Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Squire on August 04, 2015, 08:56:23 PM
Its not safe to hitch hike.
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Meatwad on August 04, 2015, 09:08:57 PM
Hope it didnt pick up any STD's from lot lizards
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Motherland on August 04, 2015, 11:09:31 PM
The robot was a social experiment. Now we know that Philadelphians, unlike most of the western world, will not feel empathy for a robot that collects information on your location just because someone put a smiley face on it. Which only means that Philadelphia will be one of the last cities to fall to the robots (or will it just be targeted first?). It passed the test.
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: guncrasher on August 04, 2015, 11:14:01 PM
I say it was meant to be. remember HAL9000 and Skynet.
semp
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: BoilerDown on August 05, 2015, 12:50:52 AM
Philadelphia threw snowballs at Santa Claus. Some hippie hitchhiking robot doesn't stand a chance.
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Rino on August 06, 2015, 08:45:13 PM
Anyone remember when Philly fans rioted with other Philly fans after they won the World Series and all the Rays fans had gone home? Poor poor robot :D
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Scherf on August 06, 2015, 08:50:03 PM
That was about 40 hours after he'd initially shot it with an arrow.
Because, y'know, killin' stuff is cool, fo' real.
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: mbailey on August 06, 2015, 09:05:45 PM
I spend alot of time in Philly.....robot never stood a chance. I'm curious who the A-hat was that thought it would be a good idea to let it roam there, or any major US city
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: eagl on August 06, 2015, 09:43:49 PM
Stupid illegal immigrant hitchhikers shouldn't be here anyhow. How many times had he been in and out of jail here before his last release? How many names had he used for his "tourist" VISA? Get in line with everyone else, stupid line jumper robot got what he deserved I tell you what.
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Ripsnort on August 06, 2015, 10:02:34 PM
Philadelphia threw snowballs at Santa Claus. Some hippie hitchhiking robot doesn't stand a chance.
Philly, like he said...
Should have started West to East. Robby would have survived!
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Brooke on August 07, 2015, 02:13:43 AM
If it had strayed near Detroit, they wouldn't have found any part of it.
Title: Re: Only 12 days in USA
Post by: Meatwad on August 07, 2015, 06:28:38 AM
If it stayed near detroit, it would of been stolen, painted silver and gold, spinners on 26" wheels, tinted screen, and a overly annoying sound system. Of course it wouldnt be stolen, someone bought it that way