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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: earl1937 on October 28, 2014, 08:59:17 PM
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:airplane: Ok guys, need your help! Getting married pretty soon and I need your advice on something!
She has 3 dress which are "fire engine red", gray, and a lavender color thing and she asked me which I wanted her to wear? Stumped, I said I know some guys which can help with this, so let me see your vote please.
#2- Viagra or Celsius, which gives best results, and least stress on heart?
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I'd be careful with Viagra. My old man had a pill get stuck in his throat...
...he got a stiff neck. :devil
Oh, and Congrats. :cheers:
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Earl the women in my household feel the lavender dress would probably be the best. As to the other question I have no input. Hopefully someone will be along soon to help with that. Congrats :banana:
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Congratulations! :cheers:
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Gray is more of a situation neutral color, good for all occasions though not very appealing or eye catching.
Red is bold and eye catching, used to direct someones attention to a certain area.
Lavender would be the compromise, it attracts enough attention to make her stand out, but not too bold to put the spot lights on her.
For a wedding, my suggestion would be lavender.
And congratulations! :cheers:
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this sounds like "Who wants to be a millionaire" show , you wasted 50/50 , call a friend and now you are asking the audience:) :lol
I cant answer to #1, ''''
...but #2; ....
men's testicles are designed to produce aprox; 15 L/ 4 gallons of sperm in lifetime; sooner you use it, sooner you are dead, prostate cancer and Amen; men must learn XXX without ejaculation, men's orgasms can be reached without ejaculation; remember 1 drop of sperm= 10 drops of blood in vital energy, don't waste it ! women don't waste vital energy during sexual act, this is why are living longer than men even abusing their bodies breastfeeding and giving birth ; I read this on Tantra Yoga, fun BS :) .... what I mean ....always save the last bullet for yourself.
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She has 3 dress which are "fire engine red", gray, and a lavender color thing and she asked me which I wanted her to wear?
Wow, honey, I mean, you know it isn't the dress, you make whatever you wear spectacular. Which one is your favorite and I'll make sure I dress to compliment it.
Now, you know she wants you to make a decision and take charge, but that's when you wink and say "but the nightgown after, here, where this one"
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remember 1 drop of sperm = 10 drops of blood in energy.
So your saying the best way to lose weight is to let the water run on the old steak Hose?
Congrats Earl :)
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Lavender and Cialis. What a way to go ! Seriously, congratulations to you both ! I think she's getting a great guy.
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Congrats
Just wait tell she finds out you fly airplanes.
:)
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Gratz Earl!
Bring her along to AH and the two of you can take a jeep ride between 2 lines of Shermans as an honour guard.
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Gratz Earl!
Bring her along to AH and the two of you can take a jeep ride between 2 lines of Shermans as an honour guard.
:airplane: She has already conversed with some of the guys in my squad on VOX and have given some serious thought to your idea! This wonderful woman drives a "Z" and drives the thing like "Richard Petty".
I ask her one time what the rush was and she replied, this thing is built for speed and I like to go fast! She is 63, going on 16 I think, but that is one of the many reasons I fell in love with this woman! I will post some wedding pic's later after the big event in my twilight years!
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Congrats, Earl!! :aok :aok
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Congrats
Just wait tell she finds out you fly airplanes.
:)
:airplane: I don't know if its a good thing or what, but she is "hooked" on the game to, so when we move in together, she will also join AH and her call sign will be PT63, so watch for her and please, watch your language, she is a devout Christian woman and lives it to . She plays the Organ at our church and has for past 27 years!
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Dang ET, I am so happy for you! Congratulations sir! <<<S>>>
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Atta boy Earl! Congratulations! :aok
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Congrats Earl (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg149/autumn59/Salute25.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/autumn59/media/Salute25.gif.html)
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She may want the Red Dress she sounds like a firecracker. :D Then you won't need the little helpers. :O
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Awesome :)
80 years old is the new 50 :)
AH is awesome :)
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Lady of the house said red!
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Well Done, Sir.
I would go with the.."..what ever you like, baby.." route.
Again, Well Done..ah hell, OUTSTANDING. Peace unto you and yours, and all blessings!
JGroth
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Lavender.
wtg Earl. :rock :salute :cheers:
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red is always nice, here's the proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItfyoMvJnx0
semp
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red is always nice, here's the proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItfyoMvJnx0
semp
:airplane: Yikes! Don't want to die on my wedding night, just have a little "fun"!
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Best of luck Earl.
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Be careful with Viagra. Friend of mine cut a pill in half, laid it on top of the toilet bowl.
He accidently knocked it into the toilet. Now the seat won't stay down. Needless to say his wife is not very happy about this turn of events.
