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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Changeup on January 22, 2013, 11:57:50 AM
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This tournament of opinions will decide, once and for all, the most retarded thing you can possibly do while flying in the game.
Rules:
1. Must be a choice made by a pilot beginning at his/her choices in the hanger;
2. Cannot include anything typed on 200;
3. Limit your entrant into the tournament to one sentence;
4. Enter as many times as you like;
5. No GVs....just fighters;
6. No 1 v 1 Tardlet actions;
7. No stories please....we've probably already seen it in one form or another anyway;
8. Community will vote on each "Tardlet 1 v 1" with a thumbs up/down in the forum with Tardlet winner moving on;
9. Bracket closes Jan 25 @ midnight
My entrant:
The HO-then-run out of icon range because you can
EDIT: can be a Tardlet philosophy as well.
My entrant:
"That's how they flew during WWII and this is war game"
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My entry;
"Yes, I need to run out of icon range and wait until you are engaged with someone else to re-attack in my P51B."
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"It's called extending. Extending!"
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"Where'd you guys go? I was out shoveling my driveway."
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"Did Deadstik really just drop his goons from 10k?!?"
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"Skill-less N00b I was AFK on autoclimb"
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"OMG Turn your HAX off and fight fair!"
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"think I'll unsquelch Who"
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"we are flying into the sun so they can't see us see them coming"
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"I'm not vulching, I'm supressing the base for capture."
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"It wasn't a gang, my squad is just having a squad night, all 32 of us. Well, 85 of us if you count all 3 wings!"
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"Hey guys, I just faceshot a 110G2. Where should I lift from now?"
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"Think I'll fly sober tonight."
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"think I'll unsquelch Who"
:aok
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Up yours moonbats!.....My super secret ACM techniques will never fall into enemy hands way up here......... and besides I'm saving fuel. :airplane:
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"we are flying into the sun so they can't see us see them coming"
:aok
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shoot them in the face and kill them, then get on 200 and explain to everyone how good you really are at ACM!
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"I think I'll challenge myself and select a Spitfire for this sortie."
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"I think I'll challenge myself and select a Spitfire for this sortie."
:lol :noid
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Up yours moonbats!.....My super secret ACM techniques will never fall into enemy hands way up here......... and besides I'm saving fuel. :airplane:
"I think I'll challenge myself and select a Spitfire for this sortie."
a tie for 2nd place :aok
1st place
"All you can do is fight a gang......" :O
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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"I Hate 1-pass runstangs!...
...at least they have to work to catch my 190!"
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"They did it in the war!"
&
"Sir, for the last time it's an F29"
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me: oh crap, i hope you didnt see that.
the other guy: what auger?
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You kept screaming "DIVE IN HERE AND CLEAR MY TAIL, NOW!!!!!!!!!!". I put on quite a show for those 12 guys chasing you through the trees when I COMPRESSED and hit the ground right after you went boom anyway. You do know when my icon says 5k thats not in feet?
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:huh :huh :huh YES...I hit you from 14k with my 5 incher, does that make you mad? :huh :huh :huh :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener:
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"I'm going to make a post/thread about Midway to show just how much I don't care about what he says"
But I think the overall winner should surely be "I'm going to vulch you...I'm going to vulch you...oooohhh crap I augured"
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My entrant
Opposite country takes port without dropping the ports CV
"We are gonna hide the CV wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down here" I call it the Admiral Chickenschit move...Supreme Commander of the Yellow Navy :D
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"How dare you tower before my egg hits your tank" :rolleyes:
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"your fighter looks really silly running from a bomber" :ahand
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"theres no way an A20 can out turn fight my A6M YOU HAXXOR"
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"Lets all take loaded 38s and dive bomb the field."
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"It's the trim tabs!" :bolt:
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"Lets all take loaded 38s and dive bomb the field."
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff14/DeliriumP38/P38L.gif)
(I was just looking for an excuse to post it)
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Hey 80821347 welcome to kill club O) :neener:
Dang rule 2.
(Burp) I wonder if this 262 climbs better half throttle and flaps, just after wheels up?
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"Save your drop tanks for the town!!ONE"
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So here we go.
Sign up here...
