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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Penguin on March 14, 2012, 12:34:58 AM
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If you were invincible for a day, what would you do?
I would:
-Use bungee cords to shoot myself between the goalposts of my high school's football field
-Jump off a building and see if I can stick the landing
-Surf a bus on the highway
-Get a zombie costume on and jump in front of a large airliner, then proceed to terrify everybody onboard
-Volunteer as a target at the local gun club, then follow through
-Penguin
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LMFAO you and your random threads :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
--Deep sea diving with a 100GW lamp
--sit on the back of an 18 wheeler, in the horseshoe
--ride underneath the trailer while it gassed it on the 401
--jump off Taipei 101 and write a short story :rofl
-- stand dead centre in the middle of a 5000 strong massed pipe bands, complete with 1800 drummers (1400 snares, 150 tenors and 350 bass drums :rock ) and have them all crank 'em up and play a 6 set tune.
:x
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I have an answer and it involves Scarlett Johansson, but trust me Skuzzy would be fast and furious with the ban stick if I told you.
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I have an answer and it involves Scarlett Johansson, but trust me Skuzzy would be fast and furious with the ban stick if I told you.
I was thinking of the same......but not with Scarlett Johanson.
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I was thinking of the same......but not with Scarlett Johanson.
In my fantasy world there is no spelling Nazis. Only a subservient Scarlett.
I can't illustrate beyond that. :devil
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I would hitch a ride to the International Space Station. Stand in the airlock facing the Earth. Have the outer door open for the vaccum to suck me out forcibly from the airlock atmoshere towards the Earth. Freefall from high orbit and enter the Earth's atmoshere becoming a flaming fireball. Try to aim a trajectory from the ISS to impact offshore from NYC. To see if I could make a big wave come from offshore and to see how much water rushes in.
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I would take a light skinned vehicle and lead every patrol I could find through the most dangerous routes in the Stan.
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Oh..invincible..not invisible...
:headscratch:
uuuuuuh..i like the one with the reentry and being a comet..would be cool. Sucks for NYC.
I guess the only way i could top that would be to be fired out of a railgun into the sun, detonating it and destroying everything, because after all..what can be more unawesome (lol) then being invincible for a day then having to be human forever. Id go out with a bang.
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eh, I better keep my mouth shut on this one :uhoh
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eh, I better keep my mouth shut on this one :uhoh
Fly an F22 into the side of a mountain? :D :neener:
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Get into a fight with a tiger and beat it, proceed to show my girlfriend the video.
Jump out of a plane with no parachute.
Drive a car off a cliff
Eat all the food I can without any pain, right?
Ride an airplane, sitting on top.
Get shot out of a cannon.
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Hmm... How many 3rd world dictators could i off in 24 hours? Probably just have time for one, or two if they're close by. Just walking in there like the Terminator with a .45 ACP.
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I would tell the truth when my wife asks if those stupid pants make her butt look big. :D
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re-entry the atmosphere from space all the way to the ground would be pretty cool ^^
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If you were invincible for a day, what would you do?
I would:
-Use bungee cords to shoot myself between the goalposts of my high school's football field
-Jump off a building and see if I can stick the landing
-Surf a bus on the highway
-Get a zombie costume on and jump in front of a large airliner, then proceed to terrify everybody onboard
-Volunteer as a target at the local gun club, then follow through
-Penguin
so your also implying that there is no pain or damage to the body?
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I thought about the wife too Shuffler, but after we said what we wanted she would stand there looking at her watch waiting for the 24 hours to end. Better to be shot out of a cannon.
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I would tell the truth when my wife asks if those stupid pants make her butt look big. :D
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WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Go see Obama.
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Go see Obama.
For what?
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My choices would depend greatly on if that invincibility came with a side order of no pain. I see a difference in being just invincible and not feeling any pain while invincible; kind of like being immortal with or without eternal youth.
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My choices would depend greatly on if that invincibility came with a side order of no pain. I see a difference in being just invincible and not feeling any pain while invincible; kind of like being immortal with or without eternal youth.
Yeah the thought crossed my mind. Your last sentence also reminded me of an old Tales from the Crypt comic about a man dying from cancer. He sought out a gypsy witch and got her to cast a spell of immortality on him. The final frame of the comic had police and army forces fighting an enormous cancerous blob creature.
Be careful what you wish for. ;)
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Fly an F22 into the side of a mountain? :D :neener:
End of my list, gotta few people I need to give a good kick in the arse too, and while i'm at it might as well break a few bones... or alot.... :devil
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I have a few scores to settle that I told people I would never forget about. One involves a so called friend but I sorta like the taking out of dictators thing. Just have the military get me close so I can HALO free fall from a passing C-17 without the chute and lets see where we go from there. Oh and bring along at least one dude to help carry some extra ammo. We can all dream can't we.
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Fight 20 of the best fighters of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League.
ack-ack
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Pick a fight with Chuck Norris :aok
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As a corollary, you cannot be moved if you don't want to, nor can you feel pain. Everything else is normal and after precisely 24:00:0.000 time has passed everything returns to normal in an instant.
-Penguin
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a afternoon of cop tazing would be in order :aok
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By 'normal' I mean that you lose your invincibility, nothing else changes. If the cops are after you then the cops are after you. Regardless, that's just mean; cops are people, too.
-Penguin
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By 'normal' I mean that you lose your invincibility, nothing else changes. If the cops are after you then the cops are after you. Regardless, that's just mean; cops are people, too.
-Penguin
Kill the cops first thing :aok :lol
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DUUDE? :huh What was that all about?
-Penguin
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:rofl Dude your taking this way to seriously
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DUUDE? :huh What was that all about?
-Penguin
Dude? I thought I'd never see the day where you lowered yourself to use such unrefined vocabulary.
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Pick a fight with Chuck Norris :aok
Chuck would punch you into tomorrow, when you are no longer invincible... Then kill you with a glance.
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Dude? I thought I'd never see the day where you lowered yourself to use such unrefined vocabulary.
I receive complaints for being too refined, and yet when emotion carries me and I exclaim others are surprised. Thus I shall return to the language of the proverbial ivory tower.
-Penguin
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I receive complaints for being too refined, and yet when emotion carries me and I exclaim others are surprised. Thus I shall return to the language of the proverbial ivory tower.
-Penguin
No, you recieve complaints for seeming like a stuck-up b*stard who has no clue what he's talkign abou msot of the time, much like myself :D
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No, you recieve complaints for seeming like a stuck-up b*stard who has no clue what he's talkign abou msot of the time, much like myself :D
Much like the majority of us teens these days :headscratch: I blame the school system cause its easy to rant about and doesn't require much thought
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I blame the school system cause its easy to rant about and doesn't require much thought
:rofl
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I receive complaints for being too refined, and yet when emotion carries me and I exclaim others are surprised. Thus I shall return to the language of the proverbial ivory tower.
-Penguin
Much better. :)
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Much like the majority of us teens these days :headscratch: I blame the school system cause its easy to rant about and doesn't require much thought
If you really feel that way try going up a level (i.e., CP1 to Honors or Honors to AP). You'll feel as though a weight has been lifted onto your shoulders.
-Penguin
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Chuck would punch you into tomorrow, when you are no longer invincible... Then kill you with a glance.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl ...I think I may have leaked a little with that one too :rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl ...I think I may have leaked a little with that one too :rofl :rofl
sir you are not alone :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Chuck would punch you into tomorrow, when you are no longer invincible... Then kill you with a glance.
No, he would roundhouse kick your invincibility off, then punch you in the back of the head while standing 20ft in front of you. :D
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If you really feel that way try going up a level (i.e., CP1 to Honors or Honors to AP). You'll feel as though a weight has been lifted onto your shoulders.
-Penguin
Please, i'm smart but lazy, I've frustrated the crap out of every single one of my teachers from day one, I only do work that appeals to me (habit I formed in elementary school i'm trying to get off of) I like to think i'm retarded, but when it comes down to it, if I had the chance to save the world or stay at home playing minecraft and thinking of ridiculous projects, i'd be to lazy to wish the world fare well :D
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If you really feel that way try going up a level (i.e., CP1 to Honors or Honors to AP). You'll feel as though a weight has been lifted onto your shoulders.
