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Title: Without the make-up
Post by: VonMessa on July 11, 2013, 08:26:32 AM
I don't think I have ever really taken note of whether or not cosmetics were in use.

I mean, who is really looking at the face for long enough to care?

http://tinyurl.com/pha5bjp (http://tinyurl.com/pha5bjp)
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: gyrene81 on July 11, 2013, 08:50:21 AM
 :O  wow, most of them are like...  :huh ew...without makeup, and lots of it. there are a few that aren't improved with makeup...  :lol
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: zack1234 on July 11, 2013, 09:36:03 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: VonMessa on July 11, 2013, 09:54:52 AM
:O  wow, most of them are like...  :huh ew...without makeup, and lots of it. there are a few that aren't improved with makeup...  :lol

I think that most of them look the same (from certain angles)...
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 11, 2013, 10:01:26 AM
:O  wow, most of them are like...  :huh ew...without makeup, and lots of it. there are a few that aren't improved with makeup...  :lol
Reminds me of Fluffee talking about failed tattoos on a woman's back... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMtF-UGjd6g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMtF-UGjd6g)
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Tupac on July 11, 2013, 10:28:01 AM
I dunno, I thought a few of them look ok, and with makeup or without I wouldn't kick most of them out of bed.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: VonMessa on July 11, 2013, 10:32:34 AM
I dunno, I thought a few of them look ok, and with makeup or without I wouldn't kick most of them out of bed.

They all look the same with a pillow over their face...
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Tupac on July 11, 2013, 10:33:57 AM
They all look the same with a pillow over their face...

True story
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Fud on July 11, 2013, 03:58:58 PM
without the clown makeup...they look like the girl next door
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on July 12, 2013, 07:31:30 AM
Haven't seen or heard of any of em before but I agree that a couple of them actually looked better without the makeup. As for the rest - you have to wonder why some women do not get sued for deception the next morning...
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: gyrene81 on July 12, 2013, 07:47:49 AM
As for the rest - you have to wonder why some women do not get sued for deception the next morning...
:rofl   :lol  i could see it happening.  :lol
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 12, 2013, 08:54:39 AM
I don't know if the expressions "bucket ugly" and "wolf ugly" are common in the English language... Both can be translated as "smurfy", but there's a difference between them.

The former can be acceptable with a bucket hiding her head, at least if you're drunk enough. If you wake up finding the latter is lying on your arm, you'd rather bite your arm off than wake her up.

Cosmetics is an invention of the :devil himself to lure us poor men.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on July 12, 2013, 09:13:42 AM
I don't know if the expressions "bucket ugly" and "wolf ugly" are common in the English language... Both can be translated as "smurfy", but there's a difference between them.

The former can be acceptable with a bucket hiding her head, at least if you're drunk enough. If you wake up finding the latter is lying on your arm, you'd rather bite your arm off than wake her up.

Cosmetics is an invention of the :devil himself to lure us poor men.

You forgot 'wolf ugly' where you have to gnaw your wrist off the next morning not to wake her up.  :x
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Fud on July 12, 2013, 10:25:02 AM
You forgot 'wolf ugly' where you have to gnaw your wrist off the next morning not to wake her up.  :x

or triple bag ugly
a bag over her head for obvious reasons, a bag on your head in case her's falls off and another bag outside the door in case someone walks in.  :banana:
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: gyrene81 on July 12, 2013, 10:32:45 AM
They all look the same with a pillow over their face...
there are a few of them that i would have to disagree with that on...puma swede and nikki delano are just 2 examples. gut wagon mugly all over.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Fud on July 12, 2013, 10:43:10 AM
Coming back from Disney World last year, my wife says that the woman over there is so and so and I said nahhhhh. I meandered over saw the tag on her suit case and sure enough, it was Holly Madison in street clothes and little or no make-up and you wouldn't recognize her.
She's a tiny lil thing. I'm 6'6 and I was nuts over her  :lol
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Wiley on July 12, 2013, 10:47:28 AM
It's the eye makeup.  Take that away, and a lot of women go from striking to 'meh' instantly.

Funny how that works.

