasega i was a j niekel memba my faceihk looks al like tahis wgeb i thik of u gauyz  :x
as u see he even put a capital in the Hi. he spells so good!
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: MK-84 on February 12, 2012, 05:51:21 PM
as u see he even put a capital in the Hi. he spells so good!
As you see, he even put a capital in the "Hi".  He spells so well

I bet that's not even perfect either, but.....

good job olds :ahand
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: ozrocker on February 12, 2012, 05:55:35 PM
He shall return sayeth Wofat!
Wofat has eaten too much fiber and thou Wofat hast created
a megamess. Thine bowels haveth soiled many planes.
He commandeth a squadron of pressure washers, so thine
planes will become clean and fresh again.
So let it be written, so let it be done.

                                                                                                                                                          :cheers: Oz

                                                                      
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: FLOTSOM on February 12, 2012, 06:17:26 PM
and from the mouths of babes shall the words of enlightenment come................. :pray :pray :pray
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: MAINER on February 12, 2012, 07:59:37 PM
 :pray :pray
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Daddkev on February 12, 2012, 09:54:13 PM
 :furious :furious :furious :furious Please stay dead!!!!!! :furious :furious :furious :furious
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Krupinski on February 12, 2012, 10:13:26 PM
Shun the non-believers!!
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Guppy35 on February 12, 2012, 10:39:23 PM
:furious :furious :furious :furious Please stay dead!!!!!! :furious :furious :furious :furious

There's a little bit of David Wales alive in all of us Daddkev.  No use fighting it. :aok
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Vulcan on February 12, 2012, 11:23:47 PM
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Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: RealDeal on February 13, 2012, 01:34:11 AM
 :pray Bring back David Wales  :pray
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: FLOTSOM on February 13, 2012, 01:38:34 AM
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/never_7f2fae_212781.jpg)

David.........is that you trying to channel through a weaker being who was not strong enough to carry the burden of your words of wisdom???????

Vulcan is weak in faith but he is trying......speak oh wise one.....we of the flock are listening.....

Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: AHTbolt on February 13, 2012, 06:56:16 AM
Beware of the AntiWales he will bring doom to us all.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Max on February 13, 2012, 07:35:51 AM
Not wanting to be a poopyhead, but am I the only one bored to tears with david wales threads?
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: mbailey on February 13, 2012, 07:36:53 AM
Good afternoon, my flock.

First and foremost I would like to personally thank our members for the continued effort to keep the faith and memories of David alive and well in the BBS. Brother Corky's research into the Book of David has moistened my eyes several times. David's inner circle has decided its best to admit that I'm the medium who can hear David speak. I spent a few days earlier this week hiding in a bish factory, the rest hiding in the knit countryside. Despite constant fear of capture and torture or wose, I was able to contact David and receive his message.

But there is unfortunate business to talk about, the Church would warn members or false members from attempting to leverage any power or distribute titles/ranks within the Church. We've no need for Pope or anything else along those lines. We're all David's brothers or sisters and I'm simply the mouthpiece between David and yourselves.  The focus should be on bettering the game of Aces High as a united force and the Church is a bit dismayed with the participation in the David Wales Memorial Wish effort. The church does keep hope that the renewed presence of David's words among the BBS will stir some, if not all of you into action.

The following is the exact transcript of David's glorious and inspiring narrative:

" hi u lot , come wit me to the moutin .i think ur all great , and think u for telling hitch (not dale- thou shalt not call him that) and skuzzy how u lot feel , now we have big work to do , we all love aces high so now we def have to make wishes , blesteD r those who wish for thers is the kingdo of cartoons , dream and think and do let the mean lot tell u giberish u lot are,either dixlexic or stupid , do not beleev them , button the button ur top button up on ur tunik and wish hard and long , do it for rosey (not carrie- thou shalt not call her that) or do it for the apostles but wish , wish , wish , pleez the future bobs need you , thou shalt wisH!!!!!  this is seriuous like the face on my salute  :salute "


All praise be to David, Lord of AH Wishes.

SOOOOO sayeth the Shepard!! :pray
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 13, 2012, 09:28:38 AM
Not wanting to be a poopyhead, but am I the only one bored to tears with david wales threads?

You may be the only one bored that clicks on David Wales threads.......
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Changeup on February 13, 2012, 09:30:50 AM
This what happens when unemployment is above 7.9%...and then depression set in... Thanks Mr President
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Max on February 13, 2012, 09:38:27 AM
more like 15 but who's counting?
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Changeup on February 13, 2012, 09:42:24 AM
more like 15 but who's counting?

