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Title: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 05, 2013, 08:06:50 PM
Yes, the airplane.  An original.  He has to learn to fly it in England somewhere.

Now, who in England is going to drive out there and tell him about the game so we can all teach him how to actually fly the thing like a fighter instead of an Air-Show wussy?  hmmm?  Batfink? Yes, Batfink, you must go to this airfield while he learns himself for big bucks.  Tell him about the game and he can cut his flight training in half.  I will send you gas money.  I would ask Bruv but Bruv would lie and say he couldn't get to him and take my gas money.  I know you will get the job done

Discuss...
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: BluBerry on December 05, 2013, 08:09:06 PM
 :lol you must be as high as I am.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 05, 2013, 08:24:18 PM
:lol you must be as high as I am.

pffft...I'm getting my Spitfire back from Bradley.  Powerball here I come.  My powerball numbers are, lol:

2 - The number of times Sunbat cleared my 6
5 - The number of my first sorties in a 262 in which I killed absolutely nothing AND died
11-The number of bombs I've dropped since my 1st tour
18-The number of times I've been PM'd as a cheater
21-The number of times in a row I ground-rolled a HOG on my first day in the TA

PowerBall
391-The number of times I've been asked if I have a hand up my azz

These will work...I know it.  And then I shall open an AH museum.  Grizz and Sunbat will not be in because theyre quitters BUT I will pay them to, in their words, NINJANEER it.  They'll be rich, but not immortalized.  Then I will pull Angelina's hair and make her call me Daddy...after I pwn Bradley.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: surfinn on December 05, 2013, 09:00:21 PM
You actually owned a spitfire?  Wow most guys that can own a spitfire are nice guys :bolt:
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 05, 2013, 09:27:27 PM
You actually owned a spitfire?  Wow most guys that can own a spitfire are nice guys :bolt:

Nooooo.  I picked one out and actor-turd-boy bought it before I could win the lottery.  I'm nice to everyone but you...DA field-vulcher
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 05, 2013, 09:29:13 PM
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Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: bozon on December 06, 2013, 04:36:04 AM
Where is he flying from? I am going to vulch him on the runway!
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Copprhed on December 06, 2013, 07:19:31 AM
The only thing that would have made this worth mentioning is if he had bought German Iron.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Karnak on December 06, 2013, 08:04:47 AM
The only thing that would have made this worth mentioning is if he had bought German Iron.
Moron.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: wpeters on December 06, 2013, 08:06:57 AM
Where is he flying from? I am going to vulch him on the runway!


 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Aspen on December 06, 2013, 09:14:54 AM
Sorry Change.

I would have picked up the Emil so you had someone to fight.

The good news is maybe he'll get deep into WWII air combat which spurs him into make a quality film with lots of WWII planes, and that spurs a bunch of folks to fly AH.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: mechanic on December 06, 2013, 09:39:11 AM
:rofl

I imagine he will have various armed guards stopping me from getting to him, but I still think you should send me petrol money
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Max on December 06, 2013, 09:59:54 AM
Yes, the airplane.  An original.  He has to learn to fly it in England somewhere.

Now, who in England is going to drive out there and tell him about the game so we can all teach him how to actually fly the thing like a fighter instead of an Air-Show wussy?  hmmm?  Batfink? Yes, Batfink, you must go to this airfield while he learns himself for big bucks.  Tell him about the game and he can cut his flight training in half.  I will send you gas money.  I would ask Bruv but Bruv would lie and say he couldn't get to him and take my gas money.  I know you will get the job done

Discuss...


Batfink? Bruv? Balderdash!!! The person "whose name must never be mentioned" would be the best choice.  :old:

Nuff said; nuff said indeed.

 :joystick:
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: jododger on December 06, 2013, 10:05:23 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: ARSNishi on December 06, 2013, 10:12:28 AM
Batfink? Bruv? Balderdash!!! The person "whose name must never be mentioned" would be the best choice.  :old:

Nuff said; nuff said indeed.

 :joystick:
  daayuum, just came to the disturbing realization that I am fluent in middyese.    :bhead
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 06, 2013, 10:54:08 AM
:rofl

I imagine he will have various armed guards stopping me from getting to him, but I still think you should send me petrol money

Just dress up like a mechanic and go find him!

The movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2713180/

And the purchase of my Spitfire

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/brad-pitt-buys-wwii-spitfire-airplane-4-million-report-article-1.1536432

Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Lone82 on December 06, 2013, 11:07:58 AM
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Golden Dragon on December 06, 2013, 11:19:52 AM
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids

Such a beautiful plane, hopefully he doesn't burn it in like so many fools before who haven't earned the privilege of flying fast high-powered machines.  Plenty of Brad Pitt types in the world, not so many air worthy Spitfires.   ;)
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: DaveBB on December 06, 2013, 12:04:14 PM
When did Brad Pitt learn how to fly?  Seems like a good way to get himself killed.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 06, 2013, 12:37:55 PM
When did Brad Pitt learn how to fly?  Seems like a good way to get himself killed.

He's going through classes in England, lol
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: ReVo on December 06, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
Yes, the airplane.  An original.  He has to learn to fly it in England somewhere.

Now, who in England is going to drive out there and tell him about the game so we can all teach him how to actually fly the thing like a fighter instead of an Air-Show wussy?  hmmm?  Batfink? Yes, Batfink, you must go to this airfield while he learns himself for big bucks.  Tell him about the game and he can cut his flight training in half.  I will send you gas money.  I would ask Bruv but Bruv would lie and say he couldn't get to him and take my gas money.  I know you will get the job done

Discuss...


