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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: rpm on August 12, 2013, 08:34:10 PM
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Name 3 items that would freak out the cashier the most. Let the games begin!
Clorox, duct tape, trashbags.
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Baseball bat, zip ties, shovel
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Condoms, whipped cream, and strawberries
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AR-15, Personal Lubricant, Lamb Skin Prophylactics.
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AR-15, Personal Lubricant, Lamb Skin Prophylactics.
what Walmart do you go to? :O
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what Walmart do you go to? :O
I live in a free state.
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Condoms, jumper cables, car battery
fixed!
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fixed!
:rofl
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Highway flares, helium baloons, BB gun.
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dog collar, KY jelly, and a skateboard (with a wink as you put it on the counter)
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Magnum sized condoms, duct tape, and a gerbil from the pet department.
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Frozen Burritos Ex-lax and Saran Wrap.
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4 tires, shovel, Clorox
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Lithium batteries, Sudafed and starter fluid. :bolt:
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goldfish, superglue, lipstick
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:huh
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Bleach, ammonia, fertilizer.
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Binoculars, machete, and a bucket.
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Teddy bear, duct tape, latex gloves
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Halloween mask, Butcher knife, address book Hi you live around here?
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Ya'll ain't right..
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beer, cigarretes show union card when asked for id.
semp
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:salute case of beer ,20 pack frozen burritos , twin pack air freshener
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24 inch machete, 10 rolls of duct tape and extra large garbage bags.
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Skittles, Iced tea, Hoodie
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1 wire coat hanger, 1 pregnancy test, 1 bottle of whiskey
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(http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd391/zack12310/photo_zps6ea5ad21.jpg) (http://s1217.photobucket.com/user/zack12310/media/photo_zps6ea5ad21.jpg.html)
Taking Pipz and Dirtdart in with me to buy it :old:
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Honey, battery cable clamps, and the DVD of "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"
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Slimfast excercise ball and a book. Any book except picture book.
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Funny. :)
First thoughts: Small Igloo Cooler, Kitchen Knife Set, book on Anatomy.
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Skittles, Iced tea, Hoodie
OMG that's bad :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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Skittles, Iced tea, Hoodie
LOL!!! :aok best one yet! :rofl
I didn't know that the skittles and AZ tea mixed with some cough syrup makes for a supposed buzz, evidently that is a new "thang" in the under-21 crowd?
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Walk into the grocery area of a supercenter carrying some KY and a dress. Spend a couple minutes picking through the cucumbers looking befuddled before you call over an employee and ask them to help you find the largest one. When the employee thinks they have one that you may find suitable you either...
A. Say "No, No, that's too small! Do you have any squash?"
B. Start crying and say "That's the biggest you've got? Everything is ruined!" Then throw down the dress and the lube and storm out.
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Walk into the grocery area of a supercenter carrying some KY and a dress. Spend a couple minutes picking through the cucumbers looking befuddled before you call over an employee and ask them to help you find the largest one. When the employee thinks they have one that you may find suitable you either...
A. Say "No, No, that's too small! Do you have any squash?"
B. Start crying and say "That's the biggest you've got? Everything is ruined!" Then throw down the dress and the lube and storm out.
This would work the best. Being a former cashier I can say that most employees are absent minded while on the job and won't notice (I wouldn't anyway). This is getting their attention and will be sure to get an awkward look.
:aok
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A can of soda, A newspaper and toilet paper and ask where the fitting rooms are !!
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They sell machetes at wal mart?
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They sell machetes at wal mart?
only in the free states.
papers, please. why are you asking all these questions?
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only in the free states.
papers, please. why are you asking all these questions?
you from maryland?
semp
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Saw a beautiful rose Bush on the side of the highway - looked like probably a memorial Bush... a gal was whacking the heck out of it with a machete. Was probably the wierdest thing I've ever seen....that gal was furious.
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They sell machetes at wal mart?
Yep, on the Camping isle.
Gingham lace, baby oil, back massager.
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astroglide, numbing spray, and a ball bat
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Cereals, Milk, a basket of apples.
Following those freaks above, this would really stand out and irritate the cashier. :old:
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Preparation H, Laxatives, KY jelly :O
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Honey, battery cable clamps, and the DVD of "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"
:rofl :aok
Who locks the threads when Skuzzy gets out of hand :D
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First Response Pregnancy Test, Coat Hanger, Mop.
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Skittles, Arizona Iced Tea, and a better homes and gardens magazine.
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First Response Pregnancy Test, Coat Hanger, Mop.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl that is so wrong it is good :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Skittles, Arizona Iced Tea, and a better homes and gardens magazine.
Was already said :D
Still tho :rofl
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pressure cooker, fireworks;