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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Drano on September 16, 2015, 08:34:50 AM
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Working at a University it's a policy thing and I had to complete an online course by X date or be put on a predator list or something. Was slow this morning so I thought I'd get it knocked out.
I go thru the thing and there's a quiz at the end with a bunch of scenarios and you have to answer what would you do.
One of the scenarios was: "Roy saw Dale crying on a bench...." You can only guess where it went from there! I hadda laugh. :rofl What are the chances? :D
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The best scenarios are often taken from 'real life'. :cheers:
I am glad you found your sensitive side this morning, Drano. Now if you would be so kind as to quit shooting me in FSO...
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One of the scenarios was: "Roy saw Dale crying on a bench...."
Just another day at the HTC office :noid :devil :bolt:
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Just another day at the HTC office :noid :devil :bolt:
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Must of been cause someone said they didnt like capture the sheep
What was the scenario so we know how to appropriately act?
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Just another day at the HTC office :noid :devil :bolt:
:rofl :rofl
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A woman walks into the HR office at work and says she want's to file a complaint about sexual harassment. When asked what happened she said, "Every morning in the elevator one of my male co-workers always says that my hair smells really nice". The administrator says, "I don't understand why you think that would be sexual harassment".
She says, "It's Danny, the midget".
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^ That's a paddlin'.
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What was the scenario so we know how to appropriately act?
Basically the moral of that story is one should not take advantage of another's fragile emotional state for sexual purposes.
So it said in the answer section hehe.
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This is a troll :rofl
There is not a online test you have to take to prove your a wrong un
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Swear it's true. Some new policy at work. I'd post the link but it was a login verified thingy to prove I took and passed it. I did.... Just.
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I had to take a corporate version, years ago.
Some of these chicks get upset if you don't cater to their dizzy whims. Usually, I just tell 'em to go do some crying and shopping - then to come back after they've gotten over it. Women are good at that kind of stuff. :devil
That's parody. I know a couple of female Directors here (pretty sharp, actually). You don't want to cross 'em. Probably significant shopping but very little crying in their portfolio of activities... Of course, they probably think the sensitivity training is bs cover for the OGC anyway, mainly put in place to protect the company against lawsuits.
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Oh I think I heard or read the word liability a dozen times of the top of my head.
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This is a troll :rofl
There is not a online test you have to take to prove your a wrong un
There are no wrong uns, Zak, just wrong un-imaginings of how we can transform ourselves. Would you call one pie bad, just because somebody thumbed up the crust in some illicit fumblings gone harmlessly askew? Now put on your special boots and trousers and we'll go for a stroll...
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Working at a University it's a policy thing and I had to complete an online course by X date or be put on a predator list or something. Was slow this morning so I thought I'd get it knocked out.
I go thru the thing and there's a quiz at the end with a bunch of scenarios and you have to answer what would you do.
One of the scenarios was: "Roy saw Dale crying on a bench...." You can only guess where it went from there! I hadda laugh. :rofl What are the chances? :D
LLOL
-- Fugi Needs to make a cartoon :D
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A woman walks into the HR office at work and says she want's to file a complaint about sexual harassment. When asked what happened she said, "Every morning in the elevator one of my male co-workers always says that my hair smells really nice". The administrator says, "I don't understand why you think that would be sexual harassment".
She says, "It's Danny, the midget".
HEY!! I am just a little vertically challenged...... :old:
And she did smell nice :banana:
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HEY!! I am just a little vertically challenged...... :old:
And she did smell nice :banana:
Very very funny danny, well done sir :aok
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At Bank of America we were required every year to take a sexual harassment class along with fiduciary responsibilities classes, IT Security and Ethics, and Classified information and documents. If you failed any of the tests at the end of each class you were released from BofA.
All of the sexual harassment classes I've had to take at different companies since the "fad" started back in the 90's. They all seemed to be a seminar on how not to piss off women at work and get fired classes. Since the 90's the list of things that could piss off a woman at work has grown exponentially along with the reality you are being ordered to submit without question or else. I'm still waiting to be harassed by women at work after all of these years. In california it's not a good idea to complain about being hit on by another guy at work, you can end up with a homophobe label and no job. Strange state.
Just remember this only applies to the work force and lower management for the most part. In the late 90's there was an epidemic of CEO's being sent to sex rehab for serial sexual misconduct. 1998 or 99 it made it big time as an article in "The CEO Magazine" about the epidemic of sexually addicted CEO's in the US and the rehab facility they were being sent to by their boards. Essentially too much time and money grooming them along with the intellectual capitol they represented made them too big to allow to fail. And a tiny contributing bit was the of the cost of firing them versus keeping them to the end of their contract. CEO's and executives can be very expensive liabilities.
It's a giant costly PITA for a company to go through a complaint to HR even if you prove it was a misunderstanding or a lie, after that you are damaged goods at that company. Depending on the state you are in, your manager can be liable along with yourself if she files suit aside from the HR proceedings. Take the class, pass the test, and avoid women at work like the plague unless it's part of your job. My wife worked HR at the corporation I first met her and at Washington Mutual. I had to monitor E-mail at the corporation we met at. We humans are obsessed with everything prono related, carry on behind spouses backs through work e-mail, and outrageous sexual harassment litigatable electronic media conduct.