Wait.. it's a Spitfire.. The Spitfire has a Merlin engine.. Merlin engines need oil to run.. So there must be oil in that Spitfire.. I'm calling the President, we'll invade and rightly claim what is ours!  :lol
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Canspec on December 06, 2013, 02:39:21 PM
Batfink? Bruv? Balderdash!!! The person "whose name must never be mentioned" would be the best choice.  :old:

Nuff said; nuff said indeed.

 :joystick:

He's in the U.S and not eligible..... :old:

Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Canspec on December 06, 2013, 02:45:53 PM
I will go and offer him 4 Million of Changeups money for the plane and fly it back, because he will just kill himself and not be able to go the heart shaped island that Angelina just bought him for 49 million....... :old:
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: ink on December 06, 2013, 03:28:37 PM
Wait.. it's a Spitfire.. The Spitfire has a Merlin engine.. Merlin engines need oil to run.. So there must be oil in that Spitfire.. I'm calling the President, we'll invade and rightly claim what is ours!  :lol

the whole thread is awesome...but this...this right here.....had me almost fall out of my chair :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: mechanic on December 06, 2013, 04:29:16 PM
Wait.. it's a Spitfire.. The Spitfire has a Merlin engine.. Merlin engines need oil to run.. So there must be oil in that Spitfire.. I'm calling the President, we'll invade and rightly claim what is ours!  :lol


bwwahahaha
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Squire on December 06, 2013, 05:12:52 PM
Quote
Yes, the airplane.  An original.

Son of a b***!  :lol
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Bear76 on December 06, 2013, 05:25:24 PM


 :x
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: surfinn on December 06, 2013, 05:45:48 PM
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids
She had a double breast removal due to cancer.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: ink on December 06, 2013, 05:48:20 PM
She had a double breast removal due to cancer.

she didn't have cancer...she had them removed to avoid getting it. AFAIK
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Zacherof on December 06, 2013, 05:52:53 PM
she didn't have cancer...she had them removed to avoid getting it. AFAIK
She needs fake boobies now :old:
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: surfinn on December 06, 2013, 06:04:48 PM
she didn't have cancer...she had them removed to avoid getting it. AFAIK

Ahhh what?  what does AFAIK mean? 
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: ink on December 06, 2013, 06:05:27 PM
Ahhh what?  what does AFAIK mean? 


as far as I know.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: surfinn on December 06, 2013, 06:13:56 PM
Ink not even crazy as= hollywood chicks would do that to them self's if they didn't have cancer to begin with.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: PFactorDave on December 06, 2013, 06:20:44 PM
Ink not even crazy as= hollywood chicks would do that to them self's if they didn't have cancer to begin with.

She reportedly does not have cancer, but she is in a specific very high risk for it group due to her family history blah blah blah...  I actually give her props for having the guts to be that proactive. 
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: BluBerry on December 06, 2013, 06:22:33 PM
I actually give her props for having the guts to be that proactive. 

+1
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: surfinn on December 06, 2013, 06:30:57 PM
She reportedly does not have cancer, but she is in a specific very high risk for it group due to her family history blah blah blah...  I actually give her props for having the guts to be that proactive.  

There is proactive, then there is just crazy. I don't care if I had 5 uncles that had Penial cancer there is no way I'm cutting mine off unless I had to.
But now we Know why brad bought a spitfire :cheers:
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Bruv119 on December 06, 2013, 06:32:52 PM
anyone know where he is learning to fly it? 

Goodwood is the only place near me that do it. 
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: ink on December 06, 2013, 07:16:06 PM
Ink not even crazy as= hollywood chicks would do that to them self's if they didn't have cancer to begin with.

crazy as it sounds....she did it :O
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Bear76 on December 06, 2013, 07:24:39 PM
crazy as it sounds....she did it :O

As a fan of boobydom I am now seriously depressed.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: HL117 on December 06, 2013, 08:20:10 PM
She is getting old and from one of her more recent films it looked like they were getting pretty saggy, bet she has some high dollar implants that look good.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 07, 2013, 01:44:33 AM
There is proactive, then there is just crazy. I don't care if I had 5 uncles that had Penial cancer there is no way I'm cutting mine off unless I had to.
But now we Know why brad bought a spitfire :cheers:

She has the gene.  She is 87% more probable than the rest of the population.  He mom had it.  Her sister had it.  She was smart.  I would bet my house if 87 out of 100 times, the same thing was supposed to happen.
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Changeup on December 07, 2013, 01:46:27 AM
anyone know where he is learning to fly it? 

Goodwood is the only place near me that do it. 

According to a new report, Pitt, purchased the iconic British plane used by the RAF an will reportedly be taking lessons on how to fly at Boultbee Flying Academy, near to the set of Fury in Oxfordshire.
Read more at http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/134621/Brad-Pitt-Buys-2-Million-World-War-II-Spitfire-#1YFmXAWPOZMEoPgf.99
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 07, 2013, 09:58:50 AM
When he augers it in, I got dibs on Angelina...... ya"ll can have the kids

You dont want Angelina. She's a total flake. She was a flake when she used to hang out in the adult AOL chat rooms 15 years ago, and I've seen nothing in her actions to make me think she is any less of a flake now. A kinky flake. But a flake nonetheless
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: aztec on December 07, 2013, 10:26:02 AM
You dont want Angelina. She's a total flake. She was a flake when she used to hang out in the adult AOL chat rooms 15 years ago, and I've seen nothing in her actions to make me think she is any less of a flake now. A kinky flake. But a flake nonetheless
^^^^
Ain't they all?
Title: Re: Brad Pitt bought my Spitfire...
Post by: Lone82 on December 07, 2013, 11:13:01 AM
she used to hang out in the adult AOL chat rooms 15 years ago.

 :rock She just got HOTTER!  :x