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Offline Dragon

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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2014, 02:50:53 PM »
Quote from: MrRiplEy[H] on January 24, 2014, 02:08:07 PM
Uh the LATEST news say it was actually Kirstie Alley. She forgot to wear makeup that morning.


Intercepted communication between moon and NK..."Runcle Kim, Hung il Dong found some ting wong on moon.  I bring it home.  Hung Dong out."

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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2014, 02:53:04 PM »
Must of found the missing kerbals I sent there  :o
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2014, 09:43:54 AM »
Quote from: guncrasher on January 24, 2014, 02:39:46 PM
I bet this is just fake news being repeated on forums.  no major news agency has repeated this story.



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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2014, 10:13:16 AM »
The US are losing the space race :old:
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2014, 10:18:42 AM »
Quote from: zack1234 on January 25, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
The US are losing the space race :old:
We gave up. No wonder we are loosing, with Russia taking our astronauts to space on their spacecraft.

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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2014, 12:17:59 PM »
It's all a Russian conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2014, 12:41:33 PM »
Get Premier Kissoff on the line!
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2014, 02:06:28 PM »
I'm quite surprised our North Korean brethren were able to actually catch up with the sun. Word on the street has always been that Apollo pulls it across the sky with his chariot far too quickly for anyone to keep up. Well done Koreans! But I fear you may have angered the sun god on this one.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2014, 01:42:34 AM »
Quote from: Zoney on January 24, 2014, 01:34:27 PM
This just in:

North Korea lands 2 astronauts on the Moon, Discovers mummified remains of a human female at their landing spot.

After DNA testing her identity was obtained.

It's Alice Kramden.

 hehe nice one!
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2014, 05:12:03 AM »
Quote from: bigsky on January 24, 2014, 09:59:09 AM
You do not know anything about science, most people know you can only land on the sun in the wintertime when the sun is cold.

No on the back side where it's dark :rofl
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2014, 03:05:18 PM »
All of you are preverted preverts... who are scared of the Russians finding out your preversions.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2014, 08:03:28 PM »
Im scared of them taking my sheep and turning them into commies
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2014, 08:18:48 PM »
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2014, 06:28:31 PM »
The guy had to be a rook.
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Re: North Korea announces they've landed 1st man on the Sun.
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2014, 05:24:56 AM »
LOL!  :rofl
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