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Title: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: homersipes on August 11, 2012, 12:49:08 PM
My wifes friend posted something on facebook about RFID chips having to be implanted in everyone on march 23 2013 :confused:, so I did some looking and cant find anything.  Just curious if anyone knows the truth to this. :headscratch:
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: BoilerDown on August 11, 2012, 12:54:39 PM
Sounds like you already discovered the truth of it.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: grizz441 on August 11, 2012, 12:57:25 PM
It's true.  I have my RFID chip appointment scheduled in November.  If you get it done before the end of the year they give you a 20% discount.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: SunBat on August 11, 2012, 01:03:36 PM
I was gonna wait for Obamacare to pay for mine. It's free in 2013 but the quality will be a little off I hear. Grizz, PM me the details of where u r getting yours done. It may be worth it to just go ahead and pay.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Anodizer on August 11, 2012, 01:12:40 PM
My wifes friend posted something on facebook about RFID chips having to be implanted in everyone on march 23 2013 :confused:, so I did some looking and cant find anything.  Just curious if anyone knows the truth to this. :headscratch:

You, your wife and your wife's friend (and probably all the other nut jobs you know) are all idiots....  Find a better, more intelligent group of people to kick it with..  Preferably ones who don't believe everything they see on the interwebs.. 
If there was a "like" button, I'm sure this post (mine, not yours) would get 10,000 likes.. 
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 11, 2012, 01:18:01 PM
A guy I know already has his.  He wasn't allowed to talk about it but since it's on facebook now, he'll brag on it after a beer or two.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Rob52240 on August 11, 2012, 01:18:12 PM
You, your wife and your wife's friend (and probably all the other nut jobs you know) are all idiots....  Find a better, more intelligent group of people to kick it with..  Preferably ones who don't believe everything they see on the interwebs..  
If there was a "like" button, I'm sure this post (mine, not yours) would get 10,000 likes..  


+Like
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Mar on August 11, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
This made me :rofl
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 11, 2012, 02:05:02 PM
You, your wife and your wife's friend (and probably all the other nut jobs you know) are all idiots....  Find a better, more intelligent group of people to kick it with..  Preferably ones who don't believe everything they see on the interwebs.. 
If there was a "like" button, I'm sure this post (mine, not yours) would get 10,000 likes.. 


Enjoy being fined for not having yours. I scheduled my appointment in the middle of my winter break.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Chalenge on August 11, 2012, 02:08:29 PM
Impossible... somebody living 700 yrs ago discovered the world will end 12-21-2012... you wont make your appointment.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Zoney on August 11, 2012, 02:20:23 PM
Don't waste your money.  I was able to easily implant my own at minimal costs.  WalMart has a do it yourself kit that is only $29.99, including the chip.  I was able to do mine just standing in front of the mirror in about 5 minutes.  It was the second one I did actually.  I implanted the one for my wife first just to make sure I knew what I was doing.  It was kind of a fun evening for us.  We held hands, walked out of the house under the stars and looked up, knowing that we were now safely tracked by satellite.  I know this will be invaluable information that our government will use to enhance our lives.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: SunBat on August 11, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
I implanted the one for my wife first just to make sure I knew what I was doing. 

Excellent idea. I am really glad I read this thread. It's been very helpful.

I probably won't get mine from Walmart tho.  I have heard that some of the chips are defective because they weren't reprogrammed properly when they left Walmart's supplier's factory. Because the chips are made in China (like all the rest of Walmart's crap) you are marked a Chinese citizen.  The government sends you your instructions for proper behavior in Chinese and international travel is a real pain.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Fud on August 11, 2012, 02:37:57 PM
Don't waste your money.  I was able to easily implant my own at minimal costs.  WalMart has a do it yourself kit that is only $29.99, including the chip.  I was able to do mine just standing in front of the mirror in about 5 minutes.  It was the second one I did actually.  I implanted the one for my wife first just to make sure I knew what I was doing.  It was kind of a fun evening for us.  We held hands, walked out of the house under the stars and looked up, knowing that we were now safely tracked by satellite.  I know this will be invaluable information that our government will use to enhance our lives.