Wiley.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: uptown on July 12, 2013, 02:22:14 PM
I guess the porn industry will take any dog that walks through the door. More than a few of them need a drywall finisher, because the spackle ain't even gettin' the job done. Thems some ugly ho's  :old:
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Fud on July 12, 2013, 02:36:04 PM
I guess the porn industry will take any dog that walks through the door. More than a few of them need a drywall finisher, because the spackle ain't even gettin' the job done. Thems some ugly ho's  :old:

Drywall finisher? heck I think some need to claim their face on insurance as a total loss lol
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Nathan60 on July 12, 2013, 03:21:22 PM
thing is you don't look at the hearth when your poking at the fire.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: gyrene81 on July 12, 2013, 03:56:02 PM
thing is you don't look at the hearth when your poking at the fire.
ya well looking at that hearth would make me think more than twice about even starting a fire...at least stone cold sober.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: NaTorino on July 12, 2013, 07:45:40 PM
i'd hit it...all of them :aok



CobraJet
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Fud on July 13, 2013, 05:31:44 AM
i'd hit it...all of them :aok

That would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... :lol


CobraJet
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: HawkerMKII on July 13, 2013, 05:42:05 AM
I don't think I have ever really taken note of whether or not cosmetics were in use.

I mean, who is really looking at the face for long enough to care?

http://tinyurl.com/pha5bjp (http://tinyurl.com/pha5bjp)

No clue who any of them are and I bet you look U G L Y without makeup also.... :rofl
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 13, 2013, 12:19:19 PM
You forgot 'wolf ugly' where you have to gnaw your wrist off the next morning not to wake her up.  :x
Can't you read or is my English really that bad?  :t That's what I meant when I wrote
<snip> "wolf ugly" --- If you wake up finding the latter is lying on your arm, you'd rather bite your arm off than wake her up.
:bolt:
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Rich46yo on July 13, 2013, 12:59:16 PM
A lot of them have those sunken eyes and skin pallor of junkies and hard partiers. Not exactly unknown in adult film circles. I have sympathy for anyone who's little girl gets caught up in that world. 
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: doright on July 13, 2013, 02:54:54 PM
A few look very good sans makeup. Most look not much better just different after the spackling and paint job. I bet almost all would look extremely attractive with minimal makeup.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on July 13, 2013, 03:55:02 PM
Can't you read or is my English really that bad?  :t That's what I meant when I wrote :bolt:


I guess i read only half way...
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: titanic3 on July 13, 2013, 04:31:36 PM
A lot of them have those sunken eyes and skin pallor of junkies and hard partiers. Not exactly unknown in adult film circles. I have sympathy for anyone who's little girl gets caught up in that world. 

A few of them did user based asked questions on reddit.com. One of the main reasons they went into that business was lack of money paired with good looks and confident enough of themselves to be put on camera.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 14, 2013, 07:20:05 AM
I guess i read only half way...
Yeah, I may have been a little too harsh on you, it just occurred to me later that you're a tech. For what I've experienced a true tech only reads the first question or task on the list. I've witnessed numerous times that if a customer makes a change in the way the Internet is provided to him, the old connection gets shut down but the new one will not be connected. Or, if a list of questions has been written down and e-mailed, only the first question gets answered, no matter how the questions have been listed to indicate there's more than just one. Even Skuzzy, whom I rank quite high in the art of helping people with their technical problems, shows evidence of that kind of reading in my inbox.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Debrody on July 14, 2013, 07:48:57 AM
Heroine.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: zack1234 on July 14, 2013, 12:38:10 PM
They all look the same with a pillow over their face...

I have story about a chick and pillow :)
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 14, 2013, 01:24:03 PM
Man, am I slow! "Coyote ugly" seems to be the best translation for our "wolf ugly". It shows you can't trust these Intardnet dictionaries! OTOH we don't have coyotes here, but I suppose all members of the dog family gnarl a limb off if in serious trouble. "Canine ugly"???
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Delirium on July 14, 2013, 01:35:51 PM
Bah, sex is all the same. It is fun for a while when experiencing it with a new person, but watching pr0n just promotes that stimulation artificially.