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I fly at 30k to conserve fuel in Aces High
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This thread is an epic win! :aok
"THIS IS GOING TO HTC, THE G6 CANT OUTTURN THE BREWSTER, YOU FREAKIN NOOB!!!"
or, from the same one, one who had a bazillion of names in the past...:
"HELP, HIS BREWSTER IS OUTTURNING MY BREWSTER!!! ........ ....... FRIGGEN MUPPET...."
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"no way a Dora can catch a Tempest, i was even stirring the stick"
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This thread is an epic win! :aok
"THIS IS GOING TO HTC, THE G6 CANT OUTTURN THE BREWSTER, YOU FREAKIN NOOB!!!"
or, from the same one, one who had a bazillion of names in the past...:
"HELP, HIS BREWSTER IS OUTTURNING MY BREWSTER!!! ........ ....... FRIGGEN MUPPET...."
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"no way a Dora can catch a Tempest, i was even stirring the stick"
Hahahahahahabah!!!!!
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"The never-ending flat turn". If I just fly my Zeke in circles, you'll never get a shot at me
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Hey guys lets fly down this valley with loaded Ponies, don't worry we can make it.
15 explosions later...
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Tardlet--> "No way that JUG can out turn a Hurricane"
JUG--> "It didn't"
Tardlet--> "pfft, Cheater"
:angel:
JUGgler
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I saw a light bulb turn on in someones head the other night. :)
Radio conversation:
player a: wtf!how the eff does an potato peeling ki catch a p51 in a dive!this game is bs!!!
changeup: You were jerking it pretty hard.
player a: well ya, im not gonna just run!
changeup: So what's your problem?
...5.4.3.2.1....
player a: oh.
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Me:
oh oh oh, theres one now, diving in, ludicrous speed, don't think he sees me, D5, he aint moving, D4, totally surprised him, D3, this idiot aint got no SA, D2, maybe he is afk he still aint movin, D1, woooohoooo (collision) damnit!
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I saw a light bulb turn on in someones head the other night. :)
Radio conversation:
player a: wtf!how the eff does an potato peeling ki catch a p51 in a dive!this game is bs!!!
changeup: You were jerking it pretty hard.
player a: well ya, im not gonna just run!
changeup: So what's your problem?
...5.4.3.2.1....
player a: oh.
:rofl
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190 don't run.........!!!
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Thanks for flying thru me and killing that con who was glued to my 12, all three of you....didn't think I'd ever get him slowed down enough for ya. :salute :salute :salute
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Complain about someone flying 51D...Be flying in a horde in Spit16.
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"You are not playing the game the way I want you to play it, therefore you are RUINING THE GAME!"
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Bomb tanks in a tempest - brag about butthurt 262s
:aok
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This tournament of opinions will decide, once and for all, the most retarded thing you can possibly do while flying in the game.
Rules:
1. Must be a choice made by a pilot beginning at his/her choices in the hanger;
2. Cannot include anything typed on 200;
3. Limit your entrant into the tournament to one sentence;
4. Enter as many times as you like;
5. No GVs....just fighters;
6. No 1 v 1 Tardlet actions;
7. No stories please....we've probably already seen it in one form or another anyway;
8. Community will vote on each "Tardlet 1 v 1" with a thumbs up/down in the forum with Tardlet winner moving on;
9. Bracket closes Jan 25 @ midnight
My entrant:
The HO-then-run out of icon range because you can
EDIT: can be a Tardlet philosophy as well.
My entrant:
"That's how they flew during WWII and this is war game"
Up a B-29 inside an AH bomber hangar.
/thread
:o :furious :noid
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on squad vox
"wow...did anyone see that?"
"no, what?, not me"
"good"
Stab
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Lose fight in game. Start fight in forum.
Wiley.
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Lose fight in game. Start fight in forum.
Wiley.
So far, this is the #1 seed
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But, only a small number of the tardlet population ever participates on the forums. I bet the winning gem lies somewhere deep in Skuzzy's help and support email inbox.
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"Good fight."
"Would have gone differently if I hadn't been pilot wounded and blacking out."
Ahh, the "you only won because I blacked out" excuse.. :aok
-BluBerry
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I need 10 of you guys to bail your planes and run into the map room to take the base..
we only got 8 I think.. :D
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I need 10 of you guys to bail your planes and run into the map room to take the base..
we only got 8 I think.. :D
You can do that? lol
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You can do that? lol
No, and that is what makes that REALLY funny!
Wiley.
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No, and that is what makes that REALLY funny!
Wiley.
:rofl :rofl