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Title: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 29, 2013, 05:42:28 PM
what was your worst date ever?
i was with this girl took her on a date for dinner,and she farted...and it stunk up the whole Resturant, and it smelled bad.... :cry
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: guncrasher on April 29, 2013, 05:50:59 PM
took a girl out for dinner and found her husband there.  I didnt know she was married.


semp
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 29, 2013, 05:54:07 PM
 :bolt: LOL
took a girl out for dinner and found her husband there.  I didnt know she was married.


semp
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Lusche on April 29, 2013, 05:54:39 PM
I was the 'worst date ever' for many girls in my time  :noid
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: TOMCAT21 on April 29, 2013, 05:56:08 PM
September 2nd.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 29, 2013, 05:58:18 PM
I was the 'worst date ever' for many girls in my time  :noid
well at least you tried  :aok :rofl :bolt:
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: ink on April 29, 2013, 06:52:53 PM
 :rofl

took a chicks bra off...... :O

the biggest padded bra she could find...... covered the smallest set of mammary glands. :rofl
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 29, 2013, 06:57:31 PM
 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: smoe on April 29, 2013, 07:06:42 PM
I took a girl out and was arrested, charges were droped, yes I was young and a huge dumb#@& for what I did :o.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: smoe on April 29, 2013, 07:09:42 PM
took a girl out for dinner and found her husband there.  I didnt know she was married.


semp

Oh dude, did she pick the place and time? If so, u got used.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on April 29, 2013, 07:12:48 PM
took a girl out, even dressed in something besides black, dropped 200 bucks on dinner, hoping to sCore, only tontine she has to go home early. Instead I go to the store only(which her exs is on the way) and see her car outside. A real WTF moment.
Ened it right there.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Banshee7 on April 29, 2013, 07:15:06 PM
Invited a girl to go to a bar with me to listen to my buddy's band and ran into the girl that I had forgotten I had invited earlier that week.  Wasn't too bad, cause they both left and I spent more time on stage actually singing with the band  :rock

#S#



Josh
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 29, 2013, 07:15:50 PM
See Rules #4, #6
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: skorpx1 on April 29, 2013, 07:19:12 PM
See Rule #6
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on April 29, 2013, 07:35:53 PM
Anything with girls at 15 isn't dating. And WTF, theyy have cooties ya know right?
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 29, 2013, 07:43:35 PM
Anything with girls at 15 isn't dating. And WTF, theyy have cooties ya know right?
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2be2rd.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: TOMCAT21 on April 29, 2013, 10:10:19 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zoney on April 29, 2013, 10:21:16 PM
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on April 29, 2013, 10:40:28 PM
I like "loose" women :old:
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: zack1234 on April 30, 2013, 12:42:33 AM
Having to talk to them was the problem and trying to make a excuse in the morning to leave :old:

Mate of mine said to a chick "Its not me its you" to split up with one :old:

I went round a birds house to for tea and meet her parents, and she turned out to be married :old:

Her husband rang me up at saying what he was going to do, after about 15 mins of ranting he. said "she had done it 5 times before"!

I immediately  told him to ?@£" &£) and sort his wife out :rofl

True life you could not make it up :old:
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: rpm on April 30, 2013, 02:16:48 AM
The one when I asked Ex #3 to marry me. :bhead
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: skorpx1 on April 30, 2013, 05:00:18 AM
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.

What's so bad about it?


I think just about everyone here found it funny.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: smoe on April 30, 2013, 07:18:43 AM
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.

Yea, maybe blot out the one word in the image. Yes it is a good one lol.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: RTHolmes on April 30, 2013, 07:29:07 AM
The doom, ya might want to edit your post and remove that picture sir.

 :headscratch:
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: mbailey on April 30, 2013, 07:33:34 AM
1991 Highschool graduation party...met a girl there that i knew liked me all year. Hooked up with her and left the party. On the way to a friends house, deer jumps out, and she swerves into a tree, planting my face squarely into the windsheild. Well, friends down the street heard the accident, and pulled us out of the car. Car was totalled, she was ok (Seatbelt) me not so much. Next day she comes to my house to see the damage done to my face....black eyes, broken nose, cuts bruises...a sore sight to say the least.