Apologies...I stand corrected.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: jimbo71 on February 13, 2012, 11:38:02 AM
This what happens when unemployment is above 7.9%...and then depression set in... Thanks Mr President
more like 15 but who's counting?

15% is above 7.9%....

HOORAY MATH!  :x
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 13, 2012, 12:28:13 PM

15% is above 7.9%....

HOORAY MATH!  :x

I read in another thread that percentage is out of date. :D
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Flench on February 13, 2012, 12:30:04 PM
Beware of the AntiWales he will bring doom to us all.
Amen !
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Vulcan on February 13, 2012, 09:14:22 PM
David.........is that you trying to channel through a weaker being who was not strong enough to carry the burden of your words of wisdom???????

Vulcan is weak in faith but he is trying......speak oh wise one.....we of the flock are listening.....

google wales and dogging.

The only bright side of wales is that chick from Torchwood.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: wil3ur on February 13, 2012, 09:32:33 PM
Beware of the AntiWales he will bring doom to us all.

(http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/paulwatson1.jpg)
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Daddkev on February 14, 2012, 11:39:46 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Skulls22 on February 15, 2012, 02:40:28 PM
This is just great! Thank you for keeping the grand spirit of David Wales alive!
 :pray























:rofl
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: ebfd11 on February 15, 2012, 02:55:18 PM
Do to the David Wales threads like the guy did to this bike.

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Enough is enough
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: W7LPNRICK on February 15, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
Not wanting to be a poopyhead, but am I the only one bored to tears with david wales threads?

Poopyhead is the worst you can do? 

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Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: truss51 on February 15, 2012, 06:23:04 PM
When will David come OUT of the closet?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Tordon22 on February 15, 2012, 06:25:41 PM
When will David come OUT of the closet?  :headscratch:

Why? You lonely mate?

Hope you understand davidwales is the wishER not the wishEE
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: mechanic on February 15, 2012, 06:30:31 PM
He shall return sayeth Wofat!
Wofat has eaten too much fiber and thou Wofat hast created
a megamess. Thine bowels haveth soiled many planes.
He commandeth a squadron of pressure washers, so thine
planes will become clean and fresh again.
So let it be written, so let it be done.

                                                                                                                                                          :cheers: Oz

                                                                      


 :rofl
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 16, 2012, 09:03:43 AM
I shall go home this evening and watch Ten Commandments...... so let it be written, so let it be done.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: FLOTSOM on February 16, 2012, 09:06:33 AM
I shall go home this evening and watch Ten Commandments...... so let it be written, so let it be done.

as old as you are i bet you have an original copy............in stone!
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 16, 2012, 09:08:33 AM
as old as you are i bet you have an original copy............in stone!

:D
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: W7LPNRICK on February 16, 2012, 06:38:11 PM
as old as you are i bet you have an original copy............in stone!

Ouch! he musta seen you crawling outa bed this morning
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Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Flench on February 17, 2012, 01:28:00 PM
as old as you are i bet you have an original copy............in stone!
LOL !!!
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Rob52240 on February 21, 2012, 01:36:35 AM
Do you even know who he is in the MA?
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 21, 2012, 01:36:25 PM
Do you even know who he is in the MA?

I do...... but I am sworn to secrecy lest I be struck down
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: 4Prop on February 22, 2012, 02:27:50 PM
I do...... but I am sworn to secrecy lest I be struck down

I'm CIA. you can tell me
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 23, 2012, 12:59:57 PM
I'm CIA. you can tell me

Why would I tell you if you Can't Imagine Anything (CIA)
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Flench on February 23, 2012, 01:32:50 PM
My hunting buddy is a FBI and he trusts me so you can tell me ....:)
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Hap on February 23, 2012, 01:43:53 PM
Tordon, your thread is gross.
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Shuffler on February 23, 2012, 04:10:22 PM
My hunting buddy is a FBI and he trusts me so you can tell me ....:)

So your trusted by a Flat Bottom Idiot (FBI).. umm no  :D
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Flench on February 23, 2012, 04:12:54 PM
So your trusted by a Flat Bottom Idiot (FBI).. umm no  :D
LOL ! good one , hahahaha
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: 4Prop on February 24, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
So your trusted by a Flat Bottom Idiot (FBI).. umm no  :D

i think he meant he hunts on Fat Boy Island
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: Changeup on February 24, 2012, 01:45:36 PM
I'm CIA. you can tell me

Christians In Action?
Title: Re: David Speaks!
Post by: jimbo71 on February 24, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
That bacon guy (the one who's avatar makes me hungry) swears he knows. 

The prophet David did make a few references to that brad pitt "joe black" movie....  :headscratch: