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Offline Penguin

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If you were invincible for a day
« on: March 14, 2012, 12:34:58 AM »
If you were invincible for a day, what would you do?

I would:
-Use bungee cords to shoot myself between the goalposts of my high school's football field
-Jump off a building and see if I can stick the landing
-Surf a bus on the highway
-Get a zombie costume on and jump in front of a large airliner, then proceed to terrify everybody onboard
-Volunteer as a target at the local gun club, then follow through

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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 12:45:20 AM »
LMFAO you and your random threads :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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-- stand dead centre in the middle of a 5000 strong massed pipe bands, complete with 1800 drummers (1400 snares, 150 tenors and 350 bass drums :rock ) and have them all crank 'em up and play a 6 set tune.

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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 12:59:32 AM »
I have an answer and it involves Scarlett Johansson, but trust me Skuzzy would be fast and furious with the ban stick if I told you.
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 01:25:29 AM »
I have an answer and it involves Scarlett Johansson, but trust me Skuzzy would be fast and furious with the ban stick if I told you.

I was thinking of the same......but not with Scarlett Johanson.
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 01:30:43 AM »
I was thinking of the same......but not with Scarlett Johanson.
In my fantasy world there is no spelling Nazis. Only a subservient Scarlett.
I can't illustrate beyond that. :devil
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 03:06:17 AM »
I would hitch a ride to the International Space Station.  Stand in the airlock facing the Earth.  Have the outer door open for the vaccum to suck me out forcibly from the airlock atmoshere towards the Earth.  Freefall from high orbit and enter the Earth's atmoshere becoming a flaming fireball.  Try to aim a trajectory from the ISS to impact offshore from NYC.  To see if I could make a big wave come from offshore and to see how much water rushes in.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 03:09:49 AM »
I would take a light skinned vehicle and lead every patrol I could find through the most dangerous routes in the Stan.
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2012, 05:02:54 AM »
Oh..invincible..not invisible...


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uuuuuuh..i like the one with the reentry and being a comet..would be cool. Sucks for NYC.


I guess the only way i could top that would be to be fired out of a railgun into the sun, detonating it and destroying everything, because after all..what can be more unawesome (lol) then being invincible for a day then having to be human forever. Id go out with a bang.

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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2012, 06:38:39 AM »
eh, I better keep my mouth shut on this one :uhoh
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2012, 06:50:02 AM »
eh, I better keep my mouth shut on this one :uhoh

Fly an F22 into the side of a mountain? :D :neener:

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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2012, 07:23:09 AM »
Get into a fight with a tiger and beat it, proceed to show my girlfriend the video.

Jump out of a plane with no parachute.

Drive a car off a cliff

Eat all the food I can without any pain, right?

Ride an airplane, sitting on top.

Get shot out of a cannon.

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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2012, 09:38:50 AM »
Hmm... How many 3rd world dictators could i off in 24 hours? Probably just have time for one, or two if they're close by. Just walking in there like the Terminator with a .45 ACP.
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2012, 09:43:51 AM »
I would tell the truth when my wife asks if those stupid pants make her butt look big. :D
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2012, 10:15:01 AM »
re-entry the atmosphere from space all the way to the ground would be pretty cool ^^
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Re: If you were invincible for a day
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2012, 10:29:45 AM »
If you were invincible for a day, what would you do?

I would:
-Use bungee cords to shoot myself between the goalposts of my high school's football field
-Jump off a building and see if I can stick the landing
-Surf a bus on the highway
-Get a zombie costume on and jump in front of a large airliner, then proceed to terrify everybody onboard
-Volunteer as a target at the local gun club, then follow through

-Penguin

so your also implying that there is no pain or damage to the body?
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