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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Heater on January 25, 2000, 03:17:00 AM
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Ok all,
I need your Help, Start posting your excuses here to tell the wife why I need $30.00 a Month for a online flight sim…
Who knows, Maybe the winner will get a free months flying from HTC, HT PYRO what about it?
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!!! Heater !!!
Shit Happens All The Time
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
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1-Just make sure you have the double to spend every month with her extra, bring her to one of those BORING movies they like to see...did the trick for me...
2-Keep your income Secret
3-Tell her: it's that or that brand new fast motor bike...
4-Keep your income Secret
5-Get some flowers handy when she asks about it...
6-Keep your income Secret... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Saint
DCO 186th Wardogs (Falcon4 Squad)
http://www.wardogs.org/ (http://www.wardogs.org/)
"Firepower Mate, that is what separates the men from the boys..."
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Tell her it's $30 that won't get spent at the bar after work, or at the strip joint. That should be enough for any woman! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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banana
WB: -baxl-
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It's your money.
-Westy
*and good luck with that one (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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ROFL ! Westy !
I can tell you are NOT married (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Saint
DCO 186th Wardogs (Falcon4 Squad)
http://www.wardogs.org/ (http://www.wardogs.org/)
"Firepower Mate, that is what separates the men from the boys..."
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If you're tight with your doctor, get a note from him saying it's AH or Prozac...then quote the monthtly perscription price for the Prozac...inflate as necessary.
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Spinny, VF-17, The Jolly Rogers 8X
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"Honey, my new hobby is gonna cost $30 a month. Better ask your boss for some more overtime."
Let us know how it works. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
popeye
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Say: Its either me gone or AH and pray she takes it right hehe..either way u win (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/eek.gif) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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You guys are going about this all wrong.
Every month, bring her a new item in the $30-$50 range. Tell her you saw it at the store and thought it would look beautiful on her, and you bought it for her "just because".
If you put forth that effort, she probably won't mind what you spend on Aces High.
Ronni
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Veronica "Ronni" Newman
Sr. Programmer/Webmaster
HiTech Creations, Inc.
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I don't know if her complaining about the $30 isn't actually more about the time spent away from her. My vast experience with women (sic) tells me always look below the surface or, what most women call it, the obvious.
Spend lots of time and attention on her and i'll bet she won't object to what you do during your "me time".
If that doesn't work tell her it's a billing error and, by God!, you'll get this corrected in a few months for sure!
-sudz-
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Can sure tell Ronni is a woman, spend more on your wife than you do yourself 30-50 range.
Just tell her it keeps you home where you can see her. You have to glance at her after being shot down. this also helps perpare you for next flight, if you love your wife she will calm you down and you can go get more kills.
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Tommy (INDIAN) Toon
Cherokee Indian
My Homepage
Where you can find the Key Commands in files for Word6 Wordpad and text mode.
indians Homepage (http://www.geocities.com/~tltoon)
Aces High Word6 and Wordpad Doc's available on my web site.
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Originally posted by Ronni:
You guys are going about this all wrong.
Every month, bring her a new item in the $30-$50 range. Tell her you saw it at the store and thought it would look beautiful on her, and you bought it for her "just because".
If you put forth that effort, she probably won't mind what you spend on Aces High.
Ronni
I believe Ronni has the right idea here. Well I should be ok now since I just sold my 3 Everquest accounts for a total of $4,500 dollars US on Ebay. I'm paying a few bills off but I'll make sure I keep enough to support the AH habit.
Catman
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"Things to tell the wife???"
Honey, I'm leaving you for Aces High because:
1. Aces High never has a head-ache when I'm wanting to play.
2. Aces High will ONLY cost me $30 a month.
3. Aces High doesn't joke with other sims about when my guns jam.
4. I can leave the toilet set up and Aces High doesn't care.
5. I can try out other sims besides Aces High on occation and not feel guilty.
6. I can get gang-banged in Aces High..wait thats by other male pilots...scratch this one.
6. With Aces High I can shoot my full ammo load 5 times or more in a single hour!
7. I can let my friends take turns trying out my Aces High when they come over to visit and it doesn't feel so perverted.
