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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: ROC on May 17, 2012, 06:32:58 PM
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Allied Pilots, don't be fooled by the rhetoric of AKKUYA as he draws you into his futile effort.
Those planes he is promoting as safe and secure are neither. Avoid his propaganda, save your selves. AKKUA and his leaders are trying to involve themselves in a conflict that is not their concern, you, however, will pay their price of admission. Don't be fooled, stay home, stay alive.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/images/large/indyart/indymisc/Shot_Down_--_B17_Over_Africa.jpg)
(http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/aircraft/Boeing-B17/IMAGES/B17-crash.jpg)
(http://www.daveswarbirds.com/b-17/photos/body/b17allamerican.jpg)
(http://www.b17model.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nose5.gif)
(http://www.487thbg.org/Photos/HighTailedLady.jpg)
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ROC starts already :rofl
They'll have to get through the P47s, P51s and 38s to do that!
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Allied Pilots, don't be fooled by the rhetoric of AKKUYA as he draws you into his futile effort.
Those planes he is promoting as safe and secure are neither. Avoid his propaganda, save your selves. AKKUA and his leaders are trying to involve themselves in a conflict that is not their concern, you, however, will pay their price of admission. Don't be fooled, stay home, stay alive.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/images/large/indyart/indymisc/Shot_Down_--_B17_Over_Africa.jpg)
(http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/aircraft/Boeing-B17/IMAGES/B17-crash.jpg)
(http://www.daveswarbirds.com/b-17/photos/body/b17allamerican.jpg)
(http://www.b17model.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nose5.gif)
(http://www.487thbg.org/Photos/HighTailedLady.jpg)
Heck, that stuff will buff out! :rock
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They'll have to get through the P47s, P51s and 38s to do that!
We call that the easy part! :neener:
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We call that the easy part! :neener:
We will see about that :devil
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Sounds like fun!
999000 <S>
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999000, bounty is up to 3 sheep on you bud :D
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wow wow wow, is 999 flying a 17 in this scenerio?
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wow wow wow, is 999 flying a 17 in this scenerio?
Probably means you should fly a 51 :)
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wow wow wow, is 999 flying a 17 in this scenerio?
It's not exciting to shoot him down in anything else. I vote it be mandatory. :aok
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Redbull is mine :P
We have a special paint for 999s bombers, and a special task force set up to distract him.
Got an experimental fighter with a clear cockpit and nude female pilot. Should keep him distracted for quite some time.
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Isn't 999 the guy who flys around with the "kill me, I'm a noob" target on his planes?
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Allied pilots have been wondering about the latest Luftwaffe tactic since word got out the 999000 might fly a 17. American fighter pilots have been coming home with claims even though they haven't had to fire a shot :)
There is concern that German fighter pilots have forgotten to close the canopy or to use their safety harness.
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/jump4.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/jump2.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/chute1.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/Jump1.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/jump3.jpg)
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:rofl, atleast they aren't lawndarting yet :confused:
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The Black Forest rivers will flow Red with the last of the Luftwaffe. Surrender Now!
(http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/n547/donewntcrzy/WW2NaziPlaneShotDown4.jpg)
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh212/727Kiwi/WW2/JunkersJu-290D-AITRBayernElPratRR.jpg)
We're throwing everything we have at you including.............
(http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/n547/donewntcrzy/WW2SoldierGroveCityRamseyPlaneLittlePinkPanties.jpg)
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Don't be late for your 38!
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Allied pilots have been wondering about the latest Luftwaffe tactic since word got out the 999000 might fly a 17. American fighter pilots have been coming home with claims even though they haven't had to fire a shot :)
There is concern that German fighter pilots have forgotten to close the canopy or to use their safety harness.
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/jump4.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/jump2.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/chute1.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/Jump1.jpg)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/jump3.jpg)
No, you've gotten pictures of our biggest problem... dang rookies killing so many allies they forget to pay attention to fuel levels and.. well, you see what happens. :devil
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I got 999's 17's he hates head on attacks muhahahaha.
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ROC is correct in myself for not telling the whole truth. I haven't mentioned that bomber pilots who hit their targets will receive a free month of Aces High courtesy of the Axis CM's. :devil
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ROC is correct in myself for not telling the whole truth. I haven't mentioned that bomber pilots who hit their targets will receive a free month of Aces High courtesy of the Axis CM's. :devil
You misheard that, Kuya. Any bomber pilot who DOESN'T hit their target will recieve a free month of AH courtesy of the Axis CM's. But there is a minimum miss requirement of 60% or greater from all the bombers. It's team effort guys! MISS THOSE TARGETS! :salute
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Allied Pilots, don't be fooled by the rhetoric of AKKUYA as he draws you into his futile effort.
Those planes he is promoting as safe and secure are neither. Avoid his propaganda, save your selves. AKKUA and his leaders are trying to involve themselves in a conflict that is not their concern, you, however, will pay their price of admission. Don't be fooled, stay home, stay alive.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/images/large/indyart/indymisc/Shot_Down_--_B17_Over_Africa.jpg)
(http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/aircraft/Boeing-B17/IMAGES/B17-crash.jpg)
(http://www.daveswarbirds.com/b-17/photos/body/b17allamerican.jpg)
(http://www.b17model.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nose5.gif)
(http://www.487thbg.org/Photos/HighTailedLady.jpg)
I fully expect the air will be full of "Heil Hitler" as Hermans cannon fodder hits the silk after the 17's guns have had their say!!!!
