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Title: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: ozrocker on January 24, 2014, 06:50:08 AM: A 17 year old, and it only took 4 hours to get there :rofl :rofl :rofl

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

:cheers: Oz
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Post by: Meatwad on January 24, 2014, 08:07:58 AM: Thats cause its only 500 miles away and powered by coal says the scientific peoples (there is a thread somewhere on here)
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on January 24, 2014, 08:20:14 AM: (http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/zuH_f89zbC8/maxresdefault.jpg)

Ahh so they did it did they?! But the devs said it was impossible!

;)
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Dragon on January 24, 2014, 08:20:42 AM: Quote
Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

Duh, why didn't we think of that? :bhead
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Post by: Puma44 on January 24, 2014, 08:36:46 AM: Good thing he did it at night. Otherwise it could've been really hot! :O
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Post by: gyrene81 on January 24, 2014, 09:25:48 AM: (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e133/Ol_Blue/ROFLMAO-1.gif)
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Post by: bigsky on January 24, 2014, 09:59:09 AM: Quote from: Puma44 on January 24, 2014, 08:36:46 AM
Good thing he did it at night. Otherwise it could've been really hot! :O
You do not know anything about science, most people know you can only land on the sun in the wintertime when the sun is cold.
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Easyscor on January 24, 2014, 11:59:05 AM: Yes, I can't wait to see Hung II Gongs sunspot samples that he says he's going to show off to the world. :huh
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on January 24, 2014, 01:06:18 PM: This and the sudden peace offer NK published to the south... looks like their central ministry of propaganda has been hacked.
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Post by: zack1234 on January 24, 2014, 01:09:15 PM: Fantastic news and well done :old:
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: caldera on January 24, 2014, 01:09:51 PM: Quote from: Easyscor on January 24, 2014, 11:59:05 AM
Yes, I can't wait to see Hung II Gongs sunspot samples that he says he's going to show off to the world. :huh

<General Buck Turgensen voice> "We cannot allow a Sunspot Gap!"
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Zoney on January 24, 2014, 01:34:27 PM: This just in:

North Korea lands 2 astronauts on the Moon, Discovers mummified remains of a human female at their landing spot.

After DNA testing her identity was obtained.

It's Alice Kramden.
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: shotgunneeley on January 24, 2014, 01:42:27 PM: Quote from: Dragon on January 24, 2014, 08:20:42 AM

Duh, why didn't we think of that? :bhead

Very clever of them to exploit the little known strategy of approaching the sun from its dark side...
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on January 24, 2014, 02:08:07 PM: Quote from: Zoney on January 24, 2014, 01:34:27 PM
This just in:

North Korea lands 2 astronauts on the Moon, Discovers mummified remains of a human female at their landing spot.

After DNA testing her identity was obtained.

It's Alice Kramden.

Uh the LATEST news say it was actually Kirstie Alley. She forgot to wear makeup that morning.
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: guncrasher on January 24, 2014, 02:39:46 PM: Quote from: ozrocker on January 24, 2014, 06:50:08 AM
A 17 year old, and it only took 4 hours to get there :rofl :rofl :rofl

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

:cheers: Oz

I bet this is just fake news being repeated on forums. no major news agency has repeated this story.

semp
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Dragon on January 24, 2014, 02:50:53 PM: Quote from: MrRiplEy[H] on January 24, 2014, 02:08:07 PM
Uh the LATEST news say it was actually Kirstie Alley. She forgot to wear makeup that morning.

Intercepted communication between moon and NK..."Runcle Kim, Hung il Dong found some ting wong on moon. I bring it home. Hung Dong out."
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Post by: Meatwad on January 24, 2014, 02:53:04 PM: Must of found the missing kerbals I sent there :o
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Post by: SilverZ06 on January 25, 2014, 09:43:54 AM: Quote from: guncrasher on January 24, 2014, 02:39:46 PM
I bet this is just fake news being repeated on forums. no major news agency has repeated this story.

semp

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Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: zack1234 on January 25, 2014, 10:13:16 AM: The US are losing the space race :old:
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on January 25, 2014, 10:18:42 AM: Quote from: zack1234 on January 25, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
The US are losing the space race :old:
We gave up. No wonder we are loosing, with Russia taking our astronauts to space on their spacecraft.

:rolleyes:
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Meatwad on January 25, 2014, 12:17:59 PM: It's all a Russian conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Post by: caldera on January 25, 2014, 12:41:33 PM: Get Premier Kissoff on the line!
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Blinder on January 25, 2014, 02:06:28 PM: I'm quite surprised our North Korean brethren were able to actually catch up with the sun. Word on the street has always been that Apollo pulls it across the sky with his chariot far too quickly for anyone to keep up. Well done Koreans! But I fear you may have angered the sun god on this one.
:old:
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: FiLtH on January 27, 2014, 01:42:34 AM: Quote from: Zoney on January 24, 2014, 01:34:27 PM
This just in:

North Korea lands 2 astronauts on the Moon, Discovers mummified remains of a human female at their landing spot.

After DNA testing her identity was obtained.

It's Alice Kramden.

hehe nice one!
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: HawkerMKII on January 27, 2014, 05:12:03 AM: Quote from: bigsky on January 24, 2014, 09:59:09 AM
You do not know anything about science, most people know you can only land on the sun in the wintertime when the sun is cold.

No on the back side where it's dark :rofl
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Plawranc on January 27, 2014, 03:05:18 PM: All of you are preverted preverts... who are scared of the Russians finding out your preversions.
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Post by: Meatwad on January 27, 2014, 08:03:28 PM: Im scared of them taking my sheep and turning them into commies
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: USRanger on January 27, 2014, 08:18:48 PM: Quote from: SilverZ06 on January 25, 2014, 09:43:54 AM
(http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070106155836/uncyclopedia/images/archive/1/15/20070526081818!CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg)

:rofl :aok
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: MrGeezer on January 28, 2014, 06:28:31 PM: The guy had to be a rook.
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Gh0stFT on January 29, 2014, 05:24:56 AM: LOL! :rofl
Title: Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
Post by: Tr1gg22 on January 30, 2014, 06:56:08 PM: lol