-Penguin
I can tell you that no it does not. Im in all Honors and AP classes and still find my school expierence pointless and boring.
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I can tell you that no it does not. Im in all Honors and AP classes and still find my school expierence pointless and boring.
You have spoken for 90% of us :D :aok
And I am polar opposite to that-- lucky if I understand what's happening most of the time save for english and music, lucky to get 70 onb exam.
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It worked for me, but maybe they don't give you too much in the higher classes. Check your GPA and see if it went down; it may have taken the hit for you doing the same amount of work. I'm not saying you're lazy, just that you didn't notice. :headscratch: On the other hand, pointless and boring? Everything? Science, Math, English, History, Foreign Language? Dang. That's rough. :( See if you can join a theater group or robotics team- they're everywhere and will gladly take you. :) I don't mean to toot my school's horn, but my History and English teachers are some of the best that I've ever had, so your results may vary.
-Penguin
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With the pain question clarified by penguin.
1. active volcano skinny dipping
2. Try out some of that squirrel suit NOE flying
3. figure out a way into low earth orbit, then enjoy re-entry.
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It worked for me, but maybe they don't give you too much in the higher classes. Check your GPA and see if it went down; it may have taken the hit for you doing the same amount of work. I'm not saying you're lazy, just that you didn't notice. :headscratch: On the other hand, pointless and boring? Everything? Science, Math, English, History, Foreign Language? Dang. That's rough. :( See if you can join a theater group or robotics team- they're everywhere and will gladly take you. :) I don't mean to toot my school's horn, but my History and English teachers are some of the best that I've ever had, so your results may vary.
-Penguin
Robotics never happened this year :cry
Edit:I actually formed the first robotics club at my middle school in 7th grade, but we never had funding and the teacher co running it expected me to know how to do absolutely everything right off the bat
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There are plenty of towns in the county, see if you can find one that can help you start it up. :rock
-Penguin
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With the pain question clarified by penguin.
1. active volcano skinny dipping
LOOL :rofl :rofl :rofl
That's awesome! :aok
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It worked for me, but maybe they don't give you too much in the higher classes. Check your GPA and see if it went down; it may have taken the hit for you doing the same amount of work. I'm not saying you're lazy, just that you didn't notice. :headscratch: On the other hand, pointless and boring? Everything? Science, Math, English, History, Foreign Language? Dang. That's rough. :( See if you can join a theater group or robotics team- they're everywhere and will gladly take you. :) I don't mean to toot my school's horn, but my History and English teachers are some of the best that I've ever had, so your results may vary.
-Penguin
Ive never even taken a regular course. Im technically "gifted" and my GPA is around 4.3 to 4.4. I am captain of my schools JV soccer team, a member of NHS, and I will be joining a swim team at my school (if it starts).
BTW on my first AP exam i got a high 4 without even studying.
Still pointless and boring. Some of my teachers are fun though but I still ask myself why I go to school everymorning and the only answer I get is "cuz i have to".
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Erm, don't take this the wrong way but 'gifted' how, exactly? A high IQ, or something else (e.g., the Rain Man)? Don't let that feeling of meaninglessness keep you down, though. I can see that easily snowballing into something nasty. Definitely find something that will push your mind to its limits- write a book or try a college math course on for size. Whatever it is, don't leave capacity like that lying around. If you get used to breezing by you will very likely 'forget' about what you can do when you push yourself to your limit. That really happened to me- I could breeze my way through school all the way through freshman year of high school, and now all of a sudden I have to develop fifteen years of work ethic in only two. With regard to school, you go because no matter how smart you are, you still have to hear 'y=mx+b' and such at least once; it also provides you with a place to develop socially. So it's kinda like eating a balanced diet- if you only eat doughnuts you're going to end up malnourished sooner or later.
