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Title: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 11, 2013, 01:58:09 PM
I was asked to put my Pictorial Education material on the forums.

Herman Goring the leader of the German Airforce and connoisseur of nail varnish.

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/thins.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/thins.jpg.html)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/pies-1.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/pies-1.jpg.html)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/fat.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/fat.jpg.html)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/me.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/me.jpg.html)

I thank you :old:

Please submit ideas for next pictorial topic :old:

Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Arlo on June 11, 2013, 02:06:34 PM
'Boredom and it's negative effect on forums.'
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: mthrockmor on June 11, 2013, 02:07:39 PM
That's clearly fatboy descrimination!!

boo
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Delirium on June 11, 2013, 02:14:02 PM
To paraphrase the late Mitch Hedburg 'The English food is so bad the Germans should of dropped cookbooks instead.'    :devil
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Ripsnort on June 11, 2013, 02:41:16 PM
To paraphrase the late Mitch Hedburg 'The English food is so bad the Germans should of dropped cookbooks instead.'    :devil
:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: nrshida on June 11, 2013, 03:48:59 PM
I was asked to put my Pictorial Education material on the forums.

Herman Goring the leader of the German Airforce and connoisseur of nail varnish.

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/thins.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/thins.jpg.html)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/pies-1.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/pies-1.jpg.html)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/fat.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/fat.jpg.html)

(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/me.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/me.jpg.html)

I thank you :old:

Please submit ideas for next pictorial topic :old:




 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok


Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Arlo on June 11, 2013, 03:51:46 PM
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4927488119605757&pid=15.1)
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 11, 2013, 04:16:03 PM
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4927488119605757&pid=15.1)

 :rofl

ack-ack
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: pipz on June 11, 2013, 04:30:48 PM
 :lol  :aok
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Zacherof on June 11, 2013, 10:30:07 PM
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4927488119605757&pid=15.1)
bahahahahaha :rofl :rofl :rofl
that's awesome :aok
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Soulyss on June 12, 2013, 12:20:44 AM
To paraphrase the late Mitch Hedburg 'The English food is so bad the Germans should of dropped cookbooks instead.'    :devil

Bigfoot was blurry... it's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.


I got to see Mitch at the Punchline in San Francisco, that must have been 15 years ago or so.
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 12, 2013, 12:30:21 AM
Please submit next topic of discussion :old:

Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Arlo on June 12, 2013, 01:26:30 AM
'Boredom and it's negative effect on forums.'
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: danny76 on June 12, 2013, 02:04:08 AM
Worryingly, along with nail varnish, it is apparent that Goerinv had a prepensity to partake of pies :old:


I Zack Herman Goering? :headscratch:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 12, 2013, 06:53:34 AM
'Boredom and it's negative effect on forums.'

 :rofl

If your not going to contribute in a positive manner please refrain from submitting to this educational topic :old:

If you refer to pictures this is a accurate analogy of one of the reasons why the German airforce was not effective :old:

Goring was to busy painting his nails (Historical fact)
and he was a fat knacker who ate all the pies :old: 
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Slate on June 12, 2013, 07:31:09 AM
   How about "Why the Britains needed Guns"   :neener:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 12, 2013, 07:37:10 AM
Yes i will compile a pictorial educational montage of said topic "Why the Britains needed Guns" :old:

Well done Slate for said topic and especially because he is Canadian :old:

Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Lusche on June 12, 2013, 07:37:12 AM
I'm fat and wearing makeup too  :old:

Don't make fun of us!  :furious
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Slate on June 12, 2013, 07:56:44 AM
Yes i will compile a pictorial educational montage of said topic "Why the Britains needed Guns" :old:

Well done Slate for said topic and especially because he is Canadian :old:



  How did you know my Ancestors were French Canadians?  :noid We are hiding in the US waiting for the King of Canada to activate us for the invasion of the USA.  But the damn Americans put Liquor stores at the border and that's as far as we got.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 12, 2013, 01:24:48 PM
I apologize Lusche i am nothing inferring that your recreational habits are inappropriate, but in the case of the Reichmarshall  he should have used his time in a more productive manner whilst at war :old:

Yes Slate the Americans have a lot to answer for in regards to the foiling of the introduction of a Canadian King, which in my opinion would have befitted them in a positive manner, there no pleasing people :old:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: LCADolby on June 12, 2013, 01:29:09 PM
Weird little Corporals always come a cropper.  :old:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Lusche on June 12, 2013, 01:37:18 PM
he should have used his time in a more productive manner

That's what my wife is telling me as well  :old:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: pervert on June 13, 2013, 07:30:25 AM
'Boredom and it's negative effect on forums.'

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_hDGEF2Plzc/Tya4QiV0Q6I/AAAAAAAAAVY/4TcmwhXlack/s1600/pot-kettle-black.jpg)

If only we had access to your zany picture posting collection the forum would be a lot more interesting nothing better than being 'zany'  :rolleyes:  :old:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: LCADolby on June 13, 2013, 07:35:05 AM
You know your kettel...!?


It's camp. 


:neener:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: ozrocker on June 13, 2013, 09:27:31 AM
 How did you know my Ancestors were French Canadians?  :noid We are hiding in the US waiting for the King of Canada to activate us for the invasion of the USA.  But the damn Americans put Liquor stores at the border and that's as far as we got.  :cheers:
You guys need to take your damned Geese back :old:




                                                                                                                                                          :cheers: Oz
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: TopGear on June 13, 2013, 12:02:36 PM
You guys need to take your damned Geese back :old:
                                                                                                                                                          :cheers: Oz

Lol. You guys still think they are JUST geese.  :huh  I'll let you in on some top secret spy stuff.  Each and every spring the future king of Canadians flys Zack1234, coach of course to keep things on the downlo,  to train the new stock of birds to become one as an elite fighting force. To be activated by previously mentioned king at some point during our take over.

I don't know all the details, but I do know he starts them off strong and breast feeds each one for maximum growth and strength. Then they start a routine of Richard Simmons training videos, of which zack is world renown for his in depth knowledge of. Apparently the videos come out of his private collection and travel with him handcuffed to his wrist in an armored briefcase.  With a clean pair of underwear and a stick of beef jerky. Although this part of the training does lead to some high mortality rates. Mostly suicide.
It is a genius plan that someday all countries will adopt in taking over neighboring countries, possibly using different animals.
 This is zacks 2nd attempt with using birds.  His first was a disaster. He used seagulls. Yes, a flock of them.  It only provoked people into running far away.  :bolt:

I do have video of this on my old computer, but it crashed and I can't view the video anymore.  :old:  :cry

This is the closest thing I have found of the training.

http://youtu.be/ZGisVaH4DLs
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: JimmyC on June 13, 2013, 08:36:35 PM
was the first attempt in the 80`s??



(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff274/lowerbrook/imagesqtbnANd9GcRPdrSOziPcJUG9CGKsk_zpsc0f29f82.jpg) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/lowerbrook/media/imagesqtbnANd9GcRPdrSOziPcJUG9CGKsk_zpsc0f29f82.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: CAP1 on June 13, 2013, 09:29:48 PM
and here i was gonna say something silly like their lack of a long range bomber. or their lack of rotating pilots.  :bolt:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 14, 2013, 01:35:33 AM
I use a rotating bird device to lure said birds into a false state of security its is meant for game shooting but works very well :old:

Yes the Seagull Putsch was a failure but valuable lessons were gained from said debacle :old:

I decided on my next attempt would be through the Democratic system of proportional representation using Canadian Geese and Windoline :old:

The first thing i will do when King of  America will be to revoke the vote for women which is silly when they are busy at home washing gussets and making pies :old:

I will also rename American Football to American Handball because its is in fact a sport primarily using the hands, and designed to stop at regular intervals to allow the advertisements of essential products such as Greecian 2000 and Leather product softener :old:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: CAP1 on June 14, 2013, 07:41:42 AM
know my favorite thing about canadian geese? watching em run from my traxxas.  :devil
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: LCADolby on June 14, 2013, 07:51:37 AM
I use a rotating bird device to lure said birds into a false state of security its is meant for game shooting but works very well :old:

Yes the Seagull Putsch was a failure but valuable lessons were gained from said debacle :old:

I decided on my next attempt would be through the Democratic system of proportional representation using Canadian Geese and Windoline :old:

The first thing i will do when King of  America will be to revoke the vote for women which is silly when they are busy at home washing gussets and making pies :old:

I will also rename American Football to American Handball because its is in fact a sport primarily using the hands, and designed to stop at regular intervals to allow the advertisements of essential products such as Greecian 2000 and Leather product softener :old:

 :lol :lol

Do you have a campaign slogan yet?
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 14, 2013, 11:19:28 AM
No Dolby and yes you can be Minister without Portfolio :old:
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: Stampf on June 14, 2013, 12:31:29 PM

You are all mistaken.  The outcome of the airwar was a direct result of this meeting between Bruv and Stampf.

Although the issue of the sheep exchange is still in question.

(http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss35/stampf/GREETING20THE20LUFTWAFFE_zps953aa318.jpg)
Title: Re: Why the Germans lost the air war
Post by: zack1234 on June 15, 2013, 02:54:05 AM
Never heard of them :old: