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Title: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: MrKrabs on October 28, 2015, 08:18:14 PM
This has suddenly started popping up on social media and it is making my brain itch...

AIRBOURNE CANCER...




Is this going to replace chem-trails?..
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: pipz on October 28, 2015, 08:20:43 PM
No worries. You spend most of your time under the sea!  :old:
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: USRanger on October 28, 2015, 08:24:33 PM
Cancer failed jump school.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: jeep00 on October 28, 2015, 09:03:26 PM
You'll be fine, it's limited to the UK, otherwise it would be "airborne"  :aok
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: Ripsnort on October 28, 2015, 09:38:37 PM
If you breath air, the odds are 66% of us will get some form of cancer.

So to avoid this, stop breathing.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: Meatwad on October 28, 2015, 09:41:44 PM
This has suddenly started popping up on social media and it is making my brain itch...

AIRBOURNE CANCER...




Is this going to replace chem-trails?..

Instead of wearing tinfoil hats, you wear tinfoil face masks so the cancer cant get in. Of course its an airborne government mind control experiment
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: ghi on October 29, 2015, 06:51:40 AM

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Is this going to replace chem-trails?..
no, chemtrails are salt and pepper, they are seasoning us for hot dogs .
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on October 29, 2015, 09:23:18 AM
Well, it's okay. As Ripsnort notes, breathing air and aging correlate strongly to the occurrence of cancer, but, per yesterday's NCES.gov report, 93% of Detroit public school 8th-graders can't read, 95% of 'em are sub-proficient in math.*

So, basically, beach can't do the math... Thus, if a statistical correlation exists in the forest, can anybody contract it?

Actually, this probably nicely explains the Philly train wreck in which the conductor took the 55mph curve at 100 mph. He was probably a DPS graduate.

*DPS achieves that rate at an expenditure of $18000/year/student... Imagine what they could do at $24000/yr/student!!! It's so exciting!
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: Brooke on October 29, 2015, 04:30:59 PM
Here's a great book for folks so that they can see what cities shouldn't do.

Detroit:  an American Autopsy, by Charlie LeDuff.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: 10thmd on October 29, 2015, 04:36:43 PM
Cancer failed jump school.

I almost spit my Dip on the monitor  :rofl
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: NatCigg on October 29, 2015, 06:01:18 PM
Well, it's okay. As Ripsnort notes, breathing air and aging correlate strongly to the occurrence of cancer, but, per yesterday's NCES.gov report, 93% of Detroit public school 8th-graders can't read, 95% of 'em are sub-proficient in math.*

So, basically, beach can't do the math... Thus, if a statistical correlation exists in the forest, can anybody contract it?

Actually, this probably nicely explains the Philly train wreck in which the conductor took the 55mph curve at 100 mph. He was probably a DPS graduate.

*DPS achieves that rate at an expenditure of $18000/year/student... Imagine what they could do at $24000/yr/student!!! It's so exciting!

why do they let them pass? pass first grade?  did you know Wayne State has a 28% graduation rate, and a astonishing 9% graduation rate for people declaring themselves as black?  I find this appalling and scary.

http://collegemeasures.org/4-year_colleges/state/mi/compare-colleges/graduation-rates/

not quite as scary airborne cancer or ADHD or obesity or big pharmas cures on a government bill.   :bolt:
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: rpm on October 29, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
Meanwhile, in St.Louis...
http://fox2now.com/2015/10/14/st-charles-county-frustrated-over-landfill-fire-burning-near-radioactive-waste/
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on October 30, 2015, 05:00:53 AM
why do they let them pass? pass first grade?

Because the little darlings need to build self esteem, donchaknow..? They need the kind of self-esteem required to thumb through a catalog labelled "blunt force weapons" while grinning and fantasizing about all the good things they can accomplish.

See, there's this school of thought that says that the man is a product of his tools, as opposed to the other way around. That's why the DPS is going, hat in hand, to the rest of us in this state trying to get more money, right now - because, otherwise, how will the little darlings get their iphone 6 and ipad updates? And there are lots of people here dumb enough to keep saying "yes".

Full feral, dude... the only logical consequence.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: Meatwad on October 30, 2015, 06:23:25 AM
These must be the same ones that fell for the scam that said you can quick charge your iphone by putting it in a microwave and turning it on for 60 minutes
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: rpm on October 30, 2015, 06:31:18 AM
That's why the DPS is going, hat in hand, to the rest of us in this state trying to get more money, right now - because, otherwise, how will the little darlings get their iphone 6 and ipad updates?
They should just do like Texas and take the highway use fuel tax to fund the DPS. We can turn the highways into toll roads to pay for construction.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: HL117 on October 30, 2015, 06:31:39 AM
I kind of think cancer is that thing that everyone died of back in the old days , you know when people said " what he die of ?" <shrug>  old age.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: rpm on October 30, 2015, 06:32:53 AM
I kind of think cancer is that thing that everyone died of back in the old days , you know when people said " what he die of ?" <shrug>  old age.
Back when cigarettes were safe.
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: PJ_Godzilla on October 30, 2015, 08:10:39 AM
They should just do like Texas and take the highway use fuel tax to fund the DPS. We can turn the highways into toll roads to pay for construction.

I was thinking we should do more like 1930's Germany...

and build an autobahn. What? What did people think I was going to write?
Title: Re: Airbourne Cancer
Post by: Mitchell on October 30, 2015, 08:41:32 AM
These must be the same ones that fell for the scam that said you can quick charge your iphone by putting it in a microwave and turning it on for 60 minutes

I actually know a couple people who fell for that, but the version we all heard was that you needed to use the "defrost" LOL.