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Title: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 08:05:48 AM
Plain or Peanut?

Discuss...



(Note: this is not a personal attack on plain, peanut, or any other flavor of M & M's, past or future and, in addition, the reader of this thread agrees to voluntarily indemnify and hold harmless the OP of this thread, the OP's family, estate, heirs officers, directors, employees, agents, volunteers, and assigns from and against any claims of  emotional damage that may occur from participation in this thread or from the opinions expressed by future posters based on their M & M flavor preference, or consumption of M & M's.   “Claim” as used in this agreement means any financial loss, claim, suit, action, damage, or expense, including but not limited to attorneys fees, attributable to bodily injury, sickness, disease or death, or injury to or destruction of tangible property including loss of use resulting there from, including morning beverages being spewed on computer monitors.  Furthermore, the reader of this post is to assume that any M & M's depicted in any picture or rendering in this thread WERE INDEED harmed, chewed, swallowed or in some manner consumed or eaten and the above hold harmless clause is still applicable, regardless of any knowledge of  blatant M & M carnage.)

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Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: uptown on March 27, 2012, 08:33:08 AM
You just opened yourself up for a discrimination suite as you've clearly have more plain M&Ms represented in the picture then you do the peanut kind. And why is it that a single blue peanut M&M is the at the very bottom huh? You'll be hearing from my attorneys   :furious
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 08:41:26 AM
You just opened yourself up for a discrimination suite as you've clearly have more plain M&Ms represented in the picture then you do the peanut kind. And why is it that a single blue peanut M&M is the at the very bottom huh? You'll be hearing from my attorneys   :furious

I have not been provided with peanut M & M's at work, nor do I have control of the packaging process of the M & M/Mars corporation...
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Dragon on March 27, 2012, 08:45:39 AM
The blatant segregation by physical differences is offensive.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 08:55:54 AM
The blatant segregation by physical differences is offensive.

It was a coad-ing error.

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Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: B4Buster on March 27, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
I enjoy the peanut butter filled M&Ms
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: icepac on March 27, 2012, 09:12:55 AM
Van Halen would trash that room.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: LCADolby on March 27, 2012, 09:17:34 AM
Plain or Peanut?

Discuss...


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The MM's are quiet obviously telling me; Pie
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 09:33:55 AM
The MM's are quiet obviously telling me; Pie

Hmm, M & M pie...

Sounds offensive
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: jeep00 on March 27, 2012, 09:39:01 AM
Where to start? First, I am at work, and as such, no foodstuffs are allowed in the production facility, so discussion of M&M's is clearly a violation of my right to be free of them. Second, our filter has blocked the photo, so I may not even see said offending little delectables, therefor reinforcing the incredible bias involved in this entire post and pushing my towards the possibility that it is only my production facility that has this issue, thusly making me feel all infringed upon in a personal kind of way, and now I am unable to perform my work duties and must instead file for all pay that I will no doubt miss while I ponder the inequity of all of this and the great mental pain inflicted upon me by this post.  :furious

Seriously though, there's a blue one in there too? GOD I wish I could see pics.....mmmmmmmm

Bob
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 09:42:45 AM
Where to start? First, I am at work, and as such, no foodstuffs are allowed in the production facility, so discussion of M&M's is clearly a violation of my right to be free of them. Second, our filter has blocked the photo, so I may not even see said offending little delectables, therefor reinforcing the incredible bias involved in this entire post and pushing my towards the possibility that it is only my production facility that has this issue, thusly making me feel all infringed upon in a personal kind of way, and now I am unable to perform my work duties and must instead file for all pay that I will no doubt miss while I ponder the inequity of all of this and the great mental pain inflicted upon me by this post.  :furious

Seriously though, there's a blue one in there too? GOD I wish I could see pics.....mmmmmmmm

Bob

Give a bag of M & M's to the head geek at your plant and I'm sure he will allow you to see the pictures  :aok
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: jeep00 on March 27, 2012, 09:48:22 AM
Give a bag of M & M's to the head geek at your plant and I'm sure he will allow you to see the pictures  :aok
Ironically, he is on vacation. Down south somewhere playing golf.  :noid
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: APDrone on March 27, 2012, 10:03:06 AM
What about the M&Ms that wish to be Ws?  Are they being forced to adhere to corporate expectations?
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Selino631 on March 27, 2012, 10:04:17 AM
I enjoy the peanut butter filled M&Ms


+1


and i wish they still sold the crispy ones.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Banshee7 on March 27, 2012, 10:20:39 AM
Peanut  :aok
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: eagl on March 27, 2012, 10:25:28 AM
I prefer the peanut variety because when eaten for lunch you get multiple food groups.  Protein, milk, and whatever is in the hard candy shell.

Except that my son is allergic to peanuts so out of interest in his survival, my plan to rid the planet of all peanuts will begin soon.  He's THAT allergic, bummer.  I ate a PBJ sammich almost every day for about 8 years growing up, so I like peanuts.  But they'll kill my boy, so they gotta go.

Another reason to hate Jimmy Carter, too.  So there is a silver lining I guess.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 10:28:56 AM
Don't hate the peanuts, hate the things called "vaccines" that go under the guise of helpful injections to prevent disease.


Also, Jimmy Carter brought back the legal ability to homebrew beer.  That makes up for EVERYTHING else he did  :devil
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: icepac on March 27, 2012, 11:33:48 AM
Don't hate the peanuts, hate the things called "vaccines" that go under the guise of helpful injections to prevent disease.


