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Offline zack1234

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You could not make it up""
« on: November 10, 2015, 01:40:14 AM »
In the UK 66% of migrants get benefits to prop up their wages.

I will translate this:

They get paid a minimum wage by the employer and "I pay taxes to give them benefits so they can keep working for the cheap paying employer :rofl

It's fact :rofl

If I tried to claim benefits I would get nothing :rofl

Even after paying taxes for 30 years, but if you come from a third world Eastern European country the EU stipulates you have to ensure they are given benefits

The U.K. Prime minster is now back tracking about a referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

Greece is annoyed about the UK leaving the EU, someone has to pay tax.



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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2015, 02:35:31 AM »
It's part of the cultural-suicide pact signed by all western countries.

Can you imagine bringing back Alfred the Great or William the Conqueror or Henry V and telling him that England decided to voluntarily let itself be overrun?

I wonder if it would go like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSoG7m1V6aw
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2015, 02:45:43 AM »
Warning Brooke has put a link on this thread that is a video of men wearing leather and sporting Freddie Mercury tash's :frown:
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2015, 04:11:26 AM »
If these keeps up Zach may have to get a job.
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2015, 05:52:04 AM »
See Rule #14
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2015, 07:23:09 AM »
the event horizon  :noid
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Offline zack1234

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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2015, 07:38:05 AM »
Quote from: FLOOB on November 10, 2015, 04:11:26 AM
If these keeps up Zach may have to get a job.

What would my servants do when I was out?
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2015, 09:46:35 AM »
Quote from: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 07:38:05 AM
What would my servants do when I was out?

The same thing they do when you're in: put nasty things in your food and shag each other raw.
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2015, 06:31:27 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 02:45:43 AM
Warning Brooke has put a link on this thread that is a video of men wearing leather and sporting Freddie Mercury tash's :frown:

Freddie stole the look from Edward I.
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2015, 08:24:54 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 01:40:14 AM
In the UK 66% of migrants get benefits to prop up their wages.

I will translate this:

They get paid a minimum wage by the employer and "I pay taxes to give them benefits so they can keep working for the cheap paying employer :rofl

It's fact :rofl

If I tried to claim benefits I would get nothing :rofl

Even after paying taxes for 30 years, but if you come from a third world Eastern European country the EU stipulates you have to ensure they are given benefits

The U.K. Prime minster is now back tracking about a referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

Greece is annoyed about the UK leaving the EU, someone has to pay tax.

Wow, always wondered where Canada learned to do this. Now I know.
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Offline zack1234

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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2015, 11:59:04 PM »
Yes but they put maple syrup on meat :old:

Which is like putting salt on ice cream
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Offline DmonSlyr

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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2015, 03:41:15 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 01:40:14 AM
In the UK 66% of migrants get benefits to prop up their wages.

I will translate this:

They get paid a minimum wage by the employer and "I pay taxes to give them benefits so they can keep working for the cheap paying employer :rofl

It's fact :rofl

If I tried to claim benefits I would get nothing :rofl

Even after paying taxes for 30 years, but if you come from a third world Eastern European country the EU stipulates you have to ensure they are given benefits

The U.K. Prime minster is now back tracking about a referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

Greece is annoyed about the UK leaving the EU, someone has to pay tax.

This is basically how the U.S runs right now with our multibillion dollar retail chains that just have the hardest time paying their workers /S, why do full time workers have to get food stamps again?  Meanwhile we find out momma bear of Walmart is only worth 5 billion, not 45B billion like we all thought. But each of her kids and grand kids are worth 30Billions of dollars each.  But HARD WORK!!!!!! It has nothing to do with morals or ethics, it's all about HARD WORK, oh and "margins"..... Right.

BTW Zach, I'm sure the US has some tax money we can send over there for "support" we are pretty good at stuff like that.
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2015, 05:57:58 PM »
Quote from: zack1234 on November 10, 2015, 11:59:04 PM
Yes but they put maple syrup on meat :old:

Which is like putting salt on ice cream

I put maple syrup on pies :old:
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2015, 05:25:48 PM »
Maple syrup is best on blocks of processed cheese.   :aok  :old:
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Re: You could not make it up""
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2015, 05:45:38 PM »
Quote from: pipz on November 12, 2015, 05:25:48 PM
Maple syrup is best on blocks of processed cheese.   :aok  :old:

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