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Offline earl1937

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Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:59:17 PM »
 :airplane: Ok guys, need your help! Getting married pretty soon and I need your advice on something!

She has 3 dress which are "fire engine red", gray, and a lavender color thing and she asked me which I wanted her to wear? Stumped, I said I know some guys which can help with this, so let me see your vote please.

#2- Viagra or Celsius, which gives best results, and least stress on heart?
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Offline Devil 505

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 09:07:29 PM »
I'd be careful with Viagra. My old man had a pill get stuck in his throat...




...he got a stiff neck.  :devil

Oh, and Congrats.  :cheers:
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Offline zxrex

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 09:13:09 PM »
Earl the women in my household feel the lavender dress would probably be the best.  As to the other question I have no input.  Hopefully someone will be along soon to help with that.  Congrats :banana:
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Offline GScholz

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 09:21:31 PM »
Congratulations!  :cheers:
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Offline Dragon Tamer

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2014, 09:24:05 PM »
Gray is more of a situation neutral color, good for all occasions though not very appealing or eye catching.

Red is bold and eye catching, used to direct someones attention to a certain area.

Lavender would be the compromise, it attracts enough attention to make her stand out, but not too bold to put the spot lights on her.

For a wedding, my suggestion would be lavender.

And congratulations!  :cheers:
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Offline ghi

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 10:00:48 PM »
this sounds like "Who wants to be a millionaire" show , you wasted 50/50 , call a friend and now you are asking the audience:)   :lol
I cant answer to #1, ''''
...but #2; ....
 men's testicles are designed to produce aprox; 15 L/ 4 gallons of sperm in lifetime; sooner you use it, sooner you are dead, prostate cancer and Amen; men must learn XXX without ejaculation, men's orgasms can be reached without ejaculation; remember 1 drop of sperm= 10 drops of blood in vital energy, don't waste it ! women don't waste vital energy during sexual act, this is why are living longer than men even abusing their bodies breastfeeding and giving birth ; I read this on Tantra Yoga, fun BS :) .... what I mean ....always save the last bullet for yourself.
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2014, 10:35:36 PM »
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She has 3 dress which are "fire engine red", gray, and a lavender color thing and she asked me which I wanted her to wear?

Wow, honey, I mean, you know it isn't the dress, you make whatever you wear spectacular.  Which one is your favorite and I'll make sure I dress to compliment it.
Now, you know she wants you to make a decision and take charge, but that's when you wink and say "but the nightgown after, here, where this one"

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Offline glzsqd

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2014, 11:07:17 PM »
Quote from: ghi on October 28, 2014, 10:00:48 PM
remember 1 drop of sperm = 10 drops of blood in energy.

So your saying the best way to lose weight is to let the water run on the old steak Hose?


Congrats Earl  :)
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Offline Gray

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2014, 11:24:47 PM »
Lavender and Cialis.  What a way to go !  Seriously, congratulations to you both !   I think she's getting a great guy.
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Offline f35raptor

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2014, 03:18:38 AM »
Congrats

Just wait tell she finds out you fly airplanes.

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Offline Swoop

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2014, 07:07:16 AM »
Gratz Earl!   

Bring her along to AH and the two of you can take a jeep ride between 2 lines of Shermans as an honour guard.
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Offline earl1937

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2014, 08:36:13 AM »
Quote from: Swoop on October 29, 2014, 07:07:16 AM
Gratz Earl!   

Bring her along to AH and the two of you can take a jeep ride between 2 lines of Shermans as an honour guard.
:airplane: She has already conversed with some of the guys in my squad on VOX and have given some serious thought to your idea! This wonderful woman drives a "Z" and drives the thing like "Richard Petty".
I ask her one time what the rush was and she replied, this thing is built for speed and I like to go fast! She is 63, going on 16 I think, but that is one of the many reasons I fell in love with this woman! I will post some wedding pic's later after the big event in my twilight years!
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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2014, 08:38:23 AM »
Congrats, Earl!!  :aok :aok
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Offline earl1937

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2014, 08:39:41 AM »
Quote from: f35raptor on October 29, 2014, 03:18:38 AM
Congrats

Just wait tell she finds out you fly airplanes.

:)
:airplane: I don't know if its a good thing or what, but she is "hooked" on the game to, so when we move in together, she will also join AH and her call sign will be PT63, so watch for her and please, watch your language, she is a devout Christian woman and lives it to . She plays the Organ at our church and has for past 27 years!
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Offline Hetzer7

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Re: Getting Married! (at 80 years old)
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2014, 10:03:19 AM »
Dang ET, I am so happy for you! Congratulations sir! <<<S>>>
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