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I haven't mentioned that bomber pilots who hit their targets will receive a free month of Aces High courtesy of the Axis CM's.
:rofl Knowing what you guys are going to get hit with, I may just accept that offer lol won't cost me a DIME! :D
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:rofl, atleast they aren't lawndarting yet :confused:
Hey Don't use my name in Vain...
LawnDart
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Hey Don't use my name in Vain...
LawnDart
:noid
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Don't listen to the Luft WAFFLE hype. They may be able to lift but after we plaster the whole country side with craters they won't be able to land. That is why I heard the G2 saying that they aren't even teaching the new jocks to land but to bail, this way they will look real good when exiting through the canopy... :) :) :) :)
Is it true the chicken is now the offical fowl of the Luft WAFFLE ??????
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A friendly reminder for allied bomber pilots from the Luftwaffe. Bring your favorite condiments that you like on your potatoes, becouse we are going to load your planes with as many taters as we can :lol :aok
:salute
BigRat
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Is it true the chicken is now the offical fowl of the Luft WAFFLE ??????
Absolutely it is! It's our best tactic against you're President! Chicken is SO popular in America, if you begin attacking it and showing hatred for it, the public will be mad. I mean what will they use all that shake and bake for? How will McNuggets be born? So it will get a new president in office.. a Chicken LOVING president who will see the error of his ways and call off the war so we can all have Chicken Parmesan and the world will be at peace once more.
TAKE THAT ALLIES!
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shoot, i bet the german planes are going back to their old tricks when it comes to atacking b17's. they will send one in and if he dies then ask him if 999 is flying the b17 if yes, they will attack the others if not then they attack only that formation and do it all over again with the next formation. this is pure cheating on their part.
semp
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looks like 3 out of the 5 b-17 pics the crews survived for another day....hmmmm will goering and his girls be as lucky?? :cheers:
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How soon the allies forget.
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/24LookWhatIFound.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/21FirstBlood.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/20PickYourPoison.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/19Wingmen.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/14Fireball.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/09DontCross30sWithoutanAdult.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/08UpCloseandPersonal.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/10NowheretoRun.jpg)
(http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww72/imbe/03Firstcontact.jpg)
I have more if you need an additional reminder.
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Wow look they have pooled all of their gun camera footage and come up with these few images. The some total of the LuftWAFFLES kills. So what's that like a ratio of 1 kill per every 1000th sortie?? Sureender now and you can all go back to your struedel and Leiderhosen. :lol :lol :lol
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:headscratch:
Did you create that last post with this?
http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomSentence/RandomSentence.aspx (http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomSentence/RandomSentence.aspx)
:neener:
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Past the enormous intimate boils a shortened lemon.
I did.
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Wow look they have pooled all of their gun camera footage and come up with these few images. The some total of the LuftWAFFLES kills. So what's that like a ratio of 1 kill per every 1000th sortie?? Sureender now and you can all go back to your struedel and Leiderhosen. :lol :lol :lol
Ha! The Internet's not big enough to show all the Allied bombers shot down.
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My your kill counts are as inflated as your egos! How do you guys count?? 1,2, 3, 1000?? I knew that the LuftWAFFLE was short of experienced pilots but now they are driving them to the field on the shortbus..LMAO
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My your kill counts are as inflated as your egos!
Have you seen our roster? Not a chance, our egos are WAY bigger!!
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Have you seen our roster? Not a chance, our egos are WAY bigger!!
This is why it looks like Germany is covered in barrage balloons :)
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This is why it looks like Germany is covered in barrage balloons :)
Pffttt, those are for the after party. We're using the allied bombers as the fireworks and the fighters.. whoa.. that's gonna be a doozy. We're having party games in the air and we have special targets on the ground.
The rules are simple:
1)Using a League* authorized dart hit the target.
2) If the dart doesn't make it to the ground in once piece, the player must scream YAHTZEE and get another dart.
3) Continue until all darts are used or gone.
4) Most Yahtzee's and target hits wins!
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3196/2952016779_9900f896ba.jpg)
* Darts must consist of 2 wings a prop and a tail before the start of the game. They must also have a blue circle with a 5 point white star emblazoned on the Dart in some location. Typically the dart will scream in some language that sounds like it came from across the ocean when sent to the ground.
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Yahtzee!
I like this game :)
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s199/guppy35/DGS%20Scenario%20bits/Yahtzee.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/ndwRU.jpg)
I think this counts as a target hit. :neener:
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Both you and seph have posted pictures of Allied birds crash landed in England. I'm not sure how those count? I don't think you guys can win that way with all the 109 prangs due to the narrow undercarriage :)
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Both you and seph have posted pictures of Allied birds crash landed in England. I'm not sure how those count?
They have to count, it's the only way we get to play. You guys are going to pork the airspawns so bad you won't make it to Germany :neener:
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They have to count, it's the only way we get to play. You guys are going to pork the airspawns so bad you won't make it to Germany :neener:
Ok Hermann :) does that mean when you see our Mustangs over Berlin you will know the war is lost? Can we then call you Meyer ? :)
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Both you and seph have posted pictures of Allied birds crash landed in England. I'm not sure how those count? I don't think you guys can win that way with all the 109 prangs due to the narrow undercarriage :)
All other target photos would give away classified Sheep intel, so they remain Top Secret.
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After the war you can use those 109's and 190's as crop dusters cause as I can surely see they can carry a ton of BS....LMAO!!!
I keep sentences short since LuftWAFFLE pilots have the attention span of Gnats..