David Speaks!

[ozrocker]

He shall return sayeth Wofat!
Wofat has eaten too much fiber and thou Wofat hast created
a megamess. Thine bowels haveth soiled many planes.
He commandeth a squadron of pressure washers, so thine
planes will become clean and fresh again.
So let it be written, so let it be done.

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[FLOTSOM]

and from the mouths of babes shall the words of enlightenment come.................

[MAINER]

 

[Daddkev]

  Please stay dead!!!!!!

[Krupinski]

Shun the non-believers!!

[Guppy35]

Please stay dead!!!!!!

There's a little bit of David Wales alive in all of us Daddkev.  No use fighting it.

[Vulcan]

[RealDeal]

  Bring back David Wales 

[FLOTSOM]

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David.........is that you trying to channel through a weaker being who was not strong enough to carry the burden of your words of wisdom???????

Vulcan is weak in faith but he is trying......speak oh wise one.....we of the flock are listening.....

[AHTbolt]

Beware of the AntiWales he will bring doom to us all.

[Max]

Not wanting to be a poopyhead, but am I the only one bored to tears with david wales threads?

[mbailey]

Good afternoon, my flock.

First and foremost I would like to personally thank our members for the continued effort to keep the faith and memories of David alive and well in the BBS. Brother Corky's research into the Book of David has moistened my eyes several times. David's inner circle has decided its best to admit that I'm the medium who can hear David speak. I spent a few days earlier this week hiding in a bish factory, the rest hiding in the knit countryside. Despite constant fear of capture and torture or wose, I was able to contact David and receive his message.

But there is unfortunate business to talk about, the Church would warn members or false members from attempting to leverage any power or distribute titles/ranks within the Church. We've no need for Pope or anything else along those lines. We're all David's brothers or sisters and I'm simply the mouthpiece between David and yourselves.  The focus should be on bettering the game of Aces High as a united force and the Church is a bit dismayed with the participation in the David Wales Memorial Wish effort. The church does keep hope that the renewed presence of David's words among the BBS will stir some, if not all of you into action.

The following is the exact transcript of David's glorious and inspiring narrative:

" hi u lot , come wit me to the moutin .i think ur all great , and think u for telling hitch (not dale- thou shalt not call him that) and skuzzy how u lot feel , now we have big work to do , we all love aces high so now we def have to make wishes , blesteD r those who wish for thers is the kingdo of cartoons , dream and think and do let the mean lot tell u giberish u lot are,either dixlexic or stupid , do not beleev them , button the button ur top button up on ur tunik and wish hard and long , do it for rosey (not carrie- thou shalt not call her that) or do it for the apostles but wish , wish , wish , pleez the future bobs need you , thou shalt wisH!!!!!  this is seriuous like the face on my salute  "


All praise be to David, Lord of AH Wishes.

SOOOOO sayeth the Shepard!!

[Shuffler]

Not wanting to be a poopyhead, but am I the only one bored to tears with david wales threads?

You may be the only one bored that clicks on David Wales threads.......

[Changeup]

This what happens when unemployment is above 7.9%...and then depression set in... Thanks Mr President

[Max]

more like 15 but who's counting?