8. I can turn Aces High on and off with God-like powers when ever I please.
9. Aces High never complains that "we never talk anymore..."
10. Aces High has no in-laws.
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11. AH never asks "Is my butt too big?"
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12. "But honey....At least Im not spending it on my girlfriend!"
-Ding
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Every month, bring her a new item in the $30-$50 range. Tell her you saw it at the store and thought it would look beautiful on her, and you bought it for her "just because".
And then she start asking why you suddenly starts to bring her gifts... Then yor in BIG trouble (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Bod
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1. Show her the many clever ways you have come up with to save the money to pay for the monthly fee. DO NOT include such things as:
- The money she spends on her hair ($20.00-$60.00, easy).
- The money she spends on having her nails done ($50.00+).
- The money she spends on clothes ($+++++).
DO include things like the following:
- Brown bag lunches you make yourself ($3.50-$8.00).
- Leaving the bar early ($1.50 per beer not drunk).
- Buying gas from the Seven-Eleven ($0.03 per gallon).
- Giving up the Playboy subscription (This might doit all in one fell swoop!).
- Dropping that girl friend on the side (on second thought, you may not want to tell her about this one).
- Wearing your pair of blue jeans until you blow out the knees ($18.00).
- Just look at those shoes you've been wearing since high-school -- they have another 100,000 miles on them ($60.00 easy).
- You're gonna start taking her to Mickey Dee's instead of Chez Francois ($100.00).
Just some ideas (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
buhdman, out
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Walt (buhdman) Barrow
(formerly lt-buhd-lite)
The Buccaneers - "Return with Honor"
home.earthlink.net/~wjbarrow
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Reason with her that if you weren't busy playing Aces High you would have more time for sex with her.
Beeg
P.S. This may not be appropriate for all wives but will definetely get you the $30.00 if your wife is over 50
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Tell her your spending the $30 bucks on a game wether she likes it or not. And if she doesn't, don't let the door hit her in the butt on the way out.
Then run like hell!!!
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+Jase
Wonderfully Nomadic
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Get Her a rich boyfriend to spend time with, and pay your AH bill.
Now your killin 2 birds with 1 stone! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Yup, I'm always thinking (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/eek.gif)
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Tell her the "HTC" that appears on the credit card statement stands for "Help the Children", a charity to help needy kids. Yeah, Yeah, Thats the ticket!
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Hitechcreations Inc., your online Viagra source. The rest, as they say, is up to you!
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Lake City
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This is too easy guys...you've all missed it!
"Honey, I cancelled my Warbirds account and will now save over $100 per month!"
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I don't know where to begin.....
All of these were way cool suggestions!
However, the solution for me was DIVORCE. <this was before I got into computers> (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) Imagine a world with silence, only the hum of a P-51 escort. The crackel of the radio.......when an enema fighter is in guns range! "Bueller.......fire!"
Consider the time you have sex...and the amount of upkeep! I saw a Discovery Channel thing that a woman has sex 2600+ times in her lifetime. YES her life!
2600 times $3.00 is $7,800.00. You can't buy a used car for that......and ride it for a year! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) Dump her, get a puppy every 10 years or so! ROFLMAO
MASTERBATE.........OK, I said it!
Fistina is my life! <Cheap squeak>
And fly..... AH FOREVER!
KKEN
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You can tell her.. "Shaddap... or I'll shave yer cat and buy it flowers"
After that, she'll give ya a divorce; then it don't matter what yah tell her. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Or; (my favorite from the WB's days)
"Shaddap, I'm flyin this guy fer pink slips... I miss this kill; we lose the house"
Some of those old WB's bills before the farging RPS WERE house payments... think of the savings.. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Better still.. don't tell her a damn thing. Just do it. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) It's always better to beg forgiveness than ask permission. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
Hang (who's recently happily divorced, and has NO life anyway)
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Tell her the truth!!!
Dear, life is short. A mans life is shorter then a womens. I keep my life insurance paid just so you won't have to worry when I'm gone. I've just insured myself some more just for you. The bill is $30 per month and will appear on the credit card as HTC.<at this point hand her a dozen roses and embrace her>......you gotta start with your own bull at this point. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Hmmmm...
