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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Flench on June 09, 2013, 05:50:53 AM
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Boy I like to had a war last night .Fore men in two black suv's came storming up my drive until they hit a chain I have across the road . They bailed out to run up to the door only to get meet by to full grown walker dog's . They were all in black with no ID . I went through a tunnel I have to the back side of the road and walked up behind them and hit them with my Qbeam holding my shotgun with my 9mm in my back pocket . Dude's starting saying we are bounty hunter's looking for so and so . I said never heard of them and boy I never seen someone get out of there that fast . Called the law afterword and they said yeah they new they were down looking for some meat out of TN . I told that cop it's a good way for them to die hitting the wrong house and the cop said they will not be back around your place . I said they better not next time one just mite get shot . What a night .
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Would you have got in to trouble if you shot one?
I would have thought not but the way things are i am not sure :old:
I had a bailiff around once at the wrong house he was bigger than me, the bloke next door belted him across the head because i had cleaned his gutters whilst doing my own :old:
I knew my being helpful would be useful :rofl
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I would not have shot one unless he pulled a gun on me or had made a move to take me down . . I thought it was the swat team at first . Dressed just like them . I thought I was fixing to get robed there at first .
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I would not have shot one unless he pulled a gun on me or had made a move to take me down . . I thought it was the swat team at first . Dressed just like them . I thought I was fixing to get robed there at first .
You thought it was the swat team and you hold them at gunpoint? You have a particular death wish or what? :D
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Did they look like this?
(http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Di_Dp/Dog_the_Bounty_Hunter/season1/dog-bounty-hunter4.jpg)
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On the up side they didn't challenge you to a spelling contest :D
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what a night :O
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sounds like an interesting night Flench...must have been noob yankee bounty hunters, they made too many mistakes.
a tunnel? :rofl :rofl
On the up side they didn't challenge you to a spelling contest :D
he's from mississippi, spelling is optional.
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Is the Tunnel for when the North Koreans invade?
Have they started invading yet its not been on the news :old:
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he's from mississippi, spelling is optional.
that made me laugh so hard i started to cry
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I need a tunnel!! :cheers:
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I have planted some pumpkins does that count? :old:
I did last year but all i got was a triffid and lots of flowers.
I read the seed packet this year and know where i went wrong :old:
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Typical cowboys, had you been dealing with a good skip tracer you never would have known he was there. The pro's don't call in the snatch team until they have eyes on the skip.
shamus
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A really good friend if mine is a bounty hunter. He has done it for a long time. He either works alone or at the most carries one guy with him. Sounds like you dealt with some rookies!
#S#
Josh
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Could have gotten down right ugly with The Dawg and his crew on the case.
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/Rich46yo/1010_2_dawg_crew2_zps9f293bf5.jpg)
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Could have gotten down right ugly with The Dawg and his crew on the case.
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/Rich46yo/1010_2_dawg_crew2_zps9f293bf5.jpg)
:rofl
If I saw bewbs like that coming at me I'd give up in a heart beat. :lol
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well something fishy is in the air..
my spidey senses are tingling.....
from the fishing post...`Well , this week was my week to go to Wilson . Was all ready to go Tuesday to head out this weekend `
so who knew you where meant to be away????
lucky your trip was cancelled last minute...
or is it all a coincidence... :noid
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Did you have a backpack they were trying to take?
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I want pics of the tunnel. That is by far the best part of the story. Glad it worked out ok Flench.
Watching those boobs on Dog the Bounty Hunter is pretty good comedy. They have the WORST tactics on the planet for taking down buildings and rooms, and horrible weapons skills as well (yes I realize they are PB guns using less lethal pepper balls and such, but they sweep each other with their muzzles nonetheless constantly as well as have their fingers on the triggers at nearly all times...ridiculous). Not to mention this business of pointing those things at people in the dark without identifying themselves, but instead just screaming swear words and saying "get down". Good way to get shot by someone just like in Flench's situation, and have no legal recourse after eating the bullets due to being in the wrong.
They're just lucky that most of their targets are either drug addicts or people with similar problems, and not much of a threat. I still want to see an episode where they have to pick up an x Marine who isn't high or in withdrawal, and is angry and armed. That'll be TV history.
