Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Meatwad on September 11, 2013, 08:20:59 PM
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How many cookies can you click
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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made so many cookies, ashamed :o
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It has become cookie crack
Currently making 436,000 cookies a second :rofl
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1,254,155 per second at the moment.
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Sitting at 1.58 mil now
:rock
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had about 9 time machines, 14 vortex and like 50 mutant grandmas. everything else was sold for sweat shop perk to make the grannys more productive.
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Bahhh, why you guys make me click this stuff? 70k cookies per hour now :(
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Oh god I forgot all about this. Now I'm at 23.1M cookies a second. I need help.
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Maybe I'm missing something obvious, but where's the milk and how do you get it? lol
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more achievements=more milk, buying kittens helps too, they also unlock stuff
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Ah ok.
Well I addicted to this stupid little game now :furious
Making 5,102,535.2 cookies a second now.
Gotta leave the house here in a little while so I'm just gonna leave it up. Should have about 90 billion (with a B!) cookies when I gat back home at current rate of production lol
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8.5 million per second, 456 billion in the bank
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Well I added a few more things to my production before I left and I got home to 111 Billion cookies lol
They released an update and added a "antimatter condenser that cranks out 999,999/sec. I bought 11 and an upgrade plus other production and upgrades. I'm making 39,985544.4 a second now lol
Someone please help me.
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Why is this so much fun! I've been leaving it going all day. Making 20,985,000 Cps. Over 254,450,000,000 Cookies in the bank. OMG! I need help.... and a Cookie.
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I blame you for me getting nothing accomplished today :lol
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Currently making just over 170 million/sec. Total made is over 1.5 trillion.
Wish this was my bank account.
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I blame you for me getting nothing accomplished today :lol
:rofl
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122 cursor
100 grandma
100 farm
100 factories
84 mines
70 shipments
50 alchemy labs
50 portals
17 time machines
4 antimatter condensers
20,417,894.5 cps
somebody please help me.....
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566.2 billion cps
I fudged it :o
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How many cookies can you click
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
God is making a special hell for you, Meatwad.....
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So has anyone tried the one mind upgrade? Seems as if it's going to be harmful rather than helpful lol
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Video tribute of the original if anyone wants a laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFTZT13LNE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFTZT13LNE)
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So has anyone tried the one mind upgrade? Seems as if it's going to be harmful rather than helpful lol
Just unlocked it, the warning seems like it will be bad
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Just unlocked it, the warning seems like it will be bad
Yea i clicked it about 10 minutes ago.. But I exported the game before I did so if everything goes horribly wrong I can go back and reload it from a few seconds before I clicked it lol
God help me...
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So has anyone tried the one mind upgrade? Seems as if it's going to be harmful rather than helpful lol
The grannies turn evil........
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Well You eventually have to spend 6 trillion on a covenent with the grannies and all the problems go away but it costs you 5% of your total CpS.
But I'm currently making 1.35 Billion CpS so it adds up pretty quick lol
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As of now I have this.
120 Cursors
90 Grandmas
90 Farms
70 Factories
60 Mines
60 Shipments
40 Alchemy labs
40 Portals
20 Time machines
3 Antimatter condensers
Roughly 10 million CpS.
About 90 billion cookies.
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Alright I'm done for the night. Currently sitting on
150 cursors @ 1,634,970/sec
150 grandmas @ 2,654,080/sec
125 farms @ 2,500/sec
110 factories @12,320/sec
100 mines @ 40,000/sec
100 shipments @ 104,000/sec
100 alchemy labs @ 400,000/sec
80 portals @ 5,332,490/sec
50 time machines @ 43,456,400/sec
50 antimatter condenser 219,999,600/sec
Multiplier is 487%
Milk is 280%
Making 1,447,664,943.8/sec total
Just cleared 50,000,000,000,000 total cookies made lol
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do not use the % cookies :) you need to post hrs in game aswell <G>
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do not use the % cookies :) you need to post hrs in game aswell <G>
What do you mean about the % cookies?
It quits telling hours after you get to 24 and switches to days. But I know for fact it's been running non stop for the past 36.5 hours lol
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What do you mean about the % cookies?
It quits telling hours after you get to 24 and switches to days. But I know for fact it's been running non stop for the past 36.5 hours lol
Save them till the end :old: :old:
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Ahh ok. Well I'm now making 2.543 billion cookies a second with 53 trillion in the bank lol
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27,188,793 cps
21,909,283,293 in bank
103 cursors
100 grandmas
72 farms
58 factories
55 mines
52 shipments
50 alchemy labs
50 portals
32 time machines
15 antimatter condensers
309,987,886,882 cookies baked all time
been 1 and a half days roughly
oh and got the wifey hooked :lol :banana:
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Least this wasnt as bad as the ogame outbreak
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Damn you, Meatwad.. Damn you to hell, sir...
:huh
(http://www.airmageddon.com/ClaimJumpers/cookies1.jpg)
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:D
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how do you appease the matriarchs?
I expect an answer meatwad.......I have wasted an entire week on this useless meaningless endeavour
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Once the Grandmapocalypse occurs, the primary way to stop it is to buy the Elder Covenant, which is worth exactly 6,666,666,666,666 cookies. It is the last upgrade that can be researched in the Bingo center (after the Elder Pact) and puts a definite hold to the Grandmatriarchs' wrath and reverts their state of mind to "appeased". This results in the background changing into its orginal blue self and absence of the Red Cookie. The downside of the deal is that it reduces your CPS by 5%. In order to return to the anarchic state of the Grandmapocalypse, the Elder Covenant can always be revoked at a cost of 6,666,666,666 cookies (6,660,000,000,000 less than you need to make the contract). This also restores your CPS to normal. A way to put a temporary hold to the chaos is buying the Elder Pledge. Spending a few cookies on the Elder Pledge will put the genocidal grandmas to rest for 30 minutes. During this time their mood displays as "appeased". Every time an Elder Pledge is bought, its price goes up, capping at 549,755,813,888. The upgrade Sacrificial Rolling Pins doubles the time of peace, making it an hour long.
The Grandmapocalypse can also be stopped by selling all of your grandmas. Doing this causes the Grandmatriarchs' status to disappear from the Stats page, causes Red Cookies to stop appearing, and reverts the news ticker to the standard collection of headlines. The typical Grandma quotes that occur upon selling a grandma also appear. Buying at least one grandma will restart the Grandmapocalypse at the point you left off.
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I finally got bored with this game and quit then came back and accidently discovered the element inspector on google chrome. The game is a piece of cake to hack and I know exactly zero about coding. Funny thing was I actually got an achievement for hacking in cookies lol. There was only a few things I figured out how to change like the version number, number of cookies in the bank, the picture file for the golden cookie, and the global cookie multiplier. I'm sure someone with a little knowledge could do just about anything they wanted.
But I'm pretty much done with this game now lol
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I can't stop... Currently making 4.1 Billion cookies a second :cry
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3.6 per sec :cry
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Statistics
General
Cookies in bank :
604,891,813
Cookies baked (all time) :
849,643,070
Cookies forfeited by resetting :
1,385,620,037,540,200,400
Game started : 10 minutes ago
Buildings owned : 97
Cookies per second : 6,409,843.7 (multiplier : 4,031%)
Cookies per click : 36.2
Cookie clicks : 57
Hand-made cookies : 114
Golden cookie clicks : 5,457
Running version : 1.036
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43,477,469,363.0 cps now