Honey guess what.. I got us BOTH an account to AH! A family the plays together stays together! (hope maybe she buys into it) (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif) (If not answer) Gosh I was really looking forward to that together.. well thats ok ..We'll have lots of more money now because I'm not flying WB much anymore.
Thunder
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THUNDER !!
i don't think i could get away with that.
the new computer so she could play would bankrupt me.
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Easy, Valentine's Day is coming up soon. What better present to say "I love you" than a year's membership to Aces High? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Doug "Pyro" Balmos
HiTech Creations
"If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid."
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I became more helpful to my wife, doing dishes (and breaking them), doing the laundry, the whole weeks worth in one big load, making dinner, and burning it and talking more, telling her of my exploits while in the service, the same stories over and over. She decided after a few days of that, that she really didn't like me after all and now welcomes my time away from her. Now when I start to fix dinner, she'll say, "Oh honey, I'll do that, why don't you go fly."
Well, it works for me!
WOOD1
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listen too ronni,after all she's part female to.im sure she knows what she is talkin about.
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> listen too ronni
I love this thread, but if forced to be serious I would agree with fud. I just wish I lived down there in Texas ... I'd like to meet this lady. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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every payday I just use what i need and give her the rest...she's happy.
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Ok all,
I need your Help, Start posting your excuses here to tell the wife why I need $30.00 a Month for a online flight sim…
Who knows, Maybe the winner will get a free months flying from HTC, HT PYRO what about it?
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!!! Heater !!!
toejam Happens All The Time
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."
Just tell her now you will bother her less for sexy-time. :D :D
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See Rule #10
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11 years? :aok
omg you are right... lol :rofl :rofl :rofl
I wonder how long wolvrine had to be browsing the boards to go back that far.
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Wow! eleven years old. That's an INcredible bump.
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IN....... but some funny stuff in there.
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LOL!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a glorious example of what some call a "Necrobump."
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I hope this aint some lame attempt to jack up the price for AH! 14.99 is good enough!!!!!!!!
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Call me old fashion :old:, but why do you need permission?
Fred
OOPs, didn't notice the date of the OP posts, OH well, I'll leave my comment here anyway.
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Don't you guys know that the practice of Necromancy has been outlawed by the Mage's Guild?
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Holy Heck man! 11 Years!!!!
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z238/bigmacleod01/NecroBumpBatman.jpg)
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I hope this aint some lame attempt to jack up the price for AH! 14.99 is good enough!!!!!!!!
you are lucky
it was $30.00 back then when this post was originally made
and in regards to wolverine "possibly" bumping this very old thread...... it could be that he has his messageboard /forums / settings set up to where the threads go from oldest to newest
so he is seeing all the older threads first and not the other way around like most have their's set up to show the latest postings First!
just a guess
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Aces High has prettier jugs than you.
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:O WWWOOOWWW
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f333/wyzel/InBeforeTheLock.gif)
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Kinda sucks that it'll be locked. Funny stuff.
IN
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"Things to tell the wife???"
Honey, I'm leaving you for Aces High because:
1. Aces High never has a head-ache when I'm wanting to play.
2. Aces High will ONLY cost me $30 a month.
3. Aces High doesn't joke with other sims about when my guns jam.
4. I can leave the toilet set up and Aces High doesn't care.
5. I can try out other sims besides Aces High on occation and not feel guilty.
6. I can get gang-banged in Aces High..wait thats by other male pilots...scratch this one.
6. With Aces High I can shoot my full ammo load 5 times or more in a single hour!
7. I can let my friends take turns trying out my Aces High when they come over to visit and it doesn't feel so perverted.
8. I can turn Aces High on and off with God-like powers when ever I please.
9. Aces High never complains that "we never talk anymore..."
10. Aces High has no in-laws.
:rofl :rofl Holy crap...I think I may have crapped myself laughing. :rofl :rofl
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Wow, this thread is old. :lol
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Skuzzy, this is a good thread, it never hurt nobody! Don't lock it!!! :cry
It's pretty funny. :lol
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"Things to tell the wife???"
Honey, I'm leaving you for Aces High because:
1. Aces High never has a head-ache when I'm wanting to play.
2. Aces High will ONLY cost me $30 a month.
3. Aces High doesn't joke with other sims about when my guns jam.
4. I can leave the toilet set up and Aces High doesn't care.
5. I can try out other sims besides Aces High on occation and not feel guilty.
6. I can get gang-banged in Aces High..wait thats by other male pilots...scratch this one.
6. With Aces High I can shoot my full ammo load 5 times or more in a single hour!
7. I can let my friends take turns trying out my Aces High when they come over to visit and it doesn't feel so perverted.
8. I can turn Aces High on and off with God-like powers when ever I please.
9. Aces High never complains that "we never talk anymore..."
10. Aces High has no in-laws.
LoL. Wierd thing is I have no memory of ever having typed that. :O
Man, look at some of the old names on that thread.
Its like something from the AH Museum of Flightsim History. Like how they have those diaramas of hairy Australopithecus knapping flint tools and skinning antelope. :rofl
Regards,
Wab
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This thread is older than Shawks mullet........ :bolt: :neener:
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every payday I just use what i need and give her the rest...she's happy.
You sir, are a tard. Very simple math
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You sir, are a tard. Very simple math
Jeeze... That wasn't necessary...
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Jeeze... That wasn't necessary...
Who are you?
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Jeeze... That wasn't necessary...
. double post!! :bhead
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Jeeze... That wasn't necessary...
It never is.
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Jeeze... That wasn't necessary...
It never is.
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Who are you?
I'm Justin, who are you?
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I'm Justin, who are you?
I'm Batman.
No..., wait, I'm Spartacus!
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The Incredible Hulk!
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Okay, answer with a riddle and if she gets it tell her you can lay off for a week or so....
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?.....
One is a SUPER HERO and the other is an ORDER!! :old:
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I'm Justin, who are you?
Im jstnbebr of the "bieber fever" squad.
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IN
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OOOOOOOH BOY!
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I don't know if her complaining about the $30 isn't actually more about the time spent away from her. My vast experience with women (sic) tells me always look below the surface or, what most women call it, the obvious.
Spend lots of time and attention on her and i'll bet she won't object to what you do during your "me time".
If that doesn't work tell her it's a billing error and, by God!, you'll get this corrected in a few months for sure!
-sudz-
AH2 prices have doubled? From 14.95 to $30.00?
-Penguin
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AH2 prices have doubled? From 14.95 to $30.00?
-Penguin
oyyyyyyy :ahand
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AH2 prices have doubled? From 14.95 to $30.00?
-Penguin
You're a bit on the slow side aren't ya?
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You're a bit on the slow side aren't ya?
a bit?
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a bit?
be nice about it :lol
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tell her to mind her own business :)
on a side note, $30.00 ? shade much? :)
JUGgler
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wow...just.......wow
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tell her to mind her own business :)
on a side note, $30.00 ? shade much? :)
JUGgler
Might try to pay attention
(check the date and read the thread)
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tell her to mind her own business :)
on a side note, $30.00 ? shade much? :)
JUGgler
after 4 posts saying penguin was slow :rolleyes: :ahand :bolt:
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after 4 posts saying penguin was slow :rolleyes: :ahand :bolt:
No wonder my IQ drops a point each time I log in to play.
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No wonder my IQ drops a point each time I log in to play.
i feel like my brain melts sometimes... but then i was revived by agonizing head throbbing as i read bustr's wishlist thread on prop/cannon angling and vectors... then i felt like my head exploded and logged off for the morning earlier... :cry
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wow...just.......wow
:lol
You guys are killin me.
:rofl,
Wab
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What to tell the Wife??
Shut up and make me a sandwich.
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What to tell the Wife??
Shut up and make me a sandwich.
your 11 years late on the answer bud. Thanks for playing though.
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What to tell the Wife??
Shut up and make me a sandwich.
hook line and sinker again :aok