Luckily her and I have been able to have many many more dates, that end much better.......Married her in 1998 and still going strong  :aok



Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: thedoom26 on April 30, 2013, 08:24:41 AM
I think the picture is funny, where has your sense of humor gone! :banana:
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Meatwad on April 30, 2013, 08:50:33 AM
The same place you will be when skuzzy sees it
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Lusche on April 30, 2013, 08:52:00 AM
The same place you will be when skuzzy sees it


 :huh  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Butcher on April 30, 2013, 10:26:51 AM
Before I met my wife I went on a date to a seafood restaurant locally. Woman was a school teacher and it started out not to bad until she threw up shrimp and scallops. Turns out she had a long island ice tea before the date and the seafood upset her stomach.

/yes I got splashed, I paid the check and never called again.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Skuzzy on April 30, 2013, 10:46:26 AM
I think the picture is funny, where has your sense of humor gone! :banana:

We really do not care how funny you think it is.  When you get back in two weeks, read the forum posting rules.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: RTHolmes on April 30, 2013, 10:48:39 AM
my worst was a double-date with my mate and his girlfriend and her friend who I really liked but who was only around for 3 more weeks before going abroad for while. lunch was great, we drank a fair bit, and at one point I asked my mates gf why I hadnt seen her for a while, "Oh Ive been ill, but I'm much better now". "Eww you're not contagious or anything are you?" I asked half-jokingly "Hehe no its fine" she said.

I dont know if any of you have had chickenpox as an adult but I wouldnt recommend it. The next day my body decided to get rid of anything which wasnt firmly attached, couldnt keep even water down for 3 days, didnt eat anything for over a week and spent another 2 weeks recovering. She met someone on holiday. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on April 30, 2013, 10:58:52 AM
Don't mess with skuzzy!!! :old:

he likes giving people vacations :old:

skuzzy your awesome :banana: :banana: :banana:
 :aok

Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Meatwad on April 30, 2013, 11:06:43 PM

 :huh  :headscratch:

Being half asleep makes typing posts interesting  :)
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: deadstikmac on May 01, 2013, 02:42:43 PM
In high school I was sweet on a cheerleader who was out of my legue. When I would ask her out she just laughed in my face.

Finally I had saved enough money too buy a car. Asked again got the same response so instead of buying a car I took all the other cheerleaders out in 4 different limos to the most swank place in town and hired a photographer too take pictures of the night. All the cheerleaders except her, the pictures of that night I put up in banners all over the school. Instant stardom... When she did accept my date offer. I took her to 7-11 for a cup of ramen noodles and dropped her off at home.


edit

Forgot too add... about 7 or 8 years later is what makes this story epic.

I was doing my flight medic rotations with a local hospital and we got the "Prom Promise" for a High School where she had became a teacher and gained about 200 pounds. We landed a bird on the football field and later on during the event she brought her class to see the bird and sees me instead. I wish I had a picture for the look on her face.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: RTHolmes on May 01, 2013, 02:44:25 PM
now that is a masterclass in passive aggression :aok
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on May 01, 2013, 02:53:49 PM
Hahahahaahaha
 :rofl

what a biatch!!
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on May 01, 2013, 02:58:17 PM
I took her to 7-11 for a cup of ramen noodles and dropped her off at home.
....

she had became a teacher and gained about 200 pounds.

It's the noodles... you shocked her and she started eating the experience and never quit!
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: deadstikmac on May 01, 2013, 03:55:35 PM
When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked.  :aok
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on May 01, 2013, 05:47:17 PM
When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked.  :aok

where dies that get you and I might have to try that.
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Banshee7 on May 01, 2013, 10:12:58 PM
When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked.  :aok

Ya know...definitely going to do that this weekend!  I rarely ever get turned down on a free drink, but next time it happens watch out!  :devil

#S#



Josh
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: guncrasher on May 01, 2013, 10:20:58 PM
When I see a few gals at a pub and offer to buy one a drink and she refuses I buy her whole table a round except the one whom I asked.  :aok

I usually buy her drinks till she says yes  :cheers:.


semp
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: ToeTag on May 01, 2013, 11:02:31 PM
I was the 'worst date ever' for many girls in my time  :noid

Making pie charts in your mashed potatoes Lusche?
Title: Re: Worst date ever?
Post by: Zacherof on May 02, 2013, 02:00:03 AM
Making pie charts in your mashed potatoes Lusche?
:lol