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Title: You could not make it up""
Post by: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 01:40:14 AM
In the UK 66% of migrants get benefits to prop up their wages.

I will translate this:

They get paid a minimum wage by the employer and "I pay taxes to give them benefits so they can keep working for the cheap paying employer :rofl

It's fact :rofl

If I tried to claim benefits I would get nothing :rofl

Even after paying taxes for 30 years, but if you come from a third world Eastern European country the EU stipulates you have to ensure they are given benefits

The U.K. Prime minster is now back tracking about a referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

Greece is annoyed about the UK leaving the EU, someone has to pay tax.



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Post by: Brooke on November 10, 2015, 02:35:31 AM
It's part of the cultural-suicide pact signed by all western countries.

Can you imagine bringing back Alfred the Great or William the Conqueror or Henry V and telling him that England decided to voluntarily let itself be overrun?

I wonder if it would go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSoG7m1V6aw
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Post by: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 02:45:43 AM
Warning Brooke has put a link on this thread that is a video of men wearing leather and sporting Freddie Mercury tash's :frown:
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Post by: FLOOB on November 10, 2015, 04:11:26 AM
If these keeps up Zach may have to get a job.
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Post by: BuckShot on November 10, 2015, 05:52:04 AM
See Rule #14
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Post by: NatCigg on November 10, 2015, 07:23:09 AM
the event horizon  :noid
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Post by: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 07:38:05 AM
If these keeps up Zach may have to get a job.

What would my servants do when I was out?
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Post by: PJ_Godzilla on November 10, 2015, 09:46:35 AM
What would my servants do when I was out?

The same thing they do when you're in: put nasty things in your food and shag each other raw.
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Post by: Brooke on November 10, 2015, 06:31:27 PM
Warning Brooke has put a link on this thread that is a video of men wearing leather and sporting Freddie Mercury tash's :frown:

Freddie stole the look from Edward I.
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Post by: Busher on November 10, 2015, 08:24:54 PM
In the UK 66% of migrants get benefits to prop up their wages.

I will translate this:

They get paid a minimum wage by the employer and "I pay taxes to give them benefits so they can keep working for the cheap paying employer :rofl

It's fact :rofl

If I tried to claim benefits I would get nothing :rofl

Even after paying taxes for 30 years, but if you come from a third world Eastern European country the EU stipulates you have to ensure they are given benefits

The U.K. Prime minster is now back tracking about a referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

Greece is annoyed about the UK leaving the EU, someone has to pay tax.

Wow, always wondered where Canada learned to do this. Now I know.
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Post by: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 11:59:04 PM
Yes but they put maple syrup on meat :old:

Which is like putting salt on ice cream
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Post by: DmonSlyr on November 11, 2015, 03:41:15 PM
In the UK 66% of migrants get benefits to prop up their wages.

I will translate this:

They get paid a minimum wage by the employer and "I pay taxes to give them benefits so they can keep working for the cheap paying employer :rofl

It's fact :rofl

If I tried to claim benefits I would get nothing :rofl

Even after paying taxes for 30 years, but if you come from a third world Eastern European country the EU stipulates you have to ensure they are given benefits

The U.K. Prime minster is now back tracking about a referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

Greece is annoyed about the UK leaving the EU, someone has to pay tax.

This is basically how the U.S runs right now with our multibillion dollar retail chains that just have the hardest time paying their workers /S, why do full time workers have to get food stamps again?  Meanwhile we find out momma bear of Walmart is only worth 5 billion, not 45B billion like we all thought. But each of her kids and grand kids are worth 30Billions of dollars each.  But HARD WORK!!!!!! It has nothing to do with morals or ethics, it's all about HARD WORK, oh and "margins"..... Right.

BTW Zach, I'm sure the US has some tax money we can send over there for "support" we are pretty good at stuff like that.
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Post by: Meatwad on November 11, 2015, 05:57:58 PM
Yes but they put maple syrup on meat :old:

Which is like putting salt on ice cream

I put maple syrup on pies :old:
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Post by: pipz on November 12, 2015, 05:25:48 PM
Maple syrup is best on blocks of processed cheese.   :aok  :old:
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Post by: Brooke on November 12, 2015, 05:45:38 PM
Maple syrup is best on blocks of processed cheese.   :aok  :old:

(https://buildmeadream.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/yuck.jpg)
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Post by: pipz on November 12, 2015, 07:50:18 PM
(https://buildmeadream.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/yuck.jpg)

FYI...That is not a Moose!  :old:
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Post by: zack1234 on November 13, 2015, 01:08:23 AM
The same thing they do when you're in: put nasty things in your food and shag each other raw.

My servants are all Eastern European chicks.
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Post by: PJ_Godzilla on November 17, 2015, 08:53:21 AM
My servants are all Eastern European chicks.

Perfect. That way, after you're done, there's little need for any feelings of guilt or attachment. Do try to be decent with them, though, Zack - none of this stubbing out your cigars on their backs as part of the "finish", now. And, while you may think the head-flush is an amusing way to signal the arrival of the Big O, I can assure you that the help is not amused and finds the practice degrading and disturbing, not to mention potentially unsanitary.
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Post by: zack1234 on November 17, 2015, 10:42:19 AM
My Chauffeur is from Sweden and she wears a uniform :old:

She does not speak English which is a asset as chicks have nothing to say of any interest :old:
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Post by: FLOOB on November 17, 2015, 11:11:36 AM
Then why is it an asset?
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Post by: Mar on November 17, 2015, 11:50:28 AM
Because Zack said so! :old:
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Post by: zack1234 on November 17, 2015, 11:51:29 AM
yes
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Post by: Bruv119 on November 17, 2015, 01:15:13 PM
was just watching a youtube clip of the last bofb scenario reminiscing,

seen on country channel 

zack1234: just bailed at 20k :(
zack1234: i am just going to walk the dog

you cant walk a bloody dog in the middle of our finest hour!    :bhead 
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Post by: Meatwad on November 17, 2015, 06:44:53 PM
Then why is it an asset?

Because she has nice assets  :aok

and huge tracts of land
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Post by: zack1234 on November 18, 2015, 01:26:06 AM
Yes Turnips are the new Subprime