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Congratulations Earl! :cheers:
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wtg
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Huzzah!!!
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Be careful with Viagra. Friend of mine cut a pill in half, laid it on top of the toilet bowl.
He accidently knocked it into the toilet. Now the seat won't stay down. Needless to say his wife is not very happy about this turn of events.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: Best laugh I have had today! :salute
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Earl congratulations on your upcoming wedding, make sure that little blue pill don't get caught your throat youll have a stiff neck for hours.. Baada bing.
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Getting married pretty soon and I need your advice on something!
The 80-year-old man was finishing his routine medical checkup. The doctor scribbled some notes on the chart.
"Doctor, you must congratulate me! On Saturday I'm marrying a 23-year-old girl!"
The doctor dropped his pen and spun around. "Good God, man, that could be fatal!"
"Then let her die!"
WTG, dude, good move. I vote red.
- oldman
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Congratulations! I'd vote for lavender for the actual wedding ceremony and the red one for the party. That way she can both please those who'd like to see a virtuous maid at her precious moment and yet let her vivacious personality show. Gray sounds more like an office outfit.
BTW I saw an elderly gentleman in the local swimming hall sauna, which seems to be a meeting point for many of his age. Anyway, it was obvious that he had shaved his private parts. When the other geezers asked him for the reason, he gave this answer: If little Willy doesn't want to stand up when needed, no way he'd deserve a soft underlay!
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Nice ET !!
I would strongly recommend visiting a doctor before trying "toilet-seat hard-on's"
I used to know an old gentleman in Warbirds many many years ago, he got into medical trouble using them blue pills.
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Congrats. :banana:
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Nice ET !!
I would strongly recommend visiting a doctor before trying "toilet-seat hard-on's"
I used to know an old gentleman in Warbirds many many years ago, he got into medical trouble using them blue pills.
:airplane: Just need a "back up" in case I am "scrambled" for duty before batteries recharge!
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Congrats :rock
:cheers:Oz
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Congratulations and best of luck Earl!
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Congrats and best wishes to you and your bride. My dad married at 80. My sister describes his marriage as a 15 year honeymoon. Hope yours is, too.
I asked him if Medicare paid for Viagra. He said he didn't need it. So, man up and saddle up, cowboy. Happy Trails!
Honk!
Gooss
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Congratulations sir :)
Oh and cradle robber but I still got you beat on that front :neener:
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Another tip!
Being married ( and divorced 3 times) When getting an engagement ring, or if you already have the diamond.
Have it mounted on a hose clamp so one size fits all. Saves money for multiples.
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Dude,
You are my freakin hero. :lol
Lavender... Keep yourself a bit subdued for all of the formality.
You can tell her to try on the red dress later on. I am sure that you will assist her in taking it off.
Congratulations partner :aok
Best of luck and a long an happy marriage.
:salute
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Gratz Earl. Things are coming up Earl! :aok
I wonder about the "lavender color thing" though. If ye gotta call it a "thing", well, yeah. She's asking you which one you like, so choose the one that for you, looks best on her. :aok
So your saying the best way to lose weight is to let the water run on the old steak Hose?
Congrats Earl :)
:rofl
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Wow, congrats Earl! First instinct for dress colour was lavender....but what the heck - red! :D
Hope you have a great Wedding and look forward to seeing pics. :cheers: :x
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Earl is going to CO the upcoming scenario. Has the new Mrs. deployed the Wife Ack yet?
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I think Earl's first instructions will be for somebody to bring him some water as he's been using his :joystick: too much :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.
semp
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:airplane: Ok guys, need your help! Getting married pretty soon and I need your advice on something!
She has 3 dress which are "fire engine red", gray, and a lavender color thing and she asked me which I wanted her to wear? Stumped, I said I know some guys which can help with this, so let me see your vote please.
#2- Viagra or Celsius, which gives best results, and least stress on heart?
there's a bit of a freudian slip..... Celcius? Mmmmm, temperature....so the fire engine red
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I think Earl's first instructions will be for somebody to bring him some water as he's been using his :joystick: too much :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:.
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:airplane: "That" part is OK, its all that other stuff which has to follow it along that wears out quickly!
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:airplane: "That" part is OK, its all that other stuff which has to follow it along that wears out quickly!
what other part, you use your :joystick: for a full 2 or 3 minutes, spoon for another 2 or 3 minutes or until you fall asleep. wake up rinse and repeat. and I am talking the nap part here :).
semp
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I've heard that they give old geezers sleeping pills and Viagra in the evening to keep them asleep and to prevent them from rolling off their beds. :joystick: