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Title: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: zack1234 on December 14, 2016, 04:49:53 AM
Floob has found out some dreadful information!

Apparently Brooke's favourite pre historical animal is called Homo Erectus.

Does anyone know if this true?

Floob was to distressed to post the outrage.

Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: NatCigg on December 14, 2016, 06:14:56 AM
Are you talking about the Russians?
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: zack1234 on December 14, 2016, 07:57:30 AM
No the Russians won WWII
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: FLOOB on December 14, 2016, 08:02:36 AM
Not true! But russians do like to take credit for what the soviets did.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Brooke on December 14, 2016, 11:33:03 PM
Floob has found out some dreadful information!

Apparently Brooke's favourite pre historical animal is called Homo Erectus.

Does anyone know if this true?

Floob was to distressed to post the outrage.

Not true.

Here is my favorite prehistoric animal.

(http://slappedham.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Promachoteuthis-sulcus.jpg)
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Brooke on December 14, 2016, 11:36:35 PM
For Christmas, I'm getting my daughters some triops because everything with eyes has some amount of eyes, and triops has three eyes.

(http://www.toykingdom.co.za/photos/800/800/67968930205-5.JPG)
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: zack1234 on December 15, 2016, 01:48:17 AM
Brooke has a time machine to manifest such diabolical creatures from the bowels of Devil incarnate!!



Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: NatCigg on December 15, 2016, 06:29:10 AM
Yes. He lives on the west coast.  :noid  You see zack1234 the Anglo Northwest is a unique place.  The people have adapted wizardry from around the world.  It all started when Paul Bunyan had a kid.  Paul's kid was a tough guy, just like his dad.  Also like his dad he had a adventuresome spirit, and with the midwest barren from dads logging, with nothing more than cottonwoods about, Paul's son headed west to find greener pastures.  The younger Bunyan settled in the northwest of Washington state.  He was happy to find 200 foot trees like his dad used to talk about in Michigan.  Here, the now young man Bunyan, resumed chopping trees down.  As time went by Young Bunyan started to notice the big pines were again being replaced by leaf trees and began to wonder.  And while sitting on a stump on foggy morning Mr. Bunyan looked down to see a mouse.  A little black mouse.  Big B had seen a lot of mice in his day but this one was a little different, maybe it was a little darker color fur.  Mr. Bunyan was curious and squinted to look a little closser. When he did, oh boy was he surprised!  This was no ordinary mouse.  This mouse was wearing back Wu-Tang hoodie and wearing slippers.  It was a Shaolin Monk Mouse from Asia!. Lil' Bunyan stayed on that stump and began listening to the wise master.  The Shaolin Mouse told of the chi and balance of yin and yang, and Mr Bunyan was changed, as were all the people who took guidance from eastern wisdom. And for 200 years they lived in peace.  A peace that vibrated though the land as a warm low pressure that drew more in.  That's when Carl Californicator showed up.  Drawn by the good waves of energy Carl came waltzing in from down south, where hell gets its one chance at water from the pacific.  Carl was getting hot in hell and was drawn to the peace within the northwest.  Unfortunately, Carl brought his knowledge of manipulation from hell and shared it with Mr. Bunyan.  Tricks like illusion generation, genetic rearrangement, weather manipulation.  All grade B magic that never brings complete happiness.  Nevertheless Mr. Bunyan Jr. was intrigued by the knowledge.  Thankfully BJ remembered the good and did not follow Carl completely. He rejected Carl's attempt at converting the northwest to hell as well.  But Mr Bunyan studied what he had learned, in fact he meditated on the devils wisdom. And with the power of his fathers mental brawn, invented time travel. The single greatest breakthrough in world history.  But the funny thing about it, Mr. Bunyan did not use his time machine to control the world, or even go back to erase the beginning of hell.  Mr. Bunyan made a time machine to go back in time to get a pet Triops for his daughter.  The perfect gift for his perfect gift.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Shuffler on December 15, 2016, 09:48:40 AM
Brooke has a time machine to manifest such diabolical creatures from the bowels of Devil incarnate!!

Well that explains the funny glasses and the silver suit.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: zack1234 on December 15, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
Elton John?
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Brooke on December 15, 2016, 04:15:57 PM
My time machine is used only for the betterment of mankind.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: FLOOB on December 15, 2016, 07:10:34 PM
Pass it on.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: NatCigg on December 15, 2016, 08:27:02 PM
I'd get Biff's almanac.  :banana:

Ya know, for security... then we can save the world.  :D
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: FLOOB on December 15, 2016, 08:42:05 PM
NatCigg's avatar is bomb.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Vulcan on December 16, 2016, 02:58:18 AM
Not true.

Here is my favorite prehistoric animal.

(http://slappedham.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Promachoteuthis-sulcus.jpg)

That's not a mouth... this is a mouth only a mother could love:

(http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Hagfish-Mouth-IN-POST.jpg)
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Shuffler on December 16, 2016, 01:57:24 PM
Brooke's time machine is a little different in that it is based on the Floob Capacitor.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: lunatic1 on December 16, 2016, 02:14:22 PM
well after viewing these photos I'm going to have nightmares
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: lunatic1 on December 16, 2016, 02:15:31 PM
I have a question and no disrespect meant- WHAT the heck is a FLOOB?
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Shuffler on December 16, 2016, 03:28:51 PM
I have a question and no disrespect meant- WHAT the heck is a FLOOB?

Well choose one....

a serious form of a noob (def number 6); always explain some one so noobish which they pose a genuine physical menace to themselves and their particular environments, and to community in general. The scariest reasons for having this (fortunately) minority group tend to be that their particular noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (in other words., they normally use it as a weapon of types), and they become friends. Their leader is known in many groups as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..  by Claudio Beamer  Report definition

noun:A one who functions silly or does absurd things.(also adjective - floobish)2. verb:"Floob around": To muck around.

noun:Nerd, Geek, Weirdo.2.verb:Also floobin' - hawaii to be nerdy or geeky

Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: FLOOB on December 16, 2016, 08:58:38 PM
Floob means me, it doesn't mean anything else. I'm the definiton of Floob. If Floob were in the dictionary the only entry would be an illustration of myself.

And it's not pronounced like flood.

Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Shuffler on December 18, 2016, 08:31:36 PM
Floob means me, it doesn't mean anything else. I'm the definiton of Floob. If Floob were in the dictionary the only entry would be an illustration of myself.

And it's not pronounced like flood.

I got my information from the Urban Dictionary.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: FLOOB on December 18, 2016, 08:48:12 PM
I forgive you.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Brooke on December 18, 2016, 10:18:00 PM
There is the ancient norse, proto germanic "floebve", which was a mythical rampant ibex-like creature with powers akin to a sphynx.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: FLOOB on December 18, 2016, 10:33:49 PM
Hey did you watch that James Hetfield interview? It's diddlying fascinating.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Brooke on December 19, 2016, 03:14:03 PM
Hey did you watch that James Hetfield interview? It's diddlying fascinating.

The Metallica guy?  No, haven't seen it.
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Devil 505 on December 19, 2016, 04:57:37 PM
And it's not pronounced like flood.

Funny, I've always read it as "Flewb"
Title: Re: Brooke and Floob question
Post by: Devil 505 on December 19, 2016, 05:08:12 PM
That's not a mouth... this is a mouth only a mother could love:

(http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Hagfish-Mouth-IN-POST.jpg)

And this is what overprotective mothers show their sons to keep them away from girls.  :devil