-Penguin
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Erm, don't take this the wrong way but 'gifted' how, exactly? A high IQ, or something else (e.g., the Rain Man)? Don't let that feeling of meaninglessness keep you down, though. I can see that easily snowballing into something nasty. Definitely find something that will push your mind to its limits- write a book or try a college math course on for size. Whatever it is, don't leave capacity like that lying around. If you get used to breezing by you will very likely 'forget' about what you can do when you push yourself to your limit. That really happened to me- I could breeze my way through school all the way through freshman year of high school, and now all of a sudden I have to develop fifteen years of work ethic in only two. With regard to school, you go because no matter how smart you are, you still have to hear 'y=mx+b' and such at least once; it also provides you with a place to develop socially. So it's kinda like eating a balanced diet- if you only eat doughnuts you're going to end up malnourished sooner or later.
-Penguin
Gifted means I have a High IQ, better memory retention, (then the average bear), faster brain processing, and other such things. In short I never study anything because I (personally) can read a book once and remember everything I need (other gifted students I know study alot but exhibit other characteristics). Photographic memory helps.
Im taking all college classes next year. Would have this year but the state changed the age you have to be for dual enrollment from 15 to 16 aka you have to be a junior instead of a sophmore.
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OK, I underestimated what you meant by gifted by a broad margin. :O We need people like you in high places.
-Penguin
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Gifted means I have a High IQ, better memory retention, (then the average bear), faster brain processing, and other such things.
Wow. Canadians must all be stupid then :lol with us, being labeled as "gifted" just means we go about everything at a different angle than most others.
Photographic memory? That's awesome.
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Wow. Canadians must all be stupid then :lol with us, being labeled as "gifted" just means we go about everything at a different angle than most others.
Photographic memory? That's awesome.
Photographic memory is an awesome ability to have, I have it and don't even have to directly look at something to get a whole image and remember it a week later, now if only it could help me in finding my tv remote, I lost it 2 months ago
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now if only it could help me in finding my tv remote, I lost it 2 months ago
:lol
While you're looking, if you see my sanity lemme know, would you? :D
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If you really feel that way try going up a level (i.e., CP1 to Honors or Honors to AP). You'll feel as though a weight has been lifted onto your shoulders.
-Penguin
Oh please... you think Honors are always better than CP or AP better than honors?
I took Calc through the university of Pittsburgh in 12th grade. It was a highschool class but you could get the college credits as well. It was a joke of a class, for the first couple of weeks, we literally just did like 6th grade math puzzles which had some sort of saying at the end... We were treated like kindergardeners. We had a movie day once a month in which we were given snacks and watched a math movie...
An AP, CP, Honors class is only as hard as the teacher is... My 10th grade CP English was easier than the 10th grade basic English from a curriculum standpoint with the same teacher teaching both...
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:lol
While you're looking, if you see my sanity lemme know, would you? :D
I gotta find my sanity first man, then I might consider it if I can stop watching tv
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LMFAO you and your random threads :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
--Deep sea diving with a 100GW lamp
--sit on the back of an 18 wheeler, in the horseshoe
--ride underneath the trailer while it gassed it on the 401
--jump off Taipei 101 and write a short story :rofl
-- stand dead centre in the middle of a 5000 strong massed pipe bands, complete with 1800 drummers (1400 snares, 150 tenors and 350 bass drums :rock ) and have them all crank 'em up and play a 6 set tune.
:x
yea but what if u got eaten by a big shark or something? yea u wouldnt be dead, but what if u were stuck in his stomach for OVER a day????? :neener:
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yea but what if u got eaten by a big shark or something? yea u wouldnt be dead, but what if u were stuck in his stomach for OVER a day????? :neener:
Tell your friends the next day how you ripped open a shark from the inside out and show them your collection of shark teeth.
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I would bury an axe deep into my scull, then walk over to the local drugstore and ask for something against headache just to see the faces.. :uhoh :devil
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We need people like you in high places.
-Penguin
I would much rather be turning a wrench or flying a plane through the skies.
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I would bury an axe deep into my scull, then walk over to the local drugstore and ask for something against headache just to see the faces.. :uhoh :devil
LOL That'd be awesome :aok
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I would much rather be turning a wrench or flying a plane through the skies.
That's a noble goal in my book. Best of luck. :salute
-Penguin
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I would much rather be turning a wrench or flying a plane through the skies.
sort of along those lines... But when I was at the navy recruiters two years ago, They wanted me to join for nuclear propulsion... Bt I told them I would only go for aviation...