Regardless, some guy is sick of that girl's crap and one person will still end up sleeping in the wet spot.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Getback on July 14, 2013, 02:29:56 PM
Some should definitely stay away from the plastic surgeon.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: zack1234 on July 15, 2013, 01:44:04 AM
Why do they call it "Plastic" surgery? :old:

Are false boobs a travesty or not?

This has troubled me for years and still does  :cry

The above is why I cannot take "Shade" threads seriously, until the question is settled other threads are trivial :old:
 
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 15, 2013, 07:04:32 AM
Why do they call it "Plastic" surgery? :old:
What else would you call surgically adding a travestical piece of plastic to living flesh?
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: zack1234 on July 15, 2013, 10:57:43 AM
Jacko had false boobs?
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: icepac on July 15, 2013, 12:02:37 PM
Kiera Knightly

(http://www.withoutmakeupstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Keria-Knightley-without-makeup-04.jpg)

Olivia Wilde

(http://files.sharenator.com/Without_Makeup_you_stare_you_lose_Greatest_photos_of_Olivia_Wilde-s600x800-114308-580.jpg)

Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Wiley on July 15, 2013, 12:34:50 PM
Are false boobs a travesty or not?

I've never understood the hatred for bolt-ons among many men.  A bad boob job is a terrible thing to behold.  An average or good one is pretty ok in my world.

Wiley.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: SmokinLoon on July 15, 2013, 01:01:35 PM
Why do they call it "Plastic" surgery? :old:

Are false boobs a travesty or not?

This has troubled me for years and still does  :cry

The above is why I cannot take "Shade" threads seriously, until the question is settled other threads are trivial :old:
 

It is very tragic when a women decides that she "needs" breast implants, trout lips, skin stretched, etc.  Take a look at Courtney Cox, she looks horrible now. Kim K, she had her lips pumped full of plastic and her skin pulled tight, she WAS naturally beautiful.  There are so many women who were naturally beautiful that have made them selves look nasty.  Tragic.  Back to the boob job thing, I think it looks far worse to have boobs looking like volleyballs, with scars, and nipples/aureolas pointing in oddball directions.  Leave it be.     
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: gyrene81 on July 15, 2013, 01:29:00 PM
the only reason a woman shold get plastic boobs is after a mastectomy or if she is naturally very undeveloped. even then, no reason to go all pamela anderson on things...
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: Bizman on July 15, 2013, 01:49:18 PM
There are so many women who were naturally beautiful that have made them selves look nasty.  Tragic. 
Not only women... Saw Tony Curtis on TV in one of his last interviews some years ago. All of the surgery scars were visible because he no more had hair to cover them. He looked like a victim of the Joker with his stretched perma-smile and clownish make up...
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: VonMessa on July 15, 2013, 01:55:35 PM
No clue who any of them are and I bet you look U G L Y without makeup also.... :rofl

As ugly as you want me to be, sugar.

I AM one ugly sumbiatch...

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/beard6_18_13_zpsaa532d70.jpg)

Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: zack1234 on July 15, 2013, 04:43:01 PM
That beard deserves perk points! :salute
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: gyrene81 on July 15, 2013, 07:11:48 PM
As ugly as you want me to be, sugar.

I AM one short ugly sumbiatch...

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/beard6_18_13_zpsaa532d70.jpg)
fixed...  :D

and, eh...get some clippers after that nose hair...starting to look like sideburns.
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: VonMessa on July 15, 2013, 09:04:59 PM
fixed...  :D

and, eh...get some clippers after that nose hair...starting to look like sideburns.

Can't.  Need them long enough to braid for next month...

http://www.rockhallpirates.com/ (http://www.rockhallpirates.com/)
Title: Re: Without the make-up
Post by: SPKmes on July 15, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
Well thank you very freakin much!!   now what am I going to use to fill my PC full of viruses....can't be looking at that stuff anymore...it is more disgusting that I thought  hahahha

You could walk past most of them and not give them a second look, without all that plasterwork on them....even the pox can be covered up that's just grot man  :lol :lol :lol