Why the Germans lost the air war

[Slate]

   How about "Why the Britains needed Guns"   

[zack1234]

Yes i will compile a pictorial educational montage of said topic "Why the Britains needed Guns"

Well done Slate for said topic and especially because he is Canadian

[Lusche]

I'm fat and wearing makeup too 

Don't make fun of us! 

[Slate]

Yes i will compile a pictorial educational montage of said topic "Why the Britains needed Guns"

Well done Slate for said topic and especially because he is Canadian

  How did you know my Ancestors were French Canadians?   We are hiding in the US waiting for the King of Canada to activate us for the invasion of the USA.  But the damn Americans put Liquor stores at the border and that's as far as we got.  

[zack1234]

I apologize Lusche i am nothing inferring that your recreational habits are inappropriate, but in the case of the Reichmarshall  he should have used his time in a more productive manner whilst at war

Yes Slate the Americans have a lot to answer for in regards to the foiling of the introduction of a Canadian King, which in my opinion would have befitted them in a positive manner, there no pleasing people

[LCADolby]

Weird little Corporals always come a cropper. 

[Lusche]

he should have used his time in a more productive manner

That's what my wife is telling me as well 

[pervert]

'Boredom and it's negative effect on forums.'

If only we had access to your zany picture posting collection the forum would be a lot more interesting nothing better than being 'zany'    

[LCADolby]

You know your kettel...!?


It's camp. 

[ozrocker]

 How did you know my Ancestors were French Canadians?   We are hiding in the US waiting for the King of Canada to activate us for the invasion of the USA.  But the damn Americans put Liquor stores at the border and that's as far as we got.  

You guys need to take your damned Geese back




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[TopGear]

You guys need to take your damned Geese back
                                                                                                                                                          Oz

Lol. You guys still think they are JUST geese.    I'll let you in on some top secret spy stuff.  Each and every spring the future king of Canadians flys Zack1234, coach of course to keep things on the downlo,  to train the new stock of birds to become one as an elite fighting force. To be activated by previously mentioned king at some point during our take over.

I don't know all the details, but I do know he starts them off strong and breast feeds each one for maximum growth and strength. Then they start a routine of Richard Simmons training videos, of which zack is world renown for his in depth knowledge of. Apparently the videos come out of his private collection and travel with him handcuffed to his wrist in an armored briefcase.  With a clean pair of underwear and a stick of beef jerky. Although this part of the training does lead to some high mortality rates. Mostly suicide.
It is a genius plan that someday all countries will adopt in taking over neighboring countries, possibly using different animals.
 This is zacks 2nd attempt with using birds.  His first was a disaster. He used seagulls. Yes, a flock of them.  It only provoked people into running far away. 

I do have video of this on my old computer, but it crashed and I can't view the video anymore.   

This is the closest thing I have found of the training.

http://youtu.be/ZGisVaH4DLs

[JimmyC]

was the first attempt in the 80`s??

[CAP1]

and here i was gonna say something silly like their lack of a long range bomber. or their lack of rotating pilots. 

[zack1234]

I use a rotating bird device to lure said birds into a false state of security its is meant for game shooting but works very well

Yes the Seagull Putsch was a failure but valuable lessons were gained from said debacle

I decided on my next attempt would be through the Democratic system of proportional representation using Canadian Geese and Windoline

The first thing i will do when King of  America will be to revoke the vote for women which is silly when they are busy at home washing gussets and making pies

I will also rename American Football to American Handball because its is in fact a sport primarily using the hands, and designed to stop at regular intervals to allow the advertisements of essential products such as Greecian 2000 and Leather product softener

[CAP1]

know my favorite thing about canadian geese? watching em run from my traxxas.