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Title: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
Post by: NatCigg on September 22, 2015, 06:16:50 PM
Toilet plungers work best on the "pull" stroke not the "push".  :banana:
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Post by: Meatwad on September 22, 2015, 06:47:40 PM
A terrible unfortunate accident happened?
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Post by: NatCigg on September 22, 2015, 07:30:45 PM
A terrible unfortunate accident happened?

My guess is a lack of water and thinking four hours sleep will be plenty going into a 13 hour day.

Everything went well . My knowledge and experience allowed me to handle the situation in cool confident and effective manner.   :banana: yea skills.  :old:
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Post by: guncrasher on September 22, 2015, 08:38:48 PM
sex without a condom is really expensive.




semp
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Post by: Estes on September 22, 2015, 08:46:31 PM
Getting my vasectomy was one of the best investments i've ever made.
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Post by: Mickey1992 on September 23, 2015, 07:58:40 AM
Stay away from hookers with walkie-talkies.
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Post by: Swoop on September 23, 2015, 08:08:22 AM
Rules only apply to those who want to follow them.....and there are only 2 ways to convince someone to follow a rule:  The carrot and the stick.....and most of the time, the stick doesn't actually exist and the carrot is mouldy.

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Post by: Muzzy on September 23, 2015, 08:12:37 AM
There's some people, if they don't know, you can't tell them.

-Yogi Berra.
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Post by: Shamus on September 23, 2015, 08:25:42 AM
Stay away from hookers with walkie-talkies.

 :rofl
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Post by: ROC on September 23, 2015, 01:12:19 PM
When you finally get over the hill, you find they greased the other side.  If we tell too many young people this, they won't climb, so keep the secret  :old:
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 23, 2015, 01:25:49 PM
When you finally get over the hill, you find they greased the other side.  ....

And all your in-laws and x-wives are waiting at the bottom.  At least, I hope all the X's are there already. :)
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Post by: Zoney on September 23, 2015, 01:35:11 PM
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.
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Post by: Lusche on September 23, 2015, 01:54:20 PM
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.


 :old:
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Post by: JimmyD3 on September 23, 2015, 01:58:13 PM
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.

Not me, but what I did, right or wrong, are a part of my character and perspective on life. We ALL have regrets, maybe with some "goods" out number the "bads".
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Post by: jimbo71 on September 23, 2015, 01:58:36 PM
Don't pee on an electric fence

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Post by: hgtonyvi on September 23, 2015, 03:27:34 PM
As you get older life sucks. As a kid I always wanted to get older fast lol. Things were better back then. Now it's just bills bills and more bills.
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Post by: bustr on September 23, 2015, 03:37:53 PM
Past 35 you are starting to look road weary, and aside from family and friends. Everyone else, especially local, state, and federal bureaucrats sees you as the source of their money until you die. Age and wisdom is supposed to mean you have more to tax from their perspective. Even if you were very stupid when you were younger, at least no one can take those memories away from you under the color of law.

Yalls survived dinit'chas?
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Post by: USRanger on September 23, 2015, 03:59:55 PM
IEDs & bullets hurt and make you less attractive.
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Post by: Zoney on September 23, 2015, 05:07:26 PM
IEDs & bullets hurt and make you less attractive.

Maybe so, but we love you more because of it.

 :salute
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Post by: craz07 on September 23, 2015, 05:17:09 PM
courage in the line of fire... will always be inspiring
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Post by: mbailey on September 23, 2015, 05:59:58 PM
Dad was right
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Post by: BuckShot on September 23, 2015, 09:11:06 PM
Dad was right

I second this. Big time.
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Post by: Yankee67 on September 23, 2015, 10:47:15 PM
Life can be a bowl of cherries with the right job.
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Post by: Scherf on September 23, 2015, 11:24:36 PM
Rust never sleeps.
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Post by: zack1234 on September 23, 2015, 11:58:31 PM
Getting my vasectomy was one of the best investments i've ever made.

How much did you pay?

Apparently if you stand on a bible it has the same effect.
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Post by: Brooke on September 24, 2015, 01:53:16 AM
IEDs & bullets hurt and make you less attractive.

<S> to USRanger.
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Post by: Zoney on September 24, 2015, 11:39:31 AM
You can learn everything about the laws of Physics simply by watching a woman walk.
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Post by: guncrasher on September 24, 2015, 06:27:31 PM
the true meaning of bipolar.  and how sick lithium can make you the first couple of weeks.


semp
Title: Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 24, 2015, 06:59:56 PM
So many answers! Where do I start?

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.”  She didn't quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?
   
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.
   
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
   
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'
   
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!”
   
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency.  I always think I should write, 'An ambulance.'
   
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
   
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
   
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are   XL.
   
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words '   The'       and '   IRS   ' together it spells       'Theirs...'
   
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
   
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
   
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
   
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
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Post by: jeep00 on September 24, 2015, 07:22:27 PM
You will regret more the things you did not do, rather than the things you did do.

Funally, someone gets it! This is life.
Everyone has to get older, but no one has to get old.
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Post by: Meatwad on September 24, 2015, 08:31:01 PM
   
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
   


Yep
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Post by: HL117 on September 24, 2015, 08:57:38 PM
You never truly own anything, it's more of a lease.
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Post by: JimmyD3 on September 24, 2015, 09:26:36 PM
Maybe so, but we love you more because of it.

 :salute

+1
+1

Say it again Brother! :rock

 :salute To all my Brothers and Sisters in Arms.
Title: Re: Things you know now that you did not know when you were younger.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 24, 2015, 09:36:57 PM
You never truly own anything, it's more of a lease.
This is not true.

I have an organ donor card that says "Every organ except one. You figure out which one I'm taking with me to the grave"
I earned that organ, it's got a lot of mileage, and lots of notches on the bedpost.
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Post by: FLOOB on September 24, 2015, 10:29:39 PM
When I was younger I did not know that the coriolis effect had no influence on the rotational direction of the vortexes of domestic drains. But now I know. The magic is gone.
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Post by: Brooke on September 25, 2015, 12:32:17 AM
When I was younger I did not know that the coriolis effect had no influence on the rotational direction of the vortexes of domestic drains. But now I know. The magic is gone.

 :aok
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Post by: branch37 on September 25, 2015, 10:42:13 AM
That a late tool hitting the chuck at 2000 RPM makes the closest sound to a mini gun that I ever want to hear in person.


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Post by: branch37 on September 25, 2015, 10:54:10 AM
And Murphy's law should be multiplied by a factor of 50 when dealing with roughnecks.


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Post by: JimmyD3 on September 25, 2015, 11:09:58 AM
And Murphy's law should be multiplied by a factor of 50 when dealing with roughnecks.


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Post by: hyzer on September 25, 2015, 11:12:02 AM
1.  Nothing ever works. 
2.  When it works, it's waiting not to work.
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Post by: ghi on September 25, 2015, 05:02:52 PM
When i was kid I believed americans walked on the Moon.:uhoh :bolt:
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Post by: MrKrabs on September 25, 2015, 05:36:45 PM
I now know why the adults laughed their butts off when I proud to say I had crabs...
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Post by: NatCigg on September 25, 2015, 09:53:14 PM
The world is yours  :banana:
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Post by: icepac on September 26, 2015, 07:55:59 AM
That buckethead has acquired Hendrix's soul................and if you ever find a woman who will dance to something like this, she's a keeper.

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Post by: Nilsen on September 27, 2015, 01:58:19 PM
Having flown f-16s for the FBI during operation Breaking Wind in the 90s I have learned that not everything parents tell you is wrong.  :old:
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Post by: Ripsnort on September 27, 2015, 09:29:28 PM
Having flown f-16s for the FBI during operation Breaking Wind in the 90s I have learned that not everything parents tell you is wrong.  :old:
Meh, we all flew F16s in Falcon 3 and Falcon 4.

The only operations near that name was Operation Currie Fart when Paki vs India.
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Post by: Nilsen on September 27, 2015, 11:02:25 PM
Meh, we all flew F16s in Falcon 3 and Falcon 4.

The only operations near that name was Operation Currie Fart when Paki vs India.

I thought that one was classified