Drano, your company got an electronic communications misconduct code you have to read and sign every year also?
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So a chick at work trying to get me drunk at a office party so she can fetle me means she is a wrong un? :old:
She was fat as well :old:
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At Bank of America we were required every year to take a sexual harassment class along with fiduciary responsibilities classes, IT Security and Ethics, and Classified information and documents. If you failed any of the tests at the end of each class you were released from BofA.
Bustr; how does that song go? “You ain't seen nothing yet”
Microaggressions, get used to them.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/)
And no, this is not a piece by The Onion :bhead
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So a chick at work trying to get me drunk at a office party so she can fetle me means she is a wrong un? :old:
She was fat as well :old:
I went home with a fat girl once.........
A bunch of times :old:
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We had one and it was "taught" by a hottie in heels who had obvious implants.
She was backlit by the window and you could see right through her skirt.
None of us spoke up but she did have our complete attention for the duration.
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Bustr; how does that song go? “You ain't seen nothing yet”
Microaggressions, get used to them.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/)
And no, this is not a piece by The Onion :bhead
The MA by any other name.
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Did you pass or receive
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So a chick at work trying to get me drunk at a office party so she can fetle me means she is a wrong un? :old:
She was fat as well :old:
You know she only wants you for your pies, right?
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Yes :old:
you could not make this topic up.
you have take test for misconduct at work :rofl
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We had one and it was "taught" by a hottie in heels who had obvious implants.
She was backlit by the window and you could see right through her skirt.
None of us spoke up but she did have our complete attention for the duration.
This post made me feel funny in my pants. My attorney, Gloria Allred, will be filing a suit for $256,567,890,234.99 against HTC and all of you.
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We had one and it was "taught" by a hottie in heels who had obvious implants.
She was backlit by the window and you could see right through her skirt.
None of us spoke up but she did have our complete attention for the duration.
That's the great thing about live classes in the corporate setting; they're a good place to pick up chicks.
Naturally, ours at the Big F had to be web-based.
Of course, none of this compared to a far more tasteless set of videos I was shown (during my orientation way back in '96) regarding Testicular Self-Exams. I recall being completely unprepared to be staring at a screen-sized pendulous package.
I'm not sure if we still subject our new hires to this type of thing, but it's enough to make you throw up in your mouth a little. On the upside, I know how to fettle "the scrotal pie" sufficiently well to check for lumps. I'd have some fat girl from HR do it but those people tend to make themselves pretty scare in the Product Development world - and thank god for it. My Director's pronunciation of his daughter's favorite perfume (one Joocy Couture, apparently) would probably be enough to warrant some kind of "re-edukation", perhaps at some kind of arbeitsla... er, "exchange".
As for SysErr's assertion about micraggressions, yes, it's a bit of an academic wave. UM has a speech guide. However, iirc, the prototype and granddaddy of them all came for Illinois - go figure: http://www.racialmicroaggressions.illinois.edu/ (http://www.racialmicroaggressions.illinois.edu/)
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This post made me feel funny in my pants. My attorney, Gloria Allred, will be filing a suit for $256,567,890,234.99 against HTC and all of you.
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Pipz likes men :old:
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Im glad I was old when hanky panky at the work place became so evil.
And Im glad I was young when it wasnt. But back then there were jerk offs who would harass girls who didnt want to be bothered and were strokes for doing so.
But now its all about liability. The world has gone to the Lawyers so a company wants to make sure its dotted its "I"'s and makes you sit thru these classes. My God but the world has changed. Back in the '70s it was a toss up what girl you'd wake up with after the work X-mas party.
Now companies are scared stiff about being sued for sexual harassment. No pun intended.
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on the other hand rich, think about how that girl at the xmas party felt when she woke up with you and had no recolection of it.
the laws were not passed for nothing.
semp
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Lol
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on the other hand rich, think about how that girl at the xmas party felt when she woke up with you and had no recolection of it.
the laws were not passed for nothing.
semp
I was talking about the work places in general back then. I wasnt making private confessions.
The Law's were pretty much the same then as they are now. Only an A-Hole would take advantage of a woman that drunk or high she cant make a rational decision.
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I was talking about the work places in general back then. I wasnt making private confessions.
The Law's were pretty much the same then as they are now. Only an A-Hole would take advantage of a woman that drunk or high she cant make a rational decision.
ok I meant it as a joke.
semp
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Only an A-Hole would take advantage of a woman that drunk or high she cant make a rational decision.
Hey! who are you calling an a-hole?
That's a joke too. :D
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Sometimes that's your only chance you get with some women that are normally out of your league
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Basically the moral of that story is one should not take advantage of another's fragile emotional state for sexual purposes.
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How else is a guy expected to score??? :headscratch:
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