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Offline danny76

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2015, 02:59:06 PM »
A woman walks into the HR office at work and says she want's to file a complaint about sexual harassment. When asked what happened she said, "Every morning in the elevator one of my male co-workers always says that my hair smells really nice".  The administrator says, "I don't understand why you think that would be sexual harassment".

She says, "It's Danny, the midget".

HEY!! I am just a little vertically challenged...... :old:

And she did smell nice :banana:
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2015, 03:02:47 PM »
HEY!! I am just a little vertically challenged...... :old:

And she did smell nice :banana:
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2015, 03:51:15 PM »
At Bank of America we were required every year to take a sexual harassment class along with fiduciary responsibilities classes, IT Security and Ethics, and Classified information and documents. If you failed any of the tests at the end of each class you were released from BofA.

All of the sexual harassment classes I've had to take at different companies since the "fad" started back in the 90's. They all seemed to be a seminar on how not to piss off women at work and get fired classes. Since the 90's the list of things that could piss off a woman at work has grown exponentially along with the reality you are being ordered to submit without question or else. I'm still waiting to be harassed by women at work after all of these years. In california it's not a good idea to complain about being hit on by another guy at work, you can end up with a homophobe label and no job. Strange state.

Just remember this only applies to the work force and lower management for the most part. In the late 90's there was an epidemic of CEO's being sent to sex rehab for serial sexual misconduct. 1998 or 99 it made it big time as an article in "The CEO Magazine" about the epidemic of sexually addicted CEO's in the US and the rehab facility they were being sent to by their boards. Essentially too much time and money grooming them along with the intellectual capitol they represented made them too big to allow to fail. And a tiny contributing bit was the of the cost of firing them versus keeping them to the end of their contract. CEO's and executives can be very expensive liabilities.

It's a giant costly PITA for a company to go through a complaint to HR even if you prove it was a misunderstanding or a lie, after that you are damaged goods at that company. Depending on the state you are in, your manager can be liable along with yourself if she files suit aside from the HR proceedings. Take the class, pass the test, and avoid women at work like the plague unless it's part of your job. My wife worked HR at the corporation I first met her and at Washington Mutual. I had to monitor E-mail at the corporation we met at. We humans are obsessed with everything prono related, carry on behind spouses backs through work e-mail, and outrageous sexual harassment litigatable electronic media conduct.

Drano, your company got an electronic communications misconduct code you have to read and sign every year also?
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2015, 04:28:05 PM »
So a chick at work trying to get me drunk at a office party so she can fetle me means she is a wrong un? :old:

She was fat as well :old:
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2015, 04:40:29 PM »
At Bank of America we were required every year to take a sexual harassment class along with fiduciary responsibilities classes, IT Security and Ethics, and Classified information and documents. If you failed any of the tests at the end of each class you were released from BofA.

Bustr; how does that song go?  “You ain't seen nothing yet”

Microaggressions, get used to them.

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2015, 04:59:22 PM »
So a chick at work trying to get me drunk at a office party so she can fetle me means she is a wrong un? :old:

She was fat as well :old:

I went home with a fat girl once.........

A bunch of times  :old:
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2015, 05:58:23 PM »
We had one and it was "taught" by a hottie in heels who had obvious implants.

She was backlit by the window and you could see right through her skirt.

None of us spoke up but she did have our complete attention for the duration.

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2015, 06:28:32 PM »
Bustr; how does that song go?  “You ain't seen nothing yet”

Microaggressions, get used to them.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/

And no, this is not a piece by The Onion  :bhead

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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2015, 07:42:27 PM »
Did you pass or receive
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2015, 08:08:34 PM »
So a chick at work trying to get me drunk at a office party so she can fetle me means she is a wrong un? :old:

She was fat as well :old:

You know she only wants you for your pies, right?
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2015, 12:03:26 AM »
Yes :old:

you could not make this topic up.

you have take test for misconduct at work :rofl

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2015, 02:27:56 AM »
We had one and it was "taught" by a hottie in heels who had obvious implants.

She was backlit by the window and you could see right through her skirt.

None of us spoke up but she did have our complete attention for the duration.

This post made me feel funny in my pants. My attorney, Gloria Allred, will be filing a suit for $256,567,890,234.99 against HTC and all of you.

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2015, 05:20:12 AM »
We had one and it was "taught" by a hottie in heels who had obvious implants.

She was backlit by the window and you could see right through her skirt.

None of us spoke up but she did have our complete attention for the duration.

That's the great thing about live classes in the corporate setting; they're a good place to pick up chicks.

Naturally, ours at the Big F had to be web-based.

Of course, none of this compared to a far more tasteless set of videos I was shown (during my orientation way back in '96) regarding Testicular Self-Exams. I recall being completely unprepared to be staring at a screen-sized pendulous package.

I'm not sure if we still subject our new hires to this type of thing, but it's enough to make you throw up in your mouth a little. On the upside, I know how to fettle "the scrotal pie" sufficiently well to check for lumps. I'd have some fat girl from HR do it but those people tend to make themselves pretty scare in the Product Development world - and thank god for it. My Director's pronunciation of his daughter's favorite perfume (one Joocy Couture, apparently) would probably be enough to warrant some kind of "re-edukation", perhaps at some kind of arbeitsla... er, "exchange".

As for SysErr's assertion about micraggressions, yes, it's a bit of an academic wave. UM has a speech guide. However, iirc, the prototype and granddaddy of them all came for Illinois - go figure: http://www.racialmicroaggressions.illinois.edu/
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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2015, 07:55:09 AM »
This post made me feel funny in my pants. My attorney, Gloria Allred, will be filing a suit for $256,567,890,234.99 against HTC and all of you.

 :mad:

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Re: Had to take a sexual misconduct thing at work
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2015, 01:20:57 PM »
Im glad I was old when hanky panky at the work place became so evil.

And Im glad I was young when it wasnt. But back then there were jerk offs who would harass girls who didnt want to be bothered and were strokes for doing so.

But now its all about liability. The world has gone to the Lawyers so a company wants to make sure its dotted its "I"'s and makes you sit thru these classes. My God but the world has changed. Back in the '70s it was a toss up what girl you'd wake up with after the work X-mas party.

Now companies are scared stiff about being sued for sexual harassment. No pun intended.
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