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Title: Coolest job title.
Post by: Rash on May 26, 2012, 12:50:59 PM
dynamite igniter, I run fast.

Rashy
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Post by: 5anders on May 26, 2012, 02:06:29 PM
My dad used to do demolition.  He was the "dynamite igniter" I guess you could say also.  He made sure all the measurements were right and that the shot wasn't going to go crazy, then pushed the button.  After 9-11 things got so strict he decided not to stick around.
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Post by: zack1234 on May 26, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
 :)
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Post by: Xjazz on May 26, 2012, 03:55:54 PM

Nice one.

Here is the un-coolest I ever met in RL: "Error Manager" in Nokia in 90's...
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Post by: eagl on May 26, 2012, 04:08:25 PM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)

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Post by: Xjazz on May 26, 2012, 04:24:47 PM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)



You won  :rock
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Post by: shppr01 on May 26, 2012, 05:55:24 PM
I guess mine isn't what yours is .. I was the head shoveler at the stables! Yup! toejam picker !!!
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Post by: Rash on May 26, 2012, 08:34:14 PM
Way to kill a thread eagl!  Thanks for serving and not crashing. :)
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Post by: eagl on May 26, 2012, 08:40:38 PM
Way to kill a thread eagl!  Thanks for serving and not crashing. :)


Sorry and you're welcome :)  I was going to be obscure and say that dynamite igniter was just one line in a long list of violently exothermic sub-tasks I've been assigned and qualified to do, but I'm not sure anyone would have gotten the joke.  Same goes for the "sunshine in a can delivery specialist" reference I used a few times.
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Post by: jimson on May 26, 2012, 08:50:47 PM
I think the worst job title would be the combination of analyst and therapist.

Just wouldn't look good on a business card.
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Post by: Seanaldinho on May 26, 2012, 08:51:53 PM
I think the worst job title would be the combination of analyst and therapist.

Just wouldn't look good on a business card.

I made business cards with my name number and "Pilot" on them and hand them out to girls I meet at school  :devil
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Post by: Rash on May 26, 2012, 08:55:38 PM
Sorry and you're welcome :)  I was going to be obscure and say that dynamite igniter was just one line in a long list of violently exothermic sub-tasks I've been assigned and qualified to do, but I'm not sure anyone would have gotten the joke.  Same goes for the "sunshine in a can delivery specialist" reference I used a few times.


You're in a ww11 board, we get it! ;)



Destroyer of stuff, so be nice to me....
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Post by: Bosco123 on May 26, 2012, 08:57:08 PM
Unmanned Aerial Systems Operator?
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Post by: Tupac on May 26, 2012, 09:14:25 PM
Traveling urinal cake salesman
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Post by: Plawranc on May 27, 2012, 04:33:48 AM
"Female stimulation distributor and logistical manager"

We pimpin.
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Post by: Rash on May 27, 2012, 05:18:36 AM
Plaw, think your on to something, but it needs more boob.
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Post by: mbailey on May 27, 2012, 05:37:35 AM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)



No doubt that looks pretty good on a resume  :lol :aok
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Post by: eagl on May 27, 2012, 08:07:40 AM
Unmanned Aerial Systems Operator?

Supposed to be coolest title, not worst sentence handed down.
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Post by: zack1234 on May 27, 2012, 08:08:26 AM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)



So Eagl is the Brewster over modled?
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Post by: eagl on May 27, 2012, 08:14:19 AM
So Eagl is the Brewster over modled?


Haven't flown it, sorry.  I downloaded AH a couple of months ago and got as far as running the installer before I had to go take care of my kids.  Haven't done anything with it since.
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Post by: JimmyC on May 27, 2012, 03:26:12 PM
Male zebra milker
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Post by: curry1 on May 27, 2012, 04:26:39 PM
Field Technician


Specific as something that is really unspecific.
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Post by: Klam on May 27, 2012, 04:36:06 PM
Pit-Prop

Only for the cauliflower-ed eared
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Post by: WWhiskey on May 27, 2012, 05:26:22 PM
Unmanned Aerial Systems Operator?
+1


Also.   Inflight nuclear missile repairman
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Post by: capmedic on May 27, 2012, 09:19:13 PM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)



Had a german exchange student who was living with my cousin for a while whose father had a better one: F-4F ICE pilot with JG 71.... I kinda love my Phabulous Phantoms...........
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Post by: CAP1 on May 27, 2012, 11:11:08 PM
F-15E Fighter Pilot.  I have 5 or 6 performance reports in my duty history that say that :)



 jeeeze!!!! how the hell are we supposed to top that????? ya lucky bastage.  :aok
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Post by: colmbo on May 28, 2012, 01:08:39 AM
Does volunteer work count?

Mine was "B-24 and B-17 Pilot".
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Post by: Tupac on May 28, 2012, 01:10:34 AM
Captain of the stately and noble Skyhawk.
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Post by: USAF2010 on May 28, 2012, 03:40:53 AM
Convoy Response Force Leader



-INCOMING
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Post by: oakranger on May 28, 2012, 09:36:13 AM
Range or rangeland ecologist. 
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Post by: ALFAMEGA51 on May 28, 2012, 10:21:57 AM
So Eagl is the Brewster over modled?

  :noid
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Post by: Rich52 on May 28, 2012, 10:25:13 AM
"Collegiate Party organizer". When I visited my friends at their colleges, and usually in the middle of the week, I'd pick up a school phonebook and call every female in the school and tell them about the party I was throwing at my buddies dorm, which would include at least 10 guys streaking. The girls showed up, the parties made school Party HOFs, and the Lads always came thru with the streaking promised. Always fun waking up with a girl you couldnt even remember meeting. :uhoh

That was the '70s.
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Post by: Bosco123 on May 28, 2012, 05:41:16 PM
Supposed to be coolest title, not worst sentence handed down.
I like my job lol, I fly drones for the Marine Corps. Who can complain about that.
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Post by: oakranger on May 28, 2012, 08:27:29 PM
I like my job lol, I fly drones for the Marine Corps. Who can complain about that.

Just like flying on AH, but you are flying a real AC and kill real people.   :salute
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Post by: DREDIOCK on May 28, 2012, 09:44:44 PM
Professional mammographer.
I have special sensors implanted in my tongue.

Least thats what I tell em
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Post by: Bosco123 on May 29, 2012, 01:32:49 AM
Just like flying on AH, but you are flying a real AC and kill real people.   :salute
I don't necessarily kill people, I assist in killing them.
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Post by: oakranger on May 29, 2012, 02:32:37 AM
I don't necessarily kill people, I assist in killing them.

That is no fun..... :salute
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Post by: Pigslilspaz on May 29, 2012, 03:54:29 AM
"Collegiate Party organizer". When I visited my friends at their colleges, and usually in the middle of the week, I'd pick up a school phonebook and call every female in the school and tell them about the party I was throwing at my buddies dorm, which would include at least 10 guys streaking. The girls showed up, the parties made school Party HOFs, and the Lads always came thru with the streaking promised. Always fun waking up with a girl you couldnt even remember meeting. :uhoh

That was the '70s.


You perfectly explained why I did so horrible last semester. Lol.  :cheers:
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Post by: ebfd11 on May 29, 2012, 05:20:02 AM
Hmmmmm does Product transportation specialist, count?

Or my other job automobile reaquisition agent count

Or here is one I did when o was in high scghool, chicklen be-header at a chicken farm.

Lawndart