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Gotta be honest, this story is caca del toro. Even here is LA, that is aggravated assault at the least and a home invasion if it is someone else.
Sorry, this story is full of inconsistencies.
Are you sure you didn't help out in the Hurricane relief in Haiti?
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They're just lucky that most of their targets are either drug addicts or people with similar problems, and not much of a threat. I still want to see an episode where they have to pick up an x Marine who isn't high or in withdrawal, and is angry and armed. That'll be TV history.
Since they have a TV show their targets are probably not the most dangerous.
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Who has a tunnel from their house to the "backside of their road?"
I can buy the rest of the story but really a tunnel? Are you ex NVA?
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Who has a tunnel from their house to the "backside of their road?"
I can buy the rest of the story but really a tunnel? Are you ex NVA?
i've worked on a few houses with underground passages to their garage.
but this guys story reeks like a feedlot
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You boys that seem to think Flench is not being straight up with tunnels
and such are behind the times :aok
I have no reason to think why he would make this up, does anyone else?
What would be the point of, or gain from?
:cheers: Oz
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Who has a tunnel from their house to the "backside of their road?"
I can buy the rest of the story but really a tunnel? Are you ex NVA?
You don't know Flench.
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Not saying he's lying but...
(http://bagelradio.com/blog/uploaded_images/BS-Meter-747980.gif)
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The story lacks a few items to make it truly believable. There should be a back pack, a butt crack knife, a scorpion bite and a dismantled P51 in the hanger to make it authentic. At the very least there should be a demented homicidal cat in there. :huh
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The story lacks a few items to make it truly believable. There should be a back pack, a butt crack knife, a scorpion bite and a dismantled P51 in the hanger to make it authentic. At the very least there should be a demented homicidal cat in there. :huh
you forgot mines in the yard...don't laugh, i've seen it.
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The story lacks a few items to make it truly believable. There should be a back pack, a butt crack knife, a scorpion bite and a dismantled P51 in the hanger to make it authentic. At the very least there should be a demented homicidal cat in there. :huh
You forgot the CIA F-16's.
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Tennessee?
I'm inclined to believe the tunnel part.
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He doesn't want anyone to know, but he's actually batman and the tunnel has to be the bat cave :old:
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The tunnel leads to the still, with an escape route to the end of the driveway.
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I strung a bunch of fishing line about ankle high in the back yard near the fenceline of my house in miami about 1988.
The riots just over the canal from overtown happened shortly after and we were having dinner in the screen porch out back when a perp. streaked past somehow not tripping on any of the lines.
The two cops chasing him got tripped up but they never figured out why they fell because a third one soon showed up and ran right into a wheelbarrow nowhere near the lines and they had to help him.
Lots of cussing.
The next night, that wheelbarrow collected a perp. streaking through the yard and he limped off as I chased him with the water hose I was using to fill up a car radiator.
Good times.
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The story lacks a few items to make it truly believable. There should be a back pack, a butt crack knife, a scorpion bite and a dismantled P51 in the hanger to make it authentic. At the very least there should be a demented homicidal cat in there. :huh
Dont forget that if he would of got punched in the face, it wouldnt of hurt because it hit solid bone
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It's not really a tunnel . I built this house on a hill and have a door that drops down into the basement out the back . I call it the tunnel when me and father was building the house .
Come to find out they was looking for the guy next road over . He skip bond I guess . All I know . Trip me out .
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Dont forget that if he would of got punched in the face, it wouldnt of hurt because it hit solid bone
The classics are always the best. :aok
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Gotta be honest, this story is caca del toro. Even here is LA, that is aggravated assault at the least and a home invasion if it is someone else.
Sorry, this story is full of inconsistencies.
Are you sure you didn't help out in the Hurricane relief in Haiti?
Embellished. Probably happened like this:
{Knock Knock}
Flench answers door with a slice of pizza in one hand, beer in the other.
"Looking for Frenchie"
"Oh, huh...well I am FLENCH, not Frenchie"
"Okie doie, sorry to bother you sir, good night.
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Embellished. Probably happened like this:
{Knock Knock}
Flench answers door with a slice of pizza in one hand, beer in the other.
"Looking for Frenchie"
"Oh, huh...well I am FLENCH, not Frenchie"
"Okie doie, sorry to bother you sir, good night.
LOL !!! ... Scary to have a bunch of men knocking at your door at that time of morning looking like they did . All most looked as bad as those two game warden's I seen come in the co-0p a few year's ago . Those two guy's looked like they just come form a war or was going to war . Both had 4 pistol's on them . Two on each leg .
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LOL !!! ... Scary to have a bunch of men knocking at your door at that time of morning looking like they did . All most looked as bad as those two game warden's I seen come in the co-0p a few year's ago . Those two guy's looked like they just come form a war or was going to war . Both had 4 pistol's on them . Two on each leg .
4 pistols? What morons. That's just 3 extra the perps have a chance to grab. Taking a pistol out of a holster isn't much faster than a good combat reload cycle, but nobody ever got shot with a spare magazine. In my training for "the shxt" by actual real seals and special forces types, I came to like some of the concepts they taught us regarding primary and secondary weapons. Having 4 pistols carried externally is just offering to arm your opponent and a couple of his friends. Pri weapon, secondary weapon you can get to in a hurry, and maybe a concealed backup gun that can't be easily grabbed in a fistfight. Plus a pointy knife no more than about 5-6" long, with a good beefy handle strong enough to punch through bone and give a good enough grip to pull it back out again.
I'd have a hard time not laughing if some SWAT wannabe (or a real SWAT cop armed like that) showed up at my door wearing 4 guns on his legs. I'd probably offer him $10 to hear his story on why he isn't a Navy Seal, because they all have some outlandish excuse ready to go when people ask.
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I'm not scared of anything but those two guy's did not need no gun's . Those two game warden's were the two baddest men I have ever seen and at 51 I have been around . Those bounty hunters were a bunch of wimps but those two game wardens were not . Guess you have to be down here in MS screwing around in the woods . I don't know where the game wardens came from . Have never seen them before and hope I never have to deal with them in the woods or on the lake I'd probable RUN !
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Not sure about MS, but in Texas a Game Warden has more power than Jesus H. Christ himself.
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I'd have a hard time not laughing if some SWAT wannabe (or a real SWAT cop armed like that) showed up at my door wearing 4 guns on his legs. I'd probably offer him $10 to hear his story on why he isn't a Navy Seal, because they all have some outlandish excuse ready to go when people ask.
don't be surprised if they end up being former seals...just look for the ink, you'll know.
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don't be surprised if they end up being former seals...just look for the ink, you'll know.
If they're wearing 4 guns, probably not. In my training class, all the "gun nut" contractors were SWAT types. And yes, they all had their stories ready on why the SEALs wanted them to join but they had to turn them down. And the ex-SEALs tolerated them but usually seemed faintly amused by some of them.
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I always find it funny how guys say they "were invited" or "recruited to" be a Spec Ops type but always "turned down the offers" when it came time to put the pen to paper and sign the line. The former frogs, snake eaters and rangers I know always have at least a knife on them if not two and nearly always carry a pistol or have access to other weaponry they can get in a hurry.
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To be clear, not all of the ex-swat instructors were nutters. Some were very competent and down to earth, with realistic training and techniques. But a couple had far more enthusiasm than experience, which is about as kind as I can put it. I learned something from every one of my instructors, but I think the attitude and practical mindset I got from the ex Seal was probably the most valuable. He was very matter of fact about pretty much everything he said, including some actual experiences that many people would expect out of an action movie. But he focused not on the story or his part in it, but on what we could learn and apply from his experience. The stories told by some of the SWAT guys usually focused on how hairy their situation was and how they were awesome.
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You forgot the CIA F-16's.
lol
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Not sure about MS, but in Texas a Game Warden has more power than Jesus H. Christ himself.
The Game Warden is the law around here . They don't even need a search warrant to go into your house or what ever .
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Could have gotten down right ugly with The Dawg and his crew on the case.
(http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr149/Rich46yo/1010_2_dawg_crew2_zps9f293bf5.jpg)
this was going in my head the whole time
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this was going in my head the whole time
Yeah for them . Got to remember i'm back in the wood's with plenty friend's around . The Sheriff was all ready mad because they did not tell them they were going after someone out of state . They were from Memphis .