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Title: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 22, 2013, 11:57:50 AM
This tournament of opinions will decide, once and for all, the most retarded thing you can possibly do while flying in the game.

Rules:

1.  Must be a choice made by a pilot beginning at his/her choices in the hanger;
2.  Cannot include anything typed on 200;
3.  Limit your entrant into the tournament to one sentence;
4.  Enter as many times as you like;
5.  No GVs....just fighters;
6.  No 1 v 1 Tardlet actions;
7.  No stories please....we've probably already seen it in one form or another anyway;
8.  Community will vote on each "Tardlet 1 v 1" with a thumbs up/down in the forum with Tardlet winner moving on;
9.  Bracket closes Jan 25 @ midnight

My entrant:

The HO-then-run out of icon range because you can

EDIT:  can be a Tardlet philosophy as well.

My entrant:

"That's how they flew during WWII and this is war game"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Delirium on January 22, 2013, 12:22:17 PM
My entry;

"Yes, I need to run out of icon range and wait until you are engaged with someone else to re-attack in my P51B."
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Dragon on January 22, 2013, 12:29:06 PM
"It's called extending.  Extending!"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: ImADot on January 22, 2013, 12:41:59 PM
"Where'd you guys go? I was out shoveling my driveway."
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: deadstikmac on January 22, 2013, 12:54:53 PM


"Did Deadstik really just drop his goons from 10k?!?"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Ripley on January 22, 2013, 01:00:52 PM
"Skill-less N00b I was AFK on autoclimb"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Ripley on January 22, 2013, 01:02:20 PM
"OMG Turn your HAX off and fight fair!"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Nathan60 on January 22, 2013, 01:23:10 PM
"think I'll unsquelch Who"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: waystin2 on January 22, 2013, 01:57:28 PM
"we are flying into the sun so they can't see us see them coming"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Delirium on January 22, 2013, 01:58:08 PM
"I'm not vulching, I'm supressing the base for capture."
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Delirium on January 22, 2013, 01:58:55 PM
"It wasn't a gang, my squad is just having a squad night, all 32 of us. Well, 85 of us if you count all 3 wings!"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Oddball-CAF on January 22, 2013, 02:06:26 PM
"Hey guys, I just faceshot a 110G2. Where should I lift from now?"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: TheBug on January 22, 2013, 02:10:05 PM
"Think I'll fly sober tonight."
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Vinkman on January 22, 2013, 02:21:59 PM
"think I'll unsquelch Who"

 :aok
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: uptown on January 22, 2013, 02:23:56 PM
Up yours moonbats!.....My super secret ACM techniques will never fall into enemy hands way up here......... and besides I'm saving fuel.  :airplane:
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Vinkman on January 22, 2013, 02:27:06 PM
"we are flying into the sun so they can't see us see them coming"

 :aok
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: captain1ma on January 22, 2013, 02:27:48 PM
shoot them in the face and kill them, then get on 200 and explain to everyone how good you really are at ACM!
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: LilMak on January 22, 2013, 02:34:00 PM
"I think I'll challenge myself and select a Spitfire for this sortie."
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: uptown on January 22, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
"I think I'll challenge myself and select a Spitfire for this sortie."
:lol  :noid
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: ink on January 22, 2013, 02:46:49 PM
Up yours moonbats!.....My super secret ACM techniques will never fall into enemy hands way up here......... and besides I'm saving fuel.  :airplane:

"I think I'll challenge myself and select a Spitfire for this sortie."

a tie for 2nd place :aok


1st place

"All you can do is fight a gang......"  :O


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Ripley on January 22, 2013, 02:56:43 PM
"I Hate 1-pass runstangs!...

...at least they have to work to catch my 190!"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: RedBull1 on January 22, 2013, 03:04:26 PM
"They did it in the war!"
&
"Sir, for the last time it's an F29"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: VuduVee on January 22, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
me: oh crap, i hope you didnt see that.
the other guy: what auger?
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: bustr on January 22, 2013, 03:53:35 PM
You kept screaming "DIVE IN HERE AND CLEAR MY TAIL, NOW!!!!!!!!!!". I put on quite a show for those 12 guys chasing you through the trees when I COMPRESSED and hit the ground right after you went boom anyway. You do know when my icon says 5k thats not in feet?
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Daddkev on January 22, 2013, 03:59:10 PM
 :huh :huh :huh YES...I hit you from 14k with my 5 incher, does that make you mad?  :huh :huh :huh :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener:
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: coombz on January 22, 2013, 04:03:03 PM

"I'm going to make a post/thread about Midway to show just how much I don't care about what he says"


But I think the overall winner should surely be "I'm going to vulch you...I'm going to vulch you...oooohhh crap I augured"

Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: mbailey on January 22, 2013, 04:15:18 PM
My entrant

Opposite country takes port without dropping the ports CV


"We are gonna hide the CV wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down here" I call it the Admiral Chickenschit move...Supreme Commander of the Yellow Navy  :D

or

"How dare you tower before my egg hits your tank"      :rolleyes:









Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: cobia38 on January 22, 2013, 04:28:00 PM


  "your fighter looks really silly running from a bomber" :ahand
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: 68ZooM on January 22, 2013, 06:07:37 PM
"theres no way an A20 can out turn fight my A6M YOU HAXXOR"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: NatCigg on January 22, 2013, 06:27:55 PM
"Lets all take loaded 38s and dive bomb the field."
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: 1sum41 on January 22, 2013, 06:41:08 PM
"It's the trim tabs!" :bolt:
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Delirium on January 22, 2013, 06:52:23 PM
"Lets all take loaded 38s and dive bomb the field."

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff14/DeliriumP38/P38L.gif)

(I was just looking for an excuse to post it)
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: crazyivan on January 22, 2013, 07:54:32 PM
Hey 80821347 welcome to kill club O)  :neener:

Dang rule 2.

(Burp) I wonder if  this  262 climbs better half throttle and flaps, just after wheels up?
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Meatwad on January 22, 2013, 10:34:17 PM
"Save your drop tanks for the town!!ONE"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: BaldEagl on January 22, 2013, 10:59:40 PM
So here we go.

Sign up here...
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: JunkyII on January 23, 2013, 12:00:30 AM
I fly at 30k to conserve fuel in Aces High
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Debrody on January 23, 2013, 05:11:10 AM
This thread is an epic win!   :aok

"THIS IS GOING TO HTC, THE G6 CANT OUTTURN THE BREWSTER, YOU FREAKIN NOOB!!!"
or, from the same one, one who had a bazillion of names in the past...:
"HELP, HIS BREWSTER IS OUTTURNING MY BREWSTER!!! ........     .......     FRIGGEN MUPPET...."
or
"no way a Dora can catch a Tempest, i was even stirring the stick"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 23, 2013, 06:47:09 AM
This thread is an epic win!   :aok

"THIS IS GOING TO HTC, THE G6 CANT OUTTURN THE BREWSTER, YOU FREAKIN NOOB!!!"
or, from the same one, one who had a bazillion of names in the past...:
"HELP, HIS BREWSTER IS OUTTURNING MY BREWSTER!!! ........     .......     FRIGGEN MUPPET...."
or
"no way a Dora can catch a Tempest, i was even stirring the stick"

Hahahahahahabah!!!!!
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 23, 2013, 08:53:07 AM
"The never-ending flat turn".  If I just fly my Zeke in circles, you'll never get a shot at me
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: ebfd11 on January 23, 2013, 02:33:59 PM
Hey guys lets fly down this valley with loaded Ponies, don't worry we can make it.


15 explosions later...



Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: JUGgler on January 23, 2013, 02:58:47 PM
Tardlet--> "No way that JUG can out turn a Hurricane"

JUG--> "It didn't"

Tardlet--> "pfft, Cheater"


 :angel:



JUGgler
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Scotch on January 23, 2013, 04:01:00 PM
I saw a light bulb turn on in someones head the other night.  :)

Radio conversation:

player a: wtf!how the eff does an potato peeling ki catch a p51 in a dive!this game is bs!!!
changeup: You were jerking it pretty hard.
player a: well ya, im not gonna just run!
changeup: So what's your problem?
...5.4.3.2.1....
player a: oh.
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Zoney on January 23, 2013, 05:59:29 PM
Me:

oh oh oh, theres one now, diving in, ludicrous speed, don't think he sees me, D5, he aint moving, D4, totally surprised him, D3, this idiot aint got no SA, D2, maybe he is afk he still aint movin, D1, woooohoooo (collision) damnit!
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 23, 2013, 06:39:42 PM
I saw a light bulb turn on in someones head the other night.  :)

Radio conversation:

player a: wtf!how the eff does an potato peeling ki catch a p51 in a dive!this game is bs!!!
changeup: You were jerking it pretty hard.
player a: well ya, im not gonna just run!
changeup: So what's your problem?
...5.4.3.2.1....
player a: oh.

 :rofl
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Kovel on January 24, 2013, 05:45:36 AM
190 don't run.........!!!
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: aztec on January 24, 2013, 10:18:27 AM
Thanks for flying thru me and killing that con who was glued to  my 12, all three of you....didn't think I'd ever get him slowed down enough for ya. :salute :salute :salute
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: BigR on January 24, 2013, 11:07:52 AM
Complain about someone flying 51D...Be flying in a horde in Spit16.

Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: tunnelrat on January 24, 2013, 11:14:22 AM
"You are not playing the game the way I want you to play it, therefore you are RUINING THE GAME!"
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Debrody on January 24, 2013, 12:05:01 PM
Bomb tanks in a tempest - brag about butthurt 262s
 :aok
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Babalonian on January 24, 2013, 05:32:12 PM
This tournament of opinions will decide, once and for all, the most retarded thing you can possibly do while flying in the game.

Rules:

1.  Must be a choice made by a pilot beginning at his/her choices in the hanger;
2.  Cannot include anything typed on 200;
3.  Limit your entrant into the tournament to one sentence;
4.  Enter as many times as you like;
5.  No GVs....just fighters;
6.  No 1 v 1 Tardlet actions;
7.  No stories please....we've probably already seen it in one form or another anyway;
8.  Community will vote on each "Tardlet 1 v 1" with a thumbs up/down in the forum with Tardlet winner moving on;
9.  Bracket closes Jan 25 @ midnight

My entrant:

The HO-then-run out of icon range because you can

EDIT:  can be a Tardlet philosophy as well.

My entrant:

"That's how they flew during WWII and this is war game"


Up a B-29 inside an AH bomber hangar.
/thread

 :o  :furious  :noid
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: StabOps on January 25, 2013, 09:14:15 AM
on squad vox

"wow...did anyone see that?"

"no, what?, not me"

"good"

Stab
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Wiley on January 25, 2013, 11:24:59 AM
Lose fight in game.  Start fight in forum.

Wiley.
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 25, 2013, 04:24:15 PM
Lose fight in game.  Start fight in forum.

Wiley.

So far, this is the #1 seed
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Babalonian on January 25, 2013, 05:15:31 PM
But, only a small number of the tardlet population ever participates on the forums.  I bet the winning gem lies somewhere deep in Skuzzy's help and support email inbox.
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: BluBerry on January 25, 2013, 08:37:33 PM
"Good fight."
"Would have gone differently if I hadn't been pilot wounded and blacking out."

Ahh, the "you only won because I blacked out" excuse.. :aok

-BluBerry
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: kappa on January 27, 2013, 02:44:21 AM
I need 10 of you guys to bail your planes and run into the map room to take the base..

we only got 8 I think..  :D
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 27, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
I need 10 of you guys to bail your planes and run into the map room to take the base..

we only got 8 I think..  :D

You can do that? lol
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Wiley on January 27, 2013, 04:16:37 PM
You can do that? lol

No, and that is what makes that REALLY funny!

Wiley.
Title: Re: 1st Annual Tardlet Tournament
Post by: Changeup on January 27, 2013, 04:51:58 PM
No, and that is what makes that REALLY funny!

Wiley.
:rofl :rofl