Also, Jimmy Carter brought back the legal ability to homebrew beer.  That makes up for EVERYTHING else he did  :devil


Please tell us about these vaccines as I may not have learned enough during my molecular biology curriculum in college.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: ink on March 27, 2012, 11:36:35 AM
What about the M&Ms that wish to be Ws?  Are they being forced to adhere to corporate expectations?

all the "W's" were thrown out by the blond that worked there.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Shuffler on March 27, 2012, 11:49:43 AM
Plain
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: rpm on March 27, 2012, 12:17:01 PM
Peanut M&M's are quite possibly the perfect food. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand AND they weed out the weak "peanut allergy" crowd from the gene pool. Did I mention they were delicious? Because they are. They are very delicious.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: LCAMerciful on March 27, 2012, 12:46:26 PM
They're all good but the pretzel ones are fantastic!
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: jeep00 on March 27, 2012, 02:34:58 PM
Please tell us about these vaccines as I may not have learned enough during my molecular biology curriculum in college.

This and working in a shop fixing lingenfelters mistakes? Where do you find the time to post anything?
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Seanaldinho on March 27, 2012, 02:51:45 PM
Pretzel M&M's ftw.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
This and wprling in a shop fixing lingenfelters mistakes? Where do you find the time to post anything?

My sphincter involuntarily let loose on that one  :rofl

Don't forget the drag-racing at the NASA track...
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Meatwad on March 27, 2012, 06:19:29 PM
Their slogan "melt in your mouth not in your hand", thats false advertising. They do in fact melt in your hand and also among other places not worth mentioning  :uhoh
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 27, 2012, 08:45:38 PM
Their slogan "melt in your mouth not in your hand", thats false advertising. They do in fact melt in your hand and also among other places not worth mentioning  :uhoh

Like... on a pizza?
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: eagl on March 27, 2012, 08:59:56 PM
Like... on a pizza?

I think he puts them between his toes before putting on his socks.  Get that warm squishy feeling all day after the hard candy shell cracks open, no matter how carefully you walk.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Dragon on March 27, 2012, 09:35:43 PM
(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/bzavasnik/MMs.jpg)
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: eagl on March 27, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
Back to the OP picture though, that may be the best tasting chocolate pi I've ever seen   :neener:
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: icepac on March 28, 2012, 07:31:22 AM
This and working in a shop fixing lingenfelters mistakes? Where do you find the time to post anything?

I'm old and have spent a lifetime putting myself into this position.

I'm sorry your life is not as full but you are the PIC of your self and any feelings of lacking stem from the lack of drive or ability.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: LCADolby on March 28, 2012, 07:35:22 AM
This and working in a shop fixing lingenfelters mistakes? Where do you find the time to post anything?

He gets his Navy Intelligence Dad or CIA Mother to post for him. :banana:
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Shuffler on March 28, 2012, 09:11:32 AM
My sphincter involuntarily let loose on that one  :rofl

Don't forget the drag-racing at the NASA track...

Except for that short time he was an F16 pilot.... and that terrible bite.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Shuffler on March 28, 2012, 09:18:34 AM
I'm old and have spent a lifetime putting myself into this position.

I'm sorry your life is not as full but you are the PIC of your self and any feelings of lacking stem from the lack of drive or ability.


I think you'll find that many folks in here appreciate experience and knowledge. With all you've done to this point you seem to have failed to learn humility and develope any type of reasonable personality.

True this is on a BBS for a flight sim but it is our only window into your life, factual or not as it may be.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: icepac on March 28, 2012, 10:13:52 AM
So I guess there will be no answer to my vaccine question?

Any takers?
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: icepac on March 28, 2012, 10:16:16 AM
I was hoping Von Messa would back up his Vaccine comment.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Dragon on March 28, 2012, 10:27:48 AM


Beuller?.................Beuller?
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: VonMessa on March 28, 2012, 10:31:06 AM
I was hoping Von Messa would back up his Vaccine comment.

I find it more entertaining to watch you beg for an argument and you have performed admirably.

Here is your banana  :banana:

Enjoy some M & M's while you practice your microbiomechanicology classes  :aok

Listen to Shuffler, I hear that folks from Texas are wise.   :old:
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Meatwad on March 28, 2012, 07:21:24 PM
I think he puts them between his toes before putting on his socks.  Get that warm squishy feeling all day after the hard candy shell cracks open, no matter how carefully you walk.


Yep, like stepping barefoot into a fresh steaming pile the neighbors dog left for you.

But I have thought about putting chocolate syrup on a cheese pizza before, havent tried it yet
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: icepac on March 28, 2012, 08:04:20 PM
I find it more entertaining to watch you beg for an argument and you have performed admirably.

Here is your banana  :banana:

Enjoy some M & M's while you practice your microbiomechanicology classes  :aok

Listen to Shuffler, I hear that folks from Texas are wise.   :old:

Wrong across the board.

You meationed vaccines and I asked you expound or back up your comment.............which I think you lack the ability to do.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: Dragon on March 28, 2012, 08:49:25 PM


You meationed


Bacon?
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: curry1 on March 28, 2012, 10:02:09 PM
Pretzel M&M's are the best.
Title: Re: M & M's
Post by: eagl on March 28, 2012, 10:16:39 PM
Except for that short time he was an F16 pilot.... and that terrible bite.

And not many people get their name on a P-51.