General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: ghi on August 07, 2015, 09:35:41 PM
Title: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: ghi on August 07, 2015, 09:35:41 PM
buhahaha; :) I didn't know why this boring breakfast cereals were invented ; :bhead :rofl
"Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring Corn flakes were invented by John Harvey Kellogg in the 19th century He believed sex and masturbation were unhealthy for the body and mind Created corn flakes as a decidedly plain meal to prevent masturbation Also advocated yoghurt enemas to prevent people pleasuring themselves"
more here; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3185011/What-Corn-Flakes-masturbation-common-Mr-Kellogg-believed-sexual-desires-caused-disease-invented-plain-cereal-stop-self-pleasuring.html
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: Meatwad on August 07, 2015, 09:58:28 PM
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: NatCigg on August 07, 2015, 10:10:51 PM
some perverted christian ideology would fit but wtf? sounds more like a middle europe fairytail. what kind of shade do they pervade in the netherworld? :headscratch:
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: ghi on August 07, 2015, 10:11:07 PM
I just searched the Wiki , seems to be true;, what a dweeb, and people still eat his sick inventions after 100 years; :furious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: Serenity on August 07, 2015, 10:12:40 PM
I guess I need to start eating corn flakes...
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: Meatwad on August 07, 2015, 10:21:25 PM
Would sugar coated corn flakes be like the XXX of cereal then?
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: ghi on August 07, 2015, 10:25:43 PM
Well that's just stupid. I don't have much sexual drive but I like corn flakes.
Corn flakes seem to be working in your case, then.
- oldman
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: craz07 on August 08, 2015, 09:28:05 AM
Are you supposed to eat the cornflakes anytime you get the urge to wank, or does it somehow diminish your wanking urges.. I don't know how it was intended to be utilized, all I know is I lost my appetite thinking of all the wanking that goes on around here paired with a fresh bowl of cornflakes
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: mbailey on August 08, 2015, 10:07:21 AM
There is only one force that can overcome the affects of not masterbating from consumption of cornflakes, it's called marriage.
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: guncrasher on August 08, 2015, 11:54:22 AM
Good movie about the story of Kellogg, corn flakes, religion and sex.
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Post by: bustr on August 08, 2015, 03:53:02 PM
There is an old cultural inside joke in japan about how to deal with a frisky husband. Feed him Edamame beans. Soybeans are a source of phytoestrogens which the human body treats like estrogen. Fortunately the fermentation process for soy sauce or miso paste destroys the phytoestrogens.
But, all you guys who enjoy a plate of Edamame with your beer, how's your moobs doing? Or soy milk because you are lactose intolerant....
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: Thor on August 08, 2015, 04:49:10 PM
There is an old cultural inside joke in japan about how to deal with a frisky husband. Feed him Edamame beans. Soybeans are a source of phytoestrogens which the human body treats like estrogen. Fortunately the fermentation process for soy sauce or miso paste destroys the phytoestrogens.
But, all you guys who enjoy a plate of Edamame with your beer, how's your moobs doing? Or soy milk because you are lactose intolerant....
What the hell is Edamame and why would I want it anywhere near my beer?
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: guncrasher on August 10, 2015, 07:37:52 PM
Did you see his mustache? Thats a classic evil villain 'stache
Title: Re: What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common?
Post by: Tec on August 10, 2015, 11:01:38 PM
Does that mean that my penchant for fapping comes from the fact that as a child I had Frosted Flakes? Furthermore does that make Tony the Tiger some sort of smut peddler or possibly the mascot of an evil plan to give the world hairy palms and poor eyesight? Perhaps he's a tool the Illuminati use to keep the commoners docile. I bet we're a lot more manageable once we've spent our testosterone and have diabetes.