Was it this model? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSiFXhrxE3Y
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: jimbo71 on August 11, 2012, 02:42:36 PM
Had mine put in about six weeks ago.  Only time it bothers me is when I get near a microwave.   I piss my pants and forget who I am for about 10 minutes.   :salute
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Tracerfi on August 11, 2012, 02:48:47 PM
what the going on in this thread no really what the h*** is with this hype excuse my language
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Zoney on August 11, 2012, 02:55:11 PM
what the going on in this thread no really what the h*** is with this hype excuse my language

Dude, relax, they make a "rectal" model now for the new chips.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Zoney on August 11, 2012, 02:56:57 PM
Was it this model? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSiFXhrxE3Y

LOL, that was exactly the scene I was visualizing when I described my "do it yourself" insertion.

"You're going to hear a CRUNCH noise"
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Wildcat1 on August 11, 2012, 02:57:16 PM
what the going on in this thread no really what the h*** is with this hype excuse my language


There is a deadline to get your RFID chip implanted. You mist do it or pay a fine.

Personally I can't wait to get mine, but not from Walmart
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Rob52240 on August 11, 2012, 03:05:31 PM
Had mine put in about six weeks ago.  Only time it bothers me is when I get near a microwave.   I piss my pants and forget who I am for about 10 minutes.   :salute

Ask cousin Eddy for tips on coping with this.

Have you had the metal plate in your head replaced with a piece of government plastic too?
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Tracerfi on August 11, 2012, 03:14:37 PM

There is a deadline to get your RFID chip implanted. You mist do it or pay a fine.

Personally I can't wait to get mine, but not from Walmart

A WHAT CHIP   :noid :cry
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: jimbo71 on August 11, 2012, 03:27:03 PM
Ask cousin Eddy for tips on coping with this.

Have you had the metal plate in your head replaced with a piece of government plastic too?
:aok

Its PVC
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 11, 2012, 03:56:24 PM
I just hope they use the US Postal Service instead of the DMV as the agency responsible for getting people tagged.  Wait times at my local post office is way shorter than the line for drivers licenses.

I did hear, through a site on TOR, that the rich will be able to pay a tax, or "fee", to not participate in the program.  It's hidden in that huge health care bill that nobody has read because contributors to certain politicians insisted on it.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: RTHolmes on August 11, 2012, 04:02:29 PM
I have an iRFID on order from the apple store, its a bit more expensive but you get a free iPhone app which tells you where you are at any time. its also linked in to google earth and flikr so you can see photos of what it looks like where you are. how cool is that :cool:
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 11, 2012, 04:09:37 PM
I have an iRFID on order from the apple store, its a bit more expensive but you get a free iPhone app which tells you where you are at any time. its also linked in to google earth and flikr so you can see photos of what it looks like where you are. how cool is that :cool:

You drone.  Total cool-aid drinker.  iRFID is a waste of money.  The regular RFID is all about freedom but yours turns that upside down just so it can have a piece of fruit on the label.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: RTHolmes on August 11, 2012, 04:16:30 PM
oh here we go  :rolleyes: ... lets see what your skin looks like in 10yrs when you've had the 3rd generic RFID implanted, its going to look like jack the ripper's practice dummy. mine will just have one neat apple-shaped scar :P
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Rash on August 11, 2012, 04:22:49 PM
Since my dogs have them, I just asked them about how they felt about their rfid chips.  They said they really don't like to talk about it.

Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: kilo2 on August 11, 2012, 05:31:57 PM
Ever since I got mine I keep setting alarms off when I leave stores.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: ink on August 11, 2012, 05:49:20 PM
isn't gonna be funny when it happens for real :aok

are you gonna do it? put them in your kids?

although it is a long way off so we probably wont see it happen.....so when it does happen, the people will be even more so accepting of it....

they can put one in my dead body. :aok

Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: homersipes on August 11, 2012, 06:01:15 PM
just bought a box of cracker jax and found mine inside, WITH instructions for use :rockmine you push up your nose and give a 1/4 turn to the right and it locks it in place.  It has a hole in the middle of it to blow the boogers out of.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: grizz441 on August 11, 2012, 06:03:59 PM
isn't gonna be funny when it happens for real :aok

are you gonna do it? put them in your kids?

although it is a long way off so we probably wont see it happen.....so when it does happen, the people will be even more so accepting of it....

they can put one in my dead body. :aok



March 2013 isn't THAT far off... :)
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: ink on August 11, 2012, 06:06:04 PM
March 2013 isn't THAT far off... :)

 ;)

I doubt that......... "source"
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: homersipes on August 11, 2012, 06:15:56 PM
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2011/05/hidden-obamacare-secret-rfid-chip-implants-mandatory-for-all-by-march-23-2013-665502.html
heres a link about it, I think its bs
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: shppr01 on August 11, 2012, 07:19:37 PM
I ordered the new one that doubles as a contraceptive!! You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp !!
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 11, 2012, 08:24:56 PM
Early adopters will just have to accept that they'll need an upgrade, but no big deal since the chip means freedom and free health care and the govt will take care of tracking it and everything so no need to do anything except occasionally provide access to the bank account linked to the national registry by the chip for balance adjustments related to the free government provided and tracked care.

That's so much better than pushing old people in wheelchairs off of cliffs, like that tv ad we saw last week.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Waldo on August 11, 2012, 08:36:23 PM
 This is nothing new, Canadians have had the implant since 2009 :devil
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Seanaldinho on August 11, 2012, 08:41:03 PM
This is nothing new, Canadians have had the implant since 2009 :devil

Publicly since 09  ;)
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: USRanger on August 11, 2012, 08:41:27 PM
Years ago, I volunteered to be a test subject for RFIDs.  I needed the money & they were offering $500 to join the program.  Although my chip is obsolete by today's standards, it still seems to be working just fine.  The people I'm around on a daily basis have gotten used to the 3" antenna.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Meatwad on August 11, 2012, 11:01:47 PM
I had special ordered and implanted the "Smiling Bob" version. It cost double what they normally run, but its worth it. Has the option of "push on, push off" that REALLY comes in handy   ;)

SCHWING!
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: icepac on August 11, 2012, 11:07:19 PM
I've been all over that technology since it showed up.

I will enjoy being whoever I want to be.

Embrace and exploit is one way to deal with oppression.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: zack1234 on August 12, 2012, 04:01:36 AM
If you have a mobile phone and ATM card your already chipped :)
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: guncrasher on August 12, 2012, 04:45:45 AM
oh wow.  i dont think you have a choice anymore.  martial law is coming:

http://beforeitsnews.com/economics-and-politics/2012/08/us-banks-told-to-prepare-for-total-collapse-martial-law-in-late-october-2443578.html


semp
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: ozrocker on August 12, 2012, 07:30:58 AM
My chip was installed as a very early test bed while undergoing a Mastoidectomy at an
Army Hospital in Germany (Landstuhl) in 1988.
Mine has a built in adaptor for Cell Phone, Ipod, Gamepad, DVD/Blueray Player and much more.
I can use mine to tune in TV and Radio Stations that i normally would not get.
It also acted as a Military Radio Signal booster when I was out in the field :aok
I also have the "Google" stuff for location.
If I can get a Monitor installed, I could play AH, while walking down the road.
I recommend getting the "Intellitracker 9000" Model.
It seems to be the top of the line model out there right now.
                                                                                                                                 :cheers: Oz

Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: homersipes on August 12, 2012, 10:03:21 AM
just ordered the adapter for mine so that I can play AH whenever and where ever I want :x :x  even has a browser so I can surf the web throughout the day.  Didnt want the dvd adapter too much of a distraction while driving.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 12, 2012, 10:44:02 AM
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Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Fud on August 12, 2012, 11:00:09 AM
Just did the do it yourself model from walmart...Now I can't stop the garage door from opening and closing... :noid
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 12, 2012, 11:05:55 AM
I ordered the new one that doubles as a contraceptive!! You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp !!

I don't think anyone else got that...
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: shppr01 on August 12, 2012, 12:55:06 PM
I don't think anyone else got that...

 I guess its a location joke Eagl!! You had to be there!
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Dragon on August 12, 2012, 01:01:54 PM
I bought the deluxe Wal-Mart version for 49.99 since it has the built in 32 Gig of memory.  I keep my favorite recipes as well as my stick settings on it for when I'm traveling.  So far the only problem with it is the elevator doors sometime open while between floors, but I can live with that.

Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 12, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
I just want to know why whenever I walk past the RFID enabled price check stations in the stores, it always comes up with some sort of "male enhancement" product.  Never the same one each time though, strange.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 12, 2012, 08:01:11 PM
I just want to know why whenever I walk past the RFID enabled price check stations in the stores, it always comes up with some sort of "male enhancement" product.  Never the same one each time though, strange.


That's probably a bug for your model, quite a few are having overnight hotfix/patches on this Wednesday night. Hope your problem gets sorted out.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: SEraider on August 12, 2012, 08:10:01 PM
I'll never have an RFID chip put in.  Neither will my family.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 12, 2012, 08:35:04 PM
I'll never have an RFID chip put in.  Neither will my family.

You're gonna miss out on that wed night hotfix thing pigs mentioned.  That sounds like a good time.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Gustav on August 12, 2012, 09:14:20 PM
I splurged a bit and got an i7 based system with RFID connected to my brain to read my thoughts. Now I can go through TSA checkpoints without screening. :D

Sadly, The system is running Windows, so sometimes I BSO.....

*Beep*

...Excuse me, what were we talking about?
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Seanaldinho on August 12, 2012, 09:41:14 PM
I splurged a bit and got an i7 based system with RFID connected to my brain to read my thoughts. Now I can go through TSA checkpoints without screening. :D

Sadly, The system is running Windows, so sometimes I BSO.....

*Beep*

...Excuse me, what were we talking about?

At least you didnt get Linux all I can think about is penguins...
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 12, 2012, 10:08:34 PM
At least you didnt get Linux all I can think about is penguins...
Not always bad.

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/hot_992ca2_566787.jpg)
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: SEraider on August 12, 2012, 11:01:28 PM
It's true.  I have my RFID chip appointment scheduled in November.  If you get it done before the end of the year they give you a 20% discount.

Why do you want a chip implanted in you?  I'm curious why you seem in favor.  I'm not looking to debate you, just curious of your participation.  Thanks.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 13, 2012, 01:10:39 AM
Why do you want a chip implanted in you?  I'm curious why you seem in favor.  I'm not looking to debate you, just curious of your participation.  Thanks.

You have enough money to pay the fines for staying chip free? Dude, are you a multi-millionaire?
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: oTRALFZo on August 13, 2012, 02:34:14 AM
My chip comes in BBQ and Sour Cream/Onion :noid
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: deSelys on August 13, 2012, 02:51:43 AM
I'll never have an RFID chip put in.  Neither will my family.

and

isn't gonna be funny when it happens for real :aok

are you gonna do it? put them in your kids?

although it is a long way off so we probably wont see it happen.....so when it does happen, the people will be even more so accepting of it....

they can put one in my dead body. :aok




You guys just don't know how lucky you are and how good you have it in the US!

In Belgium, the treehuggers were screaming about the fact that the chips were emitting radiowaves from inside the body, that we would slowly cook from the inside yada yada yada.

So the government finally caved in and the only chips that we can have implanted are WIRED!  :rolleyes:

I can't tell you how much riding my bike has become a complete PITA with this USB cable trailing behind  :furious
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: ink on August 13, 2012, 02:55:27 AM
and


You guys just don't know how lucky you are and how good you have it in the US!

In Belgium, the treehuggers were screaming about the fact that the chips were emitting radiowaves from inside the body, that we would slowly cook from the inside yada yada yada.

So the government finally caved in and the only chips that we can have implanted are WIRED!  :rolleyes:

I can't tell you how much riding my bike has become a complete PITA with this USB cable trailing behind  :furious

 :rofl

Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Rob52240 on August 13, 2012, 05:09:38 AM
:rofl




Lucky, I only got cat3
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: cpxxx on August 13, 2012, 06:26:28 AM
Unbelievable how far you Americans have fallen behind. March 2013? It's been compulsory for all us EU citizens since 2005. I'm already on my third upgrade and I have to say it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Every morning I leap out of bed and sing the Euro anthem in three languages and thank our glorious leaders for the munificence. Not only that I can sing the Chinese national anthem in fluent Mandarin. That's not all I'm posting this using USB connection completely hands free, magic :aok The only slight problem is that there is a delay in posting as it has to go through central processing in Brussels for vetting in case of any errors. So if there's a mystery gap in a line you'll know I may have accidentally said something critical of the EU. In my opinion ---- -- ------- --------. --- **** EU ---- ----- --------. But I don't want to be too critical.

I can't wait for the next upgrade, Android compatible. Just think of all the apps I can download directly to my brain.

Well must go, my RFID has just reminded me that it's to watch the latest Euronews bulletin. Our leader Herman Van Rompuy wishes to address us! What a handsome charasmatic fellow he is. :salute

(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsLDhEwhDXwswtLuQQDDDaLGxNquLLaPDKficxQYd0gSB-EOg)


Seriously you Americans need get your act together. It's a brave new world!
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: expat on August 13, 2012, 06:38:11 AM
The ones out here in the middle east are a complete pain ....cant change the laguage pack to english so it's all in squiggleease and the bloody call to prayer at 4am is killing me!!!!!!
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: VonMessa on August 13, 2012, 06:54:31 AM
"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'"

I'm just waiting for my illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.  The Earth is blocking my view of Venus...
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: eagl on August 13, 2012, 09:14:53 AM
You have enough money to pay the fines for staying chip free? Dude, are you a multi-millionaire?

It's not a fine its a tax.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Tupac on August 13, 2012, 09:17:16 AM
"Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'"

I'm just waiting for my illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.  The Earth is blocking my view of Venus...

(http://images.wordpressapi.com/marvin-the-martian.jpg)
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Raptor on August 13, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Why do you want a chip implanted in you?  I'm curious why you seem in favor.  I'm not looking to debate you, just curious of your participation.  Thanks.
Because my chip has vastly enhanced my life, I would gladly have an open discussion with you regarding this topic.

I was hesitant at first because I thought that it seemed invasive. However now I can see the true benefits. I feel comfortable knowing where all of my loved ones are at all times. It is like having everyone constantly updating their location on Facebook, but in real time.

Additionally, you get manufacturer discounts on several products when you register your chip with that company. Sure, they ask to track you and collect consumer behavior information, but in the end that will only improve their products!

Sure, it itches every now and then, but I get updates on my health! If you upgrade the retina display, you can scan items and know the health benefits of what you are eating!

I had mine unlocked, so I could download mods from the internet. Some great app recommendations:
Teleprompter to go - if you do a lot of public speaking
Underwearvision2.0 - DO NOT DOWNLOAD 1.0, it does not allow filtering preferences!!!
TranslateNow
GoogleGoggles
Pandora
ZombieRun (interesting game, kinda scary if you are not prepared for it)

With so many benefits, why are you against it?
 
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: cpxxx on August 13, 2012, 11:00:48 AM
Anyway you don't really need a chip implanted. Have you got a Smartphone? It's the same thing. Mine knows exactly where I am at all times and thus so does every intelligence agency, computer hacker multinational corporation on the planet and maybe beyond. :noid
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: VonMessa on August 13, 2012, 11:07:33 AM
(http://images.wordpressapi.com/marvin-the-martian.jpg)

No pic  :(
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: grizz441 on August 13, 2012, 11:22:12 AM
Because my chip has vastly enhanced my life, I would gladly have an open discussion with you regarding this topic.

I was hesitant at first because I thought that it seemed invasive. However now I can see the true benefits. I feel comfortable knowing where all of my loved ones are at all times. It is like having everyone constantly updating their location on Facebook, but in real time.

Additionally, you get manufacturer discounts on several products when you register your chip with that company. Sure, they ask to track you and collect consumer behavior information, but in the end that will only improve their products!

Sure, it itches every now and then, but I get updates on my health! If you upgrade the retina display, you can scan items and know the health benefits of what you are eating!

I had mine unlocked, so I could download mods from the internet. Some great app recommendations:
Teleprompter to go - if you do a lot of public speaking
Underwearvision2.0 - DO NOT DOWNLOAD 1.0, it does not allow filtering preferences!!!
TranslateNow
GoogleGoggles
Pandora
ZombieRun (interesting game, kinda scary if you are not prepared for it)

With so many benefits, why are you against it?
 

This and more!

You saved me a post, thanks Raptor. 
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 13, 2012, 03:19:17 PM
I never like unlocking stuff, I'm too poor to void the warranty and have to get a new one since I can't pay the fine, erm I mean tax.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Babalonian on August 13, 2012, 03:31:34 PM
Wow, what the heck got everyone's sarcasm meter set to the max this weekend?   :rofl  :aok  :lol
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Gustav on August 13, 2012, 03:56:22 PM
I think everyone's RFID chip had Sarcasm v1.0 pre-installed.

Just wait will until the next hotfix introduces Angry v1.0 :bolt:
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: ink on August 13, 2012, 04:04:52 PM
Anyway you don't really need a chip implanted. Have you got a Smartphone? It's the same thing. Mine knows exactly where I am at all times and thus so does every intelligence agency, computer hacker multinational corporation on the planet and maybe beyond. :noid

thats just for now...

I believe that at some point Technology will expand human life....in the hundreds of years...at that point they will demand a chip inserted...or you will not receive the medical.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: zack1234 on August 13, 2012, 04:50:16 PM
I have bougnt one of these chips from a bloke in the pub :old:

Where do i put it?

Its a bit big the size of a usb stick :uhoh
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Pigslilspaz on August 13, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
I have bougnt one of these chips from a bloke in the pub :old:

Where do i put it?

Its a bit big the size of a usb stick :uhoh
Mine is quite small... I think you got ripped off. Unless it's one of THOSE chips. Then I feel bad for you.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: zack1234 on August 13, 2012, 05:12:47 PM
THey use those chips on boxes in archives :rofl

Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: RTHolmes on August 13, 2012, 05:13:55 PM
did said geezer-in-pub also offer to "install it" for you? :uhoh
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: ACE on August 13, 2012, 05:39:10 PM
Got mine yesterday.  Stings a little but after my hello kitty band aide was there to ease the pain i was just fine.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: SunBat on August 13, 2012, 05:39:32 PM
It's not a fine its a tax.


I see you got the Republican chip too. Good for you.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: SunBat on August 13, 2012, 05:42:35 PM
Got mine yesterday.  Stings a little but after my hello kitty band aide was there to ease the pain i was just fine.

I see you decided against adding the "Intelligible Prose" package.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: grizz441 on August 13, 2012, 07:09:53 PM
Why do you want a chip implanted in you?  I'm curious why you seem in favor.  I'm not looking to debate you, just curious of your participation.  Thanks.

How can you neglect yourself and family from these chips? They are even working on chips that will transmit nano ifs into your blood and search for cancer and kill it. Living to be less than 100 will be criminal.
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: Meatwad on August 13, 2012, 10:34:41 PM
Heard of a prototype thats being developed in Scotland. Apparently it changes the image of women into sheep.....
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: guncrasher on August 13, 2012, 10:41:20 PM
Heard of a prototype thats being developed in Scotland. Apparently it changes the image of women into sheep.....

what you talking about, sheep arent women?  what kind of sick joke is that  :furious :furious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE


semp
Title: Re: facebook drama? or for real
Post by: W7LPNRICK on August 13, 2012, 11:22:38 PM
Trolling for "Mark of the